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HardcoverColor Illustrations Throughout4-1/2 x 6 in 96 ppChronicle Books LLC
Added 5 new Therapist quests
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It is :D
That's a terrific book.
EDIT: Link since the book isn't so well known.
All My Friends Are Dead
https://www.amazon.com.au/All-My-Friends-Are-Dead/dp/0811874559
We should get him a present to make him feel better. How about a book! I know those always make me feel bett... Maybe [not a book] (http://www.amazon.com/All-My-Friends-Are-Dead/dp/0811874559)
isnt this from - http://www.amazon.com/All-My-Friends-Are-Dead/dp/0811874559
I've always liked this one.
He might want to read this for a pick-me-up. If my grandparents were snuffed by Nazis, my semi-secret gay companion was dead, my friends gone, and my publisher loathsome: fuck yeah I'd be angry.
Too short; Want more
This book is really funny my parents have it on their coffee table. Yall should read it. https://www.amazon.com/All-My-Friends-Are-Dead/dp/0811874559
Hey, hello, great to see you again! I -- I see that you lost my handout from the interview about required dress for this position, but that's okay, it's okay, you aren't going on your first house call until tomorrow. I'll have Janice, uh, print a copy of those dress requirements and photo copy it so you can have a copy. Just -- ah, this is so awkward with new guys, I should have called to make sure you understood. You'll have to loose all that skin and muscle, okay? I don't make the rules, it's an OSHA thing. My hands are tied, really, nothing I can do.
Whoa, whoa, where are you going? Buddy, c'mon, please, we went over the job requirements, and you can't back down now. You signed a contract, and the other guy quit already. You -- you did read the supplemental materials, when you were applying? You didn't read the supplemental material because you 'were too busy for dinosaur books'?
What could be more important than a dinosaur book? Did you ever have a childhood? What the fuck is wrong with you? ...No, don't cry, you're right, that was unprofessional. We're stuck with each other, kid, so why don't you fill that coffee cup back up and I'll go clear the conference room.
Alright, okay. Your job. You're Death, now, and you have to help ease the passing of people who have run out of time. No, not like the voice that tells you to insert more coins into the payphone. How old are you? Jesus. They haven't run out of time on a phone. They've run out of time on everything.
No, not like when you have to return something to the video store because it's almost been 30 days and you don't want to be charged the full price of the -- Ugh. Didn't Blockbuster go out of business? A store closing is kind of like dying, though, that's a good metaphor. Cashflow is bad, the employees have checked out, so it's just not worth it to even pay the lighting bill anymore, you know? And your job is to make sure that, uh... that everyone gets out of the building in a timely manner, yeah! And to make sure the water is shut off and the utilities all know there isn't anyone there to pay them anymore.
You get that, right? No?
^I'm ^not ^paid ^enough ^for ^this.
Nothing, nothing. Did you have a dog growing up? What happened when your dog got too old? Yeah, see, man... the thing is, there's no farm upstate. I know your parents promised, but they lied. They did! Parents lie, you know, to be nice. Like about Santa Claus. Are you crying? Don't cry, oh my god, it's okay.
You can read, right? Great. I know you did a couple years in a call center, so this will be really familiar, you just have to stick to the script.
The customer will be like, "W-w-where am I? Am... a-am I dead?"
And you say, "Yes, I'm so sorry, but you'll have to move along to the next stage now."
Then they'll say something like, "WHY? WHY, GOD, WHY?" or "NO, NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING." Sometimes, if you're really lucky, you'll get, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" but try not to laugh. Yes, I promise it's funny.
After that, you just have to tell them, "Oh, my supervisor would love to talk to you about it, please follow me," and then lead them to the sorting area. Am I really going to talk to them? Wow, kid, you're a riot. Hell no, I'm too busy for that. I'm too busy for this, too. Can you follow the script? Great! Go talk to Janet about your paperwork and if you have any questions ask Beelzebub, he's got the cubicle right by the fire exit and he'd love to explain everything to you in more detail.
(Edited because... I found a typo. :c )
When my niece was born, the first of the grandchildren, I made it a point that once a month I sent my sister and BIL an "inappropriate" kids book. This was on the list, although my favorite is "K is for Knifeball", as even I thought this one went a little too far.
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You Have To Fucking Eat
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Fuck You Sun
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awww I would get it to go with : https://www.amazon.com/All-My-Friends-Are-Dead/dp/0811874559
Goodbye.
All My Friends Are Dead
It might not take you very long to read, but it is enjoyable dinosaur fiction.
For the lazy.
I got this for a person I didn't know in an office secret santa once. It went over surprisingly well.
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:P
A second opportunity in one night to link to this
may I suggest this book
wait..what..WHAT! This is real!? OMFG!
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Now I have a new bedtime story to read to my son. Life is good.
If anyone else was kind of WTF: amazon link.
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Things couldn't be darker than all your friends being dead.
7.11, prime.
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It's a book too.
http://www.amazon.com/All-My-Friends-Are-Dead/dp/0811874559
All my friends are dead
Reminds me of the book "All my friends are dead."
All my friends are Dead is another great one.
This ninja squirrel patch is by far one of the weirdest, most random things I've located in a while.
This sad book
and This crappy life advice book
Oh: bonus. This is kinda expensive but this wall hanging
This might be a bit too dark for an 80 year old. You be the judge. http://www.amazon.ca/All-My-Friends-Are-Dead/dp/0811874559/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1415898799&sr=8-1&keywords=all+my+friends+are+dead
At least one of them is a best seller.
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You could take a page from Twain and tell them it's a lot like the billions of years before they were born, only longer. You could also get a copy of the wonderful All My Friends Are Dead and read it together. It's a hoot!
Available now on Amazon.
If I were a book, I hope that I'd be a great one.
books<3
This book.
Suddenly relevant
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You neeeed this! I will tell you why, every time I go to Target with my best friend he reads me this books and I laugh ever time! It will for sure pick you up! :3
I would love this! :3
This is what Tony should read to prepare.
Well now you can get her this book for Christmas!
I don’t know, his “All My Friends Are Dead” book sold pretty well.
Reminds me of this.
http://www.amazon.com/All-My-Friends-Are-Dead/dp/0811874559
I wonder if she's ever read this
> Some of my best friends are still alive.
*hides your birthday present*
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Official book of Zeke. https://www.amazon.com/All-My-Friends-Are-Dead/dp/0811874559
All My Friends Are Dead by Jory John and Avery Monsen
Most non readers dont want to invest time into something long. So get him this. It is entertaining and should get a point across, if you choose to bring it up :)
I'm going to have to go ahead and call 'Plagiarism'. Agree? http://www.amazon.com/All-My-Friends-Are-Dead/dp/0811874559%3FSubscriptionId%3DAKIAJ3AR2O7JYNGTEXWQ%26tag%3D20-malltownusa2-20%26linkCode%3Dxm2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3D0811874559