Best bar tools according to redditors
We found 1,015 Reddit comments discussing the best bar tools. We ranked the 488 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
We found 1,015 Reddit comments discussing the best bar tools. We ranked the 488 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
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drinking from tampons is a fav
Found! Not Jameson though.
Or it's a flask.
https://www.amazon.com/GoPong-Hidden-Lotion-Alcohol-Anywhere/dp/B00LK0OQFE/ref=pd_sim_79_4?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00LK0OQFE&pd_rd_r=5TNYD5J3JKPA0BBRHHJP&pd_rd_w=aXIuo&pd_rd_wg=410rB&psc=1&refRID=5TNYD5J3JKPA0BBRHHJP
Glass bottle in the underwear, buy a large Pepsi as soon as I get in the gate and then head to the bathroom to mix it.
I also have these: GoPong Hidden Lotion Flask, Sneak Alcohol Anywhere, 3-Pack https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LK0OQFE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_FX48yb8J1EYQP
A Vapur Incognito flask. I've used this thing loads of times and have never had a leak.
Here is a generic one, not the Jameson brand like the one in the gif.
Various methods. I wear compression underwear (especially in the cold) something like the Nike pro leggings you see NBA players wear that go all the way down to the ankle like these. Now, when you are sneaking something in you want to make sure it is under your balls in the gooch area. That is generally the only area that doesn't get patted down for obvious reasons. Works best with airplane shooters, 1/4 pints, 1/2 pints. Comfort level in line is about a 2/10 and sometimes stuff slides up your ass crack, but nonetheless, it does work.
Another option is to get something that has a pocket for a cup in the front, like baseball sliders. You slip whatever the desired beverage is in the pocket and proceed through unnoticed. Works best with pint-sized bottles. Comfort level is much higher with this method.
If you really want to go overboard with it you can order these and bring your in your alcohol in plain sight.
When it is super cold and you are all layered up in winter clothing you can easily just utilize hidden pockets on jackets. They pat you down but not that heavy and typically won't feel it. I have also literally put a flask/pint-sized bottle into my hat (like a winter hat) with all my other shit on top of it and just went walking on past them.
The glory of it all is, you are sneaking in alcohol, not drugs. If you get caught its just kind of a slap on the wrist and they take your booze, but they have yet to catch me.
It's no glitch, friend.
If you're afraid about that go with glass.
You can replace the gasket, left outside in the elements it should start decomposing ~1M years. (The metal will probably go first).
It's $8.
Edit: This is my dad's "BIFL" glass flask. The neck strap holes have pulled through. I'm thinking of buying some leather and redoing it. (And it'll give me an excuse to see if my Singer can handle thin leather).
That's survived multiple camping, backpacking, skiing and rugby trips. If I had to guess it was from early - mid 70s. It's a glass jar with a cork and a shot glass lid. The only part that could wear out now is the cork and Home Depot carries those.
The whole thing, full (of water) weighs ~1lb/16oz/~450g.
It holds 225 ml/8 floz and the lid/shot glass is 25 ml/.9 floz.
Literally qualified as BIFL too.
Enjoy
Incognito but not like Richie
Call it tacky but it worked.
Found his binoculars.
That’s a fun idea! I’ve seen coasters that are like slices of a CT, and stacked they make the full image, ( these! ), that would be a fun thing to do if you could get your hands on those images! (They’re yours after all, you deserve to have them!)
Maybe I’m biased because I’m a nurse, but showing staff a cool xray or scan or whatever could be used as a teaching tool (still could be a HIPAA violation if they’re not directly involved in that patient’s care), but showing them to people just to show them, I’d still want to see but I recognize how illegal and not cool it is.
Not the exact Jameson one but this is the top one on Amazon https://www.amazon.com/Original-Shot-Flask-Built-Collapsible/dp/B0091LXV64
Honestly, alcoholic beverages inside the polo fields are so expensive that we resorted to these clever "flasks" last year and they worked like a charm! We snuck 4 of them in each day and had a good 'ol time taking swigs from the sunscreen bottles. You run the risk of security catching it, but security is generally very relaxed and the worst I've ever witnessed, or heard of, is them just tossing it.
Sunscreen flask
Then he just thinks it's weird you're drinking sunscreen.
Edit; better less special ed options
Hairbrush
umbrella
Bible
Tampon
Bra
Binoculars
Lipstick
Kneck Tie
"iPhone"
Camera
On Amazon
15.99 Prime
Literally this
GoPong Hidden Lotion Flask, Sneak Alcohol Anywhere, 3-Pack https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LK0OQFE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_hPkMAbNRNHPJZ
White claws and powder pedialtye brother.
We sucked, but pulled it out. I got some girls so suck my whiksey dick (https://smile.amazon.com/Freedom-Flask/dp/B006WV1HV2/).
I use these for sneaking booze all the time:
GoPong Hidden Lotion Flask, Sneak Alcohol Anywhere, 3-Pack https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LK0OQFE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_igIgyb2Q6CAA0
Feel free to judge, but some of us can't afford $12 drinks...or even $6 drinks. I always buy 1 to be fair, but after that, it's purse booze for the win.
Get one of those flexible bag flasks, the ones that look like Capri Sun pouches (I'll post a link in a sec).
Put one of those in your crotch and move it around until it looks natural, even if the pattern you down it's hard for them to feel it. Bonus is they get past metal detectors. Just use two of those and they'll be good
edit: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00O84199K/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1521763016&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=flexible+flask&dpPl=1&dpID=41RxvdNVn3L&ref=plSrch
I've used them at a bunch of different places including the Women's US Open, Oriole Park at Camden Yards, M&T Bank Stadium, Citizens Bank Park, Beaver Stadium, Heinz Field, and the Giant Center (Hershey Bears) but the Barnoculars have never let me down. Made from all plastic so metal detectors don't mess with them. Each side is an eight ounce flask with it's own cap and canister which means you can bring in two different boozes of choice if you would prefer to do that. I usually grab a soda from the concession stand and hit the bathroom and dump in one side into a soda for a nice Jack and Coke for the game.
Tip #1 for keeping it cheap: get GA tickets. In my experience and that of many people I've spoken with, yeah the grand stands are nice, but just not enough to be worth the jump in price. Just bring a folding chair, and spend the early weekend exploring the track and finding a good viewing area in the grass, then post up early on race day with one of these: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004ECHU5I/ref=pe_385040_121528360_TE_dp_1
Looking forward to my first Montreal GP next year as well!
Hand Cranked Ice Crusher
I switched from a bag and mallet to one of these and never looked back. Also very inexpensive. You do need a stable and very smooth countertop for it to work properly - it attaches with a large suction cup on the bottom.
These guys used to work well for me.
