Reddit reviews The Faggiest Vampire

Bizarro Fiction is hilariously awesome. Ass Goblins was an alright story IMO. Other books in this particular genre include:

• Please Do Not Shoot Me In The Face
  
  
• I Am Genghis Cum
  
  
• The Morbidly Obese Ninja
  
  
• The Cannibal's Guide to Ethical Living
  
  
• The Faggiest Vampire
  
  
• Super Fetus
  
  
• Shatnerquake
  
  
• Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere
  
  
• Rico Slade Will Fucking Kill You
  
  and so much more. more info
  
  EDIT: Spacing

I guess they also wrote The Faggiest Vampire:

Deep in The Land of Broodsarrow, just outside the village of Gneirwil, and high on a cliff overlooking the Everbleed Sea, there stands the faggiest gothic castle that any mortal being has ever seen. Living in this ancient faggy castle is none other than the well-renowned vampire, Dargoth Van Gloomfang. The citizenry of Broodsarrow sure has its share of faggy vampires, but old Dargoth has always been by far the faggiest of them all. That is, until a new vampire came to town. A younger, hippper vampire. One that emits such a grand amount of fagginess that one cannot help but be completely overwhelmed by his presence. Now Dargoth Van Gloomfang must figure out a way to out-shine this young newcomer if he wishes to ever reclaim his throne as . . . the faggiest vampire.

I think my favourite is The Faggiest Vampire by Carlton Mellick III

So apparently there are many other good reads.

I'll just leave you with these...

XD came here to say this
http://www.amazon.com/Faggiest-Vampire-Carlton-Mellick-III/dp/1933929804
the first review