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J-Lube OB Lubric.Pwd 10OzJ-lube is completely inert and non-irritating10oz plastic bottle with Shaker top makes 6-8 gallons of lubricantCountry Of Origin: United StatesAge Range Description: Kitten
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Also, Bad Dragon has a "cumtube" option on all of their dildos, which are also medical grade silicone and come in different sizes. They're mostly fantasy animal oriented dildos (and they're amazing quality), but they have a regular dildo called "The Ultimate Fantasy".
Tagging /u/cmkn, /u/kinkyghost, /u/blueblast88, /u/Radica1Faith and /u/Pattyooooooo here too.
If any of you are looking for a more realistic cum lube option besides the crappy Bad Dragon stuff (terrible lube, don't buy it, I recommended it once long ago but nooooo), follow these directions I gave to people who were looking for some realistic dildos and/or realistic lube options for play:
>Now, onto the edible fake cum! You can use this with the cumtube as well! This one is great for body shots, facials, or just for straight up swallowing. ;)
>1 cup water
>2 tablespoons cornstarch
>1 pasteurized egg white (Pasteurized is important if you want to swallow this stuff!)
>1 tablespoon plain yogurt (make sure it's plain if an AFAB person is putting these anywhere near their genitals, if they're not putting it near their genitals though, you can use vanilla yogurt for a more pronounced, bold vanilla flavour)
>A pinch of salt
>Dissolve cornstarch in ¼ cup of water and set aside. Bring the remaining water and a pinch of salt to a simmer in a small saucepan, then stir the cornstarch to redissolve it and stir it in. Simmer and stir the mixture for about two minutes, it will be very thick. Cool the mixture thoroughly. If you don't let it cool the egg will get cooked. If you are impatient, set the pan in a bowl of ice and stir to speed the cooling. When cool, stir in the egg white and yogurt. Mix thoroughly with a wire whisk until smooth. Add 1/4 a teaspoon of vanilla extract, maybe a drop more, for a bit of vanilla sweetness when you add the egg white in there! Make whatever volume you want. It should stay good for a few days in the fridge too, so you can get multiple uses out of a batch. If you need to warm it up for use, heat up some water (NOT boiling, just hot) on the stove and put the cold bowl into the hot water and let it warm up the mixture. Stir once in awhile. You don't want to cook the egg whites, just warm up the mixture. Another interesting thing you could do is add some Stevia flavour drops, you can find them under "water enhancers" on Amazon and other online stores, and they have everything from Root beer flavour to lemon, cherry, etc. You could essentially have whatever flavour fake cum you wanted, although I'm a real fan of the vanilla, something about it is just tried and true for me. :D This is the absolute best fake cum recipe out there, it's what a lot of professionals use!
If you're alright with not eating the stuff, you could just buy J-Lube and add some titanium dioxide, the thing that makes Bad Dragon's cumlube white in the first place.
Finally, if anybody is alright with a gif of a big ol' horse dildo (sorry, couldn't find any other models showing it), here is one of Bad Dragon's cumlube equipped model dildos in action!
Jlube. It's a powder that you mix with water and it produces exactly this effect.
https://www.amazon.com/JorVet-J0109-J-Lube-Lubric-Pwd-10Oz/dp/B006G2S17A?th=1
Your savior has arrived...
You need J Lube.
It's a powder that you mix with water to make lube... Very very cheap way to make lots of body-safe lube at whatever consistency you like.
You can get it from amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B006G2S17A?pc_redir=1411932379&robot_redir=1
...or from agricultural stores...
Or you can just buy the concentrated powder and reconstitute it yourself. 10oz of powder makes 6-8 gallons of lube, so you can fill a 55 gallon drum for only $130. Such savings!
This may be helpful for your lack of lube prolbem.
J-Lube. It’s a powdered form of the lubricant they use to assist in the birthing of horses and cows. Gallons of lube for less than $20.
The website says. “10oz plastic bottle with shaker top makes 6-8 gallons of lubricant” -- and its only 13 bucks.
People swear by it for large insertions also. But since that's not your goal may not be useful in that manor.
Here's a link
https://www.amazon.com/Jorvet-J0109-J-Lube-Obstetrics-10-Ounce/dp/B006G2S17A
I haven't personally tried bad dragon lube, but I've heard nothing but bad reviews on it, mostly that's its "sticky" and not "lubey" lol.
