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Liquid Ass is made in the USA and never ships from ChinaHighly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spraySmells like Ass; Only worse30 milliliter (1 fluid ounce) size enough for many room-evacuating emissionsExcellent for the office, the ex & the neighbor. Let the games beginSimple application instructions are printed onto the bottle
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139 Reddit comments about Liquid Ass:

u/cloudsofdawn · 1406 pointsr/UnethicalLifeProTips

Liquid Ass Fart Spray from Amazon . Read the reviews. A few sprays under the door once in a while may help, or even cause them to move or be evicted from the smell.

u/ovoKOS7 · 106 pointsr/LearnUselessTalents
u/testmule · 55 pointsr/motorcycles

This would be sprayed in his gloves to the point they are soaked and a nice dusting in his lid & pray we're in a helmet law state.

Liquid Ass

u/vintagefancollector · 35 pointsr/AskMen

Spray some Liquid Ass on his stinky pile of clothes and under his bed.

I bet it will be enough to get him to clean his crap up.

u/PMmeUrKittyCat · 25 pointsr/funny
u/Sparkpulse · 23 pointsr/JUSTNOMIL

Invest in the Vulcan. Also I, personally, dual-wield a set of Barricades that have yet to let me down. When they run out of bullets, I just switch to a Marauder, but I don't think you want to do that...

... now that I'm thinking about it, if I start a chapter of the Order, my weapon is going to be Liquid Ass plus Airzooka Air Cannon because I am the family's Chaos Child and this is how I roll.

u/o_0Zero · 20 pointsr/funny

I like this, but I think we can make an integrated, all-in-one solution by using dye with some Liquid Ass mixed in. We could call it "Purple Stank".

u/FurryPornConnoisseur · 18 pointsr/de

Vielleicht regelmäßig ein paar Spritzer hiervon im Flur sprühen.

u/lilmunchkin22 · 18 pointsr/funny

Look up the reviews for “Liquid ass” on Amazon if you want to make your day better. Edit:

u/scratchnsniffy · 15 pointsr/berkeley

Spray Liquid Ass on the bench.

u/LonesomeObserver · 14 pointsr/AskMen

Was sitting in my room, just finished a protein shake in a futile attempt in gaining weight about 30 minutes or so earlier. I was hot, trying to relax and cool down. Let one RIP. Dear God, the stench was so heinous it gave me a debilitating and severely nauseating headache and made me throw up, thankfully not before getting to the bathroom.

The other fart I remember best while not actually being mine was my mothers. It was my mother, stepfather, half sister, and I driving to my grandparents house. I dont know wtf she ate or what buf she let it RIP and before long the van is filled with the heinous stench of a rotting skunk and the infamous prank odor, liquid ass. We were all gagging and retching and had to open every window to clear the stench.

u/VROF · 13 pointsr/AdviceAnimals

I highly recommend this. Years ago I was seriously pissed off at my teenagers for being too entitled and lazy to make a Christmas list. Christmas had been boring for years because people ask for what they want, and they get it.

One year I gave each kid money and told them to buy their own gifts, wrap them up and at least on Christmas I would be surprised. We loved it. Now everyone in our family does this. We buy our own gifts, wrap them up and then open them on Christmas and gush to the person who "gave" it to us. My kids always end up buying stuff I don't really approve of and would never buy them and everyone thinks it is hilarious. For example, one year when my son was 15 he bought something called Liquid Ass and made a huge deal about how happy he was I got it for him. He told EVERYONE that "my mom got me this for Christmas." My husband always buys himself stuff I would never get either. Last year he thanked me for the box of stinky cigars "I" got him for Christmas.

It really is fun. Or it was fun while it lasted. Now my kids are in college and are afraid the consumerism is destroying the world so they don't want to exchange gifts. So it will be stockings only.

u/llamanoir · 12 pointsr/childfree

Security cameras and Liquid Ass spray.

ETA: Motion-activated sprinkler.

u/shanely · 12 pointsr/ottawa

Talk to your landlord about it, but if that doesn't go anywhere and you don't want to leave - use lots of this.

u/lamordnt · 11 pointsr/Portland

There is this stuff on amazon called liquid ass. A squirt or two near the camper is enough to make even the filthiest of criddlers run for the hills. Liquid Ass

u/ElMax- · 10 pointsr/4chan

I think this is the spray he used

u/Bielzabutt · 10 pointsr/ProRevenge

"liquid ass" I'm pretty sure you can get it at any prank store.

u/majikmonkie · 8 pointsr/Winnipeg

I'm just gonna leave this here. You should look into it.

u/woodycanuck · 8 pointsr/Calgary

I'm not saying you should buy this and spray it on the bike seat. That would be wrong. This stuff smells absolutely atrocious and lasts a long time, and sticks to anything that touches it. So don't do that.

u/fts55 · 8 pointsr/AskReddit

Fill a ballon with partailly shaving cream and the rest water. Gets them smelling weird after hit. Also works with chicken bullion cubes.

