Or use these!

egg cooker for egg cooking

shark bed for pet snoozing

squatty potty for help pooping

The exact one from the gif is this one:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003XKEK50/ref=mp_s_a_1_6_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1542291653&sr=8-6&keywords=tube+squeezer&dpPl=1&dpID=41Y0ZSR6cTL&ref=plSrch

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B018PT1UD8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_s1rVAbST3Q121

A tube wringer or tube crimper. Here's an Amazon link for one that my sibling bought me as a Christmas gift (as they always squeezed the tube from the center and drove me insane). They got it half-jokingly, half-serious, but it's seriously such a great tool and I get every last bit of toothpaste out.

YES. SO TRUE! My boyfriend and I kept telling ourselves stuff like "they can't be that good, we don't need one, blah blah."

We finally bought one because he saw a sale and we LOVE IT. We also got a squatty potty stool and it is great. The experience of pooping has been transformed. You can get both for like $60 or $70 bucks total on amazon.

Our bidet is this one and I got this squatty potty.

OP, seriously. Bidet. Squatty potty. You won't regret it. Except maybe you will then regret that not every toilet in your life is as richly equipped as the one at home. Pooping elsewhere sucks ):

i researched on this, they do the same way as fat ppl

use a 'bottom budy'

You need to upgrade your pooping experience.

https://www.amazon.com/Toothpaste-Squeezer-Wringer-Artist-Painter/dp/B01MT2A6WP

Lot of good info here, but a few things are missing:

• Use a sitz bath. Place it over the toilet seat, fill it with warm water and Epsom salts, and browse reddit for about fifteen minutes. Do this twice a day.
  
  
• Use a Squatty Potty when you poop. It shifts the position of your abdominal muscles, allowing you to pass doodoo more easily and without straining. The last thing you want to do is squeeze that little fucker out even further.
  
  
• Wipe your bum with medicated wipes. In addition to quenching the fire down below, they also feel goddam luxurious. Some people might tell you they're bad for your septic tank or sewage system. These people are damn, dirty liars. Do it anyway.
  
  
• Sit on an ass donut any time you need to be seated for a while. In the car, at the office, having tea with the Queen -- the Ass Donut™ goes wherever you go!
  
  Several commenters have suggested using Preparation H or some other sort of cream. Do that, too. With abandon. Don't be shy about it, neither. Eventually, your new buttmate will quietly slink away into nameless oblivion.
  
  Source: Had a few buttmates of my own.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/B003LUDNIM/R5HVAX7XMKUOV?ref_=glimp_1rv_cl

Dudes other review is pretty good as well..

You need one of these

We are ahead of you in pooping techniques. You guys recently learned about squatting benefits and started buying these https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B00ESKVN7W

Well that's the real reason this was invented. So you can squat over the toilet and still get below parallel.

Much less expensive and equally effective.

Simon Stelz Toothpaste Tube Squeezer Dispenser- 5 Pack. Makes a great stocking stuffer https://www.amazon.com/dp/B018PT1UD8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_NNy7Bb464DNQS

This thing.

*edit*

The reviews on this thing are golden!

Toothpaste tube squeezer.

Even better, get a stadium buddy.

"I wipe my ass with paper on a stick"

You too can benefit from better pooping posture with only 24.99 down!

https://smile.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B007BISCT0

A Squatty Potty and a cat shaped toilet brush holder. These items were called "My husband didn't want to come pick out items, so I got all the stuff I wanted!"

We got both items at our bridal shower!

Ladies, I invested in a squatty potty and it's been a god send! I have major constipation this time around and I can tell it will be my savior post partum. First time around I was just like you!

Legit? They use a stick that holds TP.

It's pretty fucking gross to think about it.

I don't think I could get to the point where buying that is a better option than not stuffing my fat ass with 10k calories a day.

They have this already
http://www.amazon.com/FLIPPER-Reliable-Inexpensive-Toilet-Lifter/dp/B0052SVSQ0/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1372790512&sr=8-2&keywords=toilet+lid+pedal

http://www.amazon.com/Long-Reach-Comfort-Wipe-1/dp/B001G70QW8

Holy shit this is real. At first, I thought it was the wrong item..then I noticed the use in the picture is...awkward...then I noticed... "Great for personal hygiene."

Oh God.

We live in a fucked world where this sort of thing exists:

http://www.amazon.com/Kinsman-Enterprises-Inc-91021179-Bottom/dp/B000G39ZIY

I generally don't even post here or read this sub, but I got redirected from another sub and happened upon this. Being a guy that's overweight and actively taking steps (and succeeding) to lose weight, I felt like responding.

1. No shit. BMI is used as a baseline. If you look like Brock Lesner or Dwayne Johnson, you're not paying any attention to the BMI.

2. All? No, of course not. Nobody with a brain fails to acknowledge that there are several disorders and diseases that can cause obesity regardless of diet or activity level. However, it's reasonable to state that most obese people have poor diets and low activity levels.

3. Of course fat itself isn't unhealthy. Being obese is the symptom, not the illness. Excess body fat is simply a sign that you're leading an unhealthy lifestyle.

4. You're right, it doesn't. A lot of people simply don't give enough of a fuck to change anything. I know people that smoke, know it's unhealthy, and just don't care. There are smokers that have strong willpower, too. There's also a difference between being unable to quit an unhealthy habit and simply not wanting to.

5. Yeah, it is real. It's just as real as the negative impact of high obesity rates on the medical industry. Oh, and the poor hygiene thing? Yeah, well, they make ass wiping sticks for people that are so fat they can't wipe their own asses. I doubt those are as effective or as dexterous as the human hand wielding them.

6. There's a difference there, too. I don't shame people that are fat, I shame people that are fat by their own volition and act like it's not their fault. Look, if you're fat and you know why and don't care, good for you. It's your body. If you're fat and hate everyone that's not fat? Yeah, fuck you. The traffic flows both ways, bitch.

7. I'm not even sure this stereotype exists. Everyone over the age of twelve has heard the term "chubby chaser" once or twice.

8. No shit. See #4.

9. Context is everything. I'm pretty sure "Move your fat ass." is very much an insult directed at the size of the individual's posterior.

Not sure if this is sarcasm or not so I'll comment this anyways.

It does exist.

although it has bad reviews

http://www.amazon.com/FLIPPER-Reliable-Inexpensive-Toilet-Lifter/dp/B0052SVSQ0

Squatty Potty

Price: $25

Product Link

Gifsauce

Think this thing is weird? It sort of is, but its healthy as fuck, and will help you shit like a motherfucker. Now, don't get me wrong, I hate having white plastic anywhere in my house, I wish I could get everything made out of stainless steel, obsidian or slate, but the utility of these things really makes up for being unsightly - because being healthy makes you less unsightly anyway.

I went about 6 weeks not being allowed to get wet on my body due to catheters being placed and needing to heal, so no showing our baths. I bought no rinse body wipes from Amazon and went to fantastic sams and got my hair washed and blow dried once a week for 15 dollars. It's not the same. It's not. But it really went a long way to bridge the gap. The wipes are nice, you can heat them in the microwave and they aren't really scented as I have really sensitive skin.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00008QQN2/ref=mp_s_a_1_6_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1518837927&sr=8-6&keywords=no+shower+body+wipes

If links aren't allowed, I'm sorry!!

Airplane water isn't exactly clean....

If you somehow can't shower before or after your flight and for some reason need to clean yourself miles above the ground, I would just pack some shower wipes they are designed for it after all...

Ladies and gentlemen... problem solved.

Buy this and this.

"Flushable" is not a claim that is strongly regulated though.

I highly recommend this product as someone who also goes through a lot of small tubes of steroid cream. You'd be surprised on how much is still left in there.

https://www.amazon.com/Toothpaste-Squeezer-Wringer-Artist-Painter/dp/B01MT2A6WP/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?keywords=tube+squeezer&qid=1557162950&s=gateway&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1

You're looking for this:

https://www.amazon.com/Fabrication-91021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY

You use your paper on it.

I got these shower wipes on Amazon. They work pretty well. Defense Soap Body Wipes 40 Count https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001G7Z0RO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_3nuTAbZR723C8

OK, but there are easier ways.

1. https://www.amazon.com/Duro-Med-Portable-Wearable-Mens-Urinal/dp/B000FHAMX8/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1493773462&sr=8-1&keywords=mens+catheter
   
   
2. https://www.ebay.com/p/?iid=281993694915&lpid=82&&&ul_noapp=true&chn=ps

Here's how some wipe

You're not joking, I found one. http://www.amazon.com/Living-XL-91021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY

Warning, Amazon link. Clicking this link may make Amazon think you are morbidly obese and change your product recommnedations to god knows what. Might actually be kind of funny. Beware.

There are adaptive tools for her issue.
https://www.amazon.com/Hygienease-Technologies-091021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY

I once knew someone (with a normal BMI) who used one of these butt-wiping sticks after he had surgery:

http://www.amazon.com/Long-Reach-Comfort-Wipe-1/dp/B001G70QW8

His range of motion was limited, but he REALLY did not want another person helping.

One of the top-rated reviews on this product is from a guy who weighs 500 pounds, so it apparently also works for the morbidly obese.

