Reddit reviews Joyfay Giant Teddy Bear, White- Over 6ft (78”) Teddy Bear in Bold White with Velvety Plush Velour. Christmas Bear
We found 15 Reddit comments about Joyfay Giant Teddy Bear, White- Over 6ft (78”) Teddy Bear in Bold White with Velvety Plush Velour. Christmas Bear. Here are the top ones, ranked by their Reddit score.
GIANT CUDDLER- While huge in stature, this giant teddy has an even bigger personality; This bear is a truly gargantuan 78” (Over 6ft); Your little one will be speechless when they find this stuffed beauty on that special dayCERTIFIABLY SAFE- This big Teddy Bear has been certified by the Pennsylvania Bureau of Occupational and Industrial Safety; After rigorous testing, all of the stuffed toys made by Joyfay have been found to be safe, chemically and physically, for people of all agesQUALITY CRAFTSMANSHIP- With a sparkling white coat made of a silken velour and a durable polyester cotton filling, this big stuffed animal is made to last; All of the fabric and material used in the construction of this bear are original and not recycled; This helps to assure your bear is special and free of any harmful chemicalsCONVENIENT SHIPPING- We have multiple warehouses in the United States to help get your bear out as quickly as possible; There are also a variety of shipping options, including expedited and premium, so you can get your Teddy Bear when you need itLOVE ME FOR SURE GUARANTEE- If you have any issues at all, simply contact one of our dedicated customer service staff and they will help to resolve any problems
yea thats just a link to some pics of it..
found the actual link: https://www.amazon.com/Joyfay-Giant-Teddy-Bear-White/dp/B00580KX2W/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1510306740&sr=8-5
https://www.amazon.com/Joyfay-Giant-Teddy-Bear-White/dp/B00580KX2W/ref=pd_sim_21_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=NH8JKQW9Y31Y31NZEBNW
(look at the first review)
https://www.amazon.com/Joyfay-Giant-Teddy-Bear-White/product-reviews/B00580KX2W
I can’t stop laughing
https://www.amazon.com/Joyfay-Giant-Teddy-Bear-White/product-reviews/B00580KX2W
First review:
"Hideous! The legs are like 4 feet long making the bear look like a creepy gumby thing. I got this for Valentine's Day and would have rather had a cheaper more proportional bear...I mean this isn't even cute."
Link to reviews
Lol:
> All of the pictures are taken at angles so you can't see that the bear is all legs. It's dispurportional and creepy. I feel decieved by the pictures. Considering returning.
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>I did not like it ! Legs Are bigger than the body, IDK is just not what I was expected ...
でもこれ買った人の評判はけっこういい
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00580KX2W/
もしかしたらここ1年ほどでプロポーションが変わったのかな
link
More reviews: https://www.amazon.com/Joyfay-Giant-Teddy-Bear-White/dp/B00580KX2W/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1510306740&sr=8-5
Here you go.
There are plenty of similar reviews, and all the (many) 5 star ones are all generic one liners - very clearly a crap product gaming the system.
It comes in white too!
And how dare they show purple in the description and not have a purple option?!
Edit: Muhahaha I found the purple one!
The other reviews on the Amazon page are even more hilarious, especially:
I feel there should have been more emphasis on the lower portion of the teddy bear..... Where the emphasis is lacking is in the giant pendulous legs that haunt the lower two thirds of this stuffed freak bear. It appears to be some sort of bipedal giraffe bear hybrid. After we took him out of the box with my daughters, I expected it to hop up and sprint away down the street with a fingerless fist raised in victory. My daughter tries to hug the bear and she gets trapped in a serpentine mass of bear legs. She won't keep it in her room anymore because her friends won't visit because of the nightmares. Joyfay should sell some sort of amputation and patch kit for parents that want a more desirable short legged bear.
I can't believe no one linked to the Amazon page. The reviews are great https://www.amazon.com/Joyfay-Giant-Teddy-Bear-White/product-reviews/B00580KX2W
Gotta credit the photographer for posing it in such a way as to hide the long legs in the product photos.
OMG every single product shot is misleading AF
https://www.amazon.ca/Joyfay-Giant-Teddy-Bear-White/dp/B00580KX2W
How about this one? The best part are the customer reviews and customer photos.