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Uranium Ore
Radioactive Ore Sample (NORM) Naturally Occurring Radioactive MaterialsLicense Exempt - low radioactive ore sample size and CPM activity will vary.Useful for testing Geiger counters and performing nuclear experimentsShipping compiles to NRC and postal regulationsRadioactive minerals are for educational and scientific use only.
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291 Reddit comments about Uranium Ore:

u/gizzardfeet · 95 pointsr/gadgets

Amazon sells Uranium Ore. How many friends can say they have Uranium? This is the second time I've said this on Reddit, so I'm pretty sure I'll have a "pizza delivery van" across the street soon.

u/bsmfaktor · 72 pointsr/funny

When I bought a Geiger counter Amazon suggested Uranium to me...

u/chaosink · 72 pointsr/funny
u/Mildly-Interesting1 · 61 pointsr/mildlyinteresting

Uranium Ore available on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000796XXM/

u/72scott72 · 49 pointsr/AdviceAnimals

They sell the stuff on Amazon. The reviews are pretty hilarious.

u/Saucermote · 47 pointsr/Frugal_Jerk

If we pool our lentils, we can get some on Amazon.

u/Specken_zee_Doitch · 42 pointsr/DIY

Unrefined uraninum ore is pretty safe and can be purchased on amazon. I'd suggest putting it in a vial of water to eliminate particulates though.

u/avengepluto · 31 pointsr/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

Buying uranium ore on Amazon: $39.95

Seeing top result from Amazon is a testicle self exam form: priceless

(I kid, but, guys, you really should be checking for testicular cancer especially if you keep your uranium ore in your pocket.)

u/specfreq · 27 pointsr/myfriendwantstoknow

I found this

I don't know, but my gut tells me you can't do it unless it's shown to be safe with a Certificate of Measured Radiation.

u/IIIBlackhartIII · 23 pointsr/changemyview

I'd like to point out that you can, in fact, buy uranium ore as an individual- there's even uranium ore on Amazon.

What I think you're talking about is refined uranium-235, the kind which is used in the creation of atomic weaponry. Even supposing that you're not using it to attempt to create a bomb- and you are indeed hoping to use the product for research or development on medical or other purposes, why should individuals be allowed to obtain such a volatile material? There's the dangers of radiation poisoning, of the creation of weapons, etc... if you're truly hoping to use the uranium for research purposes, why wouldn't you go through an established university, institute, or lab? This way we make sure that qualified professionals with the equipment and know-how to make sure that it is handled safely, and for genuinely useful purposes, are the ones with access to it. And there's accountability to make sure it doesn't just end up in the hands of a bomber.

It's like if someone wanted to obtain samples of smallpox for research purposes- why would we trust just anyone and run the risk of it being mishandled, when there are established procedures and institutes to make sure it is properly contained?

u/Aldebaran-Shellmouth · 22 pointsr/AskReddit

Your life isn't complete without a tub of uranium ore. I would also like to mention that these rubber testicles somehow showed up in the search for "uranium", so you should buy those too.

u/Runed0S · 17 pointsr/mildlyinteresting

But you can buy uranium on Amazon!

u/bogdoomy · 17 pointsr/CasualConversation

Long story short:Wanted to learn about the destruction of Carthage on Wikipedia, closed the browser after learning how to make an atomic bomb

bonus: amazon.com sells uranium. The reviews are glorious.

Edit:added link

u/RadiantViper · 16 pointsr/mildlyinteresting

That book better have some of these reviews in it:

http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/product-reviews/B000796XXM

u/dvaunr · 16 pointsr/bestof

Just to prove how easy it is to obtain uranium, you can literally buy it on amazon. It’s commonly sold for testing instruments.

u/10ebbor10 · 16 pointsr/news

>Uranium that was given was most likely used to add to Russia's nuclear weapons arsenal.

You do realize that what was sold where Uranium mining rights, right? It's not weaponsgrade, it's not even torn out of the ground yet. In addition, uranium ore is not scarce, you can buy it on the open market.

Hell, you can buy it on Amazon

Russia gained nothing out of this for their weapon programs.

u/meetc · 16 pointsr/pics
u/weissblut · 13 pointsr/WTF

Sorry, out of stock. Customers also bought:

u/Pufflekun · 13 pointsr/shutupandtakemymoney

You can buy uranium ore from Amazon.

u/IAmAWizard_AMA · 13 pointsr/LifeProTips

Just buy some uranium from Amazon to make it more convincing

u/PaintedSnail · 11 pointsr/MLPLounge

Get yourself your very own tin of uranium ore. 1001 uses!

u/cryptovariable · 11 pointsr/youtubehaiku

You're being downvoted because you, and everyone else who brings this up, all try to frame a positive as a negative in complete opposition to the facts.

Additionally, you lay blame for the "evil" deed on the wrong person because you are ideologically opposed to that person and will use any ammunition available, even if it is comprised solely of lies, to harm that person.

The uranium deal was great for the United States.

  1. It strengthened the uranium market in the US, protecting jobs and providing export revenue.
  2. It provided a product that Russia could have obtained from anywhere in the world to the Russians and added a layer of assurance that illicit uranium transactions could be traced because geochemical and isotopic signatures in the uranium mean that even if it is enriched and processed, if it is sold to a third party and the US obtains a sample, it can prove that the uranium came from the US and was part of the batch that was sold to Russia. Geochemical and isotopic analysis can even tell you, in some cases, what specific mine an ore sample came from. Most people don't know this, especially people who like to spout off about uranium without knowing anything about it.
  3. Even though you can buy a moderately radioactive sample of uranium on Amazon.com for about $40, there isn't a big market for it. This means that large-scale uranium mining operations are rare and they are highly dependent on government involvement. By selling such a large quantity of uranium to one of the largest consumers of uranium, the US suppressed the market for uranium output, which changed the economics of uranium mining and probably scuppered more than one project. Mining projects in Asia and Africa being stalled because a drop in demand means fewer sources of illicit uranium beyond the control of the United States.