Half a condom full of vinegar and half of baking soda tie it off fast and throw it into a room.

Always a Favorite.

If most people have water jugs or a brita filter thing you can always put salt into it.

Fake spiders. Fake spiders everywhere.

Air horn to a door stop.

If people like it ill give more.

u/[deleted] · 7 pointsr/StonerProTips

Insanity wolf says, "Liquid Ass!"

u/dommobee · 6 pointsr/ProtectAndServe

Liquid Ass.

I'm not LEO yet, but oh my God, this stuff is terrible. It will clear a room with one spray. It's perfect for the summer because you can open the car, spray it 2-3 times and let it bake in the heat with the doors and windows shut.

u/Lovehat · 6 pointsr/northernireland

I sprayed liquid ass in mine today just in case anyone was going to have a look.

u/DaCeph · 5 pointsr/WTF

On this same note: liquid ass everywhere.

u/DexRogue · 5 pointsr/Charger

Or if you don't feel like being that destructive... Spray some of this into the windshield wiper cowl. That stank will last for a LONG time.

u/fireash · 4 pointsr/breakingmom

Wow, that is just awful! I never lock the door to the bathroom, but my husband won't even fart around me, much less poop while I am in the shower. Is locking it an option, or can you install one if it doesn't currently lock? If you do want revenge, and can't make yourself poop on command, maybe get those stinky sprays?

u/amazongifter · 4 pointsr/AskReddit

Yodeling pickle


Liquid ass

Choose wisely my friend

u/Fwoggie2 · 4 pointsr/london

If he persists you could spray the lightest of light sprays on his coat of this - he'd think he got it off you and give you a wide berth:

u/toopc · 4 pointsr/SeattleWA

The great thing about glitter is that it's simple, and a real pain in the ass to clean up. Cat poop is gross, but you can fling it out your car in a second.

No doubt your suggested mixture would be extremely nasty, but creating it would be almost as disgusting as having it flung about your car. Far easier to buy a bottle of "Liquid Ass" and just work that into the equation somehow.

u/TNT12DaBomb · 4 pointsr/funny

Someone poured a whole bottle of this into the air ducts. The entire school stank for the rest of the month. It started to precipitate in the lockers.

u/LX41 · 4 pointsr/unitedkingdom

I present to you. This. Mate uses the stuff on his neighbours who live below him.

u/Jargen · 4 pointsr/AdviceAnimals

Prank shops close to the campus, or online

u/zHellas · 4 pointsr/gamegrumps

> We should send Arin some fart spray to balance things out.

Like Liquid Ass?

u/RexMcRider · 3 pointsr/ProRevenge
u/Golker · 3 pointsr/DippingTobacco

There’s liquid ass out there, just a really bad smelling and probably worse tasting liquid, check amazon for it I’m sure they have it, and have fun watching him puke! Here’s a link for one I’ve used, open the can and spray this in there then leave it somewhere for him.

u/biwwy_wiwkins · 3 pointsr/fragrance
u/Aldebaran-Shellmouth · 3 pointsr/AskReddit
u/classecrified · 3 pointsr/childfree

Some of This mixed with some water in a water gun will solve your problems pretty quickly.

u/daguil68367 · 3 pointsr/rant

Here, and here. Have fun!

u/sitruss · 3 pointsr/WTF

I may be wrong but I recall reading that bears generally have pretty bad vision to begin with, and that hearing and smell are their strongest senses. Perhaps a bottle of Liquid Ass and an airhorn are in order, at least you'd die hilariously.

u/CEHepp · 3 pointsr/videos

This is what you spray in it before shooting vortex rings at people: Liquid Ass

u/DudeLeaveMeAloneeeee · 3 pointsr/BigBrother

Probably liquid ass, which is a real thing...

u/trumpetspieler · 3 pointsr/conspiracy

No it's definitely a stink bomb, have you ever handled butyric acid? It smells like dead flesh blended with rotten eggs. Amazon is openly selling chemical weapons right now, just google liquid shit. I think chemical weapons have to have the ability to harm you at the very least.

