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50 Reddit comments about All My Friends Are Dead (Funny Books, Children's Book for Adults, Interesting Finds, Animal Books):

u/Taegaar · 59 pointsr/EscapefromTarkov

Added 5 new Therapist quests

  1. Something smells fishy: 30 cans of Pacific Saury

  2. Where did Prapor touch you?: 1 x Therapy doll

  3. All my friends are dead: 5 copies of the book ‘All my friends are dead” (This book is in game already & also available on Amazon https://www.amazon.co.uk/All-My-Friends-Are-Dead/dp/0811874559)

  4. All my friends are still dead: 5 copies of the book ‘All my friends are still dead”

  5. Bitcoin Mining: 1 x power supply, 1x power cord, 1 x CPU, 1x CPU Fan, 1 x circuit board, 1x USB adapter, 12 x RAM, 50 x Graphics cards
u/orangematic · 18 pointsr/AskReddit
u/niton · 17 pointsr/pics

That's a terrific book.

EDIT: Link since the book isn't so well known.

u/daitenshe · 16 pointsr/StarWars

We should get him a present to make him feel better. How about a book! I know those always make me feel bett... Maybe [not a book] (http://www.amazon.com/All-My-Friends-Are-Dead/dp/0811874559)

u/[deleted] · 9 pointsr/funny

I've always liked this one.

u/unquietwiki · 8 pointsr/books

He might want to read this for a pick-me-up. If my grandparents were snuffed by Nazis, my semi-secret gay companion was dead, my friends gone, and my publisher loathsome: fuck yeah I'd be angry.

u/tidu · 7 pointsr/funny
u/mrcastiron · 6 pointsr/BlackPeopleTwitter

This book is really funny my parents have it on their coffee table. Yall should read it. https://www.amazon.com/All-My-Friends-Are-Dead/dp/0811874559

u/frolicking · 6 pointsr/explainlikeIAmA

Hey, hello, great to see you again! I -- I see that you lost my handout from the interview about required dress for this position, but that's okay, it's okay, you aren't going on your first house call until tomorrow. I'll have Janice, uh, print a copy of those dress requirements and photo copy it so you can have a copy. Just -- ah, this is so awkward with new guys, I should have called to make sure you understood. You'll have to loose all that skin and muscle, okay? I don't make the rules, it's an OSHA thing. My hands are tied, really, nothing I can do.

Whoa, whoa, where are you going? Buddy, c'mon, please, we went over the job requirements, and you can't back down now. You signed a contract, and the other guy quit already. You -- you did read the supplemental materials, when you were applying? You didn't read the supplemental material because you 'were too busy for dinosaur books'?

What could be more important than a dinosaur book? Did you ever have a childhood? What the fuck is wrong with you? ...No, don't cry, you're right, that was unprofessional. We're stuck with each other, kid, so why don't you fill that coffee cup back up and I'll go clear the conference room.

Alright, okay. Your job. You're Death, now, and you have to help ease the passing of people who have run out of time. No, not like the voice that tells you to insert more coins into the payphone. How old are you? Jesus. They haven't run out of time on a phone. They've run out of time on everything.

No, not like when you have to return something to the video store because it's almost been 30 days and you don't want to be charged the full price of the -- Ugh. Didn't Blockbuster go out of business? A store closing is kind of like dying, though, that's a good metaphor. Cashflow is bad, the employees have checked out, so it's just not worth it to even pay the lighting bill anymore, you know? And your job is to make sure that, uh... that everyone gets out of the building in a timely manner, yeah! And to make sure the water is shut off and the utilities all know there isn't anyone there to pay them anymore.

You get that, right? No?

^I'm ^not ^paid ^enough ^for ^this.

Nothing, nothing. Did you have a dog growing up? What happened when your dog got too old? Yeah, see, man... the thing is, there's no farm upstate. I know your parents promised, but they lied. They did! Parents lie, you know, to be nice. Like about Santa Claus. Are you crying? Don't cry, oh my god, it's okay.

You can read, right? Great. I know you did a couple years in a call center, so this will be really familiar, you just have to stick to the script.

The customer will be like, "W-w-where am I? Am... a-am I dead?"

And you say, "Yes, I'm so sorry, but you'll have to move along to the next stage now."

Then they'll say something like, "WHY? WHY, GOD, WHY?" or "NO, NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING." Sometimes, if you're really lucky, you'll get, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" but try not to laugh. Yes, I promise it's funny.

After that, you just have to tell them, "Oh, my supervisor would love to talk to you about it, please follow me," and then lead them to the sorting area. Am I really going to talk to them? Wow, kid, you're a riot. Hell no, I'm too busy for that. I'm too busy for this, too. Can you follow the script? Great! Go talk to Janet about your paperwork and if you have any questions ask Beelzebub, he's got the cubicle right by the fire exit and he'd love to explain everything to you in more detail.

