Best gags & practical joke toys according to redditors

We found 884 Reddit comments discussing the best gags & practical joke toys. We ranked the 304 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.

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Top Reddit comments about Gags & Practical Joke Toys:

u/cloudsofdawn · 1406 pointsr/UnethicalLifeProTips

Liquid Ass Fart Spray from Amazon . Read the reviews. A few sprays under the door once in a while may help, or even cause them to move or be evicted from the smell.

u/onecoolhand1 · 155 pointsr/Unexpected

It's possible to make your own. Here's a Step-by-step. You can also find them pre-made online

u/ovoKOS7 · 106 pointsr/LearnUselessTalents
u/pizza_for_nunchucks · 101 pointsr/firstworldanarchists

Here you go. Be the anarchist you’ve always wanted to be!

u/Chuck_Raycer · 81 pointsr/casualChildAbuse

These are a joke gift, and I got my dad a whole bunch for Christmas one year. His favorite was the Crib Dribbler.

u/cobalt_phantom · 77 pointsr/gifs
u/Mr_Original_II · 76 pointsr/gifs

just ordered one



Edit to add the link provided by whisker-biscuitt, the real hero here.
just ordered 6 more. with Prime!

u/illiriya · 73 pointsr/INEEEEDIT
u/testmule · 55 pointsr/motorcycles

This would be sprayed in his gloves to the point they are soaked and a nice dusting in his lid & pray we're in a helmet law state.

Liquid Ass https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_RXsKBb7HPPEEC

u/ASonicAssault · 52 pointsr/funny

BTW everyone, this is just a novelty gag gift box you can get on amazon for $7.49.

Link

In case anyone actually wants it.

u/justPassingThrou15 · 51 pointsr/MildlyVandalised

hijacking top for the curious and mischevious:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01NAUCQIR

u/cmn_jcs · 36 pointsr/talesfromtechsupport

Reminds me of the Annoy-a-Tron

u/vintagefancollector · 35 pointsr/AskMen

Spray some Liquid Ass on his stinky pile of clothes and under his bed.

I bet it will be enough to get him to clean his crap up.

u/PMmeUrKittyCat · 25 pointsr/funny
u/ThelemaAbbey · 24 pointsr/adult_toys

Looks to be something like this!

u/Sparkpulse · 23 pointsr/JUSTNOMIL

Invest in the Vulcan. Also I, personally, dual-wield a set of Barricades that have yet to let me down. When they run out of bullets, I just switch to a Marauder, but I don't think you want to do that...

... now that I'm thinking about it, if I start a chapter of the Order, my weapon is going to be Liquid Ass plus Airzooka Air Cannon because I am the family's Chaos Child and this is how I roll.

u/davidredsox · 21 pointsr/gifs

You just made me google "smiley barf slurp toy". I hope you're happy.

https://www.amazon.com/Yellow-Vomiting-Sucking-Stress-Tricky/dp/B01LETPP3W

EDIT: Honestly, I think discovering this was worth the inevitable Japanese toy ads I will be receiving in the future.

u/o_0Zero · 20 pointsr/funny

I like this, but I think we can make an integrated, all-in-one solution by using dye with some Liquid Ass mixed in. We could call it "Purple Stank".


u/lilmunchkin22 · 18 pointsr/funny

Look up the reviews for “Liquid ass” on Amazon if you want to make your day better. Edit: https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/product-reviews/B000OCEWGW

u/FurryPornConnoisseur · 18 pointsr/de

Vielleicht regelmäßig ein paar Spritzer hiervon im Flur sprühen.

u/xxThe_Dice_manxx · 17 pointsr/whatisthisthing

Looks like a light sensor connected to a speaker.

Only thing I can think of is it's an annoyer which makes a chirp when someone passes the light sensor.

Something like this:
http://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Annoy-a-tron-2-0/dp/B002YE3YDU/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top?ie=UTF8

u/fickle_fuck · 17 pointsr/gifsthatkeepongiving

Ok, how about $1.84 and free shipping? Well it was free shipping when I ordered it a while ago.

At any rate, there's plenty of cheap options on Amazon.

u/scratchnsniffy · 15 pointsr/berkeley

Spray Liquid Ass on the bench.

u/LonesomeObserver · 14 pointsr/AskMen

Was sitting in my room, just finished a protein shake in a futile attempt in gaining weight about 30 minutes or so earlier. I was hot, trying to relax and cool down. Let one RIP. Dear God, the stench was so heinous it gave me a debilitating and severely nauseating headache and made me throw up, thankfully not before getting to the bathroom.

The other fart I remember best while not actually being mine was my mothers. It was my mother, stepfather, half sister, and I driving to my grandparents house. I dont know wtf she ate or what buf she let it RIP and before long the van is filled with the heinous stench of a rotting skunk and the infamous prank odor, liquid ass. We were all gagging and retching and had to open every window to clear the stench.

u/papamajama · 14 pointsr/maybemaybemaybe
u/VROF · 13 pointsr/AdviceAnimals

I highly recommend this. Years ago I was seriously pissed off at my teenagers for being too entitled and lazy to make a Christmas list. Christmas had been boring for years because people ask for what they want, and they get it.