    To top it all off, none of the Russian firms that purchased a 20% stake in US mine output can export any uranium from the US. They have to go through US-controlled entities and get the relevant NRC and AECA/ITAR permits and permissions.

    Russia: We need uranium for our reactors and radioisotope medical devices.

    US: Want to buy a stake in our mines? We have excess capacity.

    Russia: Sure

    US: Ok. You can buy the rights to 20% of our mining output. This means you don't have to buy uranium from China, but because of our laws you must go through and intermediary and get permission to export the output, if you want to export it.

    Russia: Sounds great! All of our nukes use plutonium and we have 100s of tons stockpiled from the Cold War so dealing with some paperwork to get uranium rods for our reactors and isotope samples for our nuclear medicine industry is no big deal.

    Some rando on the internet: $hillery sold us out!!!

    Well. I mean. That's why I downvoted you.

    And when now-President Trump brings this up in an attempt to whip some anger and rage into his ignorant base he is being a, and this is putting it mildly, shit-headed fucktard who has no clue (Donny, you're out of your element) about what he is regurgitating.

    But I guess his garbage-spewing works because you, and many others, fell for it.
u/Beerphysics · 11 pointsr/Physics
u/WallyWinthrop · 11 pointsr/worldnews

Looks like that bastard won't be buying that little tin of uranium or the JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser Tank any time soon.

u/Dinosoarman · 10 pointsr/promos

Oh, is that how it works? You just grab bag a thing that people suggested to you? :O

Sorry.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000796XXM?pc_redir=1409199391&robot_redir=1

Put uranium under your archenemisises chair and give them asscancer.

u/scottmale24 · 10 pointsr/funny
u/Ranilen · 10 pointsr/pics

Antique store? Hell, you can buy it on Amazon.

u/Cats_With_Extra_MSG · 10 pointsr/amazonreviews

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM
You are allowed to own as much uranium as you want, as long as it isn't enriched.

u/Good_Behavior_Day · 10 pointsr/The_Donald
u/[deleted] · 9 pointsr/todayilearned

$6431 for an e-book but only $39.95 for Uranium

u/youra6 · 8 pointsr/funny

Here is the actual Amazon product link.

u/hoojAmAphut · 8 pointsr/AskReddit
u/NeuroticIntrovert · 8 pointsr/Parahumans

Resources they have available isn't a problem at this point in the story, because of Coil. Untraceable firearms are a non-issue when one is willing to wait a few days, and (at least in post-9/11 Earth Aleph), uranium is available on Amazon.

As for mentality, I'd understand if this was Regent or Bitch's power, but Grue is pretty diligent, and Tattletale is all about information. Getting a more detailed understanding of a teammate's power seems like something they would... well, get around to eventually.

u/TheNakedGod · 8 pointsr/news

You can however get Uranium.

u/rubermnkey · 8 pointsr/Physics

Uranium no one expects uranium.

u/TheBeardedMann · 8 pointsr/funny

Bought one. Worked great till I spilled my Tuscan Milk all over it while reading How To Avoid Huge Ships. Luckily I had bought some Uranium Ore at the same time. Sprinkled a little over the cable, and it works perfect now.

u/crazyfingersculture · 7 pointsr/funny

And of those, they also looked at Uranium Ore.

Didn't know people like this really existed.

u/Ghaith97 · 7 pointsr/worldnews
u/abk006 · 7 pointsr/Atlanta

> For the same reason that we prohibit people from purchasing any other number of dangerous goods, such as radioactive materials or hazardous chemicals.

You can literally buy radioactive materials on Amazon.

>Again, I agree that it's highly unlikely anyone will use anti-tank rounds to shoot a guy in a robbery.

Side note: .50 cal - even armor-piercing - is completely useless against a modern tank. They're anti-materiel rounds; they'd be great against something like an engine block, and they're not very well-suited to killing people (compared to cheaper, lighter alternatives).

>But people have done something similar

North Hollywood was a problem for two main reasons:

  1. The perps used body armor, and the police didn't have anything that could penetrate it.

  2. The perps illegally converted several rifles to fully-automatic, and knew how to use the automatic fire effectively (including having a huge supply of ammo, using suppressing fire, and avoiding stoppages).

    The first would obviously not be affected by this law. The only point on which this law would affect the second is where it concerns magazine capacity, and the provision would be incredibly hard to enforce. In any case, at Columbine, VT, and plenty of other mass murders, the murderers usually only fire an average of around 10 rounds per magazine anyway, and in Aurora, the large-capacity drum magazine actually caused a jam; North Hollywood is exceedingly unusual in that the robbers used larger-than-standard capacity magazines effectively.
u/ninjaburger · 7 pointsr/frugalmalefashion

This is almost exactly $50!

Thank me later.

u/jrbless · 7 pointsr/Parahumans

Everything is now radioactive. Carry a small sample of Uranium (you can literally order it off of Amazon). Convert copper, aluminum, or concrete, and you'll be glowing in the dark.

u/Doc-Brown1911 · 7 pointsr/uranium

As long as it's not highly enriched there's nothing illegal about it you can buy it on Amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

u/captainAwesomePants · 7 pointsr/business

Wait a second, Amazon.com, a website that sells boxes of ladybugs, the three-wolf t-shirt, Groceries, actual Uranium Ore, and the "Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank" is EXPECTED to sell more general merchandise?

u/NTolerance · 7 pointsr/MilitaryPorn

This came up in my Amazon recommendations, might go well with your new purchase.

u/PM_me_ur_Candys · 7 pointsr/trashy
u/Myqin · 6 pointsr/dankmemes

I know it's a joke, but they sell that shit on Amazon.