I bring a pair to every game.... https://www.amazon.com/Forum-Novelties-Double-Sided-Binocular/dp/B0021X2WQY
Not available right now but here is a link: Portal 2 Warning Signs Coasters https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005S4ETXM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_lfKzDbTFBEC15
Both of those statements amuse me! =)
Drunk me has done online shopping for people before. One of my friends randomly received The Shot Flask from me for no reason. Well, there was kind of a reason. I was gifted one for Secret Santa and was drinking out of it and thought it was the greatest thing ever and that everyone needed one!
I don't have experience with any of the Trader Sam's Mai Tais but the original 1944 Trader Vic's recipe is detailed in one of my earlier posts.
The consensus seems to be to use Small Hand Foods orgeat if you can get your hands on it and Pierre Ferrand Dry Curacao. I used what I had on hand when I made it in the post above. For the rum, Denizen's Merchant Reserve 8 Year was formulated especially for the Mai Tai, being a blend of Jamaican and Agricole rum. You can also do a 50/50 split between an Agricole Vieux and an aged Jamaican rum. I have Clement VSOP on hand for my Agricole Vieux which is a good option but others can chime in with their favorites. The world of aged Jamaican rums is vast and it's fun to substitute different ones in the Mai Tai and see how it changes. Appleton Reserve might be a good rum to start with as the Jamaican component and you can experiment from there.
For juices, always used fresh squeezed and preferably juice within a few hours of using them.
For crushed ice, you can take a lewis bag and ice mallet and smash ice cubes (while releasing some stress). If you don't want to buy those, feel free to use a rolled up clean dish towel and a rolling pin or something like that.
For bigger parties, I know people recommend the ice from Sonic Drive-In or Chick-fil-A. They'll both sell you a bag for cheap.
I've been looking to get a hand crank ice crusher but haven't yet. I've seen this one recommended a lot as well as some of the vintage ones on eBay like the Oster Snowflake.
Some way to smuggle booze into the concert so you're not stuck paying for $15 rum and cokes. I recommend a binocular flask which looks like a pair of binoculars but is actually full of sweet sweet booze.
You could do both with an ounce of frugality. My oxygenation "kit"
I bought these last year on a whim and they were amazing for festivals. They are sun tan lotion containers that are designed to discretely hold liquor. I did get some funny looks while taking whiskey pulls from a sunscreen bottle though.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00IJ63K86/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_1?pf_rd_p=1944687542&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B00CKCQGY0&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=1WMN32695GDCKZ0HVZ4X
You can't go wrong with a flask, then. Or maybe a few of these.
Here are some of the things I bought on Amazon for this year. Still plenty of time for W2 and if you move quick, can definitely have these things for week 1.
GoTenna.
Buff for Dust.
Plastic Flasks.
Hydration Powder.
Folding Fan
Nah more like this. Seriously, I use these for every festival and every event. I just put em down my pants and they search away and it goes undetected.
https://www.amazon.com/Undetectable-Plastic-Flask-Cruise-Pouches/dp/B00SLUOC14
Plastic and bladder flasks FTW
pro tip: get these and hit up the lemonade stand
You want a soda siphon. I have an ISI, and it is fantastic.
http://www.amazon.com/iSi-Siphon-Brushed-Aluminum-Liter/dp/B00007JXR7
Here ya go
they don't make you walk through metal detector but they might wand you. I suggest plastic bag flask or this
My Camelbak comfortably holds 100oz of adult beverages.
Also: Binocular Flask!
Maybe try using a pair of Barnoculars.
Amazon
FREEDOM FLASK http://www.amazon.com/Freedom-Flask/dp/B006WV1HV2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1452448602&sr=8-1&keywords=freedom+flask
http://www.amazon.com/Freedom-Flask-Ultimate-Hidden-Made/dp/B006WV1HV2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1348870862&sr=8-1&keywords=freedom+flask
Amazon has it for the same price and with prime shipping.
Security is meh for the most part. No metal detectors or drug dogs at the gates or anything like that. They do pat you down, but the severity of that depends on who's doing the patdown. They hire out a third party security to do it, not like the Chicago police, so the security is people who aren't getting paid enough to give a shit. Try to eye ahead and see which people are patting down the hardest and avoid those lines.
Keep an eye on this subreddit and people should post about security as the festival progresses.
As for a flask, that shouldn't be an issue. Last year, my friends and I bought collapsible plastic flasks, filled them up, and stuck em in the freezer the night before. Then just took some string and tied the flask around our inner thigh/gooch and walked right in. We then went to the bathroom, took it out, and put it in our camelbak packs.
Here's a link to those:
https://www.amazon.com/Original-Disposable-Flask-Black-Funnel/dp/B008DGGW3C
Get your booze before the end of the 7th, after which they cut off all alcohol sales.
Or get a some Shark Skinz disposable flasks (https://www.amazon.com/Original-Disposable-Flask-Black-Funnel/dp/B008DGGW3C/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1500569220&sr=8-3&keywords=Shark+skinzz) and keep drinking after the 7th.
(Just don't get the silver ones...I've heard from others that the silver ones go off in a metal detector because of the coating on the outside while the black ones don't).
Here you go
I run these on my match guns and my long range guns. Never had an issue.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00IJ63K86/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1
In my opinion, these type of flasks that masquerade as something like a camera, phone, lotion bottle, etc all suck if you get someone at security who's even remotely diligent at looking through your bag. A lot of the times these flasks feel cheap and the moment you pick it up, you can just tell it's not real.
I find just taping one or two of these to my inner thighs work well. It'll be uncomfortable until you can get to security but eh, booze.
This might be worth looking into
or this if you are serious about your whiskey
Here's everything I ordered just last night!
Bandana Headband face cover things I've bought these before, great for keeping cool and keeping the dust away.
Cheap Fanny Pack
Tapestry
More Tapestry
And some other things I bought a while ago.
Earasers Best earplugs I've bought so far, hella comfortable and inconspicuous.
Plastic Flasks
Extra Earplugs just in case someone needs them along the way
I have made a few sodas so far. Most commonly, (and my personal favorite,) I make a ginger beer. If you have a juicer, that's the way to go to make good home-crafted sodas. You can create all kinds of flavors with just the juice of fruits and vegetables, then sweeten with simple syrups, add water and carbonate. Keep in mind that using fresh juices puts a certain shelf life on your drinks. (Still working on how to preserve one's sodas for bottling, etc.)
I personally use a soda siphon for carbonation (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00007JXR7). This has its perks and downfalls. On the one hand, forced carbonation produces zero alcohol content (which is why I go with that,) and forgoes the possibility of accidentally blowing up your bottles of soda due to over-fermentation (I've actually seen this happen.)On the other hand, it fizzes out and goes flat faster and more easily than fermenting. This has been an issue when I've tried to make a bottle of carbonated ginger beer (or any other soda I've made) and then attempted to drink from the bottle. By the time you're doing so, there isn't much carbonation left.
