Reddit reviews Street Sword: Practical Use of the Long Blade for Self-Defense
We found 35 Reddit comments about Street Sword: Practical Use of the Long Blade for Self-Defense. Here are the top ones, ranked by their Reddit score.
We found 35 Reddit comments about Street Sword: Practical Use of the Long Blade for Self-Defense. Here are the top ones, ranked by their Reddit score.
Haha, I recognize one of these guys. Phil Elmore. He actually wrote a loltastic book about carrying a katana for self defence.
www.amazon.com/Street-Sword-Practical-Blade-Self-Defense/dp/1581605986
This isn't worth a whole post, but since you guys are combat sports enthusiasts I wanted to introduce you to the greatest martial artist alive today. His name is Phil Elmore, who I learned about from r/mallninjashit.
He has written several books on self defence, including classics such as Shorthand Empty Hand Expedient Stylized Fighting, another one about using every day carrying a Katana for self defense called Street Sword: Practical Use of the Long Blade for Self-Defense available on Amazon for 86 dollars. A third notable publication is one for a problem I'm sure we all faced before, How to use physical violence to defend yourself from homeless people.
his "shorthand empty hand" book is worth a gander because it reads like he made it up as he went along and has clearly never fought another human being, but he's thought about it a lot and he's undefeated in his own mind. It also has some hilarious picture references of his fighting styles.
He has a section on Ground Fighting that boils down to "don't do it ever because you can't fight multiple people at once." Which is a recurring theme with this guy, everywhere he go he seems to run into hordes of attackers (all armed, of course).
Another thing that grabbed my attention was the section of the book titled "I'll Make an Exception: Guidelines for Challenging Me To a Fight." For the low low price of $9,999 he will give you the honor of fighting him. Here's the catch:
>Once the fee has been accepted, I (as the challenged party) set any and all conditions. I may bring whatever weapons I wish. I may drive my car and use it as a weapon, if it suits me to do so. I may place on the opponent any restrictions I choose.
He also has an article on his website about how MMA isn't real self defense.
Phil Elmore is a martial arts savant and I think everyone here could learn a lot from him. I only learned about him today but I feel smarter and more enlightened about the martial arts than I was yesterday.
Street Sword: Practical Use of the Long Blade for Self-Defense
We already know how to boomstick. Gotta catch em by surprise with the practical long blade
So which one of those dudes wrote this?
Good news everyone! It's on Amazon!
By the same author:
Flashlight Fighting: How to Make Your Pocket Flashlight a Take-Anywhere Self-Defense Weapon
Duke Manfist: Bullets, Babes & Bacon
Street Sword: Practical Use of the Long Blade for Self-Defense
This is the same guy who wrote Street Sword: Practical Use of the Long Blade for Self-Defense. A true mall ninja through and through.
" 1 Used from $923.901 New from $390.99 "
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You would happen to have a link to where I could buy it online do you? This would make a hilarious graduation gift for a friend of mine.
Edit: found a link. Way too expensive for me. http://www.amazon.com/Street-Sword-Practical-Blade-Self-Defense/dp/1581605986/ref=la_B001JRTNQU_1_13?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1463259299&sr=1-13&refinements=p_82%3AB001JRTNQU
Buy two and I'll throw in one of those
Is this you?
[Street Sword: Practical Use of the Long Blade for Self-Defense] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/1581605986/)
Perhaps this will help cement what a tool he is:
https://www.amazon.com/Street-Sword-Practical-Blade-Self-Defense/dp/1581605986/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?crid=674SC3EBQJQR&keywords=phil+elmore&qid=1556396170&s=gateway&sprefix=phil+elm&sr=8-3
Wait, you mean it's a real book?
...Holy shit, it is.
edit: This guy has a lot of shitty books like this. There is one on how to fight wielding a flashlight. Seriously.
You're fucking shitting me, it's real.
I see he read this...self defense manual
I mean yes. But, would it really?
In case any of yall want to pickup a copy
Street Sword: Practical Use of the Long Blade for Self-Defense https://www.amazon.com/dp/1581605986/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_guwEDb4ZK9B13
https://www.amazon.com/Street-Sword-Practical-Blade-Self-Defense/dp/1581605986
While you were making fun of us, I studied the blade. Don't mess with me.
Try and get your hands on this classic https://www.amazon.ca/Street-Sword-Practical-Blade-Self-defense/dp/1581605986
http://www.amazon.com/Street-Sword-Practical-Blade-Self-Defense/dp/1581605986
Holy shit i thought this was a joke
The reviews for it are genius, or the first one is at least
://www.amazon.com/Street-Sword-Practical-Blade-Self-Defense/dp/1581605986
It's a steal at only $86!
Shit, I thought this was a shop or some shit, maybe a blog.
It's an actual book.
It's up there with the likes of Phil Elmore's Street Sword
This may be a joke or you may be into it, but the Phil Elmore books are worth a look for the covers alone, Flashlight Fighting: How to Make Your Pocket Flashlight a Take-Anywhere Self-Defense Weapon, Street Sword: Practical Use of the Long Blade for Self-Defense, Short Hand Empty Hand, etc.
Because he wrote these books.
Holy Shit ! Your New Sword Book.
Are you kidding, look how hot this guy is, m'ladies
The link to this masterpiece
https://www.amazon.com/Street-Sword-Practical-Blade-Self-Defense/dp/1581605986
Don't you just feel awfully silly now
He trained with the author of this.
Can't pass up this beauty of a book.
https://www.amazon.com/Street-Sword-Practical-Blade-Self-Defense/dp/1581605986