Reddit reviews The Baby Jesus Butt Plug

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Have you seen the stuff on Amazon? Are you worse than this?

"Frequently purchased together"

This is hilarious. And I thought the Baby Jesus Butt Plug book was the weirdest thing I was going to see on Amazon. The world keeps getting more interesting.

Edit to include link so you know I'm not making this up.

I've read and own that book.

By the publishers who brought you Baby Jesus Butt Plug and The Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmospher

Ah, isn't he the guy who wrote "Baby Jesus Butt Plug"???

Yes..Yes he is: http://www.amazon.com/The-Baby-Jesus-Butt-Plug/dp/0972959823/ref=pd_sim_b_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=1ZX79FXS51VWB9A64DYJ

1. There was this one time, a million years ago, when I was getting stoned with my then bf and our flatmate. We had a designated smoking room downstairs, and this night I went upstairs to get something. I was wearing this flowy robe thing, and it fluttered out behind me like something from a Bonnie Tyler music video as I went down the (internal) stairs. I had to walk through the garage and rumpus to get to the smoking room, but they were both in darkness. As I went down the stairs, I was overwhelmed by how this must be how it feels to be in a horror movie, and I was instantly sure that my bf and flatmate were going to kill me as soon as I walked around the bottom of the stairs into the garage. I couldn't stop walking, though, so each step I took was heavy with the thought that I was about to die. I felt like I had to keep going, even though I was absolutely convinced I was about to die. I wasn't scared by that thought so much, more locked into how inevitable it was.
   
   I got to that point - they weren't there. So I was then convinced they would wait until I got into the rumpus. Nope - it would be when I got into the smoking room. Nope - it would be when I got into the smoking room and told them about it, and then they'd laugh at me and THEN kill me. All the while I was unable to do anything but keep moving forward, even though I was convinced it was going to happen.
   
   I told them, they laughed, and they handed me the bong. That made me feel better. Crisis averted! I know it's not anything like your situation, but it was a big moment for me :p
   
   
2. The name alone does it for me. I don't care what it's about.
   
   
3. Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
   
   
4. Remember to breathe. You don't have to pay back the entire amount straight away. Being a grown up is hard, sure, but you can get through it. Phrases like "this too will pass" and "the only way out is through" might help, as might "pass the wine."

I don't really know if it is nsfw but the title might make it so? :') The Baby Jesus Butt Plug? :'D

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky. (Only works if you're familiar with Harry Potter...!)

You're purdy :3

/r/morbidreality if that counts as a nsfw :)

From a cursory search I found: The Baby Jesus Butt Plug.

Never read the book, but interesting title.

Well for me it's the classic, [the baby jesus butt plug] (https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0972959823/ref=pd_aw_sim_14_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=98VBSDYSCK8F19QJRYNW&dpPl=1&dpID=41ZJSP2RTTL) thats on top of the list.

This might be based on this classic.

http://www.amazon.com/Baby-Jesus-Butt-Plug/dp/0972959823

Seriously. It's a damn good book.

Why would you want to abort the baby jesus?

So apparently there are many other good reads.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Baby-Jesus-Butt-Plug/dp/0972959823

I believe this book might be the physical version of the weird shit I read moons ago. So I wasn't tripping lol

This one is cooler: https://www.amazon.com/Baby-Jesus-Butt-Plug/dp/0972959823

I've read that actually.

For my personal blaspheming (Is that even a word?) I do prefer the Jackhammer Jesus.

He probably read this and messed up his brain.
https://www.amazon.com/Baby-Jesus-Butt-Plug/dp/0972959823

There's also a book. It's very strange.
https://smile.amazon.com/dp/0972959823

This. http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/1c/f/AAAAAs9FtNMAAAAAABzzCg.jpg?v=1166647436000
Or This. http://www.amazon.com/The-Baby-Jesus-Butt-Plug/dp/0972959823/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_y

link: http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Baby-Jesus-Butt-Plug/dp/0972959823/ref=pd_bxgy_b_text_y/279-7227800-4971029

http://www.amazon.com/The-Baby-Jesus-Butt-Plug/dp/0972959823

Eh, the book was better.



https://www.amazon.com/Baby-Jesus-Butt-Plug/dp/0972959823