One year I gave each kid money and told them to buy their own gifts, wrap them up and at least on Christmas I would be surprised. We loved it. Now everyone in our family does this. We buy our own gifts, wrap them up and then open them on Christmas and gush to the person who "gave" it to us. My kids always end up buying stuff I don't really approve of and would never buy them and everyone thinks it is hilarious. For example, one year when my son was 15 he bought something called Liquid Ass and made a huge deal about how happy he was I got it for him. He told EVERYONE that "my mom got me this for Christmas." My husband always buys himself stuff I would never get either. Last year he thanked me for the box of stinky cigars "I" got him for Christmas.

It really is fun. Or it was fun while it lasted. Now my kids are in college and are afraid the consumerism is destroying the world so they don't want to exchange gifts. So it will be stockings only.

u/LiquidZeroEA · 13 pointsr/nottheonion
u/BigFatTomato · 13 pointsr/Guitar

Please buy this for scale pics. Giant Novelty Penny Fake Jumbo Coin https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00S8MLU3I/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_1LPCybP44GC3X

u/TrumpetExhibitionist · 13 pointsr/geek
u/shanely · 12 pointsr/ottawa

Talk to your landlord about it, but if that doesn't go anywhere and you don't want to leave - use lots of this.

u/llamanoir · 12 pointsr/childfree

Security cameras and Liquid Ass spray.

ETA: Motion-activated sprinkler.

u/PopAndSlap125 · 12 pointsr/audioengineering
u/MakinBaconErrDay · 12 pointsr/bettafish

They asked me if I had gotten one of their coupons and handed me a box like this. Got startled when the spider hit my finger haha. They must have been giving betta to anyone who fell for it?

u/WebMaka · 12 pointsr/MechanicAdvice

> You are going to get fucked with. Hard.

Yep, expect plenty of snipe hunts, and if you really want to set yourself apart, plan for them.

If they send you on a parts run to get a bottle of blinker fluid, tell 'em your car uses that and have one in your car. Muffler bearings? Yep, those are actually a real thing - they're used in exhaust cutouts and a few performance cars with variable muffler airflow routing use them as well - but a suitable substitute for derailing that snipe hunt would be a pair of bearings from inline skates or skateboards. Relative bearing grease is harder to plan for, so be imaginative. (A tube of grease with a compass glued onto it was the best idea I've seen.)

u/lamordnt · 11 pointsr/Portland

There is this stuff on amazon called liquid ass. A squirt or two near the camper is enough to make even the filthiest of criddlers run for the hills. Liquid Ass https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_baQEzbS860TK0

u/Bielzabutt · 10 pointsr/ProRevenge

"liquid ass" I'm pretty sure you can get it at any prank store.

u/ElMax- · 10 pointsr/4chan

I think this is the spray he used

u/innominate6283 · 10 pointsr/DirkGently

There have been successful campaigns, but, to my knowledge, they all had a physical component that was sent to the network e.g. letters, tabasco, peanuts. If people start doing that for Dirk Gentle, I suggest Panic Pete squeeze toys.

u/FondSteam39 · 10 pointsr/Unexpected
u/alio_laski · 10 pointsr/oddlysatisfying

He bought it off Amazon, but the one he bought specifically isn't in stock. Here's one I found by Googling 'smiley face vomit plastic', lol

u/peon47 · 9 pointsr/gaming
u/BubbleYum666 · 9 pointsr/beyondthebump

I thought it was going to be one of those fake boxes you put a gift in, like these

u/BonfireinRageValley · 9 pointsr/BlackPeopleTwitter
u/HiredMind · 9 pointsr/Whatcouldgowrong
u/fts55 · 8 pointsr/AskReddit

Fill a ballon with partailly shaving cream and the rest water. Gets them smelling weird after hit. Also works with chicken bullion cubes.

Half a condom full of vinegar and half of baking soda tie it off fast and throw it into a room.

Always a Favorite.

If most people have water jugs or a brita filter thing you can always put salt into it.

Fake spiders. Fake spiders everywhere.

Air horn to a door stop.

If people like it ill give more.

u/woodycanuck · 8 pointsr/Calgary

I'm not saying you should buy this and spray it on the bike seat. That would be wrong. This stuff smells absolutely atrocious and lasts a long time, and sticks to anything that touches it. So don't do that.

https://www.amazon.ca/Mister-Liquid-Ass-Fart-Spray/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1493737120&sr=8-1&keywords=stink+spray

u/majikmonkie · 8 pointsr/Winnipeg

I'm just gonna leave this here. You should look into it.

http://www.amazon.ca/Mister-Liquid-Ass-Fart-Spray/dp/B000OCEWGW

u/jellybonez · 8 pointsr/videos

This toy was recently accused of sexually assaulting a woman. However, if you'd like to buy one of your own, Amazon has some in stock. Get your own pee pee boy before they're banned!

u/furntree · 8 pointsr/Existentialism

https://www.amazon.com/Jay-JA0027-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU

Amazon has you covered with free shipping!

u/[deleted] · 7 pointsr/StonerProTips

Insanity wolf says, "Liquid Ass!"

u/Lovehat · 6 pointsr/northernireland

I sprayed liquid ass in mine today just in case anyone was going to have a look.

u/dommobee · 6 pointsr/ProtectAndServe

Liquid Ass.