If you have a farm store of some type nearby, I recommend poly lube...its a veterinary grade lubricant that comes as a powder that you mix with water. For $20 you can have 5 gallons worth of lube! (Or, y'know a years worth of lube bc don't mix it all at once). it's water-based so safe to use with silicone toys. It's all I use now.
Edit: [this stuff] ( http://animalsafety.neogen.com/en/ideal-animal-health-polylube).
[Available on Amazon here] (https://www.amazon.ca/Jorvet-J0109-J-Lube-Obstetrics-10-Ounce/dp/B006G2S17A/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1488172074&sr=8-1-fkmr0&keywords=polylube+obstetrics+lube). But honestly it was much cheaper instore so might be worth shopping around before buying online. I got it from UFA (Alberta Canada, lol), but any farm or veterinary store should carry it. It's also called j-lube.
Original product is titled: J-Lube
Original product located at: Amazon J-lube
Manufacturer/Seller: Unkown/Amazon + J-lube.net (And most animal supply stores)
Last Seen: September 9, 2017
Pricing: $16.95 - $18.95 USD
FUN FACT: Mixed portions of J-lube should only be kept 3 weeks maximum, before a new batch is prepared.
TIPS: Having worked as a veterinarian, here are some tips for mixing:
I am a dude, ^^doot ^^^doot
^(If you believe this post was made in error, or have a suggestion, please leave a comment or message me.)
Oil is a no-no if you want to use condoms. There are more frugal lubes around than the normal drug store kind. You could order J-lube and have lube for a very long time without having to pay for it again.
Silicone lube is great for condoms; while the condom company may not test it (and some often do; a lot of the pre-lubed condoms actually come with silicone lube), the lubricant company certainly will (otherwise, their labeling on the package that says "Safe for use with latex condoms" would get them sued all to hell as soon as a rubber failed).
They're also great for toys, so long as your toy isn't also made of silicone. That $150 bad dragon dildo? Not gonna work out. That $20 jelly dick from the sex store down the street? It'll be fine (but I'd still recommend you wrap it up in a condom, the plasticizers used to make gel toys are scary and can off gas for a long time). I've seen some people recommend wrapping silicone toys in condoms, and that makes them safe with silicone lube, but I'd be super cautious about that.
As a side note to /u/travisthemonkey: I really don't know if I would recommend silicone lubes for anal sex. A lot of people swear by it, but I'm not personally a fan. Water-based lubes tend to feel more slick and slippery, which is great for the bottom but some tops don't enjoy it as well. Conversely, silicone lubes feel a little more frictiony, so the top may enjoy it more but the bottom won't.
In any case, I really don't recommend Astroglide for anal sex. I find it to be a bit too runny and it doesn't really work out too well if it doesn't stay where you put it. I prefer a product called J-Lube, which seems odd but it's been used for years. We pre-mix it in batches of 8oz or so (which takes a ridiculously small amount of powder) and it lasts for about a month or so.
BD lube is water based so you should be able to thin it out before use.
You should also think about getting some jlube mix and food-grade titanium dioxide pigment to just make your own cumlube in large quantities with the thickness you desire.
Just one $20 bottle of that stuff can make up to 8 gallons of sticky cum-like lube. It's effectively the same stuff as what BD sells and it was also used as the xenomorph slime in the Aliens films!
Have fun!
Lot of folks around here use j-lube, makes a similar consistency as cum lube but doesn't have the same color.
But one of their containers claims to make 6 gallons of lubricant for ~15 bucks. https://www.amazon.com/JorVet-J0109-J-Lube-Lubric-Pwd-10Oz/dp/B006G2S17A?th=1
J-lube is, pretty much, the go-to lube for fisting and large toys. I use it for
the latterboth, on my wife. The difference between Astro-Glide and J-lube is astounding.2 tsp J-lube per 8 oz distilled water (distilled because you don't want all those tap water chemicals in your bum). Mix with whisk, boil in microwave, whisk some more until it's dissolved, let cool. Should be good for a couple weeks. Add a couple ounces of Astro Glide for preservatives and consistency.
For those interested:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006G2S17A
It makes ~10-15 gallons depending on consistency.