(Edited because... I found a typo. :c )

u/kecker · 6 pointsr/JUSTNOFAMILY

When my niece was born, the first of the grandchildren, I made it a point that once a month I sent my sister and BIL an "inappropriate" kids book. This was on the list, although my favorite is "K is for Knifeball", as even I thought this one went a little too far.

So other suggestions for you:

The Taking Tree https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1442407638/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o08_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Children Make Terrible Pets
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0316015482/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o06_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

All My Friends Are Dead
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0811874559/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Everyone Poops
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/192913214X/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Ten Little Zombies: A Love Story
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/081187723X/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Monsters Eat Whiny Children
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1416986898/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o06_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I'd Really Like To Eat A Child
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0375837612/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

The Very Hungry Zombie
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1620871823/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Cornelius and the Undigested Kernel of Corn
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1434909808/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o05_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Zombie Cat: A Tale of a Decomposing Kitty
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1616088842/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o08_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

K is for Knifeball
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1452103313/ref=od_aui_detailpages00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Once Upon A Time, The End
https://www.amazon.com/dp/0689866194/_encoding=UTF8?coliid=I1OGBZXPD3BH7B&colid=3D1T0BH91G9JT

Zombies Hate Stuff
https://www.amazon.com/Zombies-Hate-Stuff-Greg-Stones/dp/1452107408/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&coliid=ISHSM71HN45MJ&colid=3D1T0BH91G9JT&qid=&sr=

The Night Dad Went To Jail
https://www.amazon.com/Night-Dad-Went-Jail-Challenges/dp/1479521426/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

You Have To Fucking Eat
https://www.amazon.com/You-Have-F-g-Eat/dp/1617753785/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

Fuck You Sun
https://www.amazon.com/Fuck-You-Sun-Matt-Cole/dp/0615509142/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1498051281&sr=1-2

u/Galphath · 5 pointsr/childfree
u/PigDoodles · 4 pointsr/AskOuija
u/cuntfungus_inc · 4 pointsr/Dinosaurs

All My Friends Are Dead

It might not take you very long to read, but it is enjoyable dinosaur fiction.

u/kevs · 3 pointsr/funny
u/TossedRightOut · 3 pointsr/CFBOffTopic

I got this for a person I didn't know in an office secret santa once. It went over surprisingly well.

u/CaptainDjango · 3 pointsr/AskReddit

A second opportunity in one night to link to this

u/JumbledFun · 3 pointsr/nba
u/Dugen · 3 pointsr/funny

wait..what..WHAT! This is real!? OMFG!
http://www.amazon.com/All-My-Friends-Are-Dead/dp/0811874559/

Now I have a new bedtime story to read to my son. Life is good.

u/afrael · 3 pointsr/secretsanta

If anyone else was kind of WTF: amazon link.

u/StoryDone · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Things couldn't be darker than all your friends being dead.

7.11, prime.

u/ChemicalExperiment · 2 pointsr/Overwatch
u/bupthesnut · 2 pointsr/funny

Reminds me of the book "All my friends are dead."

u/fae925 · 2 pointsr/childfree

All my friends are Dead is another great one.

u/missjulia928 · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

This ninja squirrel patch is by far one of the weirdest, most random things I've located in a while.

This sad book

and This crappy life advice book


Oh: bonus. This is kinda expensive but this wall hanging

u/DeadMoonDave · 2 pointsr/BlackPeopleTwitter
u/EncasedMeats · 2 pointsr/atheistparents

You could take a page from Twain and tell them it's a lot like the billions of years before they were born, only longer. You could also get a copy of the wonderful All My Friends Are Dead and read it together. It's a hoot!

u/ImmutableOctet · 2 pointsr/instant_regret
u/call_me_cthulhu_ · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

If I were a book, I hope that I'd be a great one.

  1. hardcover

  2. e-book

    books<3
u/FataOne · 2 pointsr/darksouls
u/LocalAmazonBot · 2 pointsr/pics

Here are some links for the product in the above comment for different countries:

Link: http://www.amazon.com/All-My-Friends-Are-Dead/dp/0811874559

u/AngelicBabyGirl · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

You neeeed this! I will tell you why, every time I go to Target with my best friend he reads me this books and I laugh ever time! It will for sure pick you up! :3

I would love this! :3

u/gibed · 1 pointr/AdviceAnimals

Well now you can get her this book for Christmas!

u/hithere297 · 1 pointr/The_Mueller

I don’t know, his “All My Friends Are Dead” book sold pretty well.

u/WingedBacon · 1 pointr/WTF
u/THE_GREAT_PICKLE · 1 pointr/pics

I wonder if she's ever read this

u/J2383 · 1 pointr/TumblrInAction

> Some of my best friends are still alive.

*hides your birthday present*

u/magicfatkid · 1 pointr/suggestmeabook

All My Friends Are Dead by Jory John and Avery Monsen

Most non readers dont want to invest time into something long. So get him this. It is entertaining and should get a point across, if you choose to bring it up :)