Eww. Why wouldn’t you clean it/around it before photographing?


I mean, ideally you’d clean it every use, but if you can’t handle that then at least don’t let strangers know you’re disgusting.


Edited- decided to look up how much a new one costs... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001HP7AQE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_pYUCDb7GX27SE

Try pooping the way nature intended-by squatting. Read some of the reviews for a product that makes it easier here!

I'm checking out their Amazon page and it's hilarious the description of how/why the squatty potty works. I wonder how many sales they're gonna make after the publicity of denouncing her. Probably more than they made with her commercial lol

I just have one like this which I think I actually stole from my parents...

You just rinse but don't use it on the ACTUAL bits. Since you are using a chemical to dissolve the hair you do need to be careful.

Since the anus, and especially your actual genital skin, is rather sensitive you want to not hurt your self. Spread the nair in a thin is layer across the hair you wish to remove. Though the backdoor is a bit more resilient and it wont be bad if you get a little on the old rusty sheriffs badge . So it's more the front bits to worry about. As long as you are careful and follow the instructions exactly it's all good! :)

EDIT: Make sure to either buy an applicator or get some nitrile gloves to protect your hands. Also I have heard you can use it on your actual junk if you get the sensitive areas stuff, just don't leave it on for longer than instructed.

Also IF you can trim the hair first it helps as it makes the Nair not have to eat through so much hair.

Men's Nair

Applicator

NitrileGloves

Your other options are if you look like Robin Williams chest...like I do are:

A Norelco Bodygroom Electric Razer

Electrolysis

Waxing / Sugaring

Well if you do somehow get the urge to do some spleunking in those dank caverns, just be careful which folds you enter. That is, unless your hamplanet regularly uses her Long Reach Comfort Wipe!

I've never had jock itch, but since I grapple, there's a high risk of spreading skin infections like ringworm. I use a body wash with tea tree oil on gym days. I'll also use the Defense Soap Body Wipes when there might be some time before I can get to the shower. Instead of wiping down benches at the gym when I lift, I bring a towel to cover it so I can reduce skin contact with the equipment (my sister got scabies from the gym before her wedding so I'm super wary of it now). I also put a clean towel over my car seat when I'm driving home to reduce the spread of gym germs.

Just watch the game while sitting in one of these like I do.

It will change your life.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007BISCT0/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_c99aub1918BEB

4.5 stars on amazon https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B007BISCT0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1498170152&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=squatty+potty&psc=1

[Here](Simon Stelz Toothpaste Tube Squeezer Dispenser- 5 Pack. Makes a great stocking stuffer https://www.amazon.com/dp/B018PT1UD8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_vFSkzbEKMPHSJ)

Regarding the bathroom questions: Some folks get cleaned by others. Other people use tools to extend their reach.

https://www.amazon.com/Hygienease-Technologies-091021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY

I was skeptical about buying this gadget but am now glad I bought it. My doctor put me on a medication that put alot of weight on me. I am now morbidly obese at almost 300 lbs. I went from being the best arse wipper to not even being able to reach my arse. I tried all kinds of funny maneuvers in an attempt to wipe myself and threw my back out in the process. lol 😂Thats when I finally broke down and bought this thing. My oh my, my only regret was that I didnt buy it sooner. It will even spread open the biggest arse cheeks in all of mankind! It also has a release button and comes with a private pouch. If you have a medical dissabilty or mobilty issue, or are just plain fat like me, this will work for you.

Whatever works best for him; I would always wash my shoulders with my hands in the shower, so if he can get some cleanser on a soft brush in the shower that will make it easier to rinse off. I just found this on Amazon and it looks like it would be a nice gentle scrubber. Apparently they even make things to help you put lotion on your back!

By "don't overdo it," I mean the exfoliants I linked to are pretty high-strength, so even though it's his back and not his face you'll want to take care not to do it too often or it will probably dry out his skin and make some things worse (I can't say how often would be best, it will just be trial and error). Paula's Choice sells more gentle, lower-concentration exfoliants if the ones I linked are too hard on his skin.

NAH. Maybe you should look into on of these https://www.amazon.com/FLIPPER-Reliable-Inexpensive-Toilet-Lifter/dp/B0052SVSQ0. Then you don't have to remember to put the seat down, and it's all hands free so it would actually be easier for you to pee.

I just have to second the Squatty Potty! Makes a world of difference! http://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Ecco-Toilet-Stool/dp/B007BISCT0

Squatting on ceramic toilets is incredibly dangerous! I'm sorry that happened to you but glad you didn't die, or something.

Have you tried a squatty potty? Best thing ever. The poop slides out like butter.

https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B00ESKVN7W/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1525367260&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=squatty+potty&psc=1

I camp a lot. I have tried many bathing wipes, and camping shampoos. I like Clean Life Products: No Rinse.

The bathing wipes are designed to be microwaved so she can get a warm wash.

The No Rinse Shampoo is also really good. When I am in the backcountry I rinse it out with warm water, but you don't have to.

These people don't mess around. You can get it by the gallon.

Thank you for posting this, I'm glad someone did since I've been wanting to discuss my solution. Amazon sells different catheters that also quality for Prime shipping (gotta save that money).

• This ones a comfort fit with a spill proof collection back. As you can see you avoid having to do any insertion. Only downside is you don't get the security of a normal catheter that sits in the urethra.
  
  
• Here's another one that also comes with a strap, no matter how big or small you are it should fit fine.
  
  
• You can also get the regular variety that requires insertion. And pair it with this bag here. It's not as comfortable but you don't have to worry about accidental leakage in your raws.
  
  There's also different ways to mount the bag.
  
  
• Here's a leg attachment system that you can use, but if you're jeans aren't a repro cut it might not work. Still, the perfect solution for the dedicated Superdenim user.
  
  
• You can also get this tote bag. Comes in a dark blue to match your jeans.

https://www.amazon.com/Fabrication-91021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY?th=1

http://www.amazon.com/Long-Reach-Comfort-Wipe-1/dp/B001G70QW8

Look and shudder.

Defense Soap Wipes - Amazon

If she can not get out of bed at all anymore, adult diapers, and chux. Not paid for by insurance afaik, can get very costly. The are disposable chux ($$$$$) and washable ones.

https://www.amazon.com/MCK13413101-Underpad-Disposable-Polymer-Absorbency/dp/B000FD2AWI

IF she can stand and pivot with help, then this:

https://www.amazon.com/Drive-Medical-Folding-Bedside-Commode/dp/B001HP7AQE/ref=sr_1_1?s=industrial&ie=UTF8&qid=1467841467&sr=1-1&keywords=bedside+commode

You should be able to get a script for this so insurance will pay for it.

I know this is prob freaking y'all out. Trust me, I know. NEVER did I ever think I would be seeing my dad naked, or my mom. Took care of both of them. It just became natural. They needed something taken care of so it was taken care of.

I like to think of it as my final gift to them, the taking care of and being there part. I would not change a thing. Just an fyi, I had my hand on my dad's heart, taking his pulse, when it just. stopped. beating. I have not thought about this in a long time. Suddenly it is raining in my eyeballs.

Anyway, it can be very stressful. Please do not worry about your job, etc. These things have away of working out. I know how much you love your Grandma and vice versa. The very most important thing, is to have NO REGRETS after she is gone. There is no do over. Take care buddy. You know how to find me. I will PM you my # if you like.

Do you bite your nails? I ask because I used to bite mine really badly until about four years ago when I was finally able to quit for good and mine looked a lot like yours do now.

So the good news is that there are a few things that you can do to make them look better but the bad news is that it takes a really long time and you probably won't see much difference by the time you go to the wedding. For the short term, maybe consider press-ons? They've come a very long way since we were little and there are many out there that at first glance, look completely natural, even on less than perfect nails. Look for the ImPress brand (usually like $7-8 or so) and get ones that look pretty simple and natural like a french tip and unless someone is really staring at your fingers, I doubt they will notice!

For the long term, what I've done that's helped is to get into a nail care routine. Cuticle oil, nail file, orange sticks, and a cuticle trimmer or liquid remover are the tools you'll want. Two to three times a week (at least in the beginning, you can do it less frequently once they start to look like you want them to) take an orange stick and use the flat side to gently push back the skin around your nail. Some people oil them first to help soften them, I just usually do it after a shower while they're softer anyway. Then use the trimmer or liquid remover to get rid of the dead skin that's pushed back. I personally like this kind of trimmer but you have to be really careful that you don't accidentally cut the live skin. You're really just shaving away the dead skin with it. There's also this kind of nipper some people prefer and then there's the liquid stuff like this that dissolves the dead skin with no trimming required at all. It's all really just what you're comfortable with. Then oil them up when you're done, and if possible, oil them as many times a day as you can remember to. I try to do it at least once in the morning and once before I go to bed.

Then with regard to filing, let them grow out a bit more and like someone else suggested, file the sides down where they flare out, but only at the free edges. You should try to avoid cutting altogether. For rounder nail beds, a round shape tends to look better IMO.

