Reddit reviews Fake Parking Tickets - Pad of 25 by BWacky

This is an example of why I like having [these] (https://www.amazon.com/Fake-Parking-Tickets-Pad-25/dp/B001689F5G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1503599592&sr=8-1&keywords=parking+print+out) in my car. There was a sale on them not too long ago!

For a funny approach, try these fake parking tickets. They worked for my spouse who used them on a college campus. After gifting particularly bad parking jobs a few of these, my spouse noticed over the next few weeks that the drivers did a much better job of parking. I particularly like the line, "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."

Always carry some of these fake parking tickets: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001689F5G/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1420041515&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SY200_QL40&dpPl=1&dpID=51hx-rhtumL&ref=plSrch

As a delivery driver, I go thru a lot.

Something like this with different wording.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001689F5G/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_B-m-BbKB6P924

At least will give them a scare from 200ft away until they get to car and read it

https://www.amazon.com/Fake-Parking-Tickets-Pad-BWacky/dp/B001689F5G

...works everytime.

Fake parking tickets

Amazon has them

He bought it online.

But it's pretty lame that someone couldn't write something better for a product they are selling.

Anyone who came to the comments looking to buy them, here ya go
http://www.amazon.com/Fake-Parking-Tickets-Pad-25/dp/B001689F5G/ref=pd_sbs_misc_1

You got that off a joke parking ticket; https://www.amazon.com/Fake-Parking-Tickets-Pad-25/dp/B001689F5G

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, friend of midnighteskye!! Here are some gift ideas that fit your criteria:

Dark Chocolate Red Rose made with Chocolate Liquor

LED Finger Lights

Set of 10 Animal Finger Puppets or Set of 6 People Finger Puppets (both together cost only slightly more than $5)

12c Syringe-shaped Pens

Rear View Spy Glasses

Pad of Fake Parking Tickets

I'm not submitting these as part of the contest, but in case you're willing to get him a) add-ons or b) things slightly over $5, look at these:

Dark Chocolate Edible Shot Glasses - $7.94, Add-on

Dark Chocolate Liqueur Filled Bottles - $15.95

Google Eyes Drink Markers - $5.69

And if I by chance win, I would very much like this decal for my car (off my "Miscellany" wishlist). It's terribly appropriate for my bitty Scion xA!

Thanks for the contest!

Or get these: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001689F5G/ref=redir_mdp_mobile

Went through a few of these.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001689F5G

Did it once at my office parking garage. Got a good laugh when the security guard said he got bitched out for it because the lady thought he put it on her car because it was his job.

Text has changed some, but still love ...May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits.

i would love this or this

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Get some asshole parking tickets.
Amazon sells them. Here are the ones I hand out:
Fake Parking Tickets - Pad of 25 by BWacky https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001689F5G/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_PrJVAbS1CZ3KG

Hey /u/caniuserthisname. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1epn7mf06nH - [Say this!]
(https://www.amazon.com/Fake-Parking-Tickets-Pad-25/dp/B001689F5G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1491687441&sr=8-1&keywords=fake+tickets)

Compliance and Liability

/u/trollznlolz is super fun to talk to. Like. Always. LET ME LOVE YOU

I love my charming good lucks primps hair duckface

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are

These are the ones I use: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0197REC8C/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_uTGsDb9NTY5DN

These are the ones that I would use if I were to buy more: (the above ones aren't bad, but they're too detailed to write it quickly and it be believable enough to induce panic)
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001689F5G/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_xVGsDbDCQGHCQ

These fake parking tickets are as stated a hoax. It's very satisfying to give some jerk double parked a moment of heart racing, "Oh S@#$" though.

NOT MY CARD

We are fraternal, two boys and one girl :) and oh sorry about that, here's a new one :) Link:http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001689F5G

$2.00 (Misc.)

$3.95 (Books)

$5.99 (Music)

$7.99 ("Nine Inch Nails" Halos)

Get your butt in gear! I love yoga, but not in front of people, so this would be great.

or

All the crafty things! I'm going to make soap!

or

Gag me! I like messing with people and honestly, parking violations REALLY tick me off. This would be great for people that park in handicap spaces with out a placard. I hate those lazy bums.

or

Things you need for the apocalypse The apocalypse is coming, best to be prepared!

or

Do you even know how to use that? I'm trained as an EMT and the one I carry got popped.

I could keep going but I'll stop there, I like this one!

I mean...

I have become so good at equipping myself that yesterday when I drove my girlfriends car, we both complained how badly equipped she was lol...

Tweezers, nail clippers, napkins (courtesy of various fast food joints), mini scissors, lip balm, mints (courtesy of various restaurants), gum, tic tacs, coupons, Tylenol, Tums, rags to wipe car after washing, Armor All wet wipes, charger for phone, several pairs of guest sunglasses, box of facial tissue, tissue box holder, fabric garbage bin, foldable chair, and last but not least, fake parking tickets for morons.

Probably a few other things that escape me right now as well. I find having one of these bags attached to the vent really handy for little items.

I gotta say, this is pretty cool.

Fontaine!

$1.50 and under
and $5 gift thanks for the contest!

I use this one:
http://www.amazon.com/Fake-Parking-Tickets-Pad-25/dp/B001689F5G/

Fake Parking Tickets - Pad of 25 by Magic Geek, Inc. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001689F5G/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_6G8htb0T64540

https://www.amazon.com/Fake-Parking-Tickets-Pad-BWacky/dp/B001689F5G#immersive-view_1520711849064

Urban Outfitters has a better series of these, but you get the idea.