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And the clock used on the fake bomb doesn't even have an alarm function.

Note: Better bomb picture here.

• NONE of these bombs was intended to explode.
  
• Meaning the bomber didn't intend to actually hurt or kill anyone, suggesting they were sympathetic to the recipients.
  
• Bomber intentionally misspelled words in attempt to pass themselves off as the left wing's stereotype of a low IQ right-wing crazy.
  
• Bomber knew that narrative would immediately become "crazy right wing bomber."
  
  This is, without any doubt, Antifa or one of their sympathizers trying to smear the opposition.
  
  
  NEW : Even more evidence that these were sent by a leftist trying to frame their stereotype of right wingers: Bombs have Get Er Done stickers on them.

Pendulux, Table Clock, 17" H x 4.5" W x 5" D, 2.55 lbs - Rocket

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01M00QMOJ

Pendulux, Table Clock, 17" H x 7" W x 7" D, 2.55 lbs - Karl

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07GZW4LDN

Pendulux, Bookends, 14" H x 7" W x 5" D, 8.15 lbs (Ray Gun)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07JQB9GWL

Binary clock

Always

https://www.amazon.com/Sharper-Image-Electronic-Display-Contemporary/dp/B07CD7S9PZ

This might help you: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Lumie-Bodyclock-STARTER-Wake-Up-Features/dp/B002TEXEAI

Slowly lights up to wake you like the sun would. so your body comes out of deep sleep more naturally rather than suddenly.

Or you could try one of the alarms which is like a helicopter and fires off around the room?

For the workout, I drink NO Xplode on the way to the gym to get me mentally awake and focused for the workout

I've got...

A couple pictures of me with my wife and kid (one current one 10 years old)

A small shallow flower pot with 3 rocks with googly eyes attached. It was a gift from my daughter from like first grade, the each rock represents one of us.

A water bottle branded by my agency (I'm an IT contractor)

And few desk gadgets/toys/knick-knacks...

• Binary Clock
  
• The Millennium Falcon
  
• Jelly Belly Beer Can
  
• Magnetic Man-Shaped Papercips (Mine has a black base)
  
• Yoshi in a Kart
  
• Fallout Bobblehead (From the Fallout 3 Collector's Edition)
  
• Optimus Prime (I won him years ago in a Pepsi cap contest)
  
  Edit: Whoops, forgot to add Optimus and the bobblehead. Also fixed the links to be more descriptive... Though most of the stuff didn't come from Amazon.

This is the one I own: https://www.target.com/p/extra-large-display-digital-alarm-clock-white-pine-capello-174/-/A-51539578

Just search for "wood digital clocks" and there are tons of options in many shapes and colors.

Here is one similar to this post (I couldn't find one with non-rounded corners):
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071X7XFZK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_r3oVBbJ5FB6TQ

Triangle: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B078HKGTGR/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i5oVBbA354CSB

Cube: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071SCVB1V/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_l6oVBbEFCDHM9

Hexagon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074V83S4F/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_27oVBbS2W3DFQ

Bird house: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0785JV41D/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_W9oVBbKYHXZMW

Here's the same concept but stone rather than wood: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01L3BCAYI/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_A.oVBb7XKC7S6

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B078P4X6RX/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_IapVBbY49EGBP

The timer on the front doesn't even have an alarm: https://www.amazon.com/Digital-Display-Calendar-Dashboard-Bedside/dp/B014CZLTJE/ref=sr_1_15?ie=UTF8&qid=1540422161&sr=8-15&keywords=huayang+clock

I have the same one from Amazon but when I linked it a year ago or so it was no longer being sold. Let me try and find the link.

Edit

Heres the link: Desk Clock with USB Charger, Modern Sleek Wooden Texture Design - Digital White LED with Date, Temperature, Humidity and Backup Battery - Desktop Clock for Your Office and Home https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0793F8FW5/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_U4wYDbF613RVJ

Turns out mine is a bit more slanted while that one is a box but it looks to be the same functionally

Well, half of the time.

Here's a link.

WoneNice Retro Flip Down Clock - Internal Gear Operated-Black https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A757S76/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apip_FVlbSJC6sHH5w

Thanks! Got it on Amazon

I used to have a sunrise alarm clock. It generates an artificial sunrise which kicks in gradually before you need to wake up. By the time I'd set it for I'd have woken up naturally thanks to all the light - but there's a backup buzzer alarm too. It's a far gentler way to start the day.