So, forgive my awful MS paint skills but I drew on your pic a bit to help illustrate what I'm talking about. On your pointer finger, the spot that I circled is the area you're wanting to try to grow out and reattach to the nail bed. On the middle finger, I tried (I know, terribly lol) to illustrate how it would look after your cuticle line is pushed back over time and the nail bed reattaches along the sidewalls and then of course the white part is grown out and filed in a round shape. It all comes down to permanently pushing your cuticles back to expose more of the nail bed and allowing the sidewalls to reattach at the tips. Also, when you clean under your nails, be super gentle and don't push back the skin underneath - you want that to reattach to give you longer nail beds.

A lot of it just genetics and mine still don't look like nail blogger nails, but doing this has made a huge difference. I started really noticing results in about six months and now, you'd never know that they used to be super short. I still have some flaring on the sides, but I just file it away. I know this is like novel length, but mine used to look almost exactly like yours (except I had no white edge because I bit it all off lol) so I can totally relate to how you feel! I'd quit biting for a couple of months and then get so discouraged when they didn't look any better and just give up and bite again and it wasn't until I started really putting in the routine and effort that I was able to make it look better. I hope this helps! :)

You mean like this?

I'm not saying to get this one but maybe something like it:

ShowerPill Athletic Body Wipes for Cleansing and Deodorizing, 10 Count https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0061QL8EE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_ypCdAbNH6VBH4

Stuff for camping probably more cost efficient maybe. Anything that cleans and kills bacteria. I know that there's a brand gyms usually carry, maybe even just the antibacterial hand wipes or sanitizer for your hands and then a shower wipe for the rest so at least you don't touch your eyes and get sick that way, then just get clean enough so you don't stink.

There's dry shampoo too. Or wash your head in a sink and then wash your face with face wash.

if you cant take a nightly poop this will apparently help you ;D

There are products like the Squatty Potty designed to put you in the right position while you sit on the toilet.

I had something like this for toothpaste back in the day. It was like a $1. Still not sure if worth monetarily, even at that price, but it was fun.

Honey, do you have a squatty potty and bidet? You could probably find both of them for around sixty bucks and they will change your pooping forever. I've also heard of people making their own squatty pottys from some wood and screws to save the $$$.

I know this wont stop the pooping, but it will make it more bearable.

Source: I poop a lot.

Bidet options: https://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=a9_asi_1?rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Aluxe+bidet&keywords=luxe+bidet&ie=UTF8&qid=1494437956

Squatty potty: https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B00ESKVN7W/

Squatty Potty = no feet on seat

lottery tickets, remote control plugs, DropStop seat gap filler, glass tupperware set, squatty potty, Code Names (or any board game), Yeti colster, hydroflask bottle, packit freezable cooler, a set ofoutdoor globe lights, gift wrap organizer

Everytime I can't squeeze more product out of a tube, I put one of these suckers on it and get several weeks of more product: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B018PT1UD8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_yKlSzb51A2P87

Bonus: it sooooo satisfying seeing that tube go paper thin haha

Dude, step your game up. Wooden spoons are sooooooo 25 years ago.

This dilemma awoke the sick curiousity within me. Apparently there are a lot of products to assist extremely overweight people and their toilet hygiene.

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One product is called the "bottom buddy" which even comes with a convenient travel container. The reviews are rather sad but entertaining in a way. Here is a 1-star review left by someone: "Found this to be basically unuseable. Several attempts to use, eject, and then use again resulted in torn, dirty tissue and feces on the device itself. This may work for light cleaning, but I don't see how it can be useful for heavy duty clean ups."

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Edit: One Star Reviews for "Bottom Buddy"

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They actually make products just for this purpose! I love mine. I don't have to rely on my husband to put my lotion on my back every night.

https://www.amazon.com/Aquasentials-Aqu-3611-Easy-Lotion-Applicator/dp/B001D8ZGAM

I would use an AHA moisturizer with a back application tool used for sunscreen. Even though AHA maybe too harsh for your face, your back is a little less delicate. I would do a spot treatment first (like on your arm) to make sure there aren't adverse reations.

Speaking of sunscreen, always use sunscreen on that area. Or cover up with breathable fabrics. Sometimes, porque no los dos? (Sometimes, why not both?)

Whatever you do, do not get super aggressive and scrub aggressivly. Your skin, no matter where it is located, can only handle so much exfoliation.

Source: skateboarded down a hill on my leg, got a wicked injury (skinned all the way to the bone) and babied my leg to an almost 'no scar' situation about a year after healing.

EDIT: a link to the back application tool I referred to in the first paragraph: Aquasentials Easy Lotion Applicator https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001D8ZGAM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_XtqjzbGJPNY2N

Aquasentials Easy Lotion Applicator https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001D8ZGAM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_6otNyb70TRACW

They actually make some lotion applicators like this. I haven't used one but it seems like it would work.

I think they have to use toilet paper on a stick

great set up.

Do you have a towel packed? I also prefer to pack some portable shower wipes - I used these on my last trip http://www.amazon.com/Defense-Soap-Wipes-40-Pack/dp/B001G7Z0RO/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1426553733&sr=8-4&keywords=shower+wipes. The ride from San Diego to Arizona will be desolate and you will appreciate wiping clean after a long dusty day. Do you have a headlamp? You will want to get up and ride before sunup on some stretches through New Mexico/Texas.

Enjoy the trip! I'm jealous.

http://www.amazon.com/Male-Advantage-Urinal-Comfort-Fit/dp/B003LUDNIM/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1332975776&sr=8-6 Here, buddy. Maybe we can all pitch in on this one. I've got an extra phone if ya need it too but it looks like you've got lots of offers.

If you smell, that's going to be a pretty insurmountable problem.

However, if you're just a little unkempt, that can be easily remedied.

Get a pack of Face blotting papers or just cut up a bunch of coffee filters and keep them in a ziplock bag in your school bag. Wipe your face off in the bathroom with them before you go into class. (blot off sweat first with a paper towel, or else the sweat will use up all the blotting paper and you'll still have that day's worth of oil/grease on your face). Fix your hair, use paper towels from the bathroom if your hairline/hair is sweaty. You might want to carry a little container of hair product if you use hair product to look your best or if your hair after work looks really unkempt.

You can also use body wipes if you suspect that deodorant reapplication just to your underarms isn't cutting it.

for me, personally, i get it that life isn't always perfect and we aren't always looking our best. I wouldn't brush off a guy in an evening class who didn't look his best because he had obviously worked a long day before the class. However, odor WOULD be a huge turn off, because even if I'm willing to talk, I'd have to do it from farther away. Anyway, hope you can use some of my quick freshening up tips so you won't look/smell your WORST at this class.

Get dat Squatty Potty

As a 1 oz/day user, I poop regularly at 8 am each day. I even wake up at 8 to poop on days when I can normally sleep in. I rarely poop twice in a day.

I just make sure I do two things:

1. Drink a 32oz tumbler of ice water with each dose. (I drink 4-5 of those a day anyway.)
   
2. Eat a high fiber breakfast. (my fav)
   
   Another thing that helps, but is not necessary, is a squatty potty. I used to use it only when constipated (when on other opiates), but now I use it as much as possible, because it just feels right.
   
   Finally, when nothing else works, a 1/3 - 1/2 bottle of tart cherry juice will get things moving.
   
   The only thing that will for-sure-every-time constipate me is the capsules, so I avoid those like the plague.
   

Second vote for squatty potty.

Also...I'm just going to leave this top review here:
https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/product-reviews/B007BISCT0/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_show_all?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews

Do you have a Squatty Potty yet?! [What a time to be alive. ](Squatty Potty The Original Bathroom Toilet Stool 7"- White https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ESKVN7W/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_cDSIybGFRKQG9)

I would have silently gifted her this. Because, fun fact, squatting is actually the most efficient way to get shit done (pun intended). Maybe she just wanted to be as efficient as possible and get back to work as soon as she could?

In conclusion, to be efficient at work but also to avoid the whole unhygienic footprints-on-toilet-seat situation, the solution is the Squatty Potty!!!

I have wipes if things get really out of hand, otherwise, I bring a backpack with deodorant and some clothing changes. I'm still working it out - but the benefits of a bike commute outweigh any assholes at work having an issue.

No-Rinse Bathing Wipes by Cleanlife Products, Premoistened and Aloe Vera Enriched for Maximum Cleansing and Deodorizing - Microwaveable, Hypoallergenic and Latex-Free (8 Wipes) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00008QQN2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_n3vLDbKXF2KDK

OGX Extra Strength Refresh & Restore + Coconut Miracle Oil Dry Shampoo, 5 Ounce https://www.amazon.com/dp/B076RXVCWV/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_03vLDbXPSZND0

I’ve been there and I’m sorry you’re going through it. I had anxiety induced seizures and I was terrified one would happen while I was in the shower. My sister would sit in the bathroom until I was done to make sure I was okay. ^ Those can be really helpful for in between showers.

https://www.amazon.com/Fabrication-Enterprises-091021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1498585907&sr=8-2&keywords=bottom+wiper

http://www.amazon.com/Living-XL-91021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY plenty of obeasts need 'em apparently

I would like to add the body wipes have been a part of health care for ages and now some venders have made them more sporty and less like something the belongs in a nursing home. Check out this or these. There several others but those are the ones I have heard the most.

