Reddit reviews Rocky Balboa Apollo Movie Boxing American Flag robe

Here is what I came up with for you...

Start with these Rocky boxers

Then you'll want these Rex Kwon Do style pants. I know I wouldn't want a roundhouse kick in the face from these bad boys. AMERICA!

Then you'll toss on this America 3 wolves shirt.

For added flair you can wear this vest or the rocky robe over your shirt. You can take this or leave it.

I don't think you can really pull off a belt with the above pants, but if you go with the ones in your link or something like them, here is belt buckle for you.

No trashy American outfit is complete without an American flag bandana on your head.

You can top it all off with this bad ass aviators.

For your wallet, keys, etc, you may want to rock this awesome fanny pack.


'MERICA!!!


edit---

Do this.. Seriously. Fuck "fashion". You're 21 on July 4th. Have a fucking blast man. You'll talk to so many people and have a lot more fun like this vs going with some MFA uniform. It's your birthday and you're 21 so you can pull this shit off. Post pics (if you remember anything after the first hour).

So as a non-soccer fan, is this appropriate attire? (I'm kind of serious.)