My next venture is Sarsaparilla, or maybe an actual root beer. Either way, creating and perfecting your recipes is fun and delicious. I really enjoy it as a casual hobby. Good luck in your attempts!
I don't know if you care about glass or not, but if you take care of this one it'll last you forever w/o any leaching flavors. After a while you may need to replace the rubber gasket on the lid, but those are easy to find and very inexpensive.
http://www.amazon.com/Bormioli-Rocco-Ounce-Glass-Pocket/dp/B0001UZOE6/ref=pd_sim_hi_6
I've read some of these books before I bought them, some I already finished and the rest are on my list to read. My problem is that I read 10 books at once. I'll read a couple of chapters and/or half a book and then switch it up. My mind is strange like that. I don't why I do it but it just works.
I'm collecting books to have in my library one day. Wishful thinking, I know! My bookshelf is packed and the remaining books are now collecting on my desk and comic book short boxes.
There is this image I've always had of myself in a room like this or that. Some guys want the big bar (I would love to have this mini bar and whiskey set), big screen tv, and football memorabilia. I rather have the silence, in solitude, next to a fire, book in hand.
Remember, it's not hoarding if it's books. ;)
Binoculars, you say?
im assuming this is what you meant
I have a 40 yr. old version of this
http://www.amazon.com/Double-Sided-Binocular-Flask-Binoculars/dp/tags-on-product/B0021X2WQY
Google them they're just products made for smuggling booze. I've seen a dude at a Cubs game with some of these
Edit: Obviously those aren't the exact model, don't buy those the reviews are pretty bad
C'mon...gimme. I've wanted this book for a while now, haha.
As for the dream gift, these would be pretty awesome.
You two look absolutely amazing! :D But really, you two are just simply amazing anyways!
Minecraft Hoodie -$52.24
Respect Chemistry Beaker Mug- $34.90
Yoga Mat- $17.98
Magic the Gathering Avacyn Restored (AVR) Sealed Fat Pack- $63.95
Portal 2 Warning Signs Coasters- $18.95
Frola Cosmetics Professional 6 Colors Contour Face Power Foundation Makeup Palette #01- $11.95
Total: $199.97
Help yourself
http://www.amazon.com/Freedom-Flask-Hidden-Proof-Medical/dp/B006WV1HV2
Or this...
You've spotted a freedom flask in the wild. http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B006WV1HV2?pc_redir=1411945668&robot_redir=1
Either this
http://amzn.com/B00449U3K0
Or this
http://amzn.com/B006WV1HV2
i bought a degasser drill attachment on amazon, it works well for 1 gallon carboys
note - do not run drill at full speed
On amazon UK for £27, but a generic one. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Original-Shot-Flask-Built-Collapsible/dp/B0091LXV64
For the money yes. However, if you can afford it, a 1-6 or even a 1-8 would be cooler/better.
keep in mind this one has a very basic reticle.
That being said, I have this and it's solid.
Add this
(http://www.graniteridgeoutfitters.com/Aero-Precision-Ultralight-30mm-Scope-Mount-SPR-Anodized-Black-APRA210600.htm?categoryId=-1)
and this
(https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B009SPDU3C)
and you are set.
At the bar we have this ice crusher. Pretty fast and the ice is still comparable to the Lewis bag in terms of dryness.
I have this new one and I'm very happy with it: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00AVRZEFS
For vintage you want to be looking for Swing-A-Way. https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_nkw=ice+crusher+swing-A-way&_sacat=0&LH_TitleDesc=0&_sop=15
Nalgene? This one's for you....
https://www.amazon.com/Vapur-40026-Incognito-Foldable-Flexible/dp/B00EMDAI44/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1521320807&sr=8-5&keywords=ultralight+flask
I bought some sunscreen flasks this year from Amazon!
I've never had an issue. I've packed my own in cig tubes and put those in an old cig box, I've also just brought a pipe or two and loose. Security never went over every.little.thing. in my bag. I bring in two giant sneak flasks of moonshine every year without issue. I brought in two dozen wownies (salad brownies) my second year. (Plastic baby wipes container, baby wipe on top.)
Be friendly with the security staff and joke with them if you can, make 'em laugh. It distracts them a bit, puts them in a good mood.
A gal in line last year had a water bottle of vodka, not realising it had to be sealed to bring in liquid. I was wearing slip shorts (like bike shorts) under my dress. I just popped her bottle into the leg of my shorts and walked in with it for her.
You'll be fine.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00IJ63K86/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1457282309&sr=8-1&pi=SY200_QL40&keywords=suntan+lotion+flask&dpPl=1&dpID=51-F8RwEQhL&ref=plSrch
Browsing for disguisable flasks and came across this convincing review.
Old habits apparently don't have to die.
>Yes, I'm in high school. One teaches biology and biomedical sciences.
Brain specimen coasters: https://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-6104599-Brain-Specimen-Coasters/dp/B010BHGLG8
https://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-SYNCHKG064166-Brain-Specimen-Coasters/dp/B010BHGLG8 found a US amazon link
I was planning on getting one of these. For me its easier than being stuck with an entire bottle all at once, and its easy to spritz into fruit juice or something like that.
Let's have a little real talk. Are you a drinker or A DRINKER? When I'm taking a flask someplace it's because I plan to DRINK, possibly with a friend. Which means it needs to hold some volume. I have a couple of these:
http://www.amazon.com/Bormioli-Rocco-Fiaschetta-Glass-Pocket/dp/B0001UZOE6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1413324422&sr=8-1&keywords=bormioli+flask
Glass = no rust.
8.5 ounces = enough for a couple of real drinks.
$7 = not gonna cry when you lose/break it.
I use these for making vanilla extract but also for bringing bourbon to the park. Works well for both. There's a 17 oz one if you want to really go at it.
Maybe I just watched to much mad men or just miss that era but I honestly feel that every bro pad needs a decanter set for your whiskey. Amazon has some really nice ones for dirt cheap.
Mine.
A cheaper one.
I know its cheap but why not go with something like this, and then spend the rest on good whiskey.
Suggestions:
Whiskey glass set
French Press
Coffee
Coffee cake
Star Wars shirt
Star Wars shot glasses
Yoda coffee mug
Rookie mistake. You need these binoculars.
I know what you’re up to...
Solution. Get some glasses, smoke a bunch of cigarettes, and tell people it's a Martin Brody cosplay.
Pointing it out because it was pure and untainted joy. I was at the event and after the streak was broken I stood like for a while and then grabbed my binoculars and chugged whiskey until I nearly blacked out and almost don't remember the glorious main event.
Or something.
What is this amateur hour?
