Reddit reviews 1 X Dritz(R) Lifetime Tape Measure - 5/8''x60'' White

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Crazy Japanese thingy on my Main. ($5.99)

Basil seeds on my Main. ($2.47)

Sunglasses on my Main. ($3.15)

Nail polish top coat on my Polish. ($4.44)

Tape measure on my Hobbies. ($3.39)

Totaling... $19.44!

Edit:

I'm curious to see what other combination I can do with just stuff for apartments. XD

Santoku knife on my Prep. ($7.04)

Baking spoons on my Prep. ($6.03)

Collapsible measuring cup on my Prep. ($7.81)

Totaling... $20.88

Blegh, it's a lot harder with apartment stuff. XD

Cereal - retarded o'calories
Fast food - retarded o'calories

What you're going to need to bag an Adonis:

• Tailor's tape
  
  
• Food scale
  
  
• This, or on whatever your boat floats
  
  
• Patience
  
  I went from 250 - 200 in about 3 months by simply cutting out carbs entirely. Ketogenic diets can definitely help speed the process along, but you may find that chocolate cravings will replace penis cravings, so watch out for the backlash from hijacking a Hostess truck and devouring its contents wholesale.
  
  It's been said before, but read the FAQ.
  Use the food scale to help you plan accordingly to the nutritional data given by what you eat. Compare grams to grams. Boom, head shot.
  
  Measuring yourself with the tape is a much better metric than using a scale, in my opinion. Scales don't account for water weight or how full/empty your stomach was last time/is now.
  
  You can't out-exercise a shitty diet. Say that to yourself every time you go to eat something you shouldn't. You can have a treat when you're getting dicked by the type of guy you want. But then cut out the bullshit and get back to work. Beauty takes maintenance.
  
  Despite your desire for wanting cock, I highly recommend you exercise. Being healthy is a good thing. You may feel you have missed out X years, but health allows you to extend your life that much further. It's probably not as good, but getting in the habit now allows you to get boned by the old guys in your convalescent home.
  
  Your tits are probably going to sag. I'm just saying that now to mentally prepare you. I don't know what you look like, but I'm sure they're going to have a bit of sway that is unwelcome. I'm balding; we all have our flaws. On the bright side, I never have to pay for a hair cut again. I don't know what the silver lining is for saggy tits, but I'm sure you can figure it out. You're a smart person.

Soft measuring tapes are really cheap and sooooo worth the investment. Here's one on Amazon for less than $3 with free shipping. If you use the visual guide, it's very easy to figure it out and you only need to measure 5 things! Once you have your measurements, just post it to the subreddit and people can tell you what it means and where to start.

As someone who spent way, way too long in poor fitting bras, I cannot recommend /r/ABraThatFits enough. It literally changed my life. I'm sure other women can attest to that statement as well.

Edit: Take a look at The Bra Band Project as well. It's a real eye-opener!

For measuring girth, I recommend something like this it's much more accurate

Use a different metric. Weight will fluctuate depending on if you're building muscle or retaining water, or any number of variables. Maybe invest in a tape measure? This is about 3.50, and will definitely be a better account on top of the scale.

Also, starving yourself/using meal substitutes to artificially lower your weight may make you feel good when the scale numbers go down, but the side-effects are definitely not worth it (muscle-loss, malnutrition, etc). Be patient, measure your body-fat percentage rather than weight (muscle is denser than fat!) and be diligent. You'll get there, don't get discouraged.

I think you should give this tape measure to /u/goldenboy2532 so he can measure the hell out of shit.

He's so color coordinated, I'm hiring him to be my personal stylist. We shall be fabu and eat WaHo erry day and junk.

A year ago I was in your position - 21, 5'5" and 240 pounds. Now I weigh 145 (still trying to build muscle)!

You have already received tonssssss of great advice but I thought I'd let you know, from someone who was basically in your position, that this is possible and you can do it! Here is my 2 cents:

• You discuss working out, and it sounds like you have been keeping it up for about 6 weeks, so that is a really good start. Don't play down your accomplishments by saying it hasn't been that long. Take the advice here on workouts and keep it up, as it is good for your health. Personally, I enjoy running or doing bodyweight fitness because I don't have good access to a gym, but do what works for you! However, note that weight loss is mostly diet, not exercise!
  
  
• In terms of diet, here again, you have good suggestions. I went the MyFitnessPal calorie counting route and that has worked well for me. No restrictions on what you eat, though you will end up eating healthier to be fuller. This also allows you to understand how much you are cheating. If I have some sort of special occasion and eat 250 extra calories I can see how much this effects me in the long run, whereas in the past I may have said "well I ate 2 cookies so now I'm doomed forever and may as well eat all this ice cream." Take baby steps. You may even want to start by simply logging what you eat rather than restricting it.
  
  
• In terms of progress. You are right not to focus on the scale. Still "feeling yourself getting tighter" might not be a very objective standard of measurement either. Use one of these to measure yourself accurately and take periodic progress pictures. Losing a lot of weight is difficult to comprehend. I still picture myself about how I probably looked at 180ish, and even that has taken a long time. You will need these in the future to truly understand how far you have come!