Reddit reviews Shake Weight Men's- 5lb Arm Firming, Muscle Toning Dumbbell, Get Real Ripped & Rapid Results with New Dynamic Inertia Technology, Bonus Workout DVD Included

It still is a real product.

TL:DR- Save money by fapping, looking at /r/DIY_eJuice for recipes, buying shit, playing chemist, and fapping some more while then vaping your creation. $66 for ~400ml, only to get cheaper overtime.

As a broke college student, I jumped in to save money. Skip using syringes to measure volume; just mix by weight. I use Ecigexpress for a good portion of my purchases. Prices will be based off of them.

1. Fap. A lot. Or give handjobs if that's your thing. I promise this important. If you're lame awesome, you can also buy a shake weight.
   
   
2. Look for recipes you like on the /r/DIY_Ejuice subreddit. You can either look at the top posts, or search for juices you like. There might be a clone, or a clone attempt.
   
   
3. Buy your supplies. The startup can be a little expensive, but IMHO is worth it in the long run.
   
   

• Flavorings- Start with the smaller 10ml sizes unless you know you'll use them a ton (menthol, koolada, sweetener, etc). Those might run you about.... $3-$5 depending. Say you start with ten flavors (you might not have to, but up to you), then you're at $30-$50 for flavoring.
  
• VG/PG- Unless you want max VG, I'd recommend buying both separately. 250MLish of each each should be enough for you to decide if DiY is your calling. 250 ml of PG and 250ml of VG will run you $5.29 a piece, so round up and call it $11 for your PG/VG base.
  
• Nicotine- Fuck whatever you've heard. Buy 36 mg/ml in a 50/50 PG/VG blend. Higher strength might lead to more flavor, but IMHO not worth the risk at all. Ive been using 36 mg/ml for seven months, and I have no complaints, and I haven't died if when I spill the nicotine. Win win. Also, you want 50/50 as a max thickness to avoid any "hotspots" (uneven strength of the nicotine) after shaking. There's a debate on where to buy your nic from, but for my uses ECX wins with price. Haven't had anything of super high quality, but I've had zero complaints with the four or five batches I've ordered from them. 30ml of 50/50 36 mg/ml strength nic will run $5.
  
• Gram scale- for mixing by weight. Make sure it's accurate down to the 0.00 grams range. The other thing to look at is the max capacity. The smaller ones will have a lower capacity, thus gigantic batches won't be able to be made, but if you're going for 30-60ml, this has never been an issue for my 200g scale. Found it on Amazon for $14 Though I'd check /r/DIY_eJuice for their list of recommended scales should you be able to find a better one.
  
• Bottles- You can reuse the ones you have currently after a good wash, or buy your own. I wouldn't recommend buying these 30ml cobalt dropper bottles due to the fact that they leak like a bitch, never really close securely, and the fact that they doubled in price since I bought them.If you need new bottles, I'm sure you could find a dozen or so bottles for $6ish or so. EDIT- Found these. 30ml glass bottles- $0.70/ each. 30ml standard plastic dripping bottle- $0.39/each.
  ** Glass Pros- Holds less flavor after a wash, also some say they don't leech the chemicals plastics to, and mess up your flavor. Cons- More expensive, marginally not as convenient as plastic bottles for dripping/refilling a tank. Plastic: Somewhat easier to seal, and cheaper than glass. Cons- Potential leeching of chemicals that may mess up your juice after extended storage. I've personally never experienced anything noticeable, but to each their own.
  
• Total of $66+ (plus $25 for your very own Shakeweight) or so, but YMMV. For ~400 ml that you can fine tune to your liking. This cost will decrease if you continue, as you probably won't have to buy another scale or more bottles for a while unless you really want to.
  
  

4. Mix! Here's my go to mixing calculator. Not as 'advanced' as some of the other ones, but fuck it. It's simple, but provides a great layout to grow into. Go make yourself an account while you're waiting for your ingredients, and play around with it a bit. Hell, here's a fan friend/roomate favorite of mine. If you like root beer, I guarantee you'll like this. Three ingredients, and super simple. You can edit to add your preferred nicotine strength and/or final PG/VG ratio. EDIT: Banana nut bread that's also a friend favorite. Even easier.
   
   

• Mixing process- After finding a recipe you want to make, and getting your supplies in, shake the fuck out of all your ingredients, especially your nicotine. If the recipe isn't already on the calculator, put everything in yourself (flavor and percent), making sure to identify your nic strength, the PG/VG ratio of your nic, and the desired PG/VG ratio of your juice.
  
• Put your bottle on your scale, zero it out.
  
• Shake each flavor again. A lot. Put all that fapping to good use.
  
• Add each flavor to the corresponding weight (in grams) according to the calculator. MAKE SURE TO SHAKE EACH FLAVOR BEFORE ADDING IT TO THE BOTTLE I start with the nic, then flavors, then VG/PG. I don't really thing there's a right way, but that's been my system.
  
  Close your bottle.
  
  Shake the fuck out of it again. See how important masturbation is to training for this?
  
  
• The mixing process really only takes 5-10 minutes, it's not that bad once you get it down. Promise.
  
  

5. Vape/steep!- Whew! That was a bit of effort! But if you find this interesting for one reason another, I will confirm it can be VERY rewarding. If it sounds like too much work for little yield, then so be it. I'd still recommend giving it a shot.
   
   
6. Enjoy! Feel free to message me or SEARCH /r/DIY_eJuice if you have any questions. Always would love to help someone else.
   
   
   
   Edit: Words.
   
   EDIT 2: Extra bottle info and another easy recipe from me.

Yeah it's real, although it doesn't provide cab fare.

You can get these and then this. Once you work up to the 200lb+ ones you'll be strong enough to give him the best hand job or just snatch it off. Whatever you folks are into.

The shake weight
http://www.amazon.com/Shake-Weight-for-Men-Dumbbell/dp/B003LQVYGO

Well, I think the idea is that people will fall for the gimmick and the convenience. Not for the pricing model.

If you don't think that is already a current trend, I'd like to point you towards...

Amazon

Shake Weight

Roomba

etc etc.

Plenty of products are sort of silly and don't actually save you money/time. But they are still popular and successful.

Pfft. This is so 6000 BC. Get with the times.

https://www.amazon.com/Shake-Weight-for-Men-Dumbbell/dp/B003LQVYGO

As long as you have the proper equipment, and a bit of privacy to protect yourself from the shame...

Grasp it and pump it real hard: http://www.amazon.com/Shake-Weight-for-Men-Dumbbell/dp/B003LQVYGO

You seem like the kind of guy that would love using one of these to get fit; http://www.amazon.com/Shake-Weight-for-Men-Dumbbell/dp/B003LQVYGO

Shakeweight