Reddit reviews Locker Brand Inc. 157281 The Original Fridge Locker

unrelated to your quest for a super-hot hot sauce, but you might also want to invest in one of these:

https://www.amazon.ca/Locker-Brand-157281-Original-Fridge/dp/B001UFNCHM

edit: hrm. sold out. must be a wide-spread problem 'round these parts!

From my post months ago, only had to do it at one place, you don't even need to use a lock box but even a Zip tied cooler bag will do:

This is the answer.

But no it isn't to stop the hamplanets from raiding your stuff - it's to prevent any less motivated innocent bystanders from suffering a terrible fate.

Pack a few planet attractors into it like brownies, muffins, sweets laced with ghost peppers in the front. Mark them with some nice green "diet aid" post its. Leave the stuff you normally eat unmarked.

If a hambeast raids your stash they will have a trip to the bathroom/ER to remember. If HR gets on your back tell them you are on a diet, the spicy diet stuff is the price you have to pay for cheating. The lockbox was to protect your co-workers. After all who would raid something like that if secured by padlock.

(Source - me protecting my lunches from co-workers. I just spiced up my regular meals to levels few could manage to eat and kept them in a theoretically secured but easily by-passable cooler with padlock. 2 "incidents" and no one dares touch my food anymore.)

The cage is a visible display of oppression, a greener patch of grass on the other side of the fence, a delicious eclair in the display case.

It will become a challenge, an obsession, something to overcome. Once conquered he will get the sweetest taste of victory..... then the ghost chillies kick in.

How about one of these bad boys?

Fridge locker! Just for the expensive food she shouldn’t be eating. You can use them outside the fridge too.

Other options: find "satanic" music and start playing it, loudly, whenever he is in the room. Start drawing pentagrams all over the place - don't destroy any property of course, but I'm sure you can get creative. Itching powder in his laundry soap could be hilarious (and it's easy to make - look it up). Since he's so picky about the bathroom, drop deuces in there and never flush - and trim "down there" a bit as well, leaving the clippings all over the bathroom (and I do mean ALL OVER). Let him deal with it (get an agreement with another room to use their bathroom if you have to - I'm sure you can work out something equitable). Any time he doesn't immediately flip his laundry when the washing machine goes off, throw it on the floor and step on it. Root his PC and do terrible, malicious things to it. Install these things in several places around the room. Get with your buddies and eat as much kimchi as you can stand on a friday, then stay in the room over the weekend and gas him out with your terrible BO and flatulence. Curse like a sailor, of course - make it a game with your other roomies to see how much cursing you can fit in to a single sentence, and keep score. If he's got a problem with sex, hang up posters of hot women all over your side of the room. Make some gay friends, especially ones who are dating, and invite them over all the time (make sure they're in on the joke, else they'll think you're using them) - could be fun to watch his reaction to them making out, especially if they start getting a little more physical.

... that's all I've got so far.

Edit: Oh, buy a few of these if you need them. "Because fuck you and your 'communal fridge' bullshit"

So, some suggestions. These might help you, and will probably piss fatty off.

• Buy a few fridge lockers, and a lock for at least one cupboard. Clearly label them as yours, and make sure that he knows that they are off-limits. Anything that's too big for a fridge locker, or is in a box? Tamper evident tape is your friend. All your food gets something that clearly identifies it as yours. I recommend stickers.
  
  
• Since fatty evidently is very interested in money, keep a running total of everything he has eaten and what you have done to maintain the house. Give him a bill at the end of the month. If you can prove he ate half of something that costs $5, he owes you $2.50. If you washed his dishes, he owes you X dollars.
  
  
• All your belongings are now for your use, and your use only. As such, they live in your room (which stays locked) when you're not using them. He's not allowed to use your shit. Make sure all your belongings are labelled in some way. If you use a dish or knife or anything, you take it from your room, use it, wash it, and it goes back into your room.

Get a fridge locker! it does not have to go in the fridge. You can store your half of treats in it and he can't get in without the combo!


P.S. I love that gif!

You need a fridge locker

Here's how you fix that

And if they are dicks...

[Maybe try one of these] (http://www.amazon.com/Locker-Brand-157281-Original-Fridge/dp/B001UFNCHM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1370120056&sr=8-1&keywords=fridge+locker).

Also, cook a massive thing of brownies/cookies and lace it with exlax chocolate. Then tell him to buy his own fucking food.

Sounds like she needed one of these

invest

Get a fridge locker and keep all the food you don't want him to eat in it. Here is one on Amazon that you could try out. The lock on that box looks like it is only three digit so maybe get an extra padlock with a key so you can make it extra secure.