I'm not LEO yet, but oh my God, this stuff is terrible. It will clear a room with one spray. It's perfect for the summer because you can open the car, spray it 2-3 times and let it bake in the heat with the doors and windows shut.

u/meowtoastic · 6 pointsr/furry_irl

They're called "water weenies"!

u/DoctorSpocktopus · 6 pointsr/Unexpected
u/iesvs · 6 pointsr/WTF

It's a "prank pack", but a hilarious one.

u/arabica_coffee · 6 pointsr/Guitar

Just stick one of these on the guitar and you can have your second eye.

u/mercantile519 · 5 pointsr/perktv

that's crazy! you should buy 300 of these

u/crashedpumpkin · 5 pointsr/funny
u/DexRogue · 5 pointsr/Charger

Or if you don't feel like being that destructive... Spray some of this into the windshield wiper cowl. That stank will last for a LONG time.

u/DaCeph · 5 pointsr/WTF

On this same note: liquid ass everywhere.

u/1nca0rchid · 5 pointsr/trashy
u/procrastinator2112 · 5 pointsr/RadomActsOfGreed2
u/kitty_birdy · 5 pointsr/BDSMcommunity

Food is easy. Let me see what non-food things I can think of :P

u/MrKMJ · 5 pointsr/Parenting

The "crib dribbler" is an empty box you can buy for a gag.

http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Crib-Dribbler/dp/B00A26VGPA

u/Rybitron · 5 pointsr/ofcoursethatsathing

Here is an amazon link, other people have found other places to buy it.


Cute Yellow Round Sucking & Vomiting Lazy Egg Yolk Vent Stress Tricky Game Relief Toys by Juicart https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LETPP3W/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_RhGjDbV5RBNJY

u/bluntildaWasTaken · 5 pointsr/gifs
u/Thelittlestelf13 · 5 pointsr/SantasLittleHelpers

I am sure someone could use some Blinker fluid as well :P

u/zHellas · 4 pointsr/gamegrumps

> We should send Arin some fart spray to balance things out.

Like Liquid Ass?

u/Jargen · 4 pointsr/AdviceAnimals

Prank shops close to the campus, or online

u/LX41 · 4 pointsr/unitedkingdom

I present to you. This. Mate uses the stuff on his neighbours who live below him.

u/TNT12DaBomb · 4 pointsr/funny

Someone poured a whole bottle of this https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW into the air ducts. The entire school stank for the rest of the month. It started to precipitate in the lockers.

u/toopc · 4 pointsr/SeattleWA

The great thing about glitter is that it's simple, and a real pain in the ass to clean up. Cat poop is gross, but you can fling it out your car in a second.

No doubt your suggested mixture would be extremely nasty, but creating it would be almost as disgusting as having it flung about your car. Far easier to buy a bottle of "Liquid Ass" and just work that into the equation somehow.

u/Fwoggie2 · 4 pointsr/london

If he persists you could spray the lightest of light sprays on his coat of this - he'd think he got it off you and give you a wide berth: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW

u/amazongifter · 4 pointsr/AskReddit

Yodeling pickle

or

Liquid ass

Choose wisely my friend

u/fireash · 4 pointsr/breakingmom

Wow, that is just awful! I never lock the door to the bathroom, but my husband won't even fart around me, much less poop while I am in the shower. Is locking it an option, or can you install one if it doesn't currently lock? If you do want revenge, and can't make yourself poop on command, maybe get those stinky sprays? https://smile.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=fart+spray&qid=1574255411&sr=8-3

u/salmonsaladsandwich · 4 pointsr/OutOfTheLoop

Wawa allegedly fired a New Jersey employee Mike Cuzzo less than a week ago because a customer accused him of sexual harassment. The customer didn't approve of his gag toy of a peeing boy that squirts out water (commonly used in hibachi restaurants). People are upset because he was a personable and engaging gas attendant who they grew to appreciate. Wawa has issued a statement essentially implying they haven't fired him yet, but are in deliberation about it. USA Today reported on it here.

u/WristViolin · 4 pointsr/shutupandtakemymoney

This one is my favorite: The Crib Dribbler

http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Crib-Dribbler/dp/B00A26VGPA

u/-WeepingAngel- · 4 pointsr/firstworldanarchists
u/Mechanicks88 · 4 pointsr/nba
u/trumpetspieler · 3 pointsr/conspiracy