I would highly recommend a ninja drinking device, something like this:
http://www.amazon.com/Double-Sided-Binocular-Flask-Binoculars/dp/B0021X2WQY
> Not using Barnoculars
I own these coasters. I got them from thinkgeek, but it appears they are no longer for sale there.
Some googling found these links:
On a more serious note: bro
Thanks for the contest!
These are on my kitty wishlist
They last a while, they go nuts. There's no fur and they come in super cute funky colors.
I would love this for myself! Yay! Classy flasks.
Thank you for the contest!
Obtain a flask, order a soda, then take in to the bathroom stall and make your own mixed drink. This freedom flask will get past any pat down and can hold enough booze to cover you and all your friends.
http://smile.amazon.com/Freedom-Flask/dp/B006WV1HV2?sa-no-redirect=1
Freedom Flask. http://www.amazon.com/Freedom-Flask/dp/B006WV1HV2/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top?ie=UTF8
Or use a soft collapsible water bottle like this if you're bringing in a backpack and just place it at the bottom of the bag and cover it with stuff on top. Just make sure you get in line with a security person that isn't too thorough. My backpack has a extra compartment for a hydration bladder so I stuff it in there.
It's called a freedom flask and it's awesome. http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B006WV1HV2?pc_redir=1411945668&robot_redir=1
Tough to say as there are so many little hacks. I like these three the most though:
this
Works as well as what others posted but half the price. Otherwise, you could probably make your own for even cheaper if you're not the last type.
I have this thing:
http://www.amazon.com/Clean-Bottle-Express-Wine-DeGasser/dp/B007RT8U1S/ref=pd_sbs_k_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=0C5Y1WX765AG6J2B3W1E
Works good enough for me, and it takes a lot less energy than picking up a full 6 gallon carboy!
http://www.amazon.com/The-Original-Disposable-Flask-Black/dp/B008DGGW3C these plus the brief would help you avoid the hard flask aspect. I usually just put them in regular boxer briefs because they're usually tight enough to hold it in place anyways rather than spend $20 on one pair of the pocket briefs
Containers like these work great: http://www.amazon.com/Original-Disposable-Flask-Black-Set/dp/B008DGGW3C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1426368871&sr=8-1
60% of the time, it works 100% of the time:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Original-Disposable-Flask-Black/dp/B008DGGW3C
I snagged a few of these a while ago for smuggling booze into concerts. They clean out pretty easily and can be reused. They're durable enough if you don't abuse them.
fear cuts deeper than swords
1.) Something that is grey. probably the best thing invented.
2.) Something reminiscent of rain. who doesn't like doggy rain jackets? :3
3.) Something food related that is unusual. BACON
4.) Something on your list that is for someone other than yourself. Tell me who it's for and why. this item is something i would like to give to my boyfriend as a gift. he finally got his dream car on the road and we both love Judas priest.
5.) A book I should read! I am an avid reader, so take your best shot and tell me why I need to read it! this book is a classic. if you have seen the movie then the book is even better. along with my grandparents being back round actors in the original movie. look the book, love the movies.
6.) An item that is less than a dollar, including shipping... that is not jewelry, nail polish, and or hair related! cause its "cheap stuff"
7.) Something related to cats. I love cats! i would never get bored with this. or tiss on my wishlist :3
8.) Something that is not useful, but so beautiful you must have it. it's useless to me because i don't drink, but it's cool as fuck. (on wishlist, for my sister)
9.) A movie everyone should watch at least once in their life. Why? I loved this movie when i first watched it. it's interesting, keeps you watching and it doesnt start out boring like most "scary movies" do. it's a movie i would suggest to all. (on wishlist)
10.) Something that would be useful when the zombies attack. it explains itself.. but you can hold a lot of stuff while out hunting zombies!
11.) Something that would have a profound impact on your life and help you to achieve your current goals. my mother is a nail tech and i want to go to school as one so i can become one as well. this would help me become better at doing nails while i 'practice' on people.
12.) One of those pesky Add-On items. do you want a stinky toilet?
13.) The most expensive thing on your list. Your dream item. Why? i've always been a huge fan of sugar skulls and i would love this in my room. it's not a dream item but it is the highest priced item on my wishlist. i think it's beautiful.
14.) Something bigger than a bread box. on my wishlist. isn't it pretty? :)
15.) Something smaller than a golf ball. on my wishlist. " a golf ball weighs no more than 1.620 oz (45.93 grams), has a diameter not less than 1.680 in (42.67 mm)" my item is 1.25 in.
16.) Something that smells wonderful. i'm native american so i enjoy burning incense and sage. don't know about you, but it's a wonderful thing to me.
17.) A (SFW) toy. who doesn't like laser pointers? dog people. thats who.
18.) Something that would be helpful for going back to school. fuck, i'm 17 and i'd buy this for myself!
19.) Something related to your current obsession, whatever that may be. i'm obsessed with Judas Priest, as well as my boyfriend. i need to knew sweatshirt and i've been trying to convince my parents to get me this one. Turbo Love by Judas Priest is my boyfriend and I's song to each other, he just got his car on the road so his license plate is dedicated to that song. (wishlist item)
20.) Something that is just so amazing and awe-inspiring that I simply must see it. Explain why it is so grand. you may not think this is so amazing, but holy shit who wouldn't want to fucking float on a donut? i mean paint yourself yellow and just call yourself mothafuckinnn homer simpson! or this you'd have the best skinny dip of your life!
this was really fun! thank you :)
Had the same problem. Ended up just getting these for cheaper and they didn't break. Breakaway Nylon Coasters https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009SPDU3C?ref=yo_pop_ma_swf
https://www.amazon.com/Breakaway-Nylon-Coasters/dp/B009SPDU3C
I believe the original purpose of these was to attach a reel to a fly fishing rod.
These guys work great and are half price as the Vortex for two.
I got this hand-crank ice crusher a few years ago after seeing it posted on Reddit. It takes some effort, but it works great. It wouldn't be good for more than 2-4 drinks at once, but for my wife and me it works fine.
Would something like this thing work? I'd hope that I could find something closer to the Alaskan ice Crusher for less than 230 on etsy,
but that one also looks to take up half of someone's yard!
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00AVRZEFS/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1480549249&sr=8-1&pi=SY200_QL40&keywords=hand+crank+ice+crusher&dpPl=1&dpID=31LNZSqasXL&ref=plSrch
Awesome - that's the plan. I decided to buy this since it seemed small and cheap:
http://www.amazon.com/Vapur-40026-Incognito-Flask-Grey/dp/B00EMDAI44?ie=UTF8&psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00
For the bourbon
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00EMDAI44/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_apa_i_MuqQDbTP545DB
I get one like this and put it in my boxer briefs next to my junk and then I get a large Coke.
