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Friends, allow me to take a moment away from our shared love of bone-shattering meme content to address an important subject. As an air engineer with the government air board, I see first-hand the daily toll that smoking takes on our air, and in our communities. This includes not only smoke from traditional tobacco cigarettes but also other recreational inhalants such as marijuana, hookah tobacco, the so-called "vapor" from electronic smoking devices, and certain images of a Larus gull.

You may be surprised to learn that, according to the World Health Organization, inhalation of these various forms of "Smoke Juice" is the number one cause of juice-related cancers throughout the United States and Europe, ahead of both free base cocaine (colloquially known as "powder that makes you smoke it") and second-hand exposures to the hundreds of thousands of smoldering cigarettes dropped to the sidewalk by accompanied men while turning their heads to observe the passage of other women. In fact, of all known carcinogens, only superficially ironic hints at asking for votes are considered more toxic under new community-level risk assessment guidelines.

Most of us have been affected by smoking, or know someone who has. Just remember the old saying: An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. That's why I suggest each of us take action today by purchasing Dr. Slick Hat Keeper, the quality accessory with powerful alligator clips to keep your hat from blowing away in windy conditions. In fact, Dr. Slick Hat Keeper makes a great gift for a parent, a girlfriend, or the entire population of the Gulf Coast of United States and Mexico. As an air engineer with the government air board, I can't think of a better way to kill smoking—before it kills you.

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