No it's definitely a stink bomb, have you ever handled butyric acid? It smells like dead flesh blended with rotten eggs. Amazon is openly selling chemical weapons right now, just google liquid shit. I think chemical weapons have to have the ability to harm you at the very least.

edit: correction everyone, the product is called "liquid ass", not liquid shit.

u/DudeLeaveMeAloneeeee · 3 pointsr/BigBrother

Probably liquid ass, which is a real thing...

https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW

u/CEHepp · 3 pointsr/videos

This is what you spray in it before shooting vortex rings at people: Liquid Ass https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_0z3hAb837DMSJ

u/sitruss · 3 pointsr/WTF

I may be wrong but I recall reading that bears generally have pretty bad vision to begin with, and that hearing and smell are their strongest senses. Perhaps a bottle of Liquid Ass and an airhorn are in order, at least you'd die hilariously.

u/daguil68367 · 3 pointsr/rant

Here, and here. Have fun!

u/classecrified · 3 pointsr/childfree

Some of This mixed with some water in a water gun will solve your problems pretty quickly.

u/Aldebaran-Shellmouth · 3 pointsr/AskReddit
u/biwwy_wiwkins · 3 pointsr/fragrance
u/Gabonee · 3 pointsr/Romania
u/Golker · 3 pointsr/DippingTobacco

There’s liquid ass out there, just a really bad smelling and probably worse tasting liquid, check amazon for it I’m sure they have it, and have fun watching him puke! Here’s a link for one I’ve used, open the can and spray this in there then leave it somewhere for him. https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1540173088&sr=8-3&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=liquid+ass&dpPl=1&dpID=31A4W-bRJxL&ref=plSrch

u/RexMcRider · 3 pointsr/ProRevenge
u/Ivegonewrong · 3 pointsr/TrollXChromosomes
u/jasonvinuesa · 3 pointsr/dontputyourdickinthat

> water wiggler

here ya go

u/enderak · 3 pointsr/tipofmytongue

Water snake or water wiggler? probably several other names...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000Z4BT7E

EDIT: non-mobile link

u/SennaSaysHi · 3 pointsr/tipofmytongue

You can definitely get gel stress balls, and also solid rubber ones. My favorite ones are those that are filled with sand or beads with a thick rubber coating over them. I just love how they feel.

The trick is to put 'therapeutic' in your search terms. It will tend to spit out more of the physical-therapy type ones and less of the cheapo foam ones.

Oh, and I think this might be the sort of thing you're looking for?

u/windyshits · 3 pointsr/SeattleWA

I remember watching Tom Silva install the wrong type of pump for a sewage ejection system (it should have been a macerating pump) and sitting there in my recliner throwing bricks at the television. In addition to using the wrong type of pump, he also used the wrong fittings in the wrong orientation and then used an illegal fitting to transition from plastic to cast iron. A lot of bricks were thrown at the television during that episode.

u/GonzoOrLife · 3 pointsr/AskReddit
u/dnd1980 · 3 pointsr/randomactsofamazon

crap. here is my list. It was posted yesterday, and I can see it if i am logged in, but seems its not available for anyone else to see anymore. I have no idea why.

[Inflatable sx doll & sheep] (http://www.amazon.com/Lil-Ho-Peep-Her-Sheep/dp/B00CJWUZG6/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1398383427&sr=8-2&keywords=sexy+inflatable+sheep) i understand the doll (kinda), but a sheep?! come on now!

Weener kleener really? What happened to a good ol' washcloth? I guess maybe if you have a thing for barn animals this could be helpful ;)

Emergency Underpants Dispenser I guess you may need this if you are driving by a farm and get too excited? I dont know.

item i would like please. OK truthfully damn its hard to choose something, I've probably changed this like 5 times already. Truthfully anything on the list is awesome :)

u/swalsh411 · 3 pointsr/legaladvice

I'm sorry your wife works with aholes.

These make great gifts.

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12139-Emergency-Underpants-Dispenser/dp/B004M0WOL2

u/Zardif · 3 pointsr/ATBGE

I was looking for this to buy and found one of these instead.

https://www.amazon.com/Rhode-Island-Novelty-Classic-Gag/dp/B0067N91V8

u/EviLeviathan09 · 3 pointsr/pics

Calm thyself. It's fake.

u/sanz01 · 3 pointsr/funny
u/AeroZep · 3 pointsr/gifsthatkeepongiving

This one is $1.84 and free shipping.

u/ExceedinglyPanFox · 3 pointsr/furry_irl
u/-i-hate-you-all · 3 pointsr/ofcoursethatsathing

$7.79 on amazon https://www.amazon.com/Close-Up-JA0027-Gift-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU

But hey, free shipping.

I was thinking something along the lines of that person you feel obligated to buy for but when you ask what they want they say "Oh, nothing"

u/adav218 · 3 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

1. something blue

2. summer vibes

3. unusual food, avocado hugger

4. this for my mom. shes the ultimate beach planner, and it would be such a good gift because it has the insulated bottom that she could bring snacks and drinks in!

