Reddit reviews the sports direct giant coffee/tea mug

So, let's start with the building density of South Essex. Maybe there was a better solution to this, but i've decided to just count the houses in a 500 by 500 meter square near Rayleigh, which, as far as i understand geography, is in South Essex. There i've counted 392 houses, which gives me the estimate of an average area of 637.75 m^(2) per house in South Essex. Thus, the total area flooded comes to about 19 132 500 m^(2).

While 60 cm is enough to wash away a car, it is certainly not enough to wash away a full house. I was unable to find a reasonable number for that, but i guess that a volume of water two meters high should carry enough of a punch. Thus, we have our volume estimate at 38 265 000m^(3), which is exactly 15 306 olympic swimming pools.

Assuming this monstrosity has the same proportions as the regular Sports Direct mug of tea, which at 350ml volume is 110mm high, we can estimate it to be 109 328 571 428.5714 larger by volume, being thus 4 781.65 times the height, which means that it is 525.98 meters high.

edit: fixed the volume estimates. Never underestimte the Sports Direct Mug.

I was distracted by said acquaintance for days and was planning on waiting until tomorrow to make it seem like I completely meant that all along.

Pics on my phone, gonna put it on charge and upload for you now.

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Link to product (in swedish) 11.5 CM in diameter, 12 CM high (Sportsdirect: 10cm diameter , 11cm high)