Reddit reviews Jingo (Discworld)

There was a line in a Discworld novel along these lines...

Aha, found it:

>The Curious Squid were very small, harmless, difficult to find and reckoned by connoisseurs to have the foulest taste of any creature in the world. This made them very much in demand in a certain kind of restaurant where highly skilled chefs made, with great care, dishes containing no trace of the squid whatsoever.

-Terry Pratchett, Jingo

I guess this is actually more relevant to the Caviar discussion upthread.