5. girl in cabin 10 its a suspense, and Ruth Ware has quickly become one of my fav authors.

six- hmm coming back.

7. dog bed for burrow types

8. this useless gift is pretty funny though

9. inception because its just a giant mind fuck and its awesome

10. first aid kit for zombies just seems like you might need a band-aid or something.

11. DSM 5 pocket version im currently studying for my license to become a counselor, and this one be so helpful when I have to diagnose my clients. it's absolutely vital for a therapist, and it would change my life!

12. add- on

13. harry potter fandom

14. this painting is 235,000 HOLY CRAP

15. unicorn cupcake topper

16. bourbon vanilla candle

17. barbie dream house was EVERYTHING

18. writers block

19. makeup vanity I cant afford one right now, but I will save up and get one!!! Im obsessed with makeup and having a good place to sit while doing it.

20. bacon survival kit. for the true bacon lovers lmao

Edit: I literally give up on editing the numbers. But this was such a fun scavenger hunt! Thank you adoptee!

u/ethium0x · 3 pointsr/OutOfTheLoop

>and I hope they can't monetize that

Too late

u/theresonly151 · 3 pointsr/TIHI
u/RichJMoney · 3 pointsr/awesome

here it is at less than half that price:
https://amzn.com/B01LETPP3W

u/BOOSTEDnTRASHED · 3 pointsr/Justrolledintotheshop
u/Dnewton30 · 3 pointsr/electricians

Bring back some blinker fluid.

u/-MY_NAME_IS_MUD- · 3 pointsr/DiWHY
u/Deep-Fried-Donatsu · 3 pointsr/HydroHomies

Seriously though, where can I buy this?

Edit: Stopped being lazy and found it on amazon. I’m good. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072L38SGT/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_S9JsDbR74DQVQ

u/Judas_Michael · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/parasoja · 2 pointsr/politics

He admitted to paying her. Like, just admitted it.

This is his caliber.

u/cptbownz · 2 pointsr/television

Lol nostalgia on a couple different levels for me... that donkey 30 seconds in is actually a cigarette dispenser. Amazon link

u/LucyAndDiamonds · 2 pointsr/TrollXChromosomes
u/cyancynic · 2 pointsr/offbeat

They could save themselves the intestinal distress.

https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW

u/LysanderTheGreat · 2 pointsr/fantasyfootball

https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW

it's a spray that smells like... well... the name is indicative.

u/Diiiiirty · 2 pointsr/pettyrevenge
u/Furah · 2 pointsr/myevilplan

Tried talking to the other roommate about waking up earlier so you can make noise of a morning? Chances are it's annoying him just as much as it is him. If that doesn't get the go ahead Just go wake him up constantly by slapping his face, blocking his nose, splashing water on his face. The other alternative is whenever he does this, go in to his room of a morning and hide something that smells really bad in there. Simmer a small amount of vinegar in a pot with a lid, pour it in a cup and put it in his room.

EDIT: In my search to help someone with pranking, I've come across fart spray. I'd also recommend shrimp scent if you wish to really get the message through.

u/Spyro_Fan · 2 pointsr/WTF

Let me introduce to you, Liquid Ass.

u/crusty-man-anus · 2 pointsr/IAmA

Yes, get the big ass horn. People will certainly get out of your way. Get some liquid ass to release when you blow the ass horn. It will be quite funny.

u/Ozyman666 · 2 pointsr/pics
u/Khiraji · 2 pointsr/funny

We did a variation of this one when I was a freshman, only using a bottle of this bio-weapon you can by on Amazon. We diluted it a little with water, but it was still devastatingly effective. Came close to getting our housing contract revoked over it...

u/KeepInKitchen · 2 pointsr/JUSTNOMIL

Live Ladybugs

Live Hissing Cockroach. Only 3 left, so act now!

Cow eyeballs in bulk!

Liquid Ass. You can always hope it leaks!

u/14_year_old_girl · 2 pointsr/antiMLM
u/pandamimes · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Liquid ass.

It's a fart spray.

u/shellacr · 2 pointsr/philadelphia

I've had a similar problem in Philly though less frequent. How about setting up a can of Liquid Ass to spray when the box is opened? Not sure how you would rig it like that exactly though.

https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW

u/realmp06 · 2 pointsr/tifu

Trust me when I say this, try pulling a prank. Buy a small bottle of Liquid Ass and it'll be 10x worse than what you produced. I have had a many good laughs on this one.

u/PinkChloe81 · 2 pointsr/JUSTNOMIL
u/backgammon_no · 2 pointsr/ChapoTrapHouse
u/OhSoSWIL · 2 pointsr/Gifts

Thanks so much for this lol. First thing I found was liquid ass fart spray. I know exactly who to give this too.

u/jboeke · 2 pointsr/FortCollins
u/Eyes_and_teeth · 2 pointsr/UnethicalLifeProTips
u/cobalt77 · 2 pointsr/AskReddit

Grab a bottle of this stuff: http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Assets-Novelties-LLC-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW, and spray the whole thing in his room while he's not home.

u/humanityisawaste · 2 pointsr/ManagedByNarcissists
u/Go3Team · 2 pointsr/rva

Amazon sells Liquid Ass, that should work for you.

u/the_banished · 2 pointsr/WTF

And completely unnecessary, with the advent of a lovely substance called Liquid Ass (http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW)


u/dparks2010 · 2 pointsr/The_Donald

oop. Seems I used TinyUrl to shorten the Amazon link and received a mssg that my post was removed - so here it is again with the full link.