Get a refrigerator lock box.
http://www.amazon.com/Locker-Brand-157281-Original-Fridge/dp/B001UFNCHM

Let me help you out

My OCD just got really creeped out by those bags! They'd work perfectly!!! Here's another suggestion for items other than sandwiches: Food lockers

Get one of these

The fridge locker!
At least it should slow them down....
http://www.amazon.com/Locker-Brand-157281-Original-Fridge/dp/B001UFNCHM

You should probably just get her this

Link to the food locker purchased

Honestly, be that asshole.

You don't have to be rude about it, just be honest. Tell them money is tight, and as much as you'd love to share everything you have with them, you can't and would appreciate it if they didn't eat your things. If the one girl is your friend and the other you just met respects you, they'll understand.

And if they don't let up, you could buy one of these.

Or if you don't want to talk to them, just go ahead and buy the locker without saying anything and they'll get the hint.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001UFNCHM/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1421640034&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX200_QL40&dpPl=1&dpID=61CBXSOCW4L&ref=plSrch
Link for the lazy. Its awesome BTW.

People have been stealing out of my fridge at work so I just got a fridge locker. I found one at Dave and Busters and used my points. Best 1800 points ever and it makes a great conversation piece in the break room. https://www.amazon.com/Locker-Brand-157281-Original-Fridge/dp/B001UFNCHM

http://www.amazon.com/Locker-Brand-157281-Original-Fridge/dp/B001UFNCHM I guess you can do this

Would getting a fridge locker be an option, or do you think they'd see that as a challenge to their right to your food?

https://www.amazon.com/Locker-Brand-157281-Original-Fridge/dp/B001UFNCHM/ref=sr_1_1

You can also get it from Amazon.

Get a Food Locker.

I would suggest a Fridge Locker.

Fridge locker

time to buy a lunchbox with a padlock.

EDIT: OMG they actually exist!

You'd think with all the talk about people stealing from company refrigerators, someone would make a lunchbox that has a lock on it, or at least a latch that you can put your own lock on.

I looked, and the only thing even remotely like that was this which seems to be a piece of crap.

They should make a bigger version of this to protect from mooching roommates. Although this is a thing.

Or a fridge locker. Which I didn't know existed until about a month ago.

If you're really concerned, you could go completely overboard, and get yourself a Fridge Locker, or just wait until someone does still your HWC and then get one of them.

And, yes, it's a real product...

It seems silly, but you may want to get something like this http://www.amazon.com/Locker-Brand-157281-Original-Fridge/dp/B001UFNCHM or buy a mini fridge for your room?

get a fridge locker ASAP.

I feel for you, and your food offerings to the piggly ones. I know these have made the rounds in the comment sections for stories of woe such as yours.

Added bonus, a particular shitlord used to actually set traps with cupcakes and what not. Also depending on how your office is set up, a mini fridge under your dest with lock.

FRIDGE LOCKER

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001UFNCHM/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1449074806&sr=8-1&pi=SX200_QL40&keywords=fridge+locker&dpPl=1&dpID=61CBXSOCW4L&ref=plSrch

(Apologies, I'm on mobile, don't know how to hyperlink)

Amazon has [these fridge lockers] (http://www.amazon.com/Locker-Brand-157281-Original-Fridge/dp/B001UFNCHM). Seems to fit the bill.

http://www.amazon.com/Locker-Brand-157281-Original-Fridge/dp/B001UFNCHM

They make little fridge lock boxes for exactly this purpose. $20 and no one eats your food.

https://www.amazon.com/Locker-Brand-157281-Original-Fridge/dp/B001UFNCHM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1481226003&sr=8-1&keywords=fridge+lock+box

https://www.amazon.com/Locker-Brand-157281-Original-Fridge/dp/B001UFNCHM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1445390895&sr=8-1

$20, prime eligible.

You're welcome. Sure, you might look like a bit of a douche using it, but your food will finally be safe. A trade off I'd be willing to accept.

Yes, someone might walk away with the whole thing, or break into it -- but those would be much more noticeable then someone quickly reaching in and stealing your soda or sandwich, etc. If I was still working with the bunch of thieving jackals at my last company, I'd buy this thing in a heart beat.

Man those people would even steal half-eaten food.

http://www.ohgizmo.com/2009/11/09/fridge-locker-keeps-your-food-safe/

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001UFNCHM/?tag=googhydr-20&hvadid=10147630049&ref=pd_sl_1jjtqs3g8k_e

What about something like this?

Nah what you do is buy one of these.. and put your stuff in it..the hams can see the food but can't get at it.. drives them nuts.

https://www.amazon.com/Locker-Brand-157281-Original-Fridge/dp/B001UFNCHM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1445390895&sr=8-1/iXoRN/