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65 Reddit comments about How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?:

u/SubparAdvice · 55 pointsr/AskReddit

I suffered from minor depression for years until I found this book:

http://www.amazon.com/How-Good-bye-Depression-Constrict-Everyday/dp/0595094724/ref=cm_lmf_tit_1

You just have to constrict your anus 100 times every day. Pretty good way to spend $20!

u/chasbecht · 43 pointsr/badwomensanatomy

Admittedly, you can goodbye depression

u/W_Edwards_Deming · 37 pointsr/sex

Everyone must read this book!

>I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out.In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell.

u/key_lime_pie · 19 pointsr/nfl

I imagine you to be the author of this book.

u/[deleted] · 11 pointsr/gaming

Like hell I wouldn't. I bought a copy of this masterpiece.

I live on the fucking EDGE.

u/rburp · 10 pointsr/nba

Tightens up the snizz, gives men and women increased bladder and orgasm control, and it's fun to do on the subway because nobody around you realizes what you're up to ;)

Or, if you do a modified version, it can help you good-bye depression

u/palalab · 6 pointsr/offbeat
u/Altoid_Addict · 5 pointsr/pics
u/BussyShillBot · 5 pointsr/Drama

I eat ur gay ass reddiquette for breakfast and shit it out on Alexis Ohanian's wife stomach while having kinky sex with her

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u/MeridianJP · 4 pointsr/self

> complete horse malarkey

I am no longer able read the word malarkey without recalling this classic book.


u/enziarro · 4 pointsr/HelpMeFind

I have been a fan of How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
by Hiroyuki Nishigaki
since back when Amazon was mostly books & CDs. I've ordered this a few times for a few folks, the first time was probably 15 years ago.

u/bigskymind · 4 pointsr/LifeProTips
u/pseudolobster · 3 pointsr/pics

I once bought a bottle of that soap just to read it.

Here's all the different labels in PDF format

I always figured if you could somehow sit Dr Bronner down with the Timecube guy, and the guy who wrote this book you could probably solve all the world's problems.

u/notapotamus · 3 pointsr/LV426

Oh wow. That reminds me of this book.

u/effieokay · 3 pointsr/AskReddit

I read the Butthole Malarky book, if that counts.

http://www.amazon.com/How-Good-bye-Depression-Constrict-Everyday/dp/0595094724

P.S. I would kill to be able to do a pullup or pushup but never have been able to work up enough strength in those muscles. :(

u/whitedawg · 3 pointsr/history

Any book titles that end in a question just remind me of this.

u/wolframite · 3 pointsr/japan
u/Tomble · 2 pointsr/cringe

Thats a good way to goodbye depression.

u/MattL920 · 2 pointsr/IAmA
u/eltopo71 · 2 pointsr/news
u/SnapshillBot · 2 pointsr/Drama

I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.

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u/ruxxell · 2 pointsr/books

I got this one:

"How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?"

http://www.amazon.com/How-Good-bye-Depression-Constrict-Everyday/dp/0595094724

u/_troubadour · 2 pointsr/books
u/whatisthisiwonteven · 2 pointsr/gay

Prepare to take a massive shit. Also, if you're suffering from depression, doing these may help that, too.

u/thephotoman · 1 pointr/AskReddit

You wouldn't happen to be a student of Hiroyuki Nishigaki, would you?

u/hellokitty · 1 pointr/reddit.com

constrict your Bing hole 100 times in a row. it will make you a happier person.

http://www.amazon.com/How-Good-bye-Depression-Constrict-Everyday/dp/0595094724

u/Estoye · 1 pointr/shittieradvice
u/TexasWrecks · 1 pointr/funny

dignity to all, including those in diapers. I am not one of these affected anymore, but I may yet be in the future, if, somehow, my anus fails me.

http://www.amazon.com/How-Good-bye-Depression-Constrict-Everyday/dp/0595094724

It will not with my excellent happy time ass techniques from the timeless age.

u/digitalx3r0 · 1 pointr/randomactsofamazon

wut

Surprise me? I only have one or two things under $10 (£6). Possibly gift card me?

u/BigglesFlysUndone · 1 pointr/Libraries

> and tons of vanity press publications that people are donating as a way of trying to get their cult's manifesto- seriously, we get a lot of manifestos- into the system.

https://www.amazon.com/How-Good-bye-Depression-Constrict-Everyday/dp/0595094724

u/aeon2012 · 1 pointr/videos

Voted up for "sphincter-clenching."

It's a great way to get rid of depression.

u/NorthernBoreus · 1 pointr/AskReddit

Can I interest you in the self-help book How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Every Day. Malarkey? Or Effective Way?

It has done wonders for me.

u/fredtothedurst · 0 pointsr/AskReddit
u/alpha_as_f-ck · 0 pointsr/Fitness

Stomach vacuums and kegels are how you goodbye depression. They're pretty great.

http://www.amazon.com/How-Good-bye-Depression-Constrict-Everyday/dp/0595094724

u/BitRex · -15 pointsr/pics