There are devices like this one: http://www.amazon.com/Aquasentials-Aqu-3611-Easy-Lotion-Applicator/dp/B001D8ZGAM/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t/181-1830303-4705465 (sorry I am using a reddit app on my phone and can't figure out how to embed the link). It's like a sponge on a stick made specifically for putting lotion on your back. Pretty neat.

You need what's called a lotion handle or lotion applicator! Look around on Amazon or even at a medical supply place for different versions. But here's an option so you have a general idea: http://www.amazon.com/Aquasentials-Aqu-3611-Easy-Lotion-Applicator/dp/B001D8ZGAM/ref=pd_bxgy_hg_text_y

Another's:http://www.amazon.com/LOTION-APPLICATOR-WITH-REPLACEMENTS-PADS/dp/B002TDJJZ8/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1418711468&sr=8-10&keywords=Lotion+handle

not a stupid question at all. I have pretty flexible arms/joints from doing yoga, so I'm able to reach my back by myself if I need to, but normally I have my boyfriend do it, or my mom. whoever I happen to be hanging out with that night.

if you live alone or don't feel comfortable having someone else apply it for you, you can get a lotion applicator wand.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001D8ZGAM/ref=sxl1_a_it?qid=1465891551&sr=1

You could get a back applicator like this. I've always just been able to reach my whole back with my hands though. Curious, can you touch your hands behind your back like so both ways? It could be a shoulder flexibility issue.

http://www.amazon.com/Jobar-International-JB5231-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8

https://www.amazon.com/Jobar-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8

[I used these] (https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001G7Z0RO/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1519064549&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=bjj+wipes&dpPl=1&dpID=41%2B6O8HQs8L&ref=plSrch)

For your first time I would recommend trying GA at least once. There's a whole different vibe there and there's a sense of community that's pretty fun. The walk to the venue can be long if you're camped far out, but if you plan to just stay in the venue for most of your time aside from sleeping and getting ready for the day then it's not really a big deal. I always rent a locker ($50 for the whole weekend) and keep a hoodie/blanket/hammock/etc in there so I don't have to carry a bunch of stuff around. You can also charge your phone at the locker stations so that's nice. It's definitely worth the money.
There's also a water park where you can shower (and play in the water and eat 🙂) if you decide to go the GA route and don't want to deal with the gross (and apparently cold) GA showers. $20 for a day pass and there's a shuttle that takes you to and from the campgrounds.
Baby wipes are a must. Bring more than you think you'll need - this year when it rained they were a life saver to use before bed to clean our feet and legs off. You can also get body wipes (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001G7Z0RO/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1 these worked well) and use them at the end of the night if you need to feel clean before going to bed.
If you use Facebook just like Electric Forest and you'll be able to see when wristbands go on sale and when they announce the lineups. The EF website has a lot of helpful information too so just peruse around there. There's even a FAQ section.
I hope this is helpful. Welcome to the fam 🙃

problem solved

You may consider a bedside commode.
https://www.amazon.com/Drive-Medical-Folding-Bedside-Commode/dp/B001HP7AQE/ref=sr_1_4_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1511724249&sr=1-4&keywords=bedside+commode

Dude all you need is this. Add some wheels to it and you’re good to go for the whole night and day. Roll your ass home afterwards with your lovely iPhone 6 in your lap.

Yeah, you'd think Amazon would at least give them a discount on a piss bag they can wear so they don't have to take the time to put their dicks in a bottle, just go while they're working. This should allow Amazon to do the absolute maximum mental and physical damage to their workers on a daily basis, so that Bezos can add more billions to his existing ones.

https://www.amazon.com/Male-Comfort-Fit-Advantage-Urinal/dp/B003LUDNIM/

https://www.amazon.com/Male-Comfort-Fit-Advantage-Urinal/dp/B003LUDNIM/

Reusable Portable Male Comfort Fit Advantage Urinal System with Spill Proof Collection Bag https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003LUDNIM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_fUKzCbBVME77P

Heavy Duty All Metal Tube Wringer by Gill Manufacturing https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003XKEK50

Home-X Multi-Purpose Tube Squeezer Toothpaste Dispenser Holder, Reduces Waste, Easy-To-Use, and a Great Gift for Men and Women of All Ages, Set of 3 Sizes https://www.amazon.com/dp/B014X6DCKQ

This Sally Hansen Cuticle Remover works really well. It's very gentle and works especially well after regular use.

A strange look here and there, but no one said anything; I guess it's not that uncommon to see people running since people do it all the time to catch flights. I just took it at a jog and wore basketball shorts instead of running shorts, basically tried to play it low key. If you're planning on doing some airport running, I recommend ShowerPill–large body wipes to clean yourself up when you don't have access to a shower. They're a lifesaver in situations like that.

This kind of thing?

A short woman I recently dated had a Squatty Potty.

Squatty Potty

Naw, he's got a Squatty Potty for sure.

Changed my life and get one of these too.

You need this.

http://www.amazon.com/Plastic-Squeezer-Toothpaste-Dispenser-Bathroom/dp/B0087FIHDW

You may be a hideous freak, but this should help you no-longer create heinous acts against nature in your bathroom. I can't decide if we need one as well, my wife has done very well at learning how to be a human but I'm worried this one may not stick. She used to not eat cheese or hot wings, and now she appreciates cheeses by themselves, we are still working on getting her to like cheeses with some flavor so we are starting small like Camenbert.

If she can do it I have faith in you.

The best thing I ever bought (though not from here and for a lot less). More homes should have these.

Have you ever tried using one of those toothpaste clip things on a squeezy-tube like this? I'm not sure that it would work because of the tube's plastic thickness (medium) compared to a toothpaste tube's thickness (very thin) but it's worth a try. I think it'd work well for arthritic hands.

Like these?

This might help if when squeezing the last remnants of life out of the tube your fingers start sensodying.

But actually this is a thing, and could help

https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B00ESKVN7W/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1483985818&sr=8-1&keywords=toilet%2Bfoot%2Bstool&th=1

https://www.amazon.fr/Squatty-Potty-Tabouret-toilettes-blanc/dp/B00ESKVN7W/ref=sr_1_10?__mk_fr_FR=%C3%85M%C3%85%C5%BD%C3%95%C3%91&crid=6F72R6P6DMVL&keywords=squatty+potty&qid=1562747073&s=gateway&sprefix=potty%2Caps%2C128&sr=8-10


Ca a changé ma vie.

the squatty pott

huh only $25. you can also just place an appropriately sized stool around your toilet, but for this price I think it's worth getting the right dimensions and not having to deal with moving a stool back and forth.

>squatty potty

a toilet stool Amazon

Have you tried a toilet stool?

https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B00ESKVN7W/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1503810207&sr=8-1&keywords=toilet+feet

Thirding the bidet, and I'll recommend this one in particular.

I'll also suggest one of the various pseudo-squatting stools, such as the squatty potty.

Would it not be cheaper and easier to just buy toilet stools to squat on for anyone who wants one.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00ESKVN7W/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1526918956&sr=8-1-spons&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=squatty+potty&psc=1

Gosh, I'm so sorry. If it really is a pilonidal cyst, you need to have the whole area removed. They should have taken the whole thing out the first time. If it is a PC, the recovery may be uncomfortable for a few months, but if you don't take care of it now it will get more painful, and can become infected causing more painful and expensive surgeries.

Here's my free advice (lengthy but worth every penny lol)

-Make sure your surgeon understands what they are talking about, and are current with what these cysts are and treatment. Don't be afraid to get a second opinion. Ask about the length of hospital stay and post op wound care. If they want to suture it closed, get out of there. That's a good way to have a reoccurrence and infection. Which I'm guessing you don't want.

-The wound is basically like taking an ice cream scoop out of your back. It may go to the bone. It will need to be left open and will heal from the inside out. Your body will create 'granular tissue' that fills it in. In a couple of months, skin will grow to cover it. You will NOT have a lasting scar at all!

-They may offer you either 'packing' or a wound Vac. Go for the Wound Vac. It gently pulls your tissue up, and in recent studies it's been shown that the wound will heal the granular tissue faster and with less pain and trauma to that area. They will have them at the hospital, and will give you a portable one for at home. My daughter carried it in a backpack so it wasn't really noticeable. But it does make a farting sound every so often. Not awesome for a 14 y/o shy freshman :/ )

-My husband had his wound packed with gauze (back in 1983). He had to have his mom change it twice a day for 6 weeks. If this is your only option make sure you get strong pain meds. I suggest for the first month or two go to the wound care clinic and have them do it.

While at the hospital:

-Get as much information as you can. Bring someone who can be your advocate. Obviously, in our case, as her mom that was me. It has to be someone who has a cool head and can listen to the care team to process what they are saying to help you. If you don't have a person to help, keep some note cards or a journal next to you and write down all of your questions as they come to you. Make sure they are answered in a way you understand. Don't be afraid to ask more than once or twice. My thoughts on hospital staff- If you're nice, ask the nurses about their families and don't yell at them you'll get much better care. Be assertive but not aggressive.

-Take any and all pain meds you need. It might start with (most likely) morphine, but they have everything available. Don't be afraid to ask. If you have a history of abuse, they can help monitor so you don't get on fragile ground. They gave my daughter an rx for morphine patches, Vicodin and Xanax for wound changes. Because they caused her severe pain but also anxiety. She never needed the patches and she stopped needing the others after two months. She takes a Tylenol or Motrin every few weeks now. Her granular tissue is healed, her skin is getting thicker, but it's still a bit tender.