Well, 2" and 2.5" may only be a difference of half an inch in terms of diameter, but the key factor here is circumference, and the difference there is a lot larger- over two inches! 5.25" for the shaft vs. 7.43" for the knot. It'll take some time to get it in, but it'll happen eventually. Just GO SLOW AND BE CAREFUL. Use lube, lots and lots and lots of it; there's no such thing as too much (and j-lube https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B006G2S17A/ is very highly recommended for getting large things inside yourself painlessly). People also recommend that trying to get one side of the knot in first makes things easier- aim it so that one of the bulges of the knot is pointed forwards, towards your taint, and rock the toy back and forth against your tailhole; that might help a lot. AGAIN, BE CAREFUL.
Tell her you bought it as a prank for a friend's birthday party. If she asks why it's powder, tell her it's a sample pack of this stuff:
https://www.amazon.com/JorVet-J0109-J-Lube-Lubric-Pwd-10Oz/dp/B006G2S17A/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1498596659&sr=8-1&keywords=j-lube
That's great advice from /u/alittlebirdy1.
A couple things I'd like to add from mine and my wife's experience are
I use J-Lube. It comes in a powder and you mix it yourself. You can control the consistency by adding more or less water. This thing is really slippery.
I have five year old sleeves that look and feel exactly like the day I took them out f the box. My routine? I run really hot water through it to clean it for about two minutes, let it air dry without caps overnight and powder it with cornstarch about once a week (except the clear ones). But then, I have about a dozen and rotate them out even though I have favorites. If you are using one sleeve more than an hour a day, then that might be the problem. Use a LOT of water based lube. I go cheap and make my own by the pint from J-Lube. But if you prefer using no or low lube, that may be your problem. I use a lot of lube, but when I want more friction, I just tighten the cap.
Way more efficient to buy dehydrated lubricant and add water.
Boy do I have a bit of news for you.
J-Lube is pretty amazing stuff. Also, comparatively speaking it's dirt cheap. It's possible to get a similar texture/look by adding a combination of coconut milk, and possibly a little egg white for texture. If you mix it up really well, then let it sit for a couple hours so that it starts to separate again, it looks even more realistic.
And best of all, for about $2/gallon, plus the cost of coconut milk and egg white, this is fiscally possible, if not so responsible.
Word to the wise, do not attempt to stand up in a pool of J-Lube. You will slip and fall, or so I've heard. Cause I've definitely never wrestled in a kiddy pool of JLube. Nope.
Also, when it's time to clean up, salt, and lots of it.
My husband and I use J Lube for anal play. It comes as a powder, and you add water to achieve the constancy you enjoy.
Yes. Many massage therapists use stretching exercises to loosen up their hands before a session.Go here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPO-zST-7EE
Lot's of info on this.
It should be noted that if you have large muscular hands, there's not much that can be done. Muscle just takes ups a certain amount of space.
and you should absolutely be using J-Lube. It a water based gynecological lube used by Vets. literally the slipperiest lube you can get. https://www.amazon.com/JorVet-J0109-J-Lube-Lubric-Pwd-10Oz/dp/B006G2S17A/ref=sr_1_1_s_it
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How has nobody mentioned J-Lube yet?
It's a standard for wet-and-gooey play. It is a lubricant, so it is super slick and not sticky or viscous as honey, and it has mucous-like properties (thick, but slippery) but it's a great place to start experimenting for cheap. You might be able to work up a recipe that would simulate the parts of honey you like, mixing it with Corn Syrup or thickening it with starch or glycerine.
But the best part is that you can dump a bottle in a bathtub full of water, and have a whole tub of lube! :D
J-Lube. It's a powder you mix with water. Lasts forever, any consistency you want, safe for silicon toys.
THIS lube! Cheap and you can make gallons! I mix mine in a Gatorade bottle with a sip cap. I love lube insertion and this stuff you can put up there with a lube launcher and let it just make your whole insides slippery! Enjoy!
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B006G2S17A/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&psc=1
Anal does not hurt when done right, unless you have a medical condition such as hemmerhoids.
People who say anal will always hurt are like people who say losing virginity always hurts. They are wrong and that spreads misinformation which causes people new to these types of sex to hurt themselves.
Numbing creams are also very dangerous because you can hurt yourself much more easily with anal sex vs vaginal sex. Your pain response is really important in keeping you safe.