My sister had a set of these and used them at the beach to great success.
http://www.amazon.com/GoPong-Hidden-Sunscreen-Alcohol-2-Pack/dp/B00IJ63K86/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1407708410&sr=8-1&keywords=sunscreen+flask
https://www.amazon.ca/GoPong-Hidden-Sunscreen-Alcohol-2-Pack/dp/B00IJ63K86/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1459261892&sr=8-1&keywords=sunscreen+flasks
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"Sunscreen"
I bought these on Amazon they look pretty legit
GoPong Sport Bottle Sunscreen Flask 2 Pack, Includes Funnel and Liquor Bottle Pour Spout https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01DF6VVLM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_wC.Wzb592K819
GoPong Hidden Lotion Flask, Sneak Alcohol Anywhere, 3-Pack https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LK0OQFE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_HD.Wzb6R7VT87
I'm bringing these. Traditional flasks are metal and will trip metal detectors
Get these the next time you go!. Wear a belt and put the nozzle above the belt line and you can sneak in liquor easily. Best tip I can give anyone going to an event :) Then you can just get some soda and mix!
plastic flasks!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00SLUOC14/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_JgUXAb8F7PYJ6
Plastic flask.
These plastic bag flasks are awesome for more than just hockey games. And yeah, never had a problem.
Here, people cant gift if you dont have a wishlist, but here are 2 links to get you started on your wishlist building!!
https://smile.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-6104599-Brain-Specimen-Coasters/dp/B010BHGLG8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1474510087&sr=8-1&keywords=brain+coaster
https://smile.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-6160549-Anatomic-Specimen-Coasters/dp/B015USDHO2/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1474510087&sr=8-2&keywords=brain+coaster
Brain Slice Coasters:
https://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-6104599-Brain-Specimen-Coasters/dp/B010BHGLG8
If you are a guy, pick up a pair of these and a few of these. Don't fill up the flask all the way. Walk around a little bit and see how it feels. Once you are in the fest you can take it out and put it in your pocket or your pack and refill your drinks as you go! We do it at almost every fest we go to. Its a little harder for females but you can fill up zip lock bags and put them in your bra for a little push up. You can't sneak in much but its better then nothing if you already plan on sneaking some in.
I've started to use an iSi Soda Siphon.
I bought a pound of this about six weeks ago. There's nothing wrong with it, but I hugely overestimated how much of it I could drink. On the upside, it makes great iced tea, and is wonderful carbonated.
At the end of the day, I like a lot more variety. The additional cost of buying 100g at a time is worth it.
It doesn't exactly break the bank to just buy one of these, especially if you have to go out and buy the parts for the DIY version anyhow.
I got one of these to make fancy drinks for my wife when she was pregnant. Carbonated juices are awesome.
http://www.amazon.com/iSi-2248-Siphon-Brushed-Aluminum/dp/B00007JXR7/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1313090721&sr=8-1
If you want something for life, get a standard old-school soda bottle from iSi. There are plastic parts on the inside of the metal bottle but they can all be replaced if they wear out. I have been using one for about 7 years now when I make summer cocktails. http://www.amazon.com/iSi-2248-Siphon-Brushed-Aluminum/dp/B00007JXR7
I've went to a soda maker. Taste really depends on the water you use. You local restaurant supply store should be able to get you one, or you can get them online amazon. Charges are cheep, running you around $0.50 per liter of water.
I bought one of these, love it and use it daily. http://www.amazon.com/iSi-2248-Siphon-Brushed-Aluminum/dp/B00007JXR7/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1343706808&sr=8-2&keywords=seltzer+maker cartridges are about $1/piece.
An iSi Soda siphon.
LPT: Slice up an apple and put it in a soda charger. Exact same effect.
Wow. Or you could buy one of these, and no blow you're hand off.
I've seen dry ice explode in a plastic bottle before, I wouldn't even think about attempting this.
So, I make most of my syrups (except orgeat, really), and I've found that these work really well. I also have some flasks, and I use one of those for homemade grenadine as well. And this is what I use for homemade Irish Cream, as well as an infinity bottle.
None of these things are a requirement, my first batches of simple syrup were stored in an empty red vinegar bottle after washing, and my first batch of Irish Cream was stored in an empty Absolut vodka bottle. I just figured I could lend some ideas for if you want to pick up some glass bottles. Naturally, there might be better, but I haven't had to replace these, so I figure they're good enough.
http://www.amazon.com/Bormioli-Rocco-Fiaschetta-Glass-Pocket/dp/B0001UZOE6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1427144099&sr=8-1&keywords=glass+flask
http://www.amazon.com/Bormioli-Rocco-389130MBB321990-Pocket-Flask/dp/B003R0GU0E/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1427144099&sr=8-3&keywords=glass+flask
http://www.amazon.com/Clear-Glass-Woozy-Bottles-12/dp/B00LYWDK00/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1427144142&sr=8-3&keywords=woozy+bottle
Here you go.
edit: Here's another that's actually in stock at the moment.
monkey? this would be cool I guess.
No, it's from this decanter set.
http://www.amazon.com/Bormioli-Rocco-Selecta-7-Piece-Whiskey/dp/B000WA9ROI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1382636702&sr=8-1&keywords=decanter+set
Sorry not sorry for last night's drunken break down but you really need to step your alcohol game up. People judge on that shit. All the bottles I listed are under $25 at my local liquor store. And do more than just mixers Get yourself a cocktail shaker, a jigger and a mudler and learn to make some drinks. It's really not that hard and people will be impressed as fuck. Want to take it a step further? Get one of these bad fuckers and some nice glassware. bar glassware shouldn't be optional and you can pick up some nice stemware for cheap. Go get some big ice cub silicon molds and fill with filtered water. Use those in place of ice cubes. It's all about perception. If a girl were to come over and you made her a nice drink with a beautiful presentation, she'd be blown away vs the banal rum and coke. One I like;
Give that a good shake and strain over a cube/burg. Garnish with cucumber wheel and basil sprig. I cook a lot so I have both ingredients on hand frequently.
Alcohol should have expression. Don't buy shit to pander to people, buy what you like. If you really really like new amsterdam and jose cuervo then fine do you but spend a few extra $$ and show that you really care. For the record, cuervo gold is just cuervo silver with additives.
This is the best flask.
Flasks are definitely the way to go. I have a flask that looks like a pair of binoculars that I take every year. Walk right through security with it hanging around my neck, no questions have ever been asked. I also take it out to COTA.
[http://www.amazon.com/Double-Sided-Binocular-Flask-Binoculars/dp/B0021X2WQY]
Buy those binoculars that double as a flask
probably thought it was a flask https://www.amazon.com/Forum-Novelties-52943-Double-Binocular/dp/B0021X2WQY
https://www.amazon.com/Forum-Novelties-Double-Sided-Binocular/dp/B0021X2WQY
Here you go my friend!
