Reddit reviews Barnyard Bath!

My daughter loves books and I really like some of the Sandra Boyton books. We got this vinyl one, "Barnyard Bath", for bathtime- it's silly, short, and gets the kids involved in cleaning the animals and then themselves.

Dear Zoo is a classic lift-the-flap with pretty sturdy flaps. Goodnight Gorilla is also an old school book with a simple story told mostly through the pictures.

I'm loving all the suggestions!

You definitely are not a moron. Waterproof books do exist. There just aren't very many of them. One example is the waterproof Bible. There are also a bunch of kids' books that are waterproof. I am not sure what else is out there, but I am guessing the market for this kind of book is limited.