The number one most important thing in my opinion regarding anal is lube. Good lube. J-Lube is very famous for being great for anal! If you mix it with some General Lubricant it will add some preservatives and it will keep longer.
You can use an "enema launcher" (basically a plastic syringe) to get lube way up in there. Sometimes no matter how much you put at the entrance, it doesn't get pushed deeper in and this can cause discomfort.
Directions for J-Lube:
http://www.anus.org/SEX/jlube.html#mixing
Product links:
J-Lube OB Lubric.Pwd 10Oz https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006G2S17A/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_xMTOCb2W1F6WE
First Priority General Lube For Cattle Gallon https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DEG1Z1U/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_XMTOCbTG4XCSZ
CleanStream One Shot Enema Launcher https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008ASBIU0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_JMTOCb0D16V3R
You can also keep a butt plug in a few hours before sex to loosen you up! You'll want one with a wide neck. Here's a great guide to picking a plug with good design, as well as safely sizing up:
https://squirrelmunkwrites.wordpress.com/2017/11/26/the-elements-of-good-butt-plug-design/
https://squirrelmunkwrites.wordpress.com/category/guides/
As a bonus, he also has a guide to deep throating:
https://squirrelmunkwrites.wordpress.com/2017/10/14/learn-how-to-deep-throat/
I've been told this works wonders. Gonna try it out after my cum lube runs out. I think you can get it cheaper on other places than amazon.
J-lube
Its a water based lube that comes in a powdered form. You can mix it to any consistency you like so you can experiment and find a thickness that you enjoy. I like mine on the thick stringy side and from my experience the lube has all of the properties that youre looking for! Its also toy safe so you dont have to worry about it harming your toys and it has the added benefit of being easy to clean.
I bought a bottle around a year ago and I still have roughly half of it left. You get a LOT of lube for a great price with this stuff.
So, personally, my favorite is an old classic; Chance unflared.
Don't look at me like that.
Cole comes in at a close second. Dat knot is so sweet. I'm looking to get a Crackers here soon, as he's been on my to-do list for quite a long time.
If you're talking about the cum tube, I'd say that it's certainly fun, but the novelty sort of wears off. It's definitely an interesting and exciting thing to try out, and it feels pretty interesting, but it can make the toy a bit harder to clean.
If you're talking about the cum lube, then I can't really tell you much about it. My go-to lubricant is actually J-Lube. It's a veterinary grade lubricant (seems appropriate, no?), and it comes as a powder. Just mix with water, and voila, you've got the slickest water-based lube ever conceived. Best part? About $20 per bottle, and a single 10oz bottle can make upwards of 8 fucking gallons of lube. It's glorious.
One well regraded lube is j-lube powder. Mix it a little at a time per use. You can adjust how thick or this it is by how much water you mix in.
Way too expensive: http://www.amazon.com/Jorvet-J0109-J-Lube-Obstetrics-10-Ounce/dp/B006G2S17A
$15. Makes 6-8 gallons. So 8 gallons / $15 vs 55 gallons / $1500
You're paying $27/gallon for your product whereas the J-Lube is <$2/gallon
Just a tip;
I've heard people sing praises of J-Lube for fisting. I own a bottle myself, and it's great for anal 'stuff,' but I've never yet taken it as far as fisting. But if I was going to; it would be with this stuff. It's the slipperiest lube I've ever felt.
Use a 'lube launcher' to shoot some pre-mixed lube inside her; then sprinkle some of the powder in your hands, and run some water on them while rubbing them together. It'll be so slippery, your whole arm might disappear up there, if you're not careful.
https://www.amazon.com/JorVet-J0109-J-Lube-Lubric-Pwd-10Oz/dp/B006G2S17A
You are welcome...I dated two girls that were pretty much anal only, so kind of an area of interest for me.
Two other tidbits that might be helpful:
One ex was really into stretching to accomodate larger toys and she really sang the praises of inflatable toys for stretching. Said it caused less irritation than stretching by trying to insert progressively larger toys.