edit: correction everyone, the product is called "liquid ass", not liquid shit.

u/vaderisahottie · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/Readit_to_me · 2 pointsr/Showerthoughts

You're not wrong, you're just an ass.

u/ferretbusiness · 2 pointsr/ContagiousLaughter

Looks like Liquid Ass. Not exaggerating when I say this stuff is the absolute worst, most disgusting thing you could ever smell in your entire life. Absolutely nothing compares to it. I brought some bottles to school as an april fools joke a few years ago and teachers had to evacuate their classrooms because of the smell.

u/HydroponicFunBags · 2 pointsr/legaladvice

Alright, I'm gonna post something with a huge disclaimer: I do not endorse or recommend using the following product in the following link, because it is illegal to tamper with someone else's property and you could get in trouble if caught. IF you were to get caught, they could possibly try to sue you for some type of property damage. It would be very, very naughty to use this stuff. In my personal experience, it does NOT stain. YMMV.

Check out the reviews. They speak the truth. Just be wary of friendly fire. Don't get this shit on your hands or clothes. Maybe wear a disposable mask when applying. A little bit goes a looooong way. I won't make suggestions for places where you could use it, because I would never, ever encourage someone to engage in such a naughty, illegal activity. But you'll find plenty of ideas in the amazon reviews section! If you were to hypothetically go this route, I would suggest you start practicing learning how to keep a straight face and not burst into laughter at inappropriate times. Pretend you are an SNL cast member trying not to break character in the middle of a live sketch. Godspeed, sir.

u/nigelthrowaways · 2 pointsr/ottawa

Spray a little of this in the air vent by the windshield.

u/dparks2010 · 2 pointsr/The_Donald

oop. Seems I used TinyUrl to shorten the Amazon link and received a mssg that my post was removed - so here it is again with the full link.

First - you shouldn't be engaging in FB beat downs while on company time or on company equipment. big no-no. So now that that's outta the way.

Just do the same to HIS HR Dept. Hell feel free to just make shit up and make it look like it's him.

Also sign up for shitloads of porn/gay/bestiality porn site spam using his work email.

Is he married? Hit on his old lady or sign up to porn mailing lists using his home and work addresses.

Do you work with him? Pour some Liquid Ass in his office or cube and chair;

Have access to his car? Pull the rubber off his windshield wipers. Poor some Liquid Ass along the vents between the hood and his windshield.

Live nearby, fill a watering can with Grass Killer and water his lawn at night. Does he mow his own yard? Toss several small'ish rocks in his yard so he can run them over with the mower.

btw - I have no stake in Liquid Ass, but I've used it to fuck with an asshole co-worker before and it was hilarious. (ahem) I mean I've never done ANY sort of the thing and these ideas are just written for amusement and not meant to be used for any revenge or illegal activities.

u/the_banished · 2 pointsr/WTF

And completely unnecessary, with the advent of a lovely substance called Liquid Ass (

u/Go3Team · 2 pointsr/rva

Amazon sells Liquid Ass, that should work for you.

u/cobalt77 · 2 pointsr/AskReddit

Grab a bottle of this stuff:, and spray the whole thing in his room while he's not home.

u/jboeke · 2 pointsr/FortCollins
u/OhSoSWIL · 2 pointsr/Gifts

Thanks so much for this lol. First thing I found was liquid ass fart spray. I know exactly who to give this too.

u/realmp06 · 2 pointsr/tifu

Trust me when I say this, try pulling a prank. Buy a small bottle of Liquid Ass and it'll be 10x worse than what you produced. I have had a many good laughs on this one.

u/shellacr · 2 pointsr/philadelphia

I've had a similar problem in Philly though less frequent. How about setting up a can of Liquid Ass to spray when the box is opened? Not sure how you would rig it like that exactly though.

u/pandamimes · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Liquid ass.

It's a fart spray.

u/14_year_old_girl · 2 pointsr/antiMLM
u/amateurcreampie · 2 pointsr/reactiongifs

[This] ( I highly recommend... Multiple uses.

u/KeepInKitchen · 2 pointsr/JUSTNOMIL

Live Ladybugs

Live Hissing Cockroach. Only 3 left, so act now!

Cow eyeballs in bulk!