Barnoculars Binocular Flask https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004ECHU5I/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_tA3pDbSMQN44T
Your welcome
Barnoculars
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005S4ETXM/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1372950743&sr=8-1&pi=SL75
Or here for $18.80 and free shipping if you have prime
This is a really cool flask!
Oh man. This Map Flask is awesome and I think you need it!!!!
And I need these curtains for my bedroom....
And I think you had a breakfast burrito!
deputydawg!
Thanks for the contest!
I think you should buy this hip flask! because 1) it's gorgeous 2) it's a hip flask! and 3) stress relief = whiskey :p
And Despicable Me is my stress relief - and my boyfriend hasn't seen it!
I think you had bacon for breakfast today... Or maybe I just want bacon :/
Always need one of these!
Thanks for this contest! (only couldnt find or make #6 :()
Looks like it's called a Freedom Flask ........classy
Link to buy it since OP is a scumbag
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00F5JDD1O/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o08_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
These are seriously great. I've used them to take pipes into festivals too. Makes it kinda awkward on the walk in, but if you just keep it so that it doesn't stick out, you're good. Haven't failed me once.
I also have this for sneaking in booze in larger quantities. Used it 3 times so far. The first 2 times, no problem. The 3rd time, security felt it on the pat down and mentioned it, but they could tell it was just something squishy and let it go. (they are really only concerned about weapons, but if you are obvious about your stash, they'll jack you)
The crotch "Freedom" Flask
https://www.amazon.com/Freedom-Flask/dp/B006WV1HV2
Yeah don't expect to get anything in that isn't concealed well somewhere. Alcohol is tough because it takes up so much space. My basic rule for any festival is not to bring in anything I can't hide in my crotch. You could order one of these https://www.amazon.com/Freedom-Flask/dp/B006WV1HV2
Like this?
http://www.amazon.com/Freedom-Flask/dp/B006WV1HV2
My wife uses a Freedom Flask each ACL. Works wonders, and we simply buy sprites or teas and pour in some Dripping Springs vodka from the flask.
It's definitely a flask. I thought about getting one but I can't get over the dispensing method.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B006WV1HV2?pc_redir=1411945668&robot_redir=1
OK well I'll give you my recipe, here's what you'll need:
1 large stock pot 30-32 quarts is what you're shooting for. I got mine at Walmart for much less than this.
Yeast nutrient I prefer fermaid K but you can use Fermax, avoid DAP for a while it's kinda rough to dial in for a novice and can cause funky stuff to happen.
Campden Tablets
Wine Tannin
Some form of CO2, you can use Wine Preservation spray or if you paintball like me, fill your tanks up at the local place, and just use a regulator to dispense it.
WLP-099 for yeast. You can also use Wyeast 4347 if you want it to finish a bit sweeter.
You need a bathtub full of apples (not kidding) this is about ~100-150 pounds. I live in New England and buy cider apples for cheap money when they're in season from an orchard.
18-21 pounds of honey depending on which yeast you're using and if you want it to finish sweet or dry, I like to use orange blossom honey for this recipe, but anything light such as clover or some wildflower honeys will work. If you go with the Wyeast stuff stick with 18 pounds, if you're using the White Labs stuff and you still want some residual sweetness, go for 21 pounds.
A juicer to crush your apples. You could do this manually, but you will hate your life.
A Carboy stirrer or a Wine Whip You could use a super long stainless steel spoon, but in all honesty these do a much better job.
A big ass primary bucket this is what I use now, but if you've got a pair of 6.5 gallon buckets you're good too. I drilled a hole in the top for my "dry airlock" These open at 0.25 PSI, and they're both indestructible and cheap, plus you'll never have to worry about forgetting to fill your airlocks.
2 6.5 gallon glass carboys (these will be MUCH cheaper locally due to shipping costs)
1 All in One Wine Pump with a 10" house filter setup You can get the 1 and 5 micron filters cheaper on Amazon then the site they link there, and for the 0.5 micron finishing filter you get that HERE
Start with a bathtub full of apples with the stopper in, after the tub is full, fill around the apples with hot water. let that soak overnight to loosen up the dirt and hydrate the apples as well as you can. All hot water, no cold for this. Stir up the apples gently.
Wash the apples in bunches the next day, I have my kids help me with this, any ones with bad spots they put aside so I can either reject them outright or just cut the bad spots off. Cut the apples into quarters, only remove the stem and any leaves don't worry about the core or seeds or anything else. Any bad spots or worm eaten apples throw into the garbage.
Run all of the cleaned apples through a juicer. Put the pulp into your big primary bucket & put the juice into your big ass pot.
Heat the juice to 200 degrees, add 3 to 3.5 pounds of honey per gallon of juice (depends on what yeast you're using) and stir until well mixed (and still at 200 degrees.) This is to pasteurize the apple juice and kill any wild yeast or other microbes. Don't boil it, 200 degrees is fine. You should have about 7-7.5 gallons of juice from a full bathtub of apples plus a crapload of solids.
Add 1 teaspoon of Fermaid K nutrient, 1/2 teaspoon wine tannin, and 2 crushed campden tablets, stir that bitch up good.
Pour that on to the apple solids in each bucket. Mix it quickly, and make sure it's still at least 185 degrees F. This will pasteurize your apple solids. If it is under 185 degrees, then either pour in some boiling water and get it back to temperature OR siphon some juice out, reheat that stuff and pour it back. This is the ONLY time you can add ANY water, and if you're quick with the apple juice you won't need boiling water and it will turn out MUCH better.
Wait 24 hours.
Pitch your yeast. For this brew I make a big ass starter of the WLP-099 or the Wyeast 4347. With 3.5 pounds of honey per gallon plus the 100% apple juice liquids, I end up with around 35-37 Brix, giving me a high potential alcohol. The WLP-099 typically eats it nicely if step fed and aerated daily for the first week to give around 22-23% ABV while still finishing sweet with 3 pounds per gallon of honey and the Wyeast 4347 it will finish slightly sweet at around 20-21% ABV.
Let it sit on the apple mash for 30 days, for the first week use the Carboy stirrer to mix it up good, every 3 days add 1/3 teaspoon yeast nutrient for the first 9 days (so initial addition during creation of the must, and an additional 1/3 teaspoon on days 3, 6 and 9 so 2 teaspoons total fermaid K.)
Let the mash sit unmolested from day 12 to day 30.
Siphon that off into glass carboys for secondary.
For this step I normally pull the mead through a 5 micron and then a 1 micron filter (both in a single pass with my filtration setup) this doesn't remove the yeast, but it makes sure no apple particulate is transferred into your secondary. It will still be very cloudy though, to the point where it is opaque, that's fine.