2) J-lube...cheap and perhaps the best lube for anal that we tried....https://www.amazon.com/JorVet-J0109-J-Lube-Lubric-Pwd-10Oz/dp/B006G2S17A/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1539012266&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=j+lube+powder+lubricant&amp;dpID=41aMlsWrQ8L&amp;preST=_SY300_QL70_&amp;dpSrc=srch
some have suggested this in the past for dialation :)
https://www.amazon.com/Jorvet-J0109-J-Lube-Obstetrics-10-Ounce/dp/B006G2S17A
My number one piece of advice for anal is always more lube. You always need more lube than you think you need, and probably also more than you have. I actually bought a lube injector when I first decided to do anything anal, and it was a great idea. When you start using a lot of lube buying powder stuff and mixing it yourself starts becoming a better idea.
As for the stretching thing, I suggest buying a training kit. They usually look something like this.
Also, don't worry about the haters. They're just jealous that they can't understand why butt stuff is so fun.
As a guy who loves sex but uses condoms, lube is important to me. If we start without a condom (some danger of pregnancy I know) we don't need lube until I put the condom on. I doesn't matter how aroused she is, if there's a condom the KY silk does a better job than the natural lube.
Lube kicks ass!
And for a laugh....
http://www.amazon.com/J-Lube-Powder-Mix-Water-Lubricant/dp/B006G2S17A
As a side note... (makes 6-8 gallons on lube) and further diluted makes good bubble mix.
Lube in question
I've never tried it personally but you might want to give this a try: J-Lube OB Lubric.Pwd 10Oz
It's a powder that you mix with water to whatever consistency you need. It's original purpose is for cattle exams, so it may work like you need. I've seen it mentioned in BDSM forums.
Do your due diligence on ingredients and possible reactions.
Our go-to is plain ol' Astroglide but when we're prepared to have extra fun we reach for J-Lube. Astroglide works nearly as well, but the J-Lube lasts longer and I make it in a decent sized bowl so I can get it all over my hand instead of just a little drizzle.
You do have to mix it ahead of time. The easiest way is to pour a decent helping into some water and then boil it in the microwave (it'll foam).
https://www.amazon.com/Jorvet-J0109-J-Lube-Obstetrics-10-Ounce/dp/B006G2S17A
I personally use j-lube but I have also used coconut oil (it does not hurt the silicone at all). J-lube is made with water and will dry out over time, but if you are wearing a plug for any extended time (I have worn mine overnight before) your body will naturally cover it with a mucus that will help it slip out when you are done. I guess if you wanted you could just apply water etc...
Coconut oil lasts a LONG time, but is an oil base... and while I have never found anything that it has had a bad interaction with, I have heard some have. (I have about 30 toys)
Might not help for this weekend but this is what I buy.
https://www.amazon.com/Jorvet-J0109-J-Lube-Obstetrics-10-Ounce/dp/B006G2S17A
Medical grade, you can make it as thick or thin as you like, $17 for 6 to 8 gallons, use as much as you like, relubes with some water, doesn't stain. Only downside is it is a little stringy depending on how thick you make it.
:P I got mine from Amazon at http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B006G2S17A/ref=oh_details_o03_s00_i03?ie=UTF8&amp;psc=1
I haven't had a chance to try it with Chance (Hey, I needed that pun) or any other toys yet (Damn not having any cheap rent close to work), but I tried just mixing it up.
Apparently with the same amount of water that comes out as tears when you get it in your eyes, it is EXTREMELY sticky and stringy, more so than CumLube. Just keep adding water and it will get... watery. (Yes, that's a bad one)
One of my friends got me onto it after he couldn't get a consistency he wanted from lubes at the supermarket.
I've been tempted to mix some with milk, but I have no idea what the results would be. Maybe one day...
EDIT:
ANTS LOVE IT. Make sure you either have it in a sealed container or wrapped up in a plastic bag if you have an ant problem. They won't make it into the bottle, but will die trying. ...Or maybe my ants are just kinky
Get some j lube https://www.amazon.com/J-lube-Hand-Lubricant-Concentrate-Veterinarian/dp/B006G2S17A?th=1
I just got the fleshlight ice recently too, and ya it was super sticky but I read that if you dust the outside with plain cornstarch it helps.
i tried it - and it makes the outside feel smooth as silk. used it three times this morning before i rolled out of bed ha, love this clear one cause its hot to see ur cock all up in it filling it with jizz.
actually I just found this, says it's just cornstarch tho, so save your money and just go to the grocery store:
https://www.fleshlight.com/product-care/fleshlight-renewing-powder/
ps. this stuff makes the best lube, they sell it at some sex shops too:
https://www.amazon.com/Jorvet-J0109-J-Lube-Obstetrics-10-Ounce/dp/B006G2S17A
or the more economical solution j-lube Made for veterinarians and farms, It's some of the best lube I've ever used. Here's a faq http://www.anus.org/SEX/jlube.html
That stuff is way overpriced. Buy this. 1oz makes about 3 liters.