Liquid Ass. You can always hope it leaks!

u/Khiraji · 2 pointsr/funny

We did a variation of this one when I was a freshman, only using a bottle of this bio-weapon you can by on Amazon. We diluted it a little with water, but it was still devastatingly effective. Came close to getting our housing contract revoked over it...

u/Ozyman666 · 2 pointsr/pics
u/crusty-man-anus · 2 pointsr/IAmA

Yes, get the big ass horn. People will certainly get out of your way. Get some liquid ass to release when you blow the ass horn. It will be quite funny.

u/Spyro_Fan · 2 pointsr/WTF

Let me introduce to you, Liquid Ass.

u/Furah · 2 pointsr/myevilplan

Tried talking to the other roommate about waking up earlier so you can make noise of a morning? Chances are it's annoying him just as much as it is him. If that doesn't get the go ahead Just go wake him up constantly by slapping his face, blocking his nose, splashing water on his face. The other alternative is whenever he does this, go in to his room of a morning and hide something that smells really bad in there. Simmer a small amount of vinegar in a pot with a lid, pour it in a cup and put it in his room.

EDIT: In my search to help someone with pranking, I've come across fart spray. I'd also recommend shrimp scent if you wish to really get the message through.

u/LysanderTheGreat · 2 pointsr/fantasyfootball

it's a spray that smells like... well... the name is indicative.

u/cyancynic · 2 pointsr/offbeat

They could save themselves the intestinal distress.

u/LucyAndDiamonds · 2 pointsr/TrollXChromosomes
u/imnotacrazyperson · 1 pointr/AskReddit
u/Aramahn · 1 pointr/Justrolledintotheshop

I recently discovered a sweet deal on Amazon for stink bombs and this unholy spray by the name of Liquid Ass.

Those little vials are bad, but they got nothing on the terror that is Liquid Ass. That shit is pure, uncut, 100% concentrated dirty butthole smell. It's uncanny really.

Either way, buying both of those was the best $20 worth of gag shit I've ever spent.

Edit: Liquid Ass actually has a ton of 1 star reviews for "smelling TOO bad". That ought to tell you something right there.

u/Dessamba · 1 pointr/atheism

You could always donate some Liquid Ass.

u/effeduphealer · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Let the smell of liquid ass let them run in fear!


u/faykin · 1 pointr/LifeProTips

Spray the car with liquid ass. No permanent damage done, just irritating for a little while.

The comments in the product reviews are totally worth reading.

u/Onlyusemeusername · 1 pointr/hardwareswap

I have a speaker out of a google home mini, a bottle of liquid ass, the mic out of a hyperx cloud revolver, some flex seal and flex tape, a battery out of a galaxy s5, some banana plugs, a displayport to VGA adapter, and a coolermaster masterliquid 240, all of whichI no longer want.

u/mememuseum · 1 pointr/shittyaskscience

You have to swap his vape fluid with liquid ass. This will turn him away from vaping forever.

u/annoyingone · 1 pointr/Silverbugs
u/jenshaka · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I am most happy to say that I purchased that for my brother last year for Christmas. He currently has it sitting on his coffee table.

This cannot possibly be the worst gift on Amazon, but I think it's pretty hilarious

u/Newbosterone · 1 pointr/funnyfartstories

Thought you were going to tell a story about Liquid Ass. I bought some years ago as a prank and it is nauseating.

Among other things, we took it to a department store and sprayed it on the stack of little squares of blotter paper used to test perfumes. Pretty sure they didn't sell any perfume that week! We wanted to stay and watch, but knew we couldn't keep a straight face and would get caught.

u/dustinquickfire · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Should have sprayed them with some liquid ass as a prank. LOL

u/stratford · 1 pointr/HomeImprovement

I just spent too much time looking at shit I wanted in HS. Who would have thought this is a best seller.

u/knucklebone · 1 pointr/sysadmin

If you are truly evil, and they leave a can of air freshener loose in the bathroom... this video could give you some evil ideas...

For those who don't think this could be evil? Try replacing those "essential oils" with this...

u/GKrollin · 1 pointr/StamfordCT

Just use liquid ass

u/skyvalleysalmon · 1 pointr/childfree

Edit: WTF, Amazon?! I've been an Amazon customer for decades and never gotten parent advertising. Today I search for Liquid Ass, and I get "Tell us about your little one" with boxes to enter my kid's birthday or arrival date. And there is no place to say "STFU, I don't have kids!" Grrrrr

u/chubbiguy40 · 1 pointr/atheism

Have this ready to go in your pocket, when they close their eyes give a few quick squirts.

u/tearisha · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon


have fun with this

u/pamitata · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

you want weird, you shall get weird:

Classic ice breaker. Leave an impression that lasts.

