Reddit Reddit reviews Bariatric CPR Manikin, Dark

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Bariatric CPR Manikin, Dark
MPN: LF03749UAuthentic Nasco (Life/Form) product!5 year warrantyMade in the United StatesGreat for nursing and therapy students
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15 Reddit comments about Bariatric CPR Manikin, Dark:

u/And_You_Like_It_Too · 15 pointsr/PS4

I'm uh, I'm really concerned that "customers that viewed this item also viewed" something called the "Fat Old Fred" after I clicked on that 55 gallon drum of "Passion Lubes" Natural Water-Based Lubricant. The horror that is Fat Old Fred, with his gaping hole of a mouth above his "Bob... Bob had bitch-tits" bitch-tits, just staring back at me with his permanently closed eyes and what appear to be his removable nose and mouth area.

  • I don't know if this is somehow Amazon's algorithm tying my Paramedic purchases together, and they think I'd want to buy 55 gallons of lube with what I'm hoping is a CPR/intubation dummy (and totally not a cock-holster with lube4lyfe)... or if this is the result of Trump's measure to allow ISP's to sell your personal info without consent? Either way, they got it wrong because I don't have that kind of money right now.


    I just know I'm worried about the kind of search suggestions I'm gonna get in the future. Also, in grand Amazon fashion, the most helpful two reviews for the "Fat Old Fred" are here:

    > "The handy carrying case is also quite useful for carrying other dismembered obese human torsos.

    > Just in case you were curious."

    And..

    > "I'm really happy with my Fat Old Fred, Black. Though if I'm being up-front, I have to deduct 1 star for it not being quite black. It's actually closer to the color of wet terra cotta. Anyway, I was thrilled upon the arrival of my Fat Old Fred, Black, and immediately began to explore the various uses for a silicon sculpt of a kind-of-old-looking obese torso. My first idea was to cover him in paint and use a trebuchet to launch him at a giant canvas (after all, we all know art is really a process not a product amirite?) but I achieved unsatisfactory results as I seemed to only get face+tits+belly prints. After an hour or so the wall of my warehouse loft wound up looking like a giant had dipped their balls in paint and slapped them all over my wall. Not a good look, unfortunately.

    > My backup plan was to pimp him out to the crackheads who have an encampment in the storm drain under my warehouse, and so far I'm happy to say I've already recouped my costs in crack rocks and crusty dollar bills. A-, 8/10 would buy again."

    http://i.imgur.com/cT9xoIl.jpg
u/SirSofaspud · 6 pointsr/BlackPeopleTwitter

Great, now Amazon is recommending some really weird shit for me.

u/Gweilow · 5 pointsr/TalesFromAdultStores

> I mean, why else is there "20 pounds of ass" sitting on one of our shelves, next to a torso.

https://www.amazon.com/Fuck-Silly-Bubble-Butt-RD173/dp/B01CGZJGT2?th=1

It doesn't quite look realistic anyway, even with the skin colour...

but then I guess it would look even less realistic without the skin tone?

Also, completely unrelated, but equally hilarious :

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004JOB9Z8/

Great review :

>The handy carrying case is also quite useful for carrying other dismembered obese human torsos.

u/d3phext · 4 pointsr/ofcoursethatsathing

eww. it feels kinda gross that this link is already purple for me... it's because I fell into this amazon rabbit hole the other day from another /r/ofcoursethatsathing post (circumcision trainer). From there I clicked on "Fat Old Fred, Black" and the lube (and some gimp masks) was listed under also-viewed from there.

u/cardboardguru13 · 3 pointsr/AmazonWTF

Customers who viewed this item also viewed Fat Old Fred.

u/Ouch_Cheesburger · 2 pointsr/WTF
u/KGrizzly · 2 pointsr/greece

Λολ. Θα πάρω και το recommended προιόν από κάτω.

u/Gogohax · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Damn, lol how about Fat Old Fred then?