This sort of thing. I broke mine some years ago, but it did give me good service. It was more expensive than a regular alarm clock, but for me it was really worth it. I was very much a victim of the snooze button too but found that the gradual brightening of the room was a great solution for my lengthy wake-up process.

Got this clock as a Christmas gift (Amazon link).

SS: This other post was already made for how there is no postmarks over the stamps. That is a head scratcher.

But, even if the postmark is just too hard to see, this still makes no sense. There is no way to send a package more than 1 ounce for this little postage!

USPS postages for small packages are given here. As you can see, it is $3.50 for any package that is 1-4 ounces. Something as heavy as this object would still be a few dollars more than that.

In the other post, someone discovered that this clock on Amazon is the one used to make the "bomb". It doesn't have an alarm function on it, so to be operational, the entire circuit board would need to be removed, and then a redesigned circuit board with an alarm function would have to be put inside instead.

Pretty sure it’s one of these

There is a lot of them that all look roughly the same if you search flip down clock on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/Digital-Display-Calendar-Dashboard-Bedside/dp/B014CZLTJE

Compare the clocks.
Edit:

Regarding intended detonators, why do you think an alarm clock would be added to a bomb? So the bomber knows when he delivered it? So whoever sees it knows the time of day? Cmon.

Like this?

Lumie Bodyclock Starter 30 Wake-Up Light Alarm Clock with Sunrise and Sunset Features

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B002TEXEAI/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_6dwszb5ZXFQD6

I work nights so have something similar to this, I use one of these, I used to have real trouble getting up in the 'morning', 5 alarms set which I would sleep through at least once a week, but with this by the time my alarm goes (if I don't wake up naturally) I'm much more awake and responsive, I've never been a morning person but this has helped immensely.

Sadly I can't either at this point. Watch massdrop for deals though the hype on them has died down they may be affordable soon.

Always thought this was cool too.

When my computer was down in the living room I'd even get complements from filthy casuals non-tech people on this clock. Just make sure whatever you have it's something you like. You'll be the one staring at it most of the time.

Also if you don't have any sort of LED lighting on your desk I'd strongly recommend it. It's one of those things you think you wouldn't care about until you have it. I have these but they're nothing special, you can find them all over.

Edit: I just noticed the clock I linked to is no longer available and they've added an ugly logo on the top. Here's a link to a similar one in a different color.

For anyone else who wants this http://www.amazon.com/Can-You-Imagine-Melting-Clock/dp/B004RBZ9AO/ref=wl_it_dp_o_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=5PHX3UVYOV76&coliid=I9DW3HUQ98Z37

https://www.amazon.com/WoneNice-Retro-Digital-Flip-Clock/dp/B00A757S76/ref=sr_1_4?keywords=flip+clock&qid=1574734409&sr=8-4

reminded me of this

Nice!

I once volunteered at Goodwill and scored this for $1, in brand new condition. I still have it sitting next to my desk. At the time, it was like $40 on Think Geek.

Dragon ear cuff! It feels so Game of Thrones-y

or

Solar Dancing Sunflower! Saw this in someone's car and almost flipped my shit!

or

Melting Clock! Surreal!

Any of these would be amazing. I couldn't just pick one cause they're all so cool. If you decide to gift me, any one of these would be nice to have.

This! thank you for the contest.

You can also get those at a ton of other sites, and cheaper. Amazon has them too, as do many, many aviation sites (just like those remove before flight keychains.)

http://www.amazon.com/Trintec-Series-Aviation-Altimeter-Altitude/dp/B00H0P1L5G/ref=pd_cp_e_1

This one's a bit more expensive but also looks neat:

http://www.amazon.com/Boeing-Cockpit-Desk-Clock/dp/B00OPEJSOG/ref=pd_sim_sbs_e_3?ie=UTF8&refRID=11N2QN3YS8G3W4HYBFT0

They also make them in wall clock size for the ageing pilot :D

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002MVYO4S/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_1?pf_rd_p=1944687702&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B0036V3X6S&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=1TGZ5ZQGZ5QC7RW1J4QB

From what I've read over the years, they are your basic cheap alarm clock like you'd buy at most regular stores. They just add a fancier case and printing.

How about a melting clock or these purple dragon carrot seeds? is that unique enough. jetsons

How fun! Let me see...

• $0-5 - Flux Capacitor sticker. Because everyone loves Back to the Future as much as me, right?
  
  
• $5- 10 - This neat-o melting clock.
  
  
• $10- 20 - This right here is where it is at. I was just going to post this but then noticed we do all four categories. Anyway, this is an awesome, fun, easy and safe marbling kit
  to create some really awesome pieces of art. Great for homemade cards or just a fun project, and it is also great for (almost) all ages!
  