LPT read the reviews

u/JoeW88 · 6 pointsr/funny

I had to search Uranium Ore, to check it was true. It is indeed, however, under the "What do customers ultimately buy after viewing this?" heading was this. Has Reddit got WMDs? :O

u/prototypist · 6 pointsr/AskReddit

yellowcake uranium? Uranium is available online at Amazon

u/Sand_Dargon · 6 pointsr/AskWomen

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

You can buy a bunch of that and refine it as much as you want, if you really wanted to. There are other ways of getting it legally, too. eBay comes to mind. Old style smoke detectors also.

u/only_eat_lentils · 6 pointsr/southpark

Uranium isn't hard to get. You can buy it on Amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

u/bwaredapenguin · 6 pointsr/freebies
u/cavagan · 6 pointsr/WTF
u/JaaabroconMengsk · 6 pointsr/The_Donald

How easy is it to get Uranium in the United States? Pretty damn easy considering you can buy the stuff on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

Your professor seems to have fallen into the classic liberal trap of talking about how EASY it is to get Uranium, instead of how HARD it is to make it weapons grade.

Uranium starts out as yellowcake Uranium, which is .07% U-235 and 99.3% U-238. Reactors typically enrich the U-235 to about 1-5%. Nuclear bombs REQUIRE a U-235 enrichment of above 90%. Below 20% enrichment, Uranium it is PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR URANIUM TO EXPLODE.

Enrichment is typically done using the Gasseous Diffusion and Gas Centrifuge methods, both of which require large, obvious, expensive facilities that can be easily tracked.

Is it easy to get Uranium? You bet your fucking ass it is. But it's nigh on IMPOSSIBLE to enrich it to atomic bomb levels secretly.

u/thawizard · 6 pointsr/worldnews

> You can buy "Uranium Compounds" on Amazon.

You're now on a watchlist.

u/vahntitrio · 6 pointsr/worldnews

About as well as you could.

The reason uranium still exists on this planet is it decays extremely slowly in it's natural state. As such, you can handle it without any protective gear. The stuff that is dangerous is uranium that has been brought to critical mass before, and that stuff is considerably more difficult to acquire.

My guess is they have uranium with a pretty natural rate of decay. As such, the bigger risk from a dirty bomb would be heavy metal poisoning (like you would get with lead) than the actual radioactivity of the uranium.

u/TommyJazz17 · 6 pointsr/KGATLW
u/Halowary · 6 pointsr/nottheonion

Haha you can find Uranium just walking around outside, he wouldn't be able to make anything at all with it. It's little more than a bit of rock really. You can buy Uranium on Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

u/cait4g · 5 pointsr/CasualConversation

Uranium-238 has a half-life of about 4.5 billion years. So it's slow to emit radiation, and most of it is alpha particles which your skin will stop. The only danger is if you eat it. Heck you can buy uranium ore on Amazon.

Once it's been through a cycle (burned is the phrase used), and a fuel assembly will be used 2 or 3 times depending on the reactor type, there is a ton of byproducts like thorium, iodine, etc. They have increasingly shorter half lives as they decay down (I think, is been a few years since my rad con training) which means they'll emit a lot more radiation and of the stronger beta and gamma types that will cut through you and fuck up your cells.

Another fun fact, younger people are more susceptible to radiation because they have more frequent cell division. So there's a higher chance a cell that was wrecked by radiation splits.

u/Epicestperson · 5 pointsr/technology
u/TheMidlander · 5 pointsr/gifs
u/messylittlehelper · 5 pointsr/amazonreviews

This is SO worth reading through the reviews and questions if you have time. https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM#feature-bullets-btf

u/ComputerSavvy · 5 pointsr/videos

> Where do you think that Uranium comes from?

Amazon.com?

u/yoda133113 · 5 pointsr/Futurology
u/stilldash · 5 pointsr/woahdude
u/blabberdoodle · 4 pointsr/DarkNetMarkets

you can literally buy some on Amazon

https://amzn.com/B000796XXM

u/Dire_Crow · 4 pointsr/RetroFuturism

You can buy Uranium ore on Amazon those days. So, you can re-create your radioactive lab even today.

u/dalthughes · 4 pointsr/shittyadvice
u/Water_Buffalo · 4 pointsr/AskReddit

I was going to say a chunk of uranium ore which is reasonably safe and entertaining, but that's slightly over your price range. Still, check it out. It's awesome.

u/idonotcollectstamps · 4 pointsr/guns

You could consider manufacturing your own armor piercing ammunition. You need to find a good stockpile of depleted uranium for the best man portable anti armor ballistics penetration capabilities. Here is a good site to get you started on accumulating a sizable weapons grade amount.


http://depletedcranium.com/depleted-uranium-its-all-around-you/

Or if you want to bypass all of that hassle just order it direct in bulk


http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM


Mind you I believe that it is illegal to manufacture depleted uranium ammunition. Then again it is illegal to jaywalk and jaywalking now a days might possibly net you a beating and or tasing/pepper spraying or all three.

u/metastasis_d · 4 pointsr/AskMen

Fuckin' inflation. I was gonna say this uranium which used to be $29.95 and free shipping, but now it's $39.99 and free shipping.

u/Cad_Aeibfed · 4 pointsr/onions

For people who think I'm joking

u/ropiemasta · 4 pointsr/subnautica
u/graffiti81 · 4 pointsr/sex
u/LeftyBigGuns · 4 pointsr/oklahoma

Anyone can own uranium. It isn’t illegal. In fact, it’s one of the most common elements on earth. You can buy it on Amazon.
Uranium Ore https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000796XXM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_LsFkDbZGJ01ZG

u/pdclkdc · 3 pointsr/funny

I thought for sure this was bull shit. I was wrong.

u/Fuel13 · 3 pointsr/pics

Actually you can order it from Amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000796XXM

u/hecheff · 3 pointsr/metalgearsolid

I admit I'm a little disappointed that I did not see this in the "Customers also bought" section.

u/LittleHelperRobot · 3 pointsr/CasualConversation

Non-mobile: you can buy uranium ore on Amazon

^That's ^why ^I'm ^here, ^I ^don't ^judge ^you. ^PM ^/u/xl0 ^if ^I'm ^causing ^any ^trouble. ^WUT?

u/jynnjynn · 3 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Perhaps Uranium Ore

this yodeling pickle ?

Or, from the same company... This squirell sized coffee mug

whoops. Flintstones

u/kurtseifried · 3 pointsr/food
u/TheUnspeakableHorror · 3 pointsr/Fallout
u/allsurface_nofeeling · 3 pointsr/funny

The rest of the reviews are also pretty cool, occasionally i like people!
http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

u/burntcandy · 3 pointsr/news

jeez why dont the iranians just get it from amazon just like everyone else?

u/Mremerkin · 3 pointsr/IsItBullshit

Not bullshit.

You can even order it from Amazon.com

http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

u/GrumpySteen · 3 pointsr/pics

http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

Uranium in any easy to process form is heavily regulated. Ore, residue encased in glass and so forth isn't regulated at all.

u/cd66312 · 3 pointsr/DIY

Though the author most likely meant this as an expression, you could be non-depleted ore on amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

u/isperfectlycromulent · 3 pointsr/theydidthemath

Just buy it on Amazon.

u/dahibhalla · 3 pointsr/bakchodi

If only we could buy it on amazon. Be sure to check Q&A.

Or buy a GM counter and go hiking in central Andhra or other uranium rich regions.

u/ThrownAwayMosin · 3 pointsr/ak47

> neither extreme or violent in a method to accelerate the projectile rapidly.


......Thats why guns never explode because smokeless gently pushes the rounds down the barrel with with light and gentle pressure. Oh I get it now./s

You are arguing semantics with someone who doesn't give a fuck. Try to change your walls mind and you might have better luck. And hey dumb ass what do hemorrhoids feel like? oh that's right they feel like butthurt. Since I was never a dick to you till after you called me one, you must have hemorrhoids, because you were pretty butt hurt over a mild joke, that was more in agreement with you while making fun of I.O., RAs,C39 owners, yet you took it personally. Most likely because you were already in butthurt due to the hemorrhoids, Hence why I recommended it for you. Why you think my pussy has a yeast infection Idk, it's not like you can see me sitting here scratching at this itchy thing, But I promise it's not from you, you are no where near sweet enough.

And now the downvotes are hurting your feefees? Don't worry I'll have a talk with them.

Guy stop downvoting him. He obviously can't handle the downvotes and needs a safepace where he can hide from all the libtard cucks who aren't even here yet he felt the need to bring that up.

Also might want to double check those numbers, Unless these are 300g containers. But surely you know what you're talking about and didn't throw up a random thing you read once.

u/screamcheese · 3 pointsr/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

Amazon sells everything

u/up2late · 3 pointsr/pics

No, NOW homeland security is gonna be on your ass. I hear GITMO is nice this time of year. :)

u/128hoodmario · 3 pointsr/Yogscast

Buying Uranium online really isn't that hard though :p. http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

u/RHaz44 · 3 pointsr/IAmA

Ever handle Uranium?

u/1newworldorder · 3 pointsr/memes

Gonna need citation on all that. First of all only a small percentage of radioactive material is weapons grade.

Second, you can literally by uranium in amazon.

www.amazon.com/dp/B000796XXM/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_apa_93q.zbJG0EC5T

Bonus: comments for a chuckle

u/OrigamiRock · 3 pointsr/worldnews

I'm sorry to say your understanding has been wrong. Unenriched (i.e. natural) uranium is present in the soil and in seawater. As the originator of this thread said, you can buy a can of it it on Amazon for $39.95 (+$10.49 for shipping). CANDU reactors run on natural uranium, but the fuel itself is safe to handle before it goes into the reactor. Here's a guy holding a CANDU bundle (here's another) with no shielding (the gloves are there to prevent damage to the zirconium sheath and to give more grip so the guy doesn't drop it). As I mentioned earlier, the only danger it poses to a human is if you swallow it in large quantities and get heavy metal poisoning.

Natural uranium is also not used for medical applications, because it's a) an alpha emitter and b) because it decays extremely slowly. Medical and research applications tend to use things like Cobalt 60, Molybdenum 99 and Strontium 90 because they are gamma and beta emitters and because they decay pretty quickly. (n.b. radium 223 is an alpha emitter and is sometimes used in tiny amounts to kill cancer cells.) And because they decay so quickly, it's not really useful for a bomb either because you'd either have to use it right away or a lot of it will have decayed away by the time you do.

We don't know the nature of the research that was being conducted in this case, but chances are it was chemical, not radiological.

u/_Wartoaster_ · 3 pointsr/nottheonion
u/Goodgulf · 3 pointsr/funny

That would be pretty awesome, but unfortunately David Hahn died in 2016, so it's not likely he's up to his old tricks again.

You can get Uranium on Amazon now, so I would think it's more of an interesting headline than anything illegal. Depending on what the guy was going to do with it...

u/Racheakt · 3 pointsr/Conservative

Argument to absurdity. But I will play along.

So you think absolute free press includes lies and fabricating evidence, and that free speech means yelling fire in a crowed theater?

The means to fabricate a nuke is beyond an individual for the most part in this nation (note you can buy and own uranium legally), but if we take the "only a militia" can on arms, then the collective could in theory amass the means to make one and be within the realm of the "it is a collective right" argument more so than the individual argument.

So to some degree I agree, but no more than I agree that absolute free speech means screaming fire in a crowded theater is ok, or for news to use fabricated stories as fact.

u/Xalteox · 2 pointsr/answers

Getting the Uranium is not hard. You can buy it on fucking Amazon.

Processing it is the difficult part.

u/Sheilaaliens · 2 pointsr/InternetIsBeautiful

Great community effort :) Much like the plutonium reviews on Amazon.

u/neko · 2 pointsr/reddit.com
u/arlington_hick · 2 pointsr/explainlikeimfive

It's best if /u/thewebsiteisdown doesn't click this link

u/tablair · 2 pointsr/nottheonion

The reviews on that item are hilarious...just ignore those pesky ‘verified purchase’ customers.

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/product-reviews/B000796XXM

u/Skelliwig · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

This- It's Uranium Ore O_O Jetsons

u/loopscadoop · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

You can buy Uranium Ore which seems pretty crazy.

Plus the reviews for it are absolutely hilarious.

Jetsons

u/Arshion · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I already posted This the other day, but it's still the best I've ever found :D Jetsons

u/ThatAstronautGuy · 2 pointsr/pics

Well, you can't get plutonium. But you can buy uranium here and here

You can also buy one of the plutonium cell props from the movie here

God damn I love Amazon...

u/SummonerSausage · 2 pointsr/Firearms

Amazon, actually.

And yes, I know that's not enriched.

u/-Mountain-King- · 2 pointsr/politics

You can buy uranium on amazon.

u/Pooplord123 · 2 pointsr/AskReddit
u/killer_sneez · 2 pointsr/newzealand

Yellowcake from Amazon.

u/qwicksilfer · 2 pointsr/AskReddit

Oh god. Okay. I feel like I've been preparing for this post my whole life (or at least since I found these awesome things on amazon):

u/domesticon · 2 pointsr/promos

I love the fact that in the section "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" Uranium Ore shows up.

u/scopegoa · 2 pointsr/pics

Oh it's ok... I buy my uranium from Amazon

u/coolstory · 2 pointsr/AskReddit

Uranium ore. Now at the low, low price of $29.95!

u/MarvinParanoAndroid · 2 pointsr/funny

Nope! These are cured with a few grams of uranium ore ingested orally with a Tide pod every day. You can order it on Amazon

u/karlhungus25 · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I wouldn't want to know what it was like if the zombies ate my brains, so I would use my Uranium Ore and build a nuke. Nothing bad could happen from this plan at all.

u/IrrigatedPancake · 2 pointsr/funny

I expected a gag gift. It was not.

u/InfanticideAquifer · 2 pointsr/todayilearned

Actually, it is legal to own up to fifteen pounds of U-238. You can buy it online. Amazon currently has uranium ore in stock, but not the pure element as far as I can tell. This is the "classic" place to buy uranium ore. They appear to currently be sold out of pure uranium-238 metal. It's totally illegal to own fissile U-235... and all this assumes you live in the US.

u/rawrsauce · 2 pointsr/IAmA

Where do they store the uranium ore in the warehouse?

u/DarthBubbles · 2 pointsr/AskReddit

If you're into this type of thing

If not, then you could always try knitting a scarf or sweater for her.

u/mesenteric · 2 pointsr/whatisthisthing

At least it looks innocuous. There was a post about this guy finding Uranium on Amazon and it turned into a thread about all the weird shit you could find there. I clicked on a link for a 55 gallon drum of lube thinking it was a joke. Nope, 6 months of very interesting "More Items to Consider" sitting right on my front page.

u/Wheelio · 2 pointsr/AskReddit

Uranium Ore. Yep.

u/Xanola · 2 pointsr/Sculpture

Just like... buy some very low level radioactive shit online or something and tape it to the bottom... Just so on the little card it can read "ceramic, glaze, uranium ore"

u/argv_minus_one · 2 pointsr/gadgets

Partially-spent nuclear fuel is not usable as a nuclear bomb. Fuel has to be very pure in order to sustain the rapid chain reaction that happens in a nuke, and spent reactor-grade fuel isn't even close. At best, it has to be heavily refined first.

Plus you have to actually design and build the bomb itself, which is extremely difficult. The bomb's casing has to withstand the explosive force of a fucking nuke until the fuel is consumed, and only then give way, or else it'll fizzle out. Good luck.

Edit: Also, you have to somehow make the bomb not explode prematurely. Uranium is unstable, remember. If you have a chunk of 100%-pure uranium, a fission chain reaction will be started immediately by its own radioactive decay, and then you no longer have a chunk of 100%-pure uranium. (That's why highly-enriched uranium does not occur in nature.) So, you have to figure out how to make the fission chain reaction happen, but only when you want it to. Again, good luck.

Spent reactor fuel might be used to make a dirty bomb, but the effectiveness of dirty bombs as actual weapons is highly questionable.

Anyway, we already have more than enough nukes lying around—some of them unaccounted for, and probably in terrorist hands—to go full Fallout.

Fun fact, by the way: you can buy uranium on Amazon. Seriously. You can even buy it as a gift, amusingly enough.

u/3IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID · 2 pointsr/woahdude
u/serenitytheory · 2 pointsr/space

I think it is important to note that the system they are trying to develop doesn't use highly enriched uranium. It would use low enriched and a smaller amount. There is a video in this thread somewhere that explains it better. I mean you can buy uranium on Amazon ,if you didn't know, but how enriched it is makes the difference between no big deal and dirty bomb. https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

u/l0rdishtar · 2 pointsr/news

Not at all, I have one of these sitting on a bookshelf somewhere in here.

u/MrStilton · 2 pointsr/CasualUK

Sob story: I missed the deadline :-(

Would have requested this.

u/ieya404 · 2 pointsr/skeptic

> Problem, is you can't get uranium

You can get the ore easily enough! http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

u/nostableisotopes · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Your wish list item, should you choose to accept it, is this super useful for every day life uranium ore! With this item, you'll get to experience life with enhanced anatomy features, likely get to see your very own CIA spy drone, and have a legacy that will last you beyond 4.7 million years. What more can you honestly ask for?

u/who8877 · 2 pointsr/programming

Uranium is $40 on Amazon

u/PhreakOfTime · 2 pointsr/illinois

> She also sold Uranium ore to the Russians.

Why do you fall for this nonsense

u/fishmaster5k · 2 pointsr/WTF

why was THIS!? a related item?

u/orezpraw · 2 pointsr/somethingimade

http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

The only remotely dangerous thing you could do with it is make bullets. (Because its heavier than lead.)

u/sodypop · 2 pointsr/ads

I'll give you a hint... Make sure you look at all of the customer images.

u/samjowett · 2 pointsr/knives

When I'm on my deathbed I'm going to order a shittonne of stuff on Amazon for my relatives. The good ones will get cool stuff like you got.

The bad relatives will get this.

u/JoshuaZ1 · 2 pointsr/politics

> Uranium is used in nuclear weapons. That's why you don't sell it to everyone, and you don't sell it to political rivals like Russia, or Russian companies.

I can literally buy uranium on Amazon. Here's one example. Uranium is extremely common. What a nuclear bomb requires is enriched uranium, which is extremely difficult technologically to do. That's why for example Iran needed all those centrifuges; to turn easily obtainable uranium into the actually useful stuff.

> If you can't figure out why giving Russians easier access to uranium is a bad thing, you're probably dumb -- oh, I see you are a global warming cultist.

I suppose I shouldn't be that surprised that someone who doesn't understand how nuclear bombs work at all is also a global warming denier and is so far down that hole that they've decided that people accepting the evidence must be cultists. Sigh.


u/AnAge_OldProb · 2 pointsr/science
u/AdamHR · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Need some uranium ore?

u/Aptom_4 · 2 pointsr/WTF
u/candyxmuffin · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

ALL the reviews!

Dandelion and burdock

u/Gyvon · 2 pointsr/news

You can literally buy it off of Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

u/peanutsfan1995 · 1 pointr/AskReddit
u/not_meeeee · 1 pointr/DeskCorners

Totally agree! I like the way you think! ;) Is your floor controller down yet? I bet a nice dark mahogany phanalic loop would look amazing with an ice top. You would probably have a lot of birds trying to get close to it if you use a bit of this.

u/ANOMALY_ATTIRE · 1 pointr/streetwear
u/iriemonster · 1 pointr/funny

All the reviews on it are pretty funny and stupid

http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/product-reviews/B000796XXM

u/McCracAttack · 1 pointr/AskReddit
u/Adventiaa · 1 pointr/technology
u/Oh_apollo · 1 pointr/funny
u/cryblood · 1 pointr/WTF

The "most helpful review" is also humorous!

u/Rowlansm · 1 pointr/worldnews

Depends on how long Amazon takes to ship it. http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000796XXM?pc_redir=1405332182&robot_redir=1


Yes, this low grade uranium is so dangerous you have to have it delivered to your door by Fed Ex. Next, the terrorists will get ahold of that WMD called botulism, and threaten to use it on the faces of vain women.

u/MysteriousLurker42 · 1 pointr/forwardsfromgrandma

They're are arguments that legalizing heroin could be be beneficial as it would make it safer do to not being cut with anything deadlier and addicts could get better access to help. Birth control should be as easy to assess a aspirin and you can buy uranium on amazon.

u/GDLions · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

not sure how i stumbled upon this little gem....but i though i would share., apparently this is very useful if you want to kill ants or clean your teeth....who knew.

on a more serious note....this is a life saver! have you ever tried to tie 100 water balloons by hand before, ouch! this saves delicate little fingers :)

u/Seomike · 1 pointr/AskReddit
u/DickNotInCeilingFan · 1 pointr/notinteresting

It looks like your Uranium collection needs more Uranium. Here, let me help.

u/ed2417 · 1 pointr/humor
u/TREYisRAD · 1 pointr/AskReddit
u/CannibalVegan · 1 pointr/gifs
u/TL_DRead_it · 1 pointr/technology

It`s not as hard as you might think...
http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

Although, the required equipment to actually turn this into usable uranium U-235 might be slightly more expensive....

u/whiskeydreamkathleen · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Uranium ore. Who buys that? It has hilarious reviews, though.

Tipsy gifting!

u/gngl · 1 pointr/todayilearned

From the available public sources and from common sense. Didn't you study this stuff in high school? I was spending hours in the library virtually every day.

The least remote possibility of weaponizing naval reactor waste would be separating U235, but due to the level of burnout, that's highly unlikely (remember, the proportion of U238, while small, is still non-zero, and it increases as the U235 disappears, thus forcing the need to re-enrich the extracted uranium which is no less difficult than starting with natural uranium in the first place, and that is more accessible to anyone than any military waste), and even if successful, nobody in the 1st world uses U235 in weapons anymore, least of all the US Navy (which was the core of your claim).

u/conspirobot · 1 pointr/conspiro

Theseusperse: ^^original ^^reddit ^^link

Depleted Uranium emits non-iodising radiation, like radio waves and microwaves and radar, you can easily buy some uranium from Amazon and test this yourself at home. It isn't dangerous at all unless you eat / drink it. You can hold it in your hands with no side effects what so ever. Radiation isn't some magical substance that can get into everything, I suggest you educate yourself on the different types of radiation and how they all act differently and effect us differently.

u/ductyl · 1 pointr/reddit.com

The "Customers who viewed this item" section is also full of win:

Uranium Ore

Parent Child Testing Product (Only one left in stock, hurry!)

u/giverous · 1 pointr/promos
u/BrevityBrony · 1 pointr/AskReddit
u/HappySod · 1 pointr/promos

I'm more amused, confused and impressed by Uranium.

u/splooiecavalier · 1 pointr/funny

None are as good as the first review of this.

u/Obsidian_monkey · 1 pointr/Showerthoughts
u/steelcap77 · 1 pointr/UpliftingNews
u/catchthefoxes · 1 pointr/AskReddit
u/NaGonnano · 1 pointr/NoStupidQuestions

Depends on what you consider highly radioactive.

You can buy Uranium on Amazon and let us know.

u/Degru · 1 pointr/pcmasterrace

Buy some of this: http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

put a little in every package you ship with fragile things

u/MATlad · 1 pointr/todayilearned

Amazon?

Oooh, free shipping!

u/scotch_scotch-scotch · 1 pointr/nuclear

Not only can you legaly posses it, but thanks to the wonders of the internet you can easily purchase it on Amazon for about $40 USD. As others have pointed out, naturally occurring Uranium ore, and DU are legal without too much restriction. But for Special Nuclear Material (Enriched U-235, Pu-239, other isotopes capable of a critical reaction) you would need a NRC License (in the US).

u/Luckinhas · 1 pointr/brasil

Que existe exclusivamente na internet? Provavelmente não tem muita coisa.

Que é difícil de achar apenas andando num shopping e olhando vitrines? Muita coisa.

Eu, por exemplo, acho que seria bem difícil achar essas facas de CSGO, urânio, ou brinquedos sexuais estranhos pra vender em lojas físicas.

É maís prático em alguns casos também. Quando fui comprar as peças para o meu computador nos EUA, eu podia ir na Amazon e escolher cada peça individualmente e especificamente, de uma seleção gigantesca de possíveis peças. Em lojas físicas eu ficava limitado à uma seleção muito pequena.

u/CodenameMolotov · 1 pointr/interestingasfuck

> edit: yeah, it's available on Amazon Canada/US (and other places too, I assume)

There are much cooler elements you can buy on amazon.

They have everything. (Sure, it's unrefined and only useful for geiger counter calibration, but still.)

u/jshatxmscl · 1 pointr/mildlyinteresting

U-238 is the (mostly) harmless unenriched kind used in small science experiments like a cloud chamber.

Uranium https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000796XXM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_51aZBbR80VVHY

Cloud Chamber Kit https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0168SCCJO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_Q4aZBb12MBMRZ

u/Reapter · 1 pointr/worldnews

Wait till this reporter finds about this.

http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/

He's going to have a panic attack.

Also top review

"I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty. "
25,381 people found this helpful.

u/nutsack133 · 1 pointr/PS4

Uranium ore

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

But give the code to someone else since I already got one and used it to buy some games yesterday lol.

u/cephalien · 1 pointr/AskReddit

http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

We've got a (considerably more expensive) sample in our lab for testing our geiger counters. It's just radioactive enough to register, and perfectly legal to own (since it would take tons of the stuff -- and a bunch of huge centrifuges) to get any fissile material.

u/Hypocritical_Oath · 1 pointr/Buttcoin

Can't trust a third party, so buy a uranium ore sample, a 3.5mm to USB cable, and a Geiger counter with a 3.5mm out, then use that to get you some random ass numbers. I'm sure someone's written a program for that that takes the Geiger counter as input. Oh you may also want to fracture the ore sample in a semi-random way, and then use that instead of just the standard sample, just cause.

Total price, 450$, ish.

(disclaimer, I don't know shit about Geiger Counters or getting them to feed data into a computer)

u/VoidBirb · 1 pointr/furry_irl

I might not even use americium. I might just buy uranium ore from amazon.

u/wheelchairsex · 1 pointr/AskReddit
u/yodawgiherd · 1 pointr/todayilearned

With that logic we should chip in and buy some Uranium Or a Super lens

u/imustbbored · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Happy almost DIRTY THIRTY !

That is my brother's birthday as well :)

Uranium ore



u/ModestCamel · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I think these are some pretty good reviews for one of the better products on amazon

DIRTY THIRTY

u/direwolfed · 1 pointr/AskMen

For the very low price of just under $40 you must get

This!!

Read the reviews it's legit and AMAZING!!

Actually the only thing I enjoyed about this product was reading the reviews. I now have 4 eyes .. my depth perception is fucked and its really hard to read.

u/programmingguy · 1 pointr/investing

The best play is to hoard while stocks last. Since U has a long half life period, you should hoard enough of it while shipping is free in Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

u/Anarch157a · 1 pointr/EliteDangerous

What about this ?

u/OwlEyes312 · 1 pointr/news

You can already purchase Uranium Ore,

http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1411500002&sr=8-8&keywords=plutonium+ore

I see no reason why you wouldn't plutonium either... but you'd have to explain how this is FOR PERSONAL USE?

u/duhblow7 · 1 pointr/AskReddit
u/fancyhatsociety · 1 pointr/funny

It's from here. Go there. Look at the other reviews. Now you won't have to spend the rest of the day on Reddit. You'll spend it on Amazon, but you won't buy anything.

Look at the suggested products. A lot of them have hilarious reviews as well.

u/Johio · 1 pointr/science

you can get some at amazon.com.

Well, more accurately, if you buy enough of this stuff, and then do some fission reactions and refine it you might get enough plutonium eventually.

u/chedder · 1 pointr/worldnews

nah amazon has some though. It's a small amount used to test Geiger counters.

u/Mettwurstkaninchen · 1 pointr/de

Plutonium finde ich gerade nicht, aber wie wär's mit etwas Uran von Amazon?

u/NlGGATIVEKARMA · 1 pointr/gaming
u/MaliciousHH · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

This is probably one of my favourites.

Just have a read through of the comments xD

Also:

1

2

3


And here's my favourite (vaguely) NSFW one.

Not entering btw, don't have a Playstation.

u/loonybhatia · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I have Uranium on my wishlist.....


Pretty California

u/mjbehrendt · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Uranium ore anyone?

u/euphoricentropy · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Green is my favorite color! Here's some green... and here's some green... and this is probably green too

u/PotatoAssassin · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Spoons is a handsome cat!

This is an item

u/HazmatandDecon · 1 pointr/pics

For a person with such a collection you are missing some important stuff.

  1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinitite

  2. http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM
u/edman007 · 1 pointr/longisland

Heh, I'm home now, not on mobile and got a closed look at the actual data and numbers, to compare it to the EPA data. Some quotes from the article:

> The Nuclear Emergency Tracking Center has issued a Radiation Alert for Mattituck, NY on Long Island after local background radiation levels spiked 156 times higher than normal on March 14, but quickly returned to normal.

The NETC doesn't appear to have any tracking sites on long island (at least not public, because I see what appears to be EPA sites). However it seems they sell sites you can setup, so maybe those are what they mean they are tracking. And they don't seem to have issued any active alerts which BTW are based solely on a single stations readings. The site looks like a crazy person made it too, bible verses quoted as a warning on the home page? UFO chat in the forums. That doesn't looks like a legit site backed by science.


> According to local Geiger Counter equipment, the one-year average background level of radiation in Mattituck is only about 10 counts-per minute. Yet on March 15, the radiation level suddenly skyrocketed to 1565 Counts-Per-Minute (CPM)

The Yaphank data from the EPA above shows an average of 2500CPM with with a spike that's over 5000CPM, that data looks average, and inline with NYC. 10CPM sounds like a bogus number, and the EPA plots their data on a log scale, with a full order of magnitude of variation appearing in normal data. Couple that with the fact that the NETC seems to get their data from crazies buying detectors, I wonder if a crazy put a smoke detector on their detector (or bought some yellowcake to play with), I doubt this is a controlled environment and individual stations are unreliable.

> Pursuant to an ORDER dated December 10, 2010 by federal judge Donald E. Walter, sitting at the United States District Court for the Eastern District of New York in Brooklyn, the former owner of this web site, radio host Hal Turner, divested himself of ownership and control of this - and all other - internet web sites. Mr. Turner is barred by court order from owning or contributing to the content of web sites until October, 2015. As such, Hal Turner has nothing to do with the ownership, operation or content of this web site.

The creator of the website seems to be a crazy


> We have been made aware that a small local newspaper, "The Suffolk Times" has run a new story about this on its web site today, and possibly in print issues. They prominently quote US Environmental protection Agency (EPA) spokesperson Elias Rodriguez, who said “We don’t have any validated data that would indicate a cause for concern.” The EPA did not test for radiation in Mattituck, NY and the EPA has no radiation monitoring stations in -- or near -- Mattituck, NY. THAT is why they have "no validated data."


> One final note, the Suffolk Times places great emphasis on the fact that the source of our story "is not a government agency" as if that has any bearing on the facts. It does not. To put it bluntly, most of us already know that the federal government - in general -- is one of the largest collections of liars on the planet. What gives our story credibility is that it is NOT based on government information!

We already know the government is liars? That's why you don't agree with the EPA when they say they have no "validated" sources?

I think that proves my point, the current operators are also crazies and the data has not been professionally analyzed and it hasn't been validated. I don't trust any of this data. I think a blogger needs to get back on their meds.

u/FlyingPotatoCubed · 1 pointr/RandomActsOfGaming

Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes.

Well, how serious are you? Cause if you're serious... here ya go

Otherwise, without knowing what you're into, it's a bit tough. Sushi Go! is an absolutely awesome card game - super easy to teach, pretty quick to play, but really fun for anyone. It's... "THE BOMB" at parties.

I would also extremely recommend Dominion, it's probably my favorite table-top game. However, I can't say it's for everyone.

I would absolutely love KTANE... wish I could buy it, but I've already spent way too much on games, and college is eating into my pockets. Thanks much! Sir Soaring Spud

u/cole_8888 · 1 pointr/AyyMD

That did cross my mind. I think I'm good since they probably have more pressing issues to deal with.

​

What is scary though is you can actually buy freaking Uranium ore on amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

u/red286 · 1 pointr/worldnews

>It's difficult to create nuclear fusion but a teenager did it a few years ago.

Fission, not fusion. And no, creating nuclear fission is not difficult at all. It happens naturally.

>It is no more insane to think that a disease could be created, in this day and age, than creating nuclear fusion I would think.

It absolutely is, as creating a disease would require access to a bio lab and a fair amount of education, whereas creating nuclear fission requires a lump of radioactive material, which you can actually purchase online for $40.

u/3dimka · 0 pointsr/WTF

Can I resell uranium ore which I bought on Amazon?

https://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM?tag=magsteworofhi-20

u/V0RT3XXX · 0 pointsr/technology

Dude, get with time, you can have Amazon ship it directly to your house these days

u/Mycellium · 0 pointsr/funny
u/Li5y · -1 pointsr/pics

I'm confused why some people will eagerly throw out a joke review for a 3 wolf moon shirt, or a laptop table for your car, or uranium. But people get upset about writing a joke review to help out a hurting Redditor? In your review say you haven't read the book yet but it helped you find your lost solid gold pocketwatch somehow, or escape cannibals, or some bullshit like that. Don't act like you read it if you haven't. Reddit is losing its ideas about community and that makes me sad :(

tl;dr You guys don't understand what a joke review is.

u/ricky_savage · -3 pointsr/Firearms
u/SadBrontosaurus · -3 pointsr/randomactsofamazon

I need a wormhole, uranium ore, and a realistic Spongebob costume.

My daughter turned 3 on April 1st (not fooling) and her favorite cartoon is Spongebob. I bought her (and my sister) plane tickets to fly over here and visit me since I haven't been able to see her in six months. Her mother, at the last minute, refused to let her on the plane, breaking our custody agreement and screwing me out of nearly a grand. With the above items I'll finally be able to finish my time machine, go back a couple weeks, and fly over there, instead, to see her and let her meet Spongebob!

Of course, I'm going to need a computer to run the time machine. My 6 year old laptop has a burnt out network card and can't hardly Skype with my daughter, much less run Windows 8, and stupid me didn't make the time machine Win 7 compatible!

u/Genericuser16 · -6 pointsr/funny

The page is a gold mine.