Post surgery:
You won't be able to sit on your bottom or lie on your back for a few weeks. Get this body pillow - called the Snoogle was recommended by her Physical Therapist while in the hospital. You could get one now, it might help release the pain in your lower back before surgery. It was VERY helpful and worth the trip to the baby store on the way home. These inflatable waffle pads are also great for when you can lay on your back without putting pressure on the coccyx -- and far better than the inflatable doughnuts they give to some people.

You won't be able to get it wet, so get some dry spray shampoo, and you can use these disposable wash cloths to bathe yourself as needed. Showering wasn't too hard, the wound Vac is sealed and I just set it outside the shower while she was in it. Once she was done with the wound Vac and able to shower again the wound care team recommended this tea tree body wash from Trader Joe's .

I have a list of post op necessities, I can post if want (even more) information lol. I figure knowledge is power, so if you go in knowing what you want, what to ask about, and knowing what's coming up, you'll feel more in charge and have control/agency over your own care.

Best of luck, let me know how it goes! Maybe it's not this at all :) 🤞

Nice! A few questions & suggestions...

• Why the gum? I don't know anyone that regularly chews non-nicotine gum (though I'm sure they're out there). It's not going to benefit them nutritionally nor will it help them out in the elements, so it just seems kind of odd. I mean, if they enjoy it, then that's great! But it seems like to me that you could get more happiness-for-your-buck by giving them something with utility, or that a larger portion might be able to use or enjoy. Perhaps a small bottle of aspirin or something.
  
• Also not sure about the hand sanitizer? Just thinking out loud here, and maybe I'm just an anomaly, but I also don't know anyone that uses that stuff with any regularity. I know parents will sometimes keep some around if they have young kids, but none of my friends or family carry it that I'm aware of. If it were me, I'd probably prefer bathing wipes, though that might break your budget.
  
• Another idea that might break your budget, would be to put everything in some kind of a duffel bag or backpack; if I know anything about the homeless, they value their bags. The problem with the plastic grocery bags is that they create a lot of litter, and they won't hold up for very long at all in the wild.
  
  Anyways, keep up the good work, they are members of our society just like everyone else, even if they're often forgotten and/or become a victim to an endless cycle of arrests.

Turns out Amazon sells a solution to their employees problems. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000FHAMX8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_Emr1AbENCJKRP. For men anyway

Sorry, it's been done. here

I wonder if she uses a big girl brush yet?

I came here expecting to see this:
Link

Some resort to using things like this

Dude no. Please no.

If it's seriously physically impossible, for heaven's sake there are inventions for this: https://www.amazon.com/Hygienease-Technologies-091021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000G39ZIY there ya go.

Bottom Buddy wiping wand

> how does he wipe?!

Well...

Bottom Buddy

Also the people who viewed this item also viewed a vibrator with a suction cup end, and a vibrating wand fleshlight holder. Nice.

one needs this: http://www.amazon.com/Living-XL-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY

Luckily there's the "Bottom Buddy" by XL Living to take care of that. When you reach this point it's probably time to reevaluate your life.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000G39ZIY/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1503157413&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=butt+wiper+for+fat+people&dpPl=1&dpID=21Epb1bsBBL&ref=plSrch

Ok, that sounds better. But you should be fine for a date after work as long as you're not digging a hole or something during the day. If you're super concerned they make shower wipes so you can freshen up without a shower.

Seriously? I have news for you:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001CJVK6Q/ref=redir_mdp_mobile/185-6949138-9663412

They make shower wipes now. Sometimes you can find them through medical supply as they're also marketed for those confined to bed/chair, hospice patients, disabled, in the hospital etc. You put a couple of those in a ziplock bag and toss that in your duffel. Don't be scummy.

EDIT: apparently there are already a few comments suggesting this. Sorry. I reiterate: no need to stink, boys.

Sorry I'm so late to respond, but I just got whatever was cheapest on Amazon. I think I have this one:
https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B001D8ZGAM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_dp_T1_RlSpzb4MP5KC8

I wash it with soap and water after each use or around once a day on beach trips and it has held up really well. The handle gets sticky from holding it with lotioned-up hands, but if you clean it regularly it's not an issue. It's honestly so helpful, even when I'm on vacation with friends and family, because then I don't have to rely on anyone else getting out and drying off to help me get my back covered.

This one on Amazon has good reviews from thousands and is cheap: Aquasentials Easy Lotion Applicator

Disclaimer - I have never used it. I am not living alone so I currently don't need any.

Try something like this; search "lotion applicator for back":

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01BT8WOLE?psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/Aquasentials-Aqu-3611-Easy-Lotion-Applicator/dp/B001D8ZGAM/ref=pd_sbs_194_2?_encoding=UTF8

https://www.amazon.com/Aquasentials-Aqu-3611-Easy-Lotion-Applicator/dp/B001D8ZGAM?th=1

This seems like something that might work? I've not got it very bad on my back so I've not had this issue. /u/notfoursaken suggested a wooden back scratcher but maybe something like this might work a little better? It's only like $7.

A friend/roommate/partner?

Otherwise I might try something like this which is essentially a sponge on a handle.

perhaps?

Available from amazon

Be prepared with

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003LUDNIM/ref=mp_s_a_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1491707936&sr=8-3&keywords=catheter

http://www.amazon.com/Nova-Male-Bed-Urinal-White/dp/B003U3CJWQ/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1309808107&sr=1-1

Looks like this is one of the more medium end models. Amazon

You need a tube wringer. It’s a lifesaver.
Heavy Duty All Metal Tube Wringer By Gill Manufacturing https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003XKEK50/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_pc2BCbZYBQBRZ

Look, I'm not trying to be an enabler, but.......click this link and purchase immediately.

I actually bought it for my paints, and in the process of googling to find reviews I saw that image and of course started making a mental list of everything I own that can be crimped....you can do it to plastic tubes too (I've done my toothpaste....) but it doesn't hold its shape like a metal tube does. I told myself it would end up paying for itself since I can get the last dregs of paint/hand cream/etc out of the tubes, but so far it's really just been a shopping excuse! Highly recommend :)

• Sally Hansen Cuticle Remover
  
• Metal Cuticle Pusher
  
• Bliss Kiss Nail Oil
  

be religious about moisturizing. seriously every time your hands get wet/ you clean anything/ you are bored... whatever. after a while hopefully your cuticles will be more moisturized and stop catching if they do that (mine did) I like this neutrogena one.. its a little greasy but that makes me feel like it is really working, and it doesn't feel like it washes off right away.

I would also really recommend NOT cutting your cuticles for a while- if they are really ragged it can be tempting, because it may seem like it will help, but until they are properly moisturized its not a good idea. once you feel like your cuticles are very moisturized you may want to try a chemical cutical remover (I use this one)- its harder to create jagged edges or take too much skin off, and helped me immensely because I had a big problem with picking, but after some serious moisturizing and the cuticle remover there was nothing to pick and my cuticles looked great!

hope this is helpful!!!

Hello lovely! You seem to be doing awesome! I mean, they're already pink, you totally know what you're doing. ;)

Okay, so for the chipping so quickly, check out this super crappy video!. I never could find a close up of exactly how to do it on Youtube, so yeah. There's my face. This will help to extend the life of the top coat and thus mani! If it gets on your fingers, no biggie. It comes off in the shower or with acetone. :)

Here's what I use for a base coat, and generally for making my nails long and strong. Bats suggestion is another super common one! This one just happened to work well for me to help with chipping, so I figured kill two birds with one stone. I pair this with (I go through rotations and use what fits my needs...) either seche or this quick dry topper Poshe. Both seem to be nice, but I have noticed Poshe can be easier on the cuticle edges when it dries... Less pull of the coloring perhaps?

This is the set I use for clean up around the cuticle edges right now. The "ideal" is to paint a centimeter or something AWAY from the cuticle, then use the brushes (I dip in pure acetone) to perfectly clean up the line or round it out! The top coat generally should land/start in that blank space, so it's double effective to paint away from the edge initially. :D

Also, it will make a huge difference if you start pushing your cuticles back! I use this metal set because I'm irrationally terrified of getting splinters from the wooden ones. I use a cheap walmart cuticle softner before pushing back, but this is my dream formula since it's so highly recommended. BY pushing them back when you start to see them, it helps clear the nail and thus have less to let the polish stick to! Hurray! You're not supposed to use the scary looking scissor thingies too often, but I do use it on one very specific corner on my left thumb. I have one stupid stubborn cuticle skin flap that refuses to go away without being gently tweezed/cut off. I always make sure to wash with an anti bacterial soap immediately after and like to slather on some delicious cuticle oil LIKE PUMPKIN BANANA BREAD after to give them some softness again!


If you've got any more questions, I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOUUUUU. <333

ITT: No one has discovered that this exists.

Like this?