So you never feel lonely even where one goes on it's own.

Just in time for oscar's season, you can be the oscar.

if you're into beautiful coffee table display books, here's a very nice addition of the fine arts and if you happen to own a cat and are into repurposing what others would consider trash, here's another good read

u/beyondthetech · 1 pointr/GalaxyS8

Probably no better than [Liquid Ass](
), which by the way, is a really good and terrible prank all at the same time.

u/PraiseAllThemSuns · 1 pointr/Art

I figured out what you are

u mad bro

u/otakop · 1 pointr/Whatcouldgowrong

At this point, I'd fuck with him. Lock a pair of vice grips on the bit so he can't retrieve it. He'll remove the drill and likely leave it to figure out later. At night, after he is asleep, remove the bit and replace it with a straw and funnel. Now pour some [Liquid Ass] ( into his apartment through the hole and replace the bit. He'll think he's drilled into some septic line.
*edit for typo correction and product link

u/Dioxycyclone · 1 pointr/AskMen

Get this stink spray from amazon and don’t tell anyone. Spray in his room. He’ll clean everything.

Liquid Ass

u/Scarab3000 · 1 pointr/AskMen

Liquid Ass

I know its a “how to motivate” part but you should try using this. Make his room smell bad to him and he will clean.

u/naux · 1 pointr/Portland

If plan A or B fail, there is always plan liquid ass

u/Green_TeaRoll · 1 pointr/cripplingalcoholism

Buy This

Stick it on a metal post and slam it in the grass in front of their car.

Then call the cops(anonymously, say you were walking your dog and seen it etc).

This can also be fun

u/PissOnMyFoot · 1 pointr/myevilplan
u/yukifan01 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I just gave a money tight bride an amazing discount at work.

On amazon I have seen unicorn meat, a light to light up the toilet bowl at night, liquid ass, emergency underpants, and the last thing i'll add is the Child circumcision trainer.


EDIT: I forgot to add this soap

u/diggduke · 1 pointr/funny
u/YoutubeCommentGuy · 1 pointr/AskReddit
u/spock84 · 1 pointr/AdviceAnimals

Logically, smokers shouldn't have to be told, because they are the ones who are polluting their surroundings by introducing a smelly health hazard to the air, and are therefore grossly inconsiderate. To illustrate this point; as a non-smoker, I don't expect that it would be okay for me to stand next to people and pollute their air with this. Or would that be cool with you smokers?

Besides, smokers that smoke around people are usually inconsiderate to begin with and are not likely to respond well to being asked to stop or move.

u/viberight · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Mine is a prank spray Liquid Ass Read the reviews it's hilarious.

u/Nevermind04 · 1 pointr/IDontWorkHereLady

Take a dropper full of liquid ass, pull back that rubber seal where the passenger window rolls down, and empty the dropper inside the door. Even with an advanced detailing, nobody will ever think to clean inside the door and since it will be on the passenger side, he will only occasionally get a strong whiff. He'll spend weeks trying to track down where the smell is coming from.

u/capt_rubber_ducky · 1 pointr/LifeProTips

I used to spray this down towards the smoker below me because he was downright rude with his smoking.

I'd suggest a much more diplomatic approach first though. Talk to the nice neighbor. Maybe she can set up an outside fan that will keep her cool AND blow the smoke away from getting into your daughter's bedroom.

u/Paladin327 · 1 pointr/funny
u/TheRubyRedPirate · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Not only is the product hilarious, but the reviews for liquid ass are even funnier than the product! I had to email it to my mom for a good laugh!!!


u/tbakke · 0 pointsr/pics

If you ever thought "why would anyone buy this product", a WBC protest is all the reason i would need to buy it by the gallon.

u/sphazpou · 0 pointsr/randomactsofamazon

Fucking machine Sex Machine for Men and Women Dildo Massageliege Pro...

Mister Liquid Ass Fart Spray by Liquid Ass
What I want although nothing is really want is wtf
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u/GameDoesntStop · -1 pointsr/ottawa

This stuff is pretty potent. Just an idea.

u/hellabad · -10 pointsr/Roadcam

I'm not a fan of what the cyclist did but if hes going to get any revenge for assholes especially uber drivers I would recommend buying something like this and spraying it in his car and then just driving off. He's going to have a hard time picking people up.