First - you shouldn't be engaging in FB beat downs while on company time or on company equipment. big no-no. So now that that's outta the way.


Just do the same to HIS HR Dept. Hell feel free to just make shit up and make it look like it's him.

Also sign up for shitloads of porn/gay/bestiality porn site spam using his work email.

Is he married? Hit on his old lady or sign up to porn mailing lists using his home and work addresses.

Do you work with him? Pour some Liquid Ass in his office or cube and chair;

https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/


Have access to his car? Pull the rubber off his windshield wipers. Poor some Liquid Ass along the vents between the hood and his windshield.

Live nearby, fill a watering can with Grass Killer and water his lawn at night. Does he mow his own yard? Toss several small'ish rocks in his yard so he can run them over with the mower.

btw - I have no stake in Liquid Ass, but I've used it to fuck with an asshole co-worker before and it was hilarious. (ahem) I mean I've never done ANY sort of the thing and these ideas are just written for amusement and not meant to be used for any revenge or illegal activities.

u/nigelthrowaways · 2 pointsr/ottawa

Spray a little of this in the air vent by the windshield.

u/HydroponicFunBags · 2 pointsr/legaladvice

Alright, I'm gonna post something with a huge disclaimer: I do not endorse or recommend using the following product in the following link, because it is illegal to tamper with someone else's property and you could get in trouble if caught. IF you were to get caught, they could possibly try to sue you for some type of property damage. It would be very, very naughty to use this stuff. In my personal experience, it does NOT stain. YMMV.

http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1426879395&sr=1-1&keywords=liquid+ass

Check out the reviews. They speak the truth. Just be wary of friendly fire. Don't get this shit on your hands or clothes. Maybe wear a disposable mask when applying. A little bit goes a looooong way. I won't make suggestions for places where you could use it, because I would never, ever encourage someone to engage in such a naughty, illegal activity. But you'll find plenty of ideas in the amazon reviews section! If you were to hypothetically go this route, I would suggest you start practicing learning how to keep a straight face and not burst into laughter at inappropriate times. Pretend you are an SNL cast member trying not to break character in the middle of a live sketch. Godspeed, sir.

u/ferretbusiness · 2 pointsr/ContagiousLaughter

Looks like Liquid Ass. Not exaggerating when I say this stuff is the absolute worst, most disgusting thing you could ever smell in your entire life. Absolutely nothing compares to it. I brought some bottles to school as an april fools joke a few years ago and teachers had to evacuate their classrooms because of the smell.

u/Readit_to_me · 2 pointsr/Showerthoughts

You're not wrong, you're just an ass.

u/vaderisahottie · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/romario77 · 2 pointsr/funny

Still could be had for about $3 if you want to refresh your skills:
http://www.amazon.com/Rhode-Island-Novelty-Clown-Wiggler/dp/B000Z4BT7E

u/AL_9000_ · 2 pointsr/DirkGently

https://www.amazon.com/Schylling-PANIC-PETE-SQUEEZE-TOY/dp/B001R57O88
edit: Apparently it's not a clown, but a martian. shrug

u/rbasov · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Here's one. But, there are other squeeze toys to choose from.

u/rzmohno · 2 pointsr/tifu
u/Sr_wild · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/otterHooligan · 2 pointsr/Flyers
u/Legobrickshurt · 2 pointsr/funny

No idea. This was on one of the islands. Most toys came from China as far as I remember. If you are looking for a vintage one you might be able to find one on eBay. I think i did see a new version somewhere online too.
Seems like Amazon has new versions.
Squirting Wee Pee Boy https://www.amazon.com/Rhode-Island-Novelty-Classic-Gag/dp/B0067N91V8

u/SheikDjibouti · 2 pointsr/pics

http://patch.com/new-jersey/howell/wawa-customers-arms-over-firing-beloved-gas-attendant-0

"The reason for his firing, according to the Facebook reports, is that a customer was offended by his choice of item used to spray windshield cleaning fluid on the customer’s windshield: a spray toy called “Weepy the Wee Wee.”