If you don’t have a shower at work, these are great on hot days or if you’re a sweater like me: https://www.amazon.com/Shower-Cleaning-Special-Cleansing-Solution/dp/B0061QL8EE

I use baby wipes and shower wipes when I get to work since I don't have access to showers. Currently using these and they work well.

http://www.amazon.com/Zeiss-Pre-Moistened-Lens-Cleaning-Wipes/dp/B0030E4UIQ/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1458854640&sr=8-2&


and when you play something exhausting:
http://www.amazon.com/Athletic-Body-Wipes-ShowerPill--10/dp/B0061QL8EE/ref=sr_1_34?ie=UTF8&qid=1458854951&sr=8-34-spons&

Just to throw in another suggestion, I use ShowerPill Athletic Body Wipes when I'm running late and don't have time to shower. I find they work really well, and don't take up much room at all in my bag.

It's on Amazon. :D http://amzn.com/B0061QL8EE

Squatting is a healthy way to shit.

Amazon even has products to help.

Amazon is running a sale on these right now. Buy one for $25 get the second one for $15. So, just under $40 for two. Works with 7" or 9" ecco styles.

7 inch model and
9 inch model

People supposedly love these things https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B007BISCT0

Squatting like some kind of 3rd world savage?

Get yourself a squatty potty, like me, an intellectual

There is an argument online that a squatty potty is equally valid

http://voices.yahoo.com/squat-toilets-prevention-colon-cancer-ibs-healing-765607.html?cat=68

Western style

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B007BISCT0/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?ie=UTF8&smid=A36Q24LQ01ENX5

Fake your death and make her happy? Get a toothpaste tube squeezer.

https://www.amazon.com/Plastic-Squeezer-Toothpaste-Dispenser-Bathroom/dp/B0087FIHDW

Get a toothpaste tube squeegie. Relationship saved.

Smart trick with the counter! If I've been without the tool I just roll the tube up from the bottom and squish as I go.

I got you! Buy one of these toothpaste tube squeezer things . My husband would do the same thing. Now we use these and he finds it’s satisfying.

Becca, you will LOVE this

I think these things are pretty nifty and everyone should own them. Makes getting the last bit of toothpaste out much easier! Plus, it may save you a tiny bit of money because you are utilizing all of the toothpaste :)

Also, this was gifted to me recently and has saved me from the headache of untangling headphones and other such chords. Plus, it has the little clip so that you can easier attach it to your backpack, purse, or jeans.

https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B00ESKVN7W/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=squatty+potty&qid=1568412050&s=gateway&sprefix=squatty&sr

"NZ invention" is a stretch. Here's one on Amazon for $19.99 (or $213.32 for a pack of 10! ???)

https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B00ESKVN7W/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1542696554&sr=8-3&keywords=toilet+foot+stool

> "The Original Squatty Potty - Made in U.S.A. As seen on Shark Tank and The Howard Stern Show

> If you are a new squatter, the 7” is a great place to start or if consider yourself an advanced squatter, a 9" Squatty Potty will work best. Younger children should use a 9 inch Squatty Potty while teenagers tend to prefer the 7 inch height

> The Squatty Potty may feel different at first, but the body quickly adjusts and the new healthy way of eliminating quickly becomes second nature

> Doctor recommended / endorsed, Strong & durable, Family-friendly and weight capacity-350 pounds"

Would legit recommend, though!

OH!!! And I almost forgot... This might not work for everyone, but if you're feeling constipated/gassy... consider a Squatty Potty or an equivalent. This morning nothing was happening, stepped on the squatty potty and whoosh. Doesn't always work, but worth a try. And I would think quite easy to simulate without buying one.

Well if you always take shits that long, I recommend this. Since you probably don't have that, you'll probably need this.

You’re welcome.

Problem solved : Squatty Potty!
Yes, I have one. Yes, it's awesome.

> i have to go twice in the morning to feel completely done

Squatty Potty.

Try a Squatty Potty for a few weeks! Changed a friend's life for the better in this department. Can also get these at local stores like Target.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00ESKVN7W/

Get one of those tools that you put on your toothpaste that keeps it all pushed to the front for you. This is the one that I use:

https://www.amazon.com/Simon-Stelz-Toothpaste-Squeezer-Dispenser/dp/B018PT1UD8/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_201_bs_tr_t_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=9T2QNX4B0Z47B6KNE4GG

I think it will solve your problem completely tbh. It won't matter where she squeezes from the tube, because you can instantly correct it by pushing the tool forward.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B018PT1UD8/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1517812611&sr=8-1-spons&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=toothpaste+squeezer&psc=1

just a tube squeezer -- https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MT2A6WP

Ah, the dreaded swampass.

Use toilet wipes. Charmin makes the best ones. I like something like these for the rest of the body. http://www.amazon.com/Rinse-Cleansing-Deodorizing-Bathing-Wipes/dp/B00008QQN2/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=undefined&sr=1-1&keywords=bath+towel+waterless

This exists, somewhat unfortunately.

http://www.amazon.com/Duro-Med-Suspensory-Urinal-Size-Fits/dp/B000FHAMX8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1377537951&sr=8-1&keywords=stadium+pal

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000FHAMX8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_U7zPCbPJQY9QC

here's a similar [condom catheter] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000FHAMX8/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_1/178-1827649-5006912?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_r=16F2T2YX0F285ZSNFRPX&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_p=1944687642&pf_rd_i=B000BKE406) us medical personnel use on our incontinent patients.

They actually make devices for this. I used to work with persons with disabilities and they make these plastic thingies (technical term) that hold the paper. I imagine someone like this might use a similar tool.

Example.

There are tons of adaptive devices to help with that. We order them for patients who have difficulty with ADL's, for whatever reason, all the time.

http://www.amazon.com/Living-XL-91021179-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY

I've also seen them look very much like kitchen tongs.

shower first. ride. towel off or use summa deeze...https://www.amazon.com/Nathan-Power-Shower-Refreshing-Wipes/dp/B001CJVK6Q

No problem. I was also a bit of a punk and had to do a lot of research on how to dress for the career I ended up in. Also riding my bike to work I find that these things are awesome if you have to switch between manual labor and wearing a nice shirt. Good luck on the new gig, it gets easier as you get into the flow.

Until you find a real shower, they make cleansing wipes that do a pretty good job (I use them hiking), so those with a fresh set of clothes could get you by until after your class. https://www.amazon.com/Nathan-Cleansing-Deodorizing-Outdoors-Refreshing/dp/B001CJVK6Q

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Though I agree, there should be an easily accessible shower for you, good luck :)

try a lotion applicator. it's basically a sponge on a stick and amazon has some inexpensive options.

I think he means, how does he moisturize an area of his back he can barely reach without asking his new roommate for help. The answer is one of these.

https://www.amazon.com/Aquasentials-Aqu-3611-Easy-Lotion-Applicator/dp/B001D8ZGAM/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1511920493&sr=8-3&keywords=back%2Bapplicator&th=1

How does this look?

My new routine: Put Abolene on back before shower. I consider it a mineral oil treatment. As a body wash I use Selsun Blue Naturals Shampoo with SA (it's 3% and amazing), this is my only body wash. I use a soft loofah brush for back. After patting dry I use Mario Badescu Honey Moisturizer on my back, this is a AHA and vitamin face moisturizer, and has been amazing for my skin. This routine is time consuming and a pain doing but the results have made it worth it.

I use this back brush for lotions: http://www.amazon.com/Aquasentials-Aqu-3611-Easy-Lotion-Applicator/dp/B001D8ZGAM/ref=sr_1_2?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1397125828&sr=1-2

You HAVE to get one of these

I got one last year ant it is amazing, they are pretty cheap, get one for sun block, and one for the lotion after.

This one has good reviews and it's inexpensive.

I use a back scratcher with a little ball on the other side. Not for that and I had to gorilla glue on the ball. I can't get moisturizer or exzema creams on to the middle of my back, which is quite dry and itchy. It use it because it's long. I also got something like this on Amazon, which rubs stuff in better, but it's not long enough or angled ideally.

https://www.amazon.com/Aquasentials-Aqu-3611-Easy-Lotion-Applicator/dp/B001D8ZGAM/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1503455647&sr=8-2&keywords=lotion%2Bapplication%2Bfor%2Bback&th=1

...with your arms? I do it almost daily.

Or use something like this if you can't reach your back.

I use a lotion applicator in the dry months of the Winter so that I don't need to keep pestering my family to put hydrating cream on my back. It's not a roller, but works well.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001D8ZGAM

I don't continuously use self tan because I'm too lazy but I have the St Tropez stuff and like it. I use the St Tropez Dark Mousse because I can't even see a difference with the regular. Two applications in the same day of the dark still leaves me the lightest person in the room, just no longer ghosty. The few times I did continuously use it I reapplied every three or four days. The day before I reapply I use an AHA lotion like the Alpha Hydrox body lotion to exfoliate for a more even application.

I wear gloves or use a tanning applicator mitt and then use this doohickey to apply it to my back:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001D8ZGAM/ref=oh_details_o09_s00_i01?ie=UTF8&psc=1

they do make lotion applicators for backs like this.

