Reddit reviews Air Horn
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This Fog horn can be used :Cheer squads,camping, sporting events,personal safetyNew years , Birthdays,special celebrationsGraduations biking, joggingLet your favorite team know your rootingfor them.
Buy an air horn. They are cheap on Amazon, and many can be refilled with a bike pump.
Not sure if this one is refillable, but it can be at your house for $8.
Every time they say your name or LO's name while speaking Russian, blast it. Don't let them talk. Aim it at MIL if you can. Just make sure the baby is in another room.
"Oh, the air horn is annoying? So is talking shit about me in a language I don't speak. If you continue to speak around me and about me in Russian, you won't be allowed in my home, and you WON'T be allowed near my child.
"And YOU, DH, can decide which pillows you would like with you on the couch tonight. We will discuss our issues, and then you will have plenty of time to consider what I've said while on the couch."
Edit: learning the language should be a high priority for you. You NEED to know what MIL is saying, and you can't trust DH to give an accurate, non-sugar-coated translation. She could be saying that LO looks like the mail man, and Wren is obviously a whore, she is going to play you for a fool, etc. And who knows how much DH is actually standing up for you.
Record one of their next conversations, preferably with something that can translate later, and find out what she is saying. Maybe just upload it as private in YouTube and only invite a volunteer or two from /r/Russia or something to translate it. I'd recommend a native speaker so that idioms and phrases are translated with the intent or subtle meanings intact.
That's when you take one of these suckers, blast it in his ear, and shout, "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN I CHANGE WHAT YOU'RE HEARING‽"
Two words: Air Horn.
http://www.amazon.com/Air-Horn-987587/dp/B002TR0JEO
Actually, you know what would be good? Get an air-horn. It's loud as shit and people will look at you every time you use it. It'll startle anybody messing with you and make everybody in earshot look directly at the two of you. Plus, if he takes it away from you, it won't hurt as much as a knife.
http://www.amazon.com/Air-Horn-987587/dp/B002TR0JEO
There's also those adopt/buy/name a star things that were oh so popular once upon a time.
My thought for loud things would be an air horn. It costs 1 cent apparently? Well you get raped on shipping, but $5 isn't horrible.
Or those cheering cow bells, the ones you hear at the Winter Olympics.
> "EXCUSE ME, BUT I'M ON THE PHONE"
You know its bad when you begin to consider it