Hit the carboys with some CO2, either from wine preservation spray or the paintball canister setup like I said.
This is where I add spices and any other flavor. I have made a number of differently spiced Cysers, but my typical secondary includes 1/16 teaspoon of ground cloves, 1/8 teaspoon cardamom, 1/4 teaspoon of freshly ground nutmeg, 1/2 teaspoon of freshly ground cinnamon.
After 30 more days I rack it off that, passing it once again through the 5 and 1 micron filters.
Then I hit it with CO2 to prevent oxidation and bulk age it. It doesn't move for at least 6 months, 12 if I can leave the carboys full for that long. After 2-3 months aging you can swap to a solid bung as you don't need the airlock anymore.
The mead will clear during aging. When it's transparent, it is ready to bottle. I do one more pass from my carboy through a 0.5 micron filter into another carboy, then siphon into my bottling bucket. I don't like bottling with my vacuum pump I suck at it and just make a big ass mess.
Yea it's a lot of work, but it's some of the best Cyser you'll ever have, and it's got one helluva kick so take care when you drink it.
I use this thing. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007RT8U1S?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
Transfer wort to fermenter stick this thing in attached to a drill and let it rip.
Edit: Just realized NZ. Have you checked AliExpress, you might be able to get something drop shipped reasonably? Other options are to use a pond pump and infusion stone, or to get an oxygen welding tank. Whirlpooling really doesn't need to be done with a drill FWIW. It's more about getting all the break/trub in one spot so you don't clog pumps. Hop utilization will be just find in a hop stand with some gentle stirring.
Finally, the counterpoint to oxygenation is hitting with a well sized starter. Even if you don't have a stir plate, if you can source a 1G / 4L jug, you can do the "shaken not stirred" starter method, which will minimize the need for additional oxygen prior to yeast pitch.
Still wouldn't recommend a paint mixer. These can be made with not-acid-safe metals and coatings, and who knows what kind of crap may leach out of the plastics and adhesives that hold them together. Sure you can get away with it and it won't kill you immediately, but given the risk, and the fact that it will be used every brew, I'd be a little more selective about my equipment.
There's actually a bunch of these available as "Wine Whip" or "Wine Degasser" on amazon, such asthis.NorCal Brewingmakes a really nice stainless one that isn't too expensive.Having made mead before, the only reason to stir/agitate is to remove carbon dioxide, or "degas" as it's called.
Are you doing staggered nutrient additions? If yes, then I advise stirring for 5 minutes or so with a degasser like this one which is what I used for my first few batches with great success, but any type of degassing wand from your LHBS will work for this purpose.
If not, I do not recommend daily stirring at all until primary fermentation is completed. Doing so does add risk of contamination and oxidation without any real benefit. The reason you'd want to do it when adding nutrients is because doing so without degassing will cause a huge foam-over. Ask me how I know.
In either case, I do not suggest shaking, or you're going to have a huge mess on your hands. Go to your local supplier and spend the $10-$15 for the proper tool.
I now use a vacuum pump to degas my wine/mead which is more expensive but easier, faster, and less risk of contamination.
Seriously though if you shake an active fermentation it's going to explode on you.
I use one of these in buckets and a 1 gallon test jug. Seems to work pretty well.
Clean Bottle Express Wine/Beer DeGasser https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007RT8U1S/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_mpp8ybF1RJC5Z
There are a bunch of different styles of degassers that would probably all work.
I've had pretty good results with this one. It's basically just weed trimmer cord on the end of a plastic dowel rod, but it gets the job done.
Two options: wine whip (you can use other things on hand with the same effect like some stiff wire that's been sanitized) and Fermcap-S.
Not really sure how effective Fermcap is when degassing (never tried it) - it's mainly just to prevent excessive foam during fermentation, not while actively mixing it up. Very, very careful use of a wine whip is probably your best bet. However, it's really not the end of the world if you don't degas at all.
I'm using this beer/wine degasser with a drill to mix/stir/degas in a carboy. Search for "wine whip" or "wine degasser" to see similar tools.
I use my wine whip to mix must, aerate and of course degas. One of the best tools you can get.
These flasks are great for sneaking on liquor, just fold them into your pants in your suitcase. Then you can buy a soda card and mix drinks in your room. You can also order virgin drinks for half the price of alcoholic drinks and add your own alcohol. Most cruise lines let you carry on one bottle of wine per guest.
Don't book excursions through carnival, they are always overpriced. Just do a little research about your ports and you can find lots of fun things to do. A lot of times you can find similar tours for much cheaper.
They will try to sell you a bunch of stuff the first day. It's worth it to drop by the spa because they often do raffles on the first day where you can win a free spa treatment. Stay away from the gym, they will likely be trying to sell you some miracle herbal supplement.
Another extremely sneaky frugal thing I do is bring sandwich bags - I'll fill them with a sandwich or fruit or granola at breakfast to have a free snack/lunch later when you're off the ship. Eat large breakfasts so you don't have to spend too much money in port. Snag an apple or banana for later when you're at breakfast.
Remember that they are constantly trying to sell you stuff - duty free perfumes, cheesy portraits, "fine art", excursions, spa treatments...so it might be best to set a budget beforehand and decide which things you want to spend money on.
similar, but $300.
Name: "Shot Flask"
$18
Purchase Link:
https://www.amazon.com/Original-Shot-Flask-Built-Collapsible/dp/B0091LXV64
8oz flask with shot glass!
This throw lever is seriously amazing! I broke one but it was when I took a spill down into a creek and my rifle just kept going. But for $20 you get 2 of them and all I did was put blue Loctite on the threads of the wheel thing and it's absolutely rock solid! And it's nice and big, and will fit any other scope every made basically.
So just google something like “fastfire 45 offset” and go to images. I spent a lot of time thinking through my “one gun” optic set up. After trying a few options this is what I settled on and I am glad I did. It’s lighter than a lot of options (I.e. strike Eagle) and it provides a broader range.
Also these are an excellent budget option for a throw lever.
https://www.amazon.com/Breakaway-Nylon-Coasters/dp/B009SPDU3C
Fuck amazon though, Bezos is anti gun.
Out of curiosity, is there any advantage to a Lewis bag over a simple hand cranked ice crusher like this?
this little dude performed admirably through a tiki-heavy summer for me.
ill admit its not the prettiest or most solid-feeling thing in the world, but its super cheap, gets the job done, and i find it more practical than smashing shit with a hammer (mostly because im in a crowded apartment)
buy yourself one of these puppies:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00AVRZEFS/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o07_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Grinds 4 cups of ice in course or fine. About as low tech as you can get, but works well for home use (and parties). Well worth the $23 bucks!
Nalgene makes a nice plastic flask. Cap is also a 1oz shot measurer/glass. Link.