Yeah, the pikers.
Personal anecdote - one of these makes almost 10 gallons of lube, and is great good fun when dumped into a kiddie pool.
Also fun when sprinkled on sweaty people.
I have read this is the best stuff out there. J-Lube OB Lubric.Pwd 10Oz https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006G2S17A/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_tJtQBbFDNM5VQ
It’s a powder that you mix with water and can make it to the consistency you desire. I still have yet to try it.
I did the same - it is by far my favourite lube! I find it's good for everything; anal, jerking off, my Girlfriend even said it's good for vaginal and She does NOT like the feeling of other lubes in Her pussy so I feel that speaks volumes about the quality of BD's cumlube.
If you're super price conscious then I'd suggest J-lube as an alternative. It comes in a bottle as a powder and you mix it yourself with water. Depending on how often you play and how much lube you use, one bottle could last you well over a year or even two!
https://www.amazon.com/JorVet-J0109-J-Lube-Lubric-Pwd-10Oz/dp/B006G2S17A
Try amazon: J-Lube OB Lubric.Pwd 10Oz https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006G2S17A/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_2wI7CbKAWZE58
I think this is more [J-Lube](http://www.J-Lube.com/ OB Lubric.Pwd 10Oz https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006G2S17A/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_PI34BbXREF6K6) territory. It's a mix-it-yourself obstetrical lube for farmers (for birthin' cows and whatnot), but extremely popular with gay men.
J-Lube, which is just the dry material, thus its much cheaper and you can change the viscosity as you like. Use a small bottle with a dispenser. You should then empty and clean the bottle regularly (every month should be ok) as it doesn't contain any anti-bacterial and anti-fungal stuff.
https://www.amazon.com/JorVet-J0109-J-Lube-Lubric-Pwd-10Oz/dp/B006G2S17A/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1496987052
That's a terrible deal on lubricant. Buy J-lube instead. You get better prices on this site or this site.
No lube?! So I haven't tried BD lube (Though I want to), but I have tried J-Lube. J-Lube is pretty good stuff. Mix it yourself to your tastes.
https://www.amazon.com/Jorvet-J0109-J-Lube-Obstetrics-10-Ounce/dp/B006G2S17A
This?
If you just run out a lot, look into J-lube. It is actually for veterinary medicine, often recommended for anal play. You buy it as a concentrated powder to mix with water. One bottle makes 6-8 gallons of lube when reconstituted.
I'll do you one better. 6-8 gallons for $19
I know what J-lube is, I have some of my own. What effect does it have on mixing it into the gelatin? What am I looking for by "eyeballing" it?
For those interested:
https://www.amazon.com/JorVet-J0109-J-Lube-Lubric-Pwd-10Oz/dp/B006G2S17A
A little bit goes a long way. That bottle of powder will make gallons of the goopy stuff. It's used as a veterinarian lubricant. Mix with water a little at a time to whatever consistency you want. More powder makes thicker lube. It has a tendency to clump (cocoon of powder surrounded by a layer of lube). Fix this by microwaving it, stirring, microwaving, stirring, rinse and repeat until the powder is gone. Let it cool and store in some kind of squeeze bottle. It is vegetable-based, so is body safe. It will last for a few days in the fridge, or you can freeze it for longer storage.
<<WARNING: the lube will get very hot, and sticks like napalm. Stir GENTLY. >>
Definitely suggest trying J-Lube. By far my favorite anal lube. Extremely slippery...
https://www.amazon.com/Jorvet-J0109-J-Lube-Obstetrics-10-Ounce/dp/B006G2S17A/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1483766708&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=j-lube
It is non-irritating, an obstetrical lubricant, and makes a total of about 6 to 8 gallons of lube (once dissolved in water) for 1 bottle.