THIS is the toy: http://www.amazon.com/Classic-Gag-Squirting-Wee-Squirter/dp/B0067N91V8

Maybe a warning would've been better than a firing, but I hate how everyone is pretending that he was just acting a bit goofy and fund and someone complained and got him fired. The complaint was 100000% justified. That isn't appropriate. He exercised some extremely poor judgement.

u/PresNixon · 2 pointsr/funny

I happen to know where this is on Amazon, because my review is one of the popular ones. Too bad all my claims to fame are Internet-based.

http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Crib-Dribbler/dp/B00A26VGPA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1411438213&sr=8-1&keywords=crib+dribbler

u/steve93 · 2 pointsr/pics

It's a joke gift. We got one for a friends baby shower and put other stuff from their registry on it


http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Crib-Dribbler/dp/B00A26VGPA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1421169043&sr=8-1&keywords=crib+dribller

it was good for a few laughs, I don't know about $7.00 worth of laughs, depends on how you measure funny

u/4everInYogaPants · 2 pointsr/BabyBumps
u/moncolonel81 · 2 pointsr/thechurchofpeanut

Place these sacred ornaments upon H E , so ah! the unbelievers may know, his gaze is upon them, and that they should fear and love and expect the CRONCH, and repent.

u/slow70 · 2 pointsr/savannah

They were put up on the same billboard a few weeks ago, taken down fast though.

So they were put back up.

And taken down again.

Is this over? Should it be?

Anyone can get in on this.

https://www.amazon.com/Allures-Illusions-Giant-Googly-Eyes/dp/B00KHZGMZ0/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1527122095&sr=8-3&keywords=giant+googly+eyes

u/elRobRex · 2 pointsr/MINI
u/downd00t · 2 pointsr/vandwellers
u/leoclee · 2 pointsr/3Dprinting

I bought the penny from Kansas City's Money Museum gift shop, but it looks like you can also find them on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Giant-Novelty-Penny-Loftus-International/dp/B00S8MLU3I

u/kohai7 · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

okay, i'll give this a go..

this emergency chicken

this pig steamer thing

and, most importantly...

nothing

u/TankReady · 2 pointsr/pics
u/smdgoblin · 2 pointsr/RedditDads

Whoever gets matched with /u/Papa_Grumps needs to get him this.

;)

u/OneSpecificUser · 2 pointsr/notinteresting

https://www.amazon.com/Jay-JA0027-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU

It's a joke gift. Even the price is a troll.

u/aimeenew · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/SkySongWMass · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Oh, fun.

Nose aerobics


Parking cards

Prank stickers


A mustache


Tsum-thing cute


And


Stress relief


I'm not good at weird, but these all made me giggle a bit. Admittedly the last one is more cool than weird though. :-)


u/CarpalTunnelVision · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

1.https://www.amazon.com/KitchenAid-KSM150PSBU-Artisan-Pouring-Shield/dp/B00005UP2Q/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&qid=1525045771&sr=8-14&keywords=Blue
2. https://www.amazon.com/SOS-Fleece-Blanket-Seconds-Summer/dp/B019A3MSZW/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1525045928&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=5+seconds+of+summer&psc=1
3. https://www.amazon.com/Astronaut-Foods-Freeze-Dried-Space-Fruit/dp/B06XZBZHCF/ref=sr_1_8_s_it?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1525045966&sr=1-8&keywords=Unusual+food
4. https://www.amazon.com/Funko-Animation-Sailor-Convention-Exclusive/dp/B07666KMJG/ref=sr_1_16?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1525046066&sr=8-16&keywords=Funko+pop+sailor+moon I want to gift this to InThisHouse19 because she loves Sailor Moon and I want to help her complete her collection!
5. https://www.amazon.com/Magic-Bites-Kate-Daniels-Book-ebook/dp/B000SEH16E/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1525046155&sr=1-1-catcorr&keywords=Magic+bites+books
6. https://www.amazon.com/Sharpie-30162PP-Permanent-Markers-Point/dp/B000QYLCWK/ref=sr_1_2?s=office-products&rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1525046280&sr=1-2&keywords=99+cent+items+free+shipping
7. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B018WBALD4/?coliid=I1P6QRNH4ZWR0T&colid=3VDN8OZD5NT7I&psc=1&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
8. https://www.amazon.com/Blinker-Fluid-HAND-VERSION-Hilarious-Gift-Stocking-Stuffer-Car/dp/B06ZXSKDZG/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1525046407&sr=8-4&keywords=Unicorn+meat
9. https://www.amazon.com/Princess-Bride-20th-Anniversary/dp/B000TJBNHG/ref=sr_1_1?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1525046457&sr=1-1&keywords=The+Princess+Bride+dvd Because there’s fencing, fighting, torture, true love, murder, pirates, a giant, and a happy ending
10. https://www.amazon.com/Spyder-Takedown-Recurve-Arrow-Spyder-35R-WS/dp/B01CLXZW56/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1525046605&sr=8-1&keywords=compact+bow+and+arrow because eventually ammo will run out.
11. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B077L6KSGM/?coliid=I39161NWP6HBVC&colid=1U6E4TTAAIZF4&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
12. https://www.amazon.com/Oral-B-Glide-Pro-Health-Comfort-Dental/dp/B00240UWGG/ref=sr_1_1_m_sspa?s=office-products&ie=UTF8&qid=1525046849&sr=1-1-spons&keywords=Floss
13. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01E9UWMA2/?coliid=I1PO6SPVU7DH9A&colid=2VOCOHOJGQHFI&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
14. https://www.amazon.com/Rolex-Day-Date-Yellow-Diamond-218348/dp/B01F7T52LA/ref=sr_1_7?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1525046998&sr=1-7&nodeID=7141123011&psd=1&keywords=rolex&refinements=p_89%3ARolex
15. https://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Easy-Open-Canned-Unicorn-Meat/dp/B0089KZPNU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1525047069&sr=8-1&keywords=unicorn+meat+in+a+can
16. https://www.amazon.com/Poo-Pourri-Before-You-Go-Toilet-2-Ounce-Bottle/dp/B0108Z0DPS/ref=sr_1_2_sspa?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1525047113&sr=1-2-spons&keywords=poo+pouri+toilet+spray&psc=1
17. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0764M1BY9/?coliid=I2IWD82H6MHFNG&colid=HY08MV49Q9R5&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
18. https://www.amazon.com/dp/1615640339/?coliid=IRTUFHFXNJZBR&colid=2E0RZB8FJS95A&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
19. https://www.amazon.com/Womens-Smiletodaytees-Funny-Black-T-shirt/dp/B071ZW7GZG/ref=sr_1_26?ie=UTF8&qid=1525047464&sr=8-26&keywords=Shar%2Bpei%2Bshirt&th=1
20. https://www.amazon.com/Fairly-Odd-Novelties-Lickem-Scratcher/dp/B01MRP73C7/ref=sr_1_1?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1525047629&sr=8-1&keywords=Lick’em+cat+scratcher