That said, you can also get collapsable/flexible ones like this.
This is the one I bought. Do you suggest I try and hide/bury it in my bag or make it somewhat visible to not draw suspicion?
usually my go-tos at festivals are the Gyros and the Lo Mein, but last year was my first time at EF and I hit up the two classics: Peace Love Tacos and Spicy Pie. Y'all were raving about both these fellas so I had to try it (much like Saturday Night String Cheese). A+ all around.
Also, the fresh squeezed lemonades are crucial, especially when combined with this nifty little trick
It looks like sunscreen, but really ... it's better. ;) I don't have to tell you what it'll help you do! Haha.
http://www.amazon.com/GoPong-Hidden-Sunscreen-Alcohol-2-Pack/dp/B00IJ63K86/
Allow me:
Sunscreen Flask
or
For the ladies, fake tampon flasks.
We've gotten booze into the most stringent of music festivals this way - the back of the bottle does say THIS IS A FLASK if you look closely, but security usually just sees the orange tube and moves on.
(might not help for a night game in the winter, though.)
I somehow got one of these past security last year filled to the brim with fireball. Just make sure you tape the top because they are not leak-proof.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00IJ63K86/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o06_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Was curious, and it turns out that /u/aMiracleAtJordanHare is completely correct
https://www.amazon.com/GoPong-Hidden-Lotion-Alcohol-Anywhere/dp/B00LK0OQFE/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1501698823&sr=8-2&keywords=lotion+flasks
Lotion execpt it's not
Hair Brush, except it's a 5oz flask
Boozebrella except ...well actually the name says it all
https://www.amazon.com/Concealable-Reusable-Cruise-Flask-Anywhere/dp/B00O84199K/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=clear+plastic+flask&qid=1564779733&s=gateway&sr=8-3
/u/Tullyswimmer
here's the ticket
https://www.amazon.com/Concealable-Reusable-Cruise-Alcohol-Anywhere/dp/B00O84199K/ref=sr_1_2_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1549560135&sr=8-2-spons&keywords=plastic+flask&psc=1
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Then stuff it where it fits. i.e. boobs or crotch.
You can fill up one of these with liquor and put it in your pants. Works like a charm.
Concealable And Reusable Cruise Flask Kit Sneak Alcohol Anywhere - 3 x 8 oz + 1 funnel https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00O84199K/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_kaAbBb6H6JMHX
Happy smuggling!!!
It truly does depend on the security guard you have. My 'never fail' way is taping / trying soft plastic flasks to my inner thighs. I can get about 10 shots in that way.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00O84199K/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1464288619&sr=8-1&pi=SY200_QL40&keywords=plastic+flask&dpPl=1&dpID=51B40Dr2juL&ref=plSrch
I wore all my ice fishing gear. Wool bibs, wool socks, long underwear, carhart coat, stocking cap and gloves and I was good to go. I bought plastic pouch flasks on amazon for extra concealment but they were totally unnecessary. They barely even wanded the fans and pretty much gave up on searching anyone. I'm pretty sure I drank beer right up to the front gate but to be honest there was a lot of fireball going on at the tailgate so it's a tad hazy.....
here you go
I read that you like cows, so you should just search "cow décor" on amazon. they have a loth of cute stuff like measuring cups, pillows, and this; https://www.amazon.com/ArtKisser-Modern-Colorful-Decoration-Stretched/dp/B0775N6B35/ref=sr_1_4?s=home-garden&rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1538201495&sr=1-4&keywords=cow+decor&refinements=p_76%3A1249155011
https://www.amazon.com/Pavilion-Gift-Company-23130-Measuring/dp/B01CI42HEM/ref=sr_1_7?s=home-garden&rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1538201495&sr=1-7&keywords=cow+decor&refinements=p_76%3A1249155011
but heres a bunch of stupid crap I like.
brain slide anatomy coasters; https://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-SYNCHKG064166-Brain-Specimen-Coasters/dp/B010BHGLG8/ref=sr_1_5?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1538200862&sr=1-5&keywords=brain+coasters
I really like this dragon cookie jar; https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00O8Y0LJO/?coliid=IW4I8QZBWUA7G&colid=WXSUBMXW9K3C&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it theres also a tardis one that makes sounds, and a gnome eating cookies.
cool kitchen use stuff; https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007AX9OUM/?coliid=ID8UMU17SQSF1&colid=WXSUBMXW9K3C&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074MHZRSM/?coliid=I3RINK5O63HTR5&colid=YFZFVCR6VRHH&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
adorable rug (has matching pillow cases available); https://www.amazon.com/dp/B078C4RVFJ/?coliid=I3RJJRID6JZ3GF&colid=YFZFVCR6VRHH&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
rechargeable batteries. not home décor, but useful; https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009NEKAEK/?coliid=IC6ZYEWUHH0MK&colid=1X21P3LK0LROK&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it&th=1
salt lamp: https://www.amazon.com/Himalayan-Purifying-Natural-Forest-4-4-5lbs/dp/B07GR5XX2J/ref=sr_1_15?s=furniture&rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1538202028&sr=1-15&keywords=salt+lamp&refinements=p_76%3A1249155011%2Cp_72%3A1248915011
edit: im sorry, I dont know how to make the links shorter.
Buy these and bring all the liquor you want
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B073VLT6N8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_WiMSBbNFECRPC
just tuck a couple in your waistband and enjoy
Get some of these bag boys. Put in underwear or where ever else you think they won't check. Diversify locations and perhaps get help from your friends so if one gets found it's no biggie.
Here is the one thing that will fix nearly everything in this thread that people say to “prepare for”. With this item. You are prepared for fucking everything.
I usually buy two about a month before the start of each season. They fit under jorts or khakis alike and helps make new friends everywhere. Wearing this means you dont give a fuck about the game in a hurricane, SEC humidity or that cold shit thats frozen and falls out of the sky (i think its called snow)
[Freedom Flask](Freedom Flask https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006WV1HV2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_lyPdBbE9K0HA4)
This is not a paid advertisement. But it can be.... i fucking love this thing so much ive gone to sleep with it a few times.
Honestly if I'm doing anything more rugged than car camping, I just bring a flask.
These are good for backpacking, lightweight and they collapse.
This one is great, it holds quite a bit more than your standard 8oz flask. And the blue cap pops off to act as a kind of cup. I guess it doesn't help a lot if you're trying to drink with more than one person. Bonus points it will fit in your sock and get past metal detectors ;)
Otherwise maybe just go with some of those disposable shot glasses you can get for parties? I have a pack that I've brought along if a lot of people might want to take little tasters of. Like this
http://www.amazon.com/Double-Sided-Binocular-Flask-Binoculars/dp/B0021X2WQY
Works every dang time.