Maybe one of these is in her purse?

http://www.amazon.com/Jobar-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8/ref=pd_sim_hpc_2

Don't tell me you've never heard of Comfort Wipe! http://www.amazon.com/Jobar-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8

https://www.amazon.com/Jobar-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8/ref=sr_1_fkmr1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1493648862&sr=8-1-fkmr1&keywords=personal%2Bhygiene%2Bextension%2Brod&th=1

He's in luck! There is a wonderful product to help with his butt wiping needs.

http://www.amazon.com/IdeaWorks-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8

Use One of these [extenders] (http://www.amazon.com/IdeaWorks-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top/189-9367830-0286509)

Which reminded me of the best Extender story.

It is from a blogger . She removed it after getting loads of rude comments, mostly blaming Reddit They made fun of it regularly at /r/fatpeoplestories

> Morbid Obesity and Toilet Hygiene This post is not for the squeamish and/or faint-hearted. You have been warned.

>I'm going to share one of the worst, if not the worst, thing about being this obese -dealing with toilet hygiene. Or rather, the common lack thereof. The mechanics are that I just can't reach to wipe myself. Either fore or aft.

>I have a sponge on a stick that I use for wiping aft. Or rather, that my husband uses to wipe me. He is very laid back about it all, but it hurts and embarrasses me to have to have him take care of something so intimate and frankly, disgusting. When he is not at home, I can contort myself just enough to use it. One hand on the tub rim, the other holding the stick. I dig under my huge apron, brace my arm on the toilet rim and squirm a bit. It's not nearly as neat and hygienic as when hubby does it as I have to bring the dirty sponge forward past my fore and belly. There is no "front to back" wiping except when hubby does it.

>When I am out of the house, I simply have to do without wiping. We call it having "poopy butt." I can't use the sponge myself since there isn't a tub rim to brace myself on. And family unisex bathrooms are rare. Even if I could use the sponge alone while out, where would I rinse it? At home, I use the tub. I couldn't bear to rinse my sponge at a common bathroom sink and I'm not about to put the sponge in a Ziploc to rinse hours later. Ugh.

>I simply do without fore wipes. I don't want to use the sponge that wipes my aft to wipe my fore. So, I wear absorbent cotton underwear when I'm out and sit on a sheet on the couch at home. Only after a shower do I ever feel clean and my underwear is too awful to discuss. I've have a few urinary tract infections in the last couple of years and I get painfully raw at times.

>Why am I sharing something so intimate and private? Because sometimes I get the impression that people think that we morbidly obese people are unmotivated to lose weight. That we LIKE being this heavy and eating "all we want." This is the ugly side of living with super morbid obesity. It's not pretty and it's not fun and it's no way to live

relevant

This is how. Literally an extender stick so they can reach their ass.

Also, I've heard several obese people confess that they only poop at home and shower afterwards because of their inability to properly clean up any other way.

Yeah you weren't kidding...

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/B001G70QW8/R1CHGUPF29JKXW/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_rvw_2?ie=UTF8&cursor=2

http://www.amazon.com/ss/customer-reviews/B001G70QW8/ref=?_encoding=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0

technology is really pretty amazing http://imgur.com/ZhOPrf7

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001G70QW8?pc_redir=1398754569&robot_redir=1

https://www.amazon.com/Jobar-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/product-reviews/B001G70QW8

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001G70QW8?vs=1

It's quite popular on Amazon actually http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001G70QW8?qid=1414449058&sr=8-1&vs=1

https://www.amazon.com/Jobar-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/product-reviews/B001G70QW8

Thanks for the tips. I did use baby wipes when I biked to work a few years ago. The problem now is with grappling sports I have to worry about staph, ringworm and other nasties.. I decided to get Defense Soap Wipes, a battery powered portable shower and Bronner's Tea Tree soap to fight the bad stuff. It'll be weird washing down but I'll just park my car on the lowest level of the structure, lol.

http://www.amazon.com/Defense-Soap-Wipes-40-Pack/dp/B001G7Z0RO/

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000V1UALM

Defense Wipes. They are the best thing if you can't take a shower.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001G7Z0RO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_iF01xbGHKJ46V

nowadays I use these religiously after training - Defense Wipes

That's definitely understandable, I know myself i'll be taking a shower right after and will be bringing these as well to share with everyone

https://www.amazon.com/Defense-Soap-Body-Wipes-Count/dp/B001G7Z0RO

Because this is a thing.

At home they get up and walk 15 feet to a flush toilet.

At Philmont, you wake up, grab a light, put on a jacket, put on headlamp, check boots for spiders, put on socks or other clothes you don't sleep in, walk 50 feet from camp, pee, and then undo everything you just did. Then you're pretty darn awake and you've interrupted your sleep cycle.
https://www.amazon.com/NOVA-Medical-Products-Male-Urinal/dp/B003U3CJWQ
These are used routinely in healthcare. Not a big deal.
I'm not really sure what peeing overnight has to do with smelling in the day time. You lost me there. Unless your urethra is abnormal (e.g. hypospadias), males should not have a big problem peeing into a bottle. In any case, it's between that guy and maybe his tentmate and nobody else. The point of my post was that Phil-rules don't back up stopping this, not that it was tasteful to do so.

water bottles are no good for a variety of players and circumstances:

1. Penis may not fit in the opening
   
2. Shoving the head of ones penis forcefully into the opening causes a situation where air can not escape. When penis is removed, urine sprays wildly upon the unfortunate grinder.
   
3. Dropping a bottle of piss while playing a dozen tables is a mood killer.
   
   As a professional online poker player who has dealt with the issue of not wanting to leave great games, my solution has become Male Bed Urinal w/Handle!
   
   Nice wide opening, easy to use handle, ftw!
   
   

Name: "Heavy Duty Tube Wringer"

$21.87

Purchase Link:
https://www.amazon.com/Heavy-Metal-Wringer-Gill-Manufacturing/dp/B003XKEK50

If anyone knows the exact one in the gif reply with a link to it so I can edit the purchase link, thanks!

For those interested, I think this is the heavy duty tube wringer.

I need some cuticle advice. My cuticle are a hot mess. I only get professional manis done every few months & they look 1000x better despite doing all the things I've been told not to do (push back, cut with metal, etc.)... when I try that, they look worse.

Would the SH cuticle remover help? Any other recommendations?

For reference, I wash my hands A LOT. I moisturize after most of the washing, oil them every 2-3 nights & use sunscreen on my hands quite often.

My cuticles are awful, that's no way to ring in my 30th year! Cheer up buttercup!

I’m similar to you in that I seem to have lots of cuticle skin and you can’t see much (or any, on some nails) of my moons.

I use Sally Hansen Cuticle Remover and push the skin back with an orange stick (or cuticle pusher) and then use cuticle nippers to cut the excess off.

I know lots of people are against the cutting of cuticles, but if I don’t then they snag / tear and bleed.

Just a side note, not being able to see the moons can be a sign of B12 deficiency or thyroid issues. I have both.

I put this cuticle remover stuff on them, push em back with the wooden cuticle sticks, wash hands and then use the Burt's Bees cuticle cream. I do this maybe once a week, probably less.

I don't even know if the remover stuff is necessary for me. I don't have major cuticle issues and they never look that different after pushing.

Linky. Cuticle remover for me jacked up cuticles.

Thanks for the contest!

Or this exact thing:
http://www.amazon.com/FLIPPER-Reliable-Inexpensive-Toilet-Lifter/dp/B0052SVSQ0

Seriously, guys pee standing up, why not have a pedal you step on that lifts the seat for you. No hassle, automatic closing.

Like this?

They've had these for a while...

Hey I totally understand, I work at a bike shop without a shower and a few of us have had this issue. Unfortunately, I live too far away to bike into work, but a few of us use these, but I've also heard good things about these. Best of luck!

I happen to be a gym rat already so I work out most of the time before showering. But sometimes I get in slumps and don't work out at all. If you're really concerned about appearances, go in the middle of the night. Most Planet Fitness, Anytime Fitness and 24 Hour Fitness are open 24/7. So are many smaller gyms. They give you an access card and you can go when nobody else is there. Also just buy a gym bag with a team logo on it so you look like someone who works out. Don't carry your whole life in your shower bag; make it look like you're there solely to work out and/or shower. If you take a hiking backpack in the gym, people may notice! :)

I've noticed some 24 Hour Fitness in Colorado and San Diego have no shower curtains; LA Fitness has partly transparent ones. I avoid those specific locations. Not into voyeurism. But yeah I take my bottle of body wash and shampoo into the shower. I pay my due just like everyone else. Definitely bring all your own stuff and invest $10 in a pair of sandals/flip-flops to wear in the shower.

There are also full-body shower wipes when you simply do not feel like being around a bunch of old, naked dudes talking about sports and politics in the locker room.

http://www.amazon.com/Athletic-Body-Wipes-ShowerPill-10/dp/B0061QL8EE

P.S. I also have a Helio Camp Shower. It has a foot pump for pressures and one of those rinse things to wash with like most sinks have. Works awesome when you're off-grid or boondocking.

http://brianwilkins.org/?p=374

So I've had two surgeries total, my bowel symptoms before my first surgery were lots of constipation, lots of bloating. Around my periods it would be very painful to poop, sometimes I would get diarrhea around my periods. Pooping took forever, probably because my bowel was adhered to the wall of my body and couldn't move normally. After my first surgery (excision and endometrioma removal) it was easier but I was still having significant pain around periods. My second surgery (excision, PSN, ovary removal) has helped a lot more. It is much much easier to go. I am also doing Miralax almost every evening, and using a squatty potty. In the mornings when I wake up, I will say the urge is more on the uncomfortable/verging on painful side than before my endo was bad. But I'm also still healing, and I definitely found from my last surgery that it took a few months for this to subside. It's not really too bad and it passes immediately after pooping.

