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Speedo Men's Swim Trunk Short Length Redondo Solid - Manufacturer Discontinued
DRY OFF FAST: Turbodri fabric is Speedo’s fastest drying material for men’s swim trunksUV & UPF 50+ PROTECTION: UV Block the Burn technology protects against harmful UV rays and has been tested to meet 50+ UPF protectionBUILT-IN BRIEF: Added stretch and comfort with a built-in briefPOCKETS: Inner key pocketVENTILATED: Contrast side vents for breathability
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u/beast_in_black · 62 pointsr/MaliciousCompliance

> Thankfully Joey’s bosses soon realised their mistake and sent out an email informing the men in the office that they could wear three-quarter length shorts in ‘black, navy or beige only’.

Let men's shorts have a standard length L.

We assume that for most men, L is a length which corresponds on average to having each leg of said pair of shorts extend up to the top of the patella when in a standing position. ---> (1)

According to the edict, the only allowable length of the officially sanctioned shorts is: M = ¾L

Applying (1) above to M, we find that this means that M should result in a pair of shorts that terminate (on average) at a point just distal to the midpoint of the thigh. ---> (2)

Further, the edict only specifies an allowable length and color. It does not specify either a fabric material, or exactly how form-fitting such shorts should be - therefore, this allows a full range of shorts from MC Hammer-style bagginess to form-fitting leotard-style shorts, in all available materials from which clothing is currently manufactured. ---> (3)

From (2) and (3) above, we deduce that a vast range of shorts are allowable, as long as their length M = ¾L and their colors are black, navy or beige.

Conclusion: If working at the company in question, one is allowed to wear spandex bicycle shorts or Speedo swimming trunks as long as these are colored black, navy or beige.

^(Edit: replaced the Unicode characters for cursive L and M with regular characters, because mobile devices might not render the cursive Unicode.)

u/[deleted] · 1 pointr/preppy

Length and style. 5"-7" inseam and stay away from "board shorts," etc.

While Speedo isn't really a preppy brand, these trunks actually look great and are my go-to this summer

u/j_patrick_12 · 1 pointr/malefashionadvice

Speedo Surfrunner Volley Shorts.

I've got two pairs and love them.