  
• $20- 50 - The Molecular Gastronomy Kit. If you are either a decent cook, or just beginning, this is an awesome way to experiment with food, and make your friends think you are some sort of subsistence wizard.

That's a binary clock.

The time the 1st pic was taken was at 12:32:27.

The time the 2nd pic was taken was at 12:32:53.

Thanks, I love it.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00A757S76/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Thanks :)

Here is the clock. Its very bright even on low setting so not recommended for a bedroom.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00BUIW7V6/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o05_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Yours is still freakin pretty!
You can get new, plastic, flips for cheap from china, I have these:

www.amazon.com/WoneNice-Retro-Flip-Down-Clock/dp/B00A757S76 looks pretty slick, but its noisy.

http://www.amazon.com/ZJchao-TM-Classic-Modern-Stylish/dp/B00EAMZUKE is very plastic cheap, but functional

Geek here. If you really wanna mess with people, get a binary clock

http://www.amazon.com/Melting-Clock-Art-Operated-Timepiece/dp/B004RBZ9AO/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1313845832&sr=8-2

This looks like the same thing.

http://www.amazon.com/Can-You-Imagine-Melting-Clock/dp/B004RBZ9AO

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FQTSKF5?ref=yo_pop_ma_swf

https://www.amazon.com/Fdit-Digital-Dashboard-Electronic-Calendar/dp/B07CR7FNW6

>You do realize we live in the era of social media, right?

You do realize you're talking to one of the guys that puts on the big bulky suit and hopes the guy behind bme doesn't smash a paper bag so I shit myself right?

There are RULES for dealing with these things - rule #1 is you don't trust homemade bang bangs. Rule #2 is you evacuate and don't use anything electronic within 500 feet.

The fact that you can't find me a single fucking example, even though there are tons of bomb callouts each month proves my point.

SO. MANY. THINGS, haha. Half my wishlist is things for my house.

I'm just going to link a bunch of cool things real quick, just to give you an idea of whats out there and what you can get. And since you mentioned plungers...this ones first

Pirate skull plunger! It goes back and forth between being unavailable to available but it's a pretty nifty way to deck out an otherwise boring house item!

Melting Clock Is a hella sweet, very Alice in Wonderland-y!

An umbrella because everyone needs one of those, and this one just happens to have the bonus of looking like a samurai sword.

A scooby doo mystery machine salt and pepper shaker I actually own this one, it is so cool. Magnets connect the two parts together! (they actually have a bunch of different ones as well, not just scooby doo but Looney tunes, etc.)

Annnd speaking of loony tunes, they have baking pans shaped like characters that you can do all sorts of things with-bake, freeze, etc.

And as for me, the thing I'd like to stock my house with are these because who doesn't want gargoyle computer speakers? (particularly if you're like me, and are attempting to have a haunted mansion themed living room.)

https://www.amazon.com/Nixie-Tube-Clock-14-Tubes/dp/B07H6NLFST/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?keywords=tube+clock&qid=1564756794&s=gateway&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEySEpGQldQUERFMlE0JmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwNjM5MDE2MVpHN1U5SDFGTlNLMyZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwMzkzMjQxT1U4RElMN0lQRUFRJndpZGdldE5hbWU9c3BfcGhvbmVfc2VhcmNoX2F0ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU=

This: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Lumie-Bodyclock-STARTER-Wake-Up-Features/dp/B002TEXEAI/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1464127039&sr=8-3&keywords=sunrise+alarm+clock+light
You need that. Had a room with very little light in it a lot of the and that made waking up so much easier! Plus you can set it to automatically dim itself so as you're going to bed you're lulled to sleep.

[You should get this clock] (http://www.amazon.com/Can-You-Imagine-Melting-Clock/dp/B004RBZ9AO/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1375136116&sr=8-2&keywords=clocks) because it is unique (and because i want it to lol). You are pretty amazing for a warlock :).

Oh, that sucks about your doctor. The NHS is fab but soooo variable :(

Ok so I couldn't find anywhere to get the exact one I had but this one looks very similar. Lumie were one of the first companies to make these commercially, and they're very good. You have to be careful as some of the SAD lamps use really bright 'normal' light bulbs but I believe there is a certain type of bulb which mimics daylight more accurately, and Lumie use those. The sunrise/sunset functions really helped me get into a better sleep cycle, which had a positive knock on effect. Hope that's helpful :)

This is one of the coolest things!

Also... knock knock....

Also Justin Bieber is one of the cockiest douchebags to ever rise to fame.

Also I want to be you

Also have a great day, and thanks for the contest!!

Amazon!

Nice try. You didn't make this. It exists on Amazon and elsewhere if you need proof.

Everybody that upvoted this, for shame.

1 cent less and free shipping w/ Prime on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Can-You-Imagine-Melting-Clock/dp/B004RBZ9AO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1370564474&sr=8-1&keywords=melting+clock :]

Yeah. I found it on amazon : https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B06Y689533/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

13.12

This is pretty cool

These purple shelves are awesome!

This collage

To add some color

Beautiful bedding and the matching curtains

Some lighting

Spice up the wall

I could keep going, I love doing this stuff!

Found it on Amazon!

This will go perfectly on the shelf above your computer!


Decorate already!

I love my lumie!!

ETA: I have this one

https://www.washingtonpost.com/resizer/8cm98i9oZ3A5AejyeWpF2Vu8oqQ=/480x0/arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/O5W5QTWYOII6RA4EXTCUSL7PJE.jpg


That's a photo of the outside of the device. Note the use of what appears to be a timer on what I can only describe as the worst possible type of bomb to use a timer on.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/DO-COMPOSITE-pipebomb-V1.jpg?strip=all&quality=100&w=750&h=500&crop=1

There's a photo of the device, plus an Xray. You can clearly see that there are no victim activated mechanisms inside the device. There is what might potentially be a spool of nichrome wire, but there isn't actually a large enough battery present in the device to engage a section of nichrome wire that size in a manner that it would actually cause any explosive I know of to detonate (at least any that wouldn't explode from simple handling in the mail system)

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https://www.countable.us/articles/13347-breaking-bombs-delivered-yesterday-fake


And if you don't like my opinion on it, here's some other guy who's allegedly an expert.


If that's not enough for you, here's the fucking clock that was duct taped to the outside:
https://www.amazon.com/Digital-Display-Calendar-Dashboard-Bedside/dp/B014CZLTJE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1540891037&sr=8-1&keywords=1+pc+lcd+digital+display+clock


It doesn't even have an alarm function. It is not capable of functioning as a timer.

I’ve had a similar idea. You can get an alarm clock which can record a few voices if you don’t have a spare device. It was about $25 on Amazon

Send signals to what? The timer?

This timer? The one without an alarm?

https://www.amazon.com/Digital-Display-Calendar-Dashboard-Bedside/dp/B014CZLTJE

The same "timer" that "anyone" would "send through the mail system" because mail always gets delivered at the same specific time everyday? /s

And if it isn't the timer, then what pray, are those wires supposed to be sending a signal to?

You keep calling my arguments and sources flimsy, but where is your proof that these bomb threats were real despite the bombs themselves being deemed harmless???

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Lumie-Bodyclock-Starter-Wake-Up-Features/dp/B002TEXEAI they expensive though but this tight arse found it worth it for waking up at 5am

I bought a Lumie 30.

Basic, but still not cheap. The alarm noise is dreadful. The buttons are a bit clunky and the selections aren't very intuitive. The clock runs a bit slow. But, it does the job. Good "first" wake-up light to see if these are your thing. You can get them cheaper on ebay, if you have the patience to bid. Spring time might be better to try to find a bargain there.

If you don't mind spending a little money I'd recommend getting an alarm clock that wakes you up gradually like this one. It makes getting up a little less difficult.

My Dad swears by this though, but he loves his gadgets.

Maybe something like this

Get one of these https://www.amazon.co.uk/Lumie-Bodyclock-Starter-Wake-Up-Features/dp/B002TEXEAI

Justin Bieber is one of the cockiest douchebags to ever rise to fame.

you may be a girl, but so am i. not every girl is girly, so i am going to link you a few different items :)

also, i'm native american so this is how part of my bedroom is decorated. the picture was taken for a fellow redditor as he was putting together a photo album for his wife.

so here it goes.. one

two

i'm also a fan of skulls and day of the dead so here's a few things you might like .

i would get this for myself if i could.

meow

here, have a melting clock.

who doesn't like pillows . weird people don't like pillows

ok i think i'm done

enjoy!

Here's a clock that I think is super cool. And this is something that I need to make a pop filter with [: Thanks for the contest, man. Don't worry be happy

No official statement yet, but trustworthy source here

Also, take note of the device posted by CNN. End to end wire is one red flag. Additionally, the clock used as a "timer" actually has no alarm function. It's just for show to make it scram "I'm a bomb" to people whose only interaction with explosive devices are from the movies where timers are used to add to the suspense.