Reddit reviews Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook

Don't worry too much OP. The Semen Bartender's Handbook will help you find an delectable drink for your special occasion.

But there are so many ways that you can cook with it! Or, if you prefer, you can enjoy a nice jizz-based alcoholic beverage. Fun for every occasion.

This is an actual thing btw. Below are links for the guy's books where he makes drinks and food with semen

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00ANT5X82?pd_rd_i=B00ANT5X82&ref_=dbs_s_def_awm_dirs_l_0&storeType=ebooks&qid=1569567784&sr=1-1-dbssearch-acs

https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Handbook-Paul-Photenhauer-ebook/dp/B00D5FJOWC

There's also an article about this: https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/cooking-with-semen-london-cooking-class-shoreditch-a7371316.html

> Commander's Doll Production Drink

Uhhh.... I'm afraid to ask

• Clean a spot on the floor, on a table/nightstand, wherever and have him cum on it. Have him lick it up then kiss you and transfer it into your mouth. Or you could lick it up. Cuming on a mirror could also be interesting.
  
  
• After getting cum on your body, let it harden and go outside for a walk together. Upon returning have sex again
  
  
• Have him cum into an ice cube tray (try to fill one cube slot, not spread over the whole thing) and freeze it. Play with frozen cum cube as desired.
  
  
• Have him cum into a glass, cup, condom, whatever, and drink it out.
  
  
• Consider cooking
  https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-Paul-Photenhauer-ebook/dp/B00ANT5X82/ref=sr_1_2?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1480650331&sr=1-2
  
  There is also a drink book
  https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Handbook-Paul-Photenhauer-ebook/dp/B00D5FJOWC/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1480650331&sr=1-1
  
  
• Have him ejaculate inside your vagina or ass, then proceed to finger yourself and lick the cum off

18+ content and language doesn't mean the characters say 'shit' every few chapters. Most children have seen the Walking Dead, after all. The 18+ designation is for stuff that has extreme themes as a major device throughout the entire work. Walking Dead and most of the horror out there wouldn't be considered 18+, but this terrifying book certainly would.

I have no clue, but one good resource would be this book on semen cocktails. I'm sure they have an answer if you don't want to try it on yourself first:
https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-Bartenders-Handbook-Paul-Photenhauer-ebook/dp/B00D5FJOWC/ref=dp_kinw_strp_1?dpID=41NGgzbfwJL&preST=_SY445_QL70_&dpSrc=detail

you could save it and later use it as a mixer