Reddit reviews Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook

Found it! https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228 (NSFW?)

4/5 stars

Here's some more resources:

Natural Harvest

Semenology

In case OP wants books with larger text...

Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook
https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228

RIP my Amazon search history.

You could see her gag a bit when she takes the bite.

I hope she got loads of money for that.

Edit: see also: Book 1 and book 2

You don't know what's bad until your friends make you something from the Natural Harvest cookbook

Edit: There’s a version for bartenders as well

Someone else has posted a link to it already but here you go. I'm happy to make you a drink or cook dinner for you any time you like- my friends don't let me anymore.

Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook

Great, now I have to delete my Amazon browsing history before I start receiving "suggestions".

Oh, it seems I already got one.

I prefer a Cumsmo or a Rum n' Cum...

I don't know what's worse... that or this:

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

There's also this:

https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228

Does Fotie tend bar there?

Frequently bought with

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1482605228/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_Mjd5CbXVX71E0

Eller den her

Jeg er især vild med "Driven by a commitment and passion for the freshly harvested ingredient, Semenology pushes the limits of classic bartending. Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail."

A) Tanken om at bestille en drink, og så går bartenderen lige ud i baglokalet i 5 minutter for at "skaffe ingredienser"...

B) Hvad gør de hvis der virkelig er run på, og alle bare gerne vil have en Semen Sour?

Pozdrav.


Za početak bih ti preporučio knjigu: "Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes". Kasnije možeš eksperimentirati i sa "Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook" ako te to područje zanima.


lp

Semen cocktails.

Natural Harvest...and the companion book Semenology

I found the recipe in this bartenders cookbook

I recommend the velvet cake recipe too. Fluffy and moist.

There's a great book on how to make cocktails out of semen called Semenology: The Semen Bartender's Handbook. They did say "any".

Also great: Crap Taxidermy

I want the first one, but I can vouch for the second. The finest crappy taxidermy you'll find in a book under $10.

Just wait.

Here's their recipe books:

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1482605228/

Here. GL:HF /u/fingerblasters69

There's one for mixed drinks, too.

Get some of these https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228

Why wait?

Don't hate, OP is just "Driven by a commitment and passion for the freshly harvested ingredient".

Paul Photenhauer would disagree.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1482605228/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=1482605228&linkCode=as2&tag=cookiwithcum-20

> Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties.
> Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic.
> Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.

Edit: Now Amazon is recommending this and this to me. Lovely.

Check out these cookbooks:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1482605228
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1481227041

As am I.

This looks just as... interesting.

https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228

Now this is in my Amazon suggestions.

I can't lie, I might buy it.

And let's not forget the follow-up book about cocktails.

source

For those willing to experiment

I'll admit there's a certain appeal to doing a girl on her period. I've done it before and it was kind of hot in a dirty way but WTF they are cooking with bloody tampons!?! Now I'm not sure which is worse!


Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes


Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that.


Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook


Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail.


I'm guessing there's a subreddit somewhere for this nasty shit.

Pas besoin d'attendre le fruit, tu peux manger ou boire les semences ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

For $22? Pfft! For $18 you can buy this gem https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1482605228/ref=pd_aw_sbs_14_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=9P35WFE5M6JE52BM35PD&dpPl=1&dpID=41eRs4qryuL

I've received that book as a joke.

Twice.

It reads seriously. But I've never attempted to cook something from it.

It has a companion bartenders book.

Don't forget to make something to drink as well

Cookbook: https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

Drink Recipes: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1482605228/ref=pd_aw_fbt_14_img_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=8Y3H18DGCYYJ47W5NTD1

No matter what it is, somebody is into it.

How about this one?

XD. You should read about people who put all of their semen into a 2 liter bottle and cultivate it. It's a 1 and a half year process, they mix like sugar and stuff and add yeast and let it ferment and then drink it as alcohol or add it to vodka. By the way.
http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
The best part is that there are used books. :D. Happy cooking.
P.S More treats from the same author.
http://www.amazon.com/Semenology-The-Semen-Bartenders-Handbook/dp/1482605228/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_y

I wonder if the bartender read this book first: https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228

You may enjoy this and this

is disappointed the right word?

Apparently it's a thing

Shit is 4 real - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1482605228/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=1482605228&linkCode=as2&tag=cookiwithcum-20

Maybe he'd like a drink to go with that?
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1482605228/ref=redir_mdp_mobile/185-3808228-5203406?ref_=cm_sw_su_dp

Maybe it's the taste, or your diet is poor. Maybe she hates the texture, or smell or something. Maybe she feels like it would make her slutty or dirty but not in sexy way. A lot of those behavioral response can be changed by slowly exposing the person to the act, or by pairing it with rewarding stimuli (and this goes for practically anything you guys want to try). So, going the slow route, get her to let your cum in her mouth, which she can immediately spit out on to you or wherever is easiest -- just provide quick escape. Then step it up to her keeping it in her mouth. Then try snowballing. Then once she's comfortable with all that, go up to full swallowing. If you choose to go the other route, you've got to turn her on while she's doing the act. Maybe even do something like make drinks from this book first before going full-on load down the throat. But in your creativity, be very rewarding. Compliment her, tell her how hot you find it all, etc. And once you're done, remember to post-sex decompose -- cuddle and reiterate how it made you feel, help her get clean and comfortable, etc. Until you talk with her, you don't know how she truly feels about it, and even then that may not be what it truly is, so expressing your love and attraction to her even after sex is done is almost more important than anything else.

i bet i know what sort of food and drink they serve there

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https://www.amazon.com/dp/1482605228/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_md96Ab4CYPR0C

Properly prepared...

www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228

Have you tried any cooking recipes or drink recipes?

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041?sa-no-redirect=1&pldnSite=1
and
https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228/ref=pd_bxgy_14_2/141-2066605-4540837?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=1482605228&pd_rd_r=818f3c3f-35f7-42e5-b044-cfc8f377a93d&pd_rd_w=3LqW6&pd_rd_wg=Y5LBH&pf_rd_p=09627863-9889-4290-b90a-5e9f86682449&pf_rd_r=RVQDM7EYBKE4Y0HJ44TX&psc=1&refRID=RVQDM7EYBKE4Y0HJ44TX&sa-no-redirect=1&pldnSite=1

Paul Photenhauer thinks otherwise. Check out his book: Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook.

you asked for it

Cocktails!

She might want to cook with it? Or maybe she is into even weirder things and wants to make mixed drinks with it.

Because, you know, every time I've ever given a blow job I always think, "Man, if only I could save some of this for later to mix with some vodka."

^ugh Even typing that bit about vodka made me gag.

Seriously, though, it is a fetish for some people. She may want some later simply to eat before or during masturbation. I have heard of couples where it was actually the man who wanted to come inside of her and eat his own semen out of her, but he lost the urge after he came. So they froze his semen when he masturbated and she would feed frozen bits of it to him during sex. And, you know, some people get turned on by the idea of cooking/bartending with it, so there's that... ^Oh, ^man, ^why ^did ^I ^even ^bring ^up ^vodka? ^I ^can't ^stop ^gagging...

Instructions perfectly clear, you just got them mixed up with instructions from this book:

https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228

For your new business

But wait, there's more

It greatly depends on his diet/medication . It can be sweet, salty, bitter.

However, this:
http://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Paul-Fotie-Photenhauer/dp/1482605228

If you need some unusual/exotic drink ideas this would be a great source as well.

You should enjoy your Natural Harvest, both in food and in drink.

The kindle edition is cheaper

Be sure to check out Paul "Fotie" Photenhauer's other book: Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1482605228/

Possible tos. Look off screen but hilarious.

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