Clean a spot on the floor, on a table/nightstand, wherever and have him cum on it. Have him lick it up then kiss you and transfer it into your mouth. Or you could lick it up. Cuming on a mirror could also be interesting.
After getting cum on your body, let it harden and go outside for a walk together. Upon returning have sex again
Have him cum into an ice cube tray (try to fill one cube slot, not spread over the whole thing) and freeze it. Play with frozen cum cube as desired.
Have him cum into a glass, cup, condom, whatever, and drink it out.
I think this is what you're looking for.
This one is a pretty good cookbook to give to people you hate. And he has a bartending book too.
Looks like someone screwed up one of the recipes from this book.
Gadgets are great but why not repay his cock'n'balls cookbook with one that utilizes what comes out of them?
Hey now, I don't think you can get away saying thing like that when things like this exist.
Don't forget your Natural Harvest. (Amazon link)
She needs this to add some variety to her life.
But there are so many ways that you can cook with it! Or, if you prefer, you can enjoy a nice jizz-based alcoholic beverage. Fun for every occasion.
This is an actual thing btw. Below are links for the guy's books where he makes drinks and food with semen
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00ANT5X82?pd_rd_i=B00ANT5X82&ref_=dbs_s_def_awm_dirs_l_0&storeType=ebooks&qid=1569567784&sr=1-1-dbssearch-acs
https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Handbook-Paul-Photenhauer-ebook/dp/B00D5FJOWC
There's also an article about this: https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/cooking-with-semen-london-cooking-class-shoreditch-a7371316.html
I'll just leave this here. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ANT5X82/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1
had to be posted
This sub already has an author, /u/bottomlulz. View his seminal work here.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00ANT5X82/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1473517023&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=natural+harvest
You can also cook with semen.
In case she can't think of anything to make
Khmm...
I got you fam.
Just wait.
You'll get a lot of joke answers, but Options as an Investment Strategy is a good full dive into it, but it's dense for a new guy.
Your best bet would be to try this out first: https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-Paul-Photenhauer-ebook/dp/B00ANT5X82/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1541789475&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=natural+harvest&dpPl=1&dpID=511nmQOsZ1L&ref=plSrch
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00ANT5X82/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1463536394&sr=8-1&pi=SY200_QL40&keywords=natural+harvest+cookbook&dpPl=1&dpID=511nmQOsZ1L&ref=plSrch
Plot twist: that yellow little entrepreneur is the author of Neopia's version of Natural Harvest.
I wonder if he sells creamy hot dogs too.
Natural Harvest
Well hey, they make a whole cookbook just full of semen recipes.
And now you can too! It has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties.
You know there is a literal semen cookbook, right?
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-Paul-Photenhauer-ebook/dp/B00ANT5X82/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1478546385&sr=8-1&keywords=Semen+recipe
I'm worried we're starting a trend that may manifest in Asheville soon.
This is why the Commander is not allowed to cook.
You mean like this ?
Saw this posted earlier, maybe it'll help
Pas besoin d'attendre le fruit, tu peux manger ou boire les semences ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-Paul-Photenhauer-ebook/dp/B00ANT5X82/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1526766750&sr=8-1&keywords=natural+harvest+cookbook
> interdimentional cum
There's a recipe for that
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-Paul-Photenhauer-ebook/dp/B00ANT5X82/ref=sr_1_2?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1480650331&sr=1-2
There is also a drink book
https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Handbook-Paul-Photenhauer-ebook/dp/B00D5FJOWC/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1480650331&sr=1-1
I think you would enjoy this:
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-Paul-Photenhauer-ebook/dp/B00ANT5X82/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1501267182&sr=8-1&keywords=natural+harvest
Natural Harvest https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ANT5X82/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_taa_yS0ZCb5PR7KBZ
Ur welcome
I'm not 100% sure but I think you will find it in here:
http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-Paul-Photenhauer-ebook/dp/B00ANT5X82/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1412640369&sr=8-1&keywords=semen+cookbook
You don't have to stick to pancakes!
I collect cookbooks and am a big foodie. The book that you might want to explore is
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-Paul-Photenhauer-ebook/dp/B00ANT5X82/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1484980189&sr=8-2&keywords=Cooking+semen
There is another one about drinks.
Unfortunately, they are not part of my collection and I have not experimented with semen as an ingredient to my dishes.
For the cooks:
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http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00I0DOKNW/ref=mp_s_a_1_10?qid=1453567869&sr=8-10&pi=AA140_QL70&keywords=ladybugs
and
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00ANT5X82/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1453567817&sr=8-1&pi=SY200_QL40&keywords=natural+harvest+-+a+collection+of+semen-based+recipes&dpPl=1&dpID=511nmQOsZ1L&ref=plSrch
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00ANT5X82/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1519950810&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=natural+harvest&dpPl=1&dpID=511nmQOsZ1L&ref=plSrch
Saw this on Tosh.0. Haven’t watched since.
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Here is the mobile version of your link
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B00ANT5X82?vs=1
Every review is absolute gold
You'll be fine.
Avoid most of these recipes though https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00ANT5X82/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1
Link to the book
https://www.amazon.com/25-Placenta-Recipes-Delicious-placenta-ebook/dp/B00BN2JP78
Bonus cookbook if you aren't willing to wait for it:
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-Paul-Photenhauer-ebook/dp/B00ANT5X82/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1491291644&sr=1-1&keywords=semen+cookbook
Thats not so dank....
I thought more like Natural Harvest
;-)
https://www.amazon.de/Natural-Harvest-English-Paul-Photenhauer-ebook/dp/B00ANT5X82/ref=sr_1_2?__mk_de_DE=%C3%85M%C3%85%C5%BD%C3%95%C3%91&keywords=cooking+with+cum&qid=1557733857&s=gateway&sr=8-2
>including semen under the umbrella of "food"
If this is food to you i have a cook book you might like
There's this cookbook that I swear by. People are hesitant to try it, but it's my go to for parties and weddings.
edit: also try spaghetti noodles with butter and salt. Super good.
Natural Harvest Cookbook
Maybe...
Natural Harvest https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ANT5X82/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_T--RBbHM9E2EB
If you have a kindle
If you do not have a kindle
Only $9.99 for kindle
Poss NSFW
This can also be considered gross too.
This fetish reminds me of this book: http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-Paul-Photenhauer-ebook/dp/B00ANT5X82/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1407903956&sr=8-1&keywords=cooking+with+semen
ULPT: Clean your fleshlight out, use the fluid in cooking for friends and family.
https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-Paul-Photenhauer-ebook/dp/B00ANT5X82/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1518420842&sr=1-1&keywords=natural+harvest
Relevant reading material.
The kindle edition is cheaper
Be sure to check out Paul "Fotie" Photenhauer's other book: Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook