Best adult novelty party supplies according to redditors

https://www.amazon.com/Original-Poop-Knife-Gag-Gift/dp/B079NTNWNG

Oh thank god! lol

Edit: apparently it is a thing now

Dear god I've never heard of anyone bonging coffee before. Reminds me of when my friend wanted to test out his flamingo beer bong before we brought it on a trip so he bonged a soda in it. We were all like "why didn't you just use water lol".

It might not be exactly what you’re looking for, but this is a highly-rated method that should get the job done quickly and cheaply. After “summoning” it, it’s guaranteed to arrive within two days, too!

Yes! And they work well for shaming your turd-launching kid!!

Was going to bring up the poop knife and you beat me to it. You can buy them now. https://www.amazon.com/Original-Poop-Knife-Gag-Gift/dp/B079NTNWNG/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?keywords=poop+knife&qid=1566738605&s=gateway&sprefix=poop+knife&sr=8-1

Really though, did you click it?

https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/7p8puq/light_i_was_22_years_old_when_i_learned_that_not/

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079NTNWNG

Get ready to visually comprehend. It's a real thing now. https://www.amazon.com/Original-Poop-Knife-Gag-Gift/dp/B079NTNWNG

Its a beer bong

https://www.amazon.com/Bongzilla-BONGZILLA-Beer-Bong/dp/B003CM41VW

https://www.amazon.com/Original-Poop-Knife/dp/B079NTNWNG

Have you ever considered importing the Reddit inspired Poop Knife

basically a character that only really exist to be a waifu or romance option. Even their "conflicts" just exist so that the male character can fix them for her and she can fall for him.

They don't really do anything, hence they exist as a Blow Up Doll

You may need this u/Learnedbutt approved

If you're looking for something a bit more put together, there's always this.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003CM41VW/ref=cm_sw_r_other_awd_5zm9wbY3M9NC7

Link to the product

Poop Knife https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079NTNWNG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_cNHPAbFQ42EN1

It's Bongzilla!!!!

A beer bong on a stand.

Bongzilla... always gets a party going in the right direction
http://www.amazon.com/Head-Rush-BONGZILLA-Bongzilla-Funnel/dp/B003CM41VW

Bongzilla: http://amzn.com/B003CM41VW

If you've ever walked past one of these in the campgrounds 2013 - 2015 and seen a Christopher Walken photo and a guy hitting a cowbell, you've probably chugged out of our Bongzilla :)

Just be aware if you get one of your own -- with great power comes great responsibility. This thing requires modifications to work without leaking, and the nozzles always break.

There exists a real poop knife on Amazon

for the curious

Get him the official "poop knife" to use before he flushes! Based on a reddit post where someone mentioned they had a poop knife due to their large poops, someone actually made the product. https://www.amazon.com/Original-Poop-Knife-Gag-Gift/dp/B079NTNWNG

we used to have a bongzilla (which is the shit, you should all buy one) and it just became a shit show. The week after that, we had jungle juice fever.

it's a real thing

It looks like a gift for a woman to give to a man.

I don't really get the complaints - unless some guy buys it "for his wife."

Here is the same type of thing as a lesbian coupon book: https://www.amazon.com/Sex-Coupons-Lesbian-Vouchers-Valentines/dp/1985061198

And here is one that is unisex: https://www.amazon.com/Sex-Coupons-Books-Vouchers-Relationship/dp/B06XR91T1M

The real issue I run into is that most of these are just beyond silly...I don't need a coupon/token to have fun with my SO...

But then they are normally given as gag gifts anyway. :)

[pink flamingo beer bong!] (https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B008BBCRO2/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1474477467&sr=8-4&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=beer+bong&dpPl=1&dpID=31MfjCQfBDL&ref=plSrch) Happy early birthday! :)

essa é uma tarefa para a faca de cocô (poop knife)

> A knife stored near the toilet to chop giant concrete turds that would otherwise clog the toilet. Poop knives should be dull (since an accidental skin laceration would result in infection) and long-handled. Poop knives should never be used during the bowel movement.

tirei do urban dictionary

tem até uma versão comercial.

edit: typo.

Il fatto è che quella cosa esiste... https://www.amazon.com/Original-Poop-Knife-Gag-Gift/dp/B079NTNWNG

https://www.amazon.com/Original-Poop-Knife-Gag-Gift/dp/B079NTNWNG

In case you want to order one

Off to Google I go. A brand of Mac and Cheese?

edit: Yes, and I found this too.

https://www.amazon.com/Macaweenie-Cheese-Pasta-2-Pack/dp/B01H42PDOO

I was expecting a link to this

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079NTNWNG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_CBRQBbK57CH94

Not sure what you mean by collapsing but here's a great bottle I found.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N5SEFRG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_DtB9ybGGW8JMQ

Let me make it easy for you.

Cards Against Humanity: 2000S Nostalgia Pack https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07XZYV61X/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_b6yWDb5GJDCRJ

Cards Against Humanity: Ass Pack https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07XZYW9J7/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_v6yWDbWYNR5QT

Why can’t they just use one of these

https://www.amazon.com/Get-Inflatable-Strap-Vagina-Flesh/dp/B07FZBVQY6

It’s a fake vagina that won’t get infected

You can buy on Amazon.


Poop Knife Gag Gift https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079NTNWNG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_ho13DbYYXQ6VK

https://www.amazon.com/Pink-Flamingo-Bird-Beer-Bong/dp/B008BBCRO2/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?crid=314XGOGSTWFW8&keywords=flambongo&qid=1554955562&s=gateway&sprefix=flambango&sr=8-2

An actual gift from a sharks fan to a Knights fan.

Bongzilla https://www.amazon.com/Bongzilla-BONGZILLA-Beer-Bong/dp/B003CM41VW

They weren't coming up in a search for me, but they were on the CAH "brand" page or whatever it is called.

https://www.amazon.com/Cards-Against-Humanity-2000S-Nostalgia/dp/B07XZYV61X/

https://www.amazon.com/Cards-Against-Humanity-Ass-Pack/dp/B07XZYW9J7/

Chopping poop is messy business.
I hope they at least used a poop knife .
If not, I would chalk that up as bad planning.

https://www.amazon.com/Original-Poop-Knife/dp/B079NTNWNG

My fiance's work got bracelets light up LED bracelets with a custom message similar to these for their christmas party last year. They were pretty neat

Apparently it's sold on Amazon as well


https://www.amazon.com/Original-Poop-Knife-Gag-Gift/dp/B079NTNWNG

You can buy one yourself!

I tried to make mine all from Amazon for the fun of it! It's not finished





A poster of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre


Jack O'Lantern


candy corn (because it's delicious)


A mask of any kind


A witch



Zombie



Sad clown



The children from the Village of the Damned



A ghost


Any kind of monster of any kind



A horror movie icon


A spooky scary skeleton


A person in a Halloween costume of any kind



A Blacula or a black vampire


The Necronomicon


A black cat



Frankenstein monster



A gravestone



A picture of one of these characters. Count chocula, Boo-Berry, Frankenberry, Yummy Mummy, or fruity brute.



Lucky Chloe



Also a bunny



A picture of The Undertaker



A picture of Sam from trick or treat

I'm not great at giving gifts either. Someone in my family recently bought Scrawl and we've all been enjoying it. I feel like this is a game everyone can have fun playing.

Poop Knife https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079NTNWNG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_Iei5AbHRQC30K

Don't forget Christmas, for the person who has everything or someone you think is full of sh**.

It’s the one that holds about 5-6 oz. This is actually the bombilla that came with it! Here’s the link to the exact one I have:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01KGI3912/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_gPwuDbP83TRM8

Well we've got some cock pops in the back, sir.

Yes! Game of Things is a favorite amongst my friends. Loaded Questions is great. Also, Cards Against Humanity is an always a good one.

College freshman you say? This.

Its a knife you use to break up stubborn turds in the bowl. Label appropriately and keep away from the rest of your cookware.

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Now on Amazon for the low price of 14.99!!

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https://www.amazon.com/Original-Poop-Knife-Gag-Gift/dp/B079NTNWNG/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=poop+knife&qid=1558211098&s=gateway&sr=8-1

I did a similar bachelor party (not in Lake Placid) but on a lake and we rented out a Pontoon boat for the day and stocked that thing with beer and burgers for the day and just drank our faces off on the boat. Pretty awesome. I recommend bringing gimmick-y drinking items to encourage the drinking such as but not limited to:

https://www.amazon.com/Pink-Flamingo-Bird-Beer-Bong/dp/B008BBCRO2

Golfing would also be a good activity.