Reddit reviews Forum Novelties 52943 Double Sided Binocular Flask

Various methods. I wear compression underwear (especially in the cold) something like the Nike pro leggings you see NBA players wear that go all the way down to the ankle like these. Now, when you are sneaking something in you want to make sure it is under your balls in the gooch area. That is generally the only area that doesn't get patted down for obvious reasons. Works best with airplane shooters, 1/4 pints, 1/2 pints. Comfort level in line is about a 2/10 and sometimes stuff slides up your ass crack, but nonetheless, it does work.

Another option is to get something that has a pocket for a cup in the front, like baseball sliders. You slip whatever the desired beverage is in the pocket and proceed through unnoticed. Works best with pint-sized bottles. Comfort level is much higher with this method.

If you really want to go overboard with it you can order these and bring your in your alcohol in plain sight.

When it is super cold and you are all layered up in winter clothing you can easily just utilize hidden pockets on jackets. They pat you down but not that heavy and typically won't feel it. I have also literally put a flask/pint-sized bottle into my hat (like a winter hat) with all my other shit on top of it and just went walking on past them.

The glory of it all is, you are sneaking in alcohol, not drugs. If you get caught its just kind of a slap on the wrist and they take your booze, but they have yet to catch me.

It's no glitch, friend.

Found his binoculars.

Sunscreen flask

Then he just thinks it's weird you're drinking sunscreen.

Edit; better less special ed options

Hairbrush

umbrella

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Binoculars

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"iPhone"

Camera

I've used them at a bunch of different places including the Women's US Open, Oriole Park at Camden Yards, M&T Bank Stadium, Citizens Bank Park, Beaver Stadium, Heinz Field, and the Giant Center (Hershey Bears) but the Barnoculars have never let me down. Made from all plastic so metal detectors don't mess with them. Each side is an eight ounce flask with it's own cap and canister which means you can bring in two different boozes of choice if you would prefer to do that. I usually grab a soda from the concession stand and hit the bathroom and dump in one side into a soda for a nice Jack and Coke for the game.

I bring a pair to every game.... https://www.amazon.com/Forum-Novelties-Double-Sided-Binocular/dp/B0021X2WQY

These guys used to work well for me.

Some way to smuggle booze into the concert so you're not stuck paying for $15 rum and cokes. I recommend a binocular flask which looks like a pair of binoculars but is actually full of sweet sweet booze.

My Camelbak comfortably holds 100oz of adult beverages.

Also: Binocular Flask!

they don't make you walk through metal detector but they might wand you. I suggest plastic bag flask or this

Here ya go

Google them they're just products made for smuggling booze. I've seen a dude at a Cubs game with some of these

Edit: Obviously those aren't the exact model, don't buy those the reviews are pretty bad

I have a 40 yr. old version of this
http://www.amazon.com/Double-Sided-Binocular-Flask-Binoculars/dp/tags-on-product/B0021X2WQY

im assuming this is what you meant

Binoculars, you say?

I would highly recommend a ninja drinking device, something like this:


http://www.amazon.com/Double-Sided-Binocular-Flask-Binoculars/dp/B0021X2WQY

What is this amateur hour?

Or something.

Pointing it out because it was pure and untainted joy. I was at the event and after the streak was broken I stood like for a while and then grabbed my binoculars and chugged whiskey until I nearly blacked out and almost don't remember the glorious main event.

Solution. Get some glasses, smoke a bunch of cigarettes, and tell people it's a Martin Brody cosplay.

I know what you’re up to...

Rookie mistake. You need these binoculars.

Here you go my friend!

https://www.amazon.com/Forum-Novelties-Double-Sided-Binocular/dp/B0021X2WQY

probably thought it was a flask https://www.amazon.com/Forum-Novelties-52943-Double-Binocular/dp/B0021X2WQY

Buy those binoculars that double as a flask

Flasks are definitely the way to go. I have a flask that looks like a pair of binoculars that I take every year. Walk right through security with it hanging around my neck, no questions have ever been asked. I also take it out to COTA.

[http://www.amazon.com/Double-Sided-Binocular-Flask-Binoculars/dp/B0021X2WQY]

This is the best flask.

http://www.amazon.com/Double-Sided-Binocular-Flask-Binoculars/dp/B0021X2WQY

Works every dang time.