You need a Squatty Potty! It helps get shit out. https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B007BISCT0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1469586377&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=squatty+potty&psc=1

Squatty Potty The Original Bathroom Toilet Stool, 9 inch Height, White https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B007BISCT0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_1BHtDbG6J8SVR

Get yourself one of these. I used to flip the trashcan upside down before I got this.
http://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Ecco-Toilet-Stool/dp/B007BISCT0/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1395124943&sr=8-2&keywords=squatty+potty

You should squat, not sit.

http://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Ecco-Toilet-Stool/dp/B007BISCT0/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1394346624&sr=8-2&keywords=squatty+potty

I'm so bloated I caved and bought a poop stool.

I look more pregnant than I should.

I guess a squatty potty because I watched an episode of shark tank and it looked revolutionary. :P

> you should try taking a shit "au natural"

For the uninitiated (watch the commercial)

Either grab a box from around the house or buy one
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B007BISCT0&ved=2ahUKEwjCxvjF5ZngAhUIPnAKHVHOCEkQFjAAegQIAhAB&usg=AOvVaw2Eyk9z5KNJz88J0TszdxhB

Thanks to this sub, I ordered some unbranded 221 from Urban Outfitters for a great deal. They'll be my first pair of raws, I've lurked a bit and I'm excited to go down the raw denim rabbit hole. Can't wait to get my hands on 'em. thank you.


To contribute to the GD thread, my g/f got a squatty potty this week: product home link, amazon link


It's...ok. I'm familiar with squatting toilets and can use them no problem, and I totally buy into the idea that squatting is better, but its just not as comfortable. But it's definitely a conversation piece and she ordered bunch to give out as Christmas presents. We'll see how my receptive my parents are.

I would go ahead and consider an enema. You can buy fleet's or soap suds enemas but by far the most effective IMO are the glycerin suppositories. They may cause some cramping/digestive discomfort for a few minutes but they are the best for complete emptying. Take as needed until normal bowel function returns.

Make sure that you are incorporating plenty of fruits and greens in your diet and drink plenty of water. Switch to a non-constipating prenatal (look for chelate instead of regular Iron- still constipates but not nearly as bad). Also consider one of these https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B007BISCT0. I think it made the biggest difference in my ability to go.

My guess is u have never used this. http://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Toilet-Stool-White/dp/B007BISCT0

damn $35 for a stool http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007BISCT0

> if I were rich I'd have a special squatting toilet.

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http://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Ecco-Toilet-Stool/dp/B007BISCT0

gostool.com/store/

http://www.lillipad.co.nz/

http://naturesplatform.com/

http://www.ginacor.com/

http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/1261632233/nonslip_plastic_toilet_step_stool_squatting.html?s=p

http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/1012025170/Plastic_bathroom_step_stool_nonslip_toilet.html

Clearly, such an advanced device cannot be made by yourself either.

This works for the Western world

http://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty%C2%AE-Ecco-Toilet-Stool/dp/B007BISCT0

https://www.amazon.com/Plastic-Squeezer-Toothpaste-Dispenser-Bathroom/dp/B0087FIHDW

This thread is making me feel like people aren't aware that these exist.

Worth the investment?

My wife does this too. A few dollars saved our marriage. 3 Ez Plastic Tube Squeezer Toothpaste Dispenser Holder Rolling Bathroom Extract https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0087FIHDW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_kyYmxbZA1D2A3

These toothpaste squeezers are very useful, make good stocking stuffers & will satisfy the frugalite in you by saving you money over time.

http://www.amazon.com/Plastic-Squeezer-Toothpaste-Dispenser-Bathroom/dp/B0087FIHDW

http://www.amazon.com/Squeezit-CLP-SQ2-TR-Evriholder-Toothpaste/dp/B001BYFCHA

Huh, interesting. I might have to check it out. Here's the toothpaste thing I was talking about

https://www.amazon.com/Squeezer-Toothpaste-Dispenser-Bathroom-Assorted/dp/B0087FIHDW

Lots of people swear by the squatty potty. Very enthusiastic reviews: https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B00ESKVN7W

Then you're almost there.

Time to buy a squatty potty. Just read the reviews. The people aren't lying. It's life changing. Guaranteed a "one wipe" movement every time, With the matamucil and the potty

Squatty Potty The Original Bathroom Toilet Stool 7"- White https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ESKVN7W/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_l0tCyb1SVBKV7

IMO, the best deal is Squatty Pottys on sale.

Skeleton Challenge: Take a crack at constructing your childhood. https://www.amazon.com/Puzzled-Styracosaurus-Wooden-Puzzle-Construction/dp/B000NQI25G/ref=pd_sim_21_4?ie=UTF8&dpID=61l1DyrUw5L&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=AS8MHR9YY3FVKBJKCG7N

Humidor: Yes its a box, but a really fucking nice, specialty box.

The Scrap Challenge: Small bits, small projects, small works of art.

The Pizza Peel Project: Who doesn't like pizza? Let your creativity run wild!

The Fine Woodworkers Squatty Potty: Don't know what a Squatty Potty is? https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B00ESKVN7W/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1467259220&sr=8-1&keywords=squatty+potty+toilet+stool Just a stool to help your.......stool. Who wouldn't want a Kona, Walnut and Brazilian Cherry mini stool to put their feet up.

I use a Squatty Potty. As a guy with major IBS, it changed my life.

Back to the future

I’m sure you know about the Squatty Potty but I didn’t know about it until a year ago or so so maybe you don’t! It’s supposed to help you poo better lol. 💩

I have severe constipation also, but mine was caused from pain meds. A few weeks ago it was so bad I cried for days trying to pass my stool and almost went to the ER. Since that time I heard about this Squatty Potty and bought one, and I am telling you, it really WORKS!

The squatty potty seats you so your intestines are going straight up and down. Basically you sit down, put your feet up and the work is done for you. You can have a bowel movement with little or no effort. To me, it feels almost like it "falls out". For $25 it was worth EVERY PENNY to me. Read the reviews https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ESKVN7W/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_dp_T2_4-GlzbJKC09A4

My man, if you are taking more than five minutes to poop, you need a Squatty Potty. The name is ridiculous and the commercials absurd, but the actual product works wonders. Seriously. Try it.

Squatty potty!!!

https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B00ESKVN7W/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Toothpaste tube squeezers are a thing. Much less expensive and a lot more basic than this awesome tool for paint but very useful.

Toothpaste Tube Squeezer 5 Pack

Havent seen this toothpaste squeezer on here yet. Reusable and pretty cheap.

Tube squeezer.

Who the fuck did that to the poor toothpaste?!?! There’s so much toothpaste left in that tube, all you need to do is get one of these https://www.amazon.com/Toothpaste-Squeezer-Wringer-Artist-Painter/dp/B01MT2A6WP

Great helpful write up! Some clarifying questions:


Midnight what time zone?


Have you used a Stadium Buddy before?


Duro-Med Portable Wearable Men's Urinal, One Size Fits Most https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000FHAMX8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_LQWYxbQ7X85TE



I'd recommend using a password manager to have your CC info, address available with one click. My password manager 1Password fills in all those fields almost instantly, saving you those precious seconds. You don't have to read your numerical CC info, 1Password fills in all those numbers.

There is this for those hard to reach places.

I just go ahead and buy a few of these: http://www.amazon.com/NOVA-Medical-Products-Male-Urinal/dp/B003U3CJWQ

Last year I used: http://www.amazon.com/Depend-FIT-FLEX-Incontinence-Underwear-Absorbency/dp/B004M3CPDG/ref=sr_1_2_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1463676451&sr=1-2&keywords=depends

Get some medical urinal bottles off of amazon, you can pee while sitting in your chair with less chance of over spray. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003U3CJWQ/ref=mp_s_a_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1485481574&sr=8-2&keywords=urinal+bottle

Sorry, looks like the link from that blog is out of stock: try this one: http://www.amazon.com/FLIPPER-Reliable-Inexpensive-Toilet-Lifter/dp/B0052SVSQ0/ref=pd_sim_sbs_hi_1

I recently read this eloquently written review for the Squatty Potty. Probably SFW.

http://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty%C2%AE-Ecco-Toilet-Stool/dp/B007BISCT0/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1418736351&sr=8-3&keywords=squatty+potty

That is literally a thing. https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B00ESKVN7W

Kinda weird to find in the bathroom of a friend or person you're seeing romantically

How are there still so many primitives who don't use a toothpaste roller?

There are many options... stainless steel... even Tiffany's.

But this is so much more satisfying. It's thrilling how it crimps the tubes.

Buy [these](
http://www.amazon.com/Plastic-Squeezer-Toothpaste-Dispenser-Bathroom/dp/B0087FIHDW/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1462754572&sr=8-1&keywords=toothpaste+squeezer)
They work great.

#2. Because nowadays there are a lot of obese people who have to use those toilet paper grabbers like in the picture. It is kind of sad.