u/Snow-Lemur · 2 pointsr/pics
u/steelbeamsdankmemes · 2 pointsr/MaliciousCompliance

He should get this to give to other novices that come in.

u/EisVisage · 2 pointsr/CasualConversation

Maturity and being an adult don't have to be the same thing. To be fair, I'm just 17, but even now there are people who expect maturity from me (a.k.a. from usually the wrong place). I mean, I offered my parents to buy them dehydrated water for Christmas.

u/dhoshino · 1 pointr/AskReddit
u/zombreness · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

This. Even though I'd probably play with it...a lot, I actually want it as a photography prop. :D

u/TheRubyRedPirate · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Not only is the product hilarious, but the reviews for liquid ass are even funnier than the product! I had to email it to my mom for a good laugh!!!

DIRTY THIRTY

u/Paladin327 · 1 pointr/funny
u/capt_rubber_ducky · 1 pointr/LifeProTips

I used to spray this down towards the smoker below me because he was downright rude with his smoking. http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW

I'd suggest a much more diplomatic approach first though. Talk to the nice neighbor. Maybe she can set up an outside fan that will keep her cool AND blow the smoke away from getting into your daughter's bedroom.

u/mattyplant · 1 pointr/Damnthatsinteresting
u/Nevermind04 · 1 pointr/IDontWorkHereLady

Take a dropper full of liquid ass, pull back that rubber seal where the passenger window rolls down, and empty the dropper inside the door. Even with an advanced detailing, nobody will ever think to clean inside the door and since it will be on the passenger side, he will only occasionally get a strong whiff. He'll spend weeks trying to track down where the smell is coming from.

u/viberight · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Mine is a prank spray Liquid Ass Read the reviews it's hilarious.

u/spock84 · 1 pointr/AdviceAnimals

Logically, smokers shouldn't have to be told, because they are the ones who are polluting their surroundings by introducing a smelly health hazard to the air, and are therefore grossly inconsiderate. To illustrate this point; as a non-smoker, I don't expect that it would be okay for me to stand next to people and pollute their air with this. Or would that be cool with you smokers?

Besides, smokers that smoke around people are usually inconsiderate to begin with and are not likely to respond well to being asked to stop or move.

u/YoutubeCommentGuy · 1 pointr/AskReddit
u/diggduke · 1 pointr/funny
u/sbk_racer · 1 pointr/TwoXChromosomes
u/yukifan01 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I just gave a money tight bride an amazing discount at work.

On amazon I have seen unicorn meat, a light to light up the toilet bowl at night, liquid ass, emergency underpants, and the last thing i'll add is the Child circumcision trainer.

pickleweasel

EDIT: I forgot to add this soap

u/anestesiarte · 1 pointr/ContagiousLaughter
u/PissOnMyFoot · 1 pointr/myevilplan
u/Green_TeaRoll · 1 pointr/cripplingalcoholism

Buy This

Stick it on a metal post and slam it in the grass in front of their car.

Then call the cops(anonymously, say you were walking your dog and seen it etc).

This can also be fun

u/naux · 1 pointr/Portland

If plan A or B fail, there is always plan liquid ass

u/Scarab3000 · 1 pointr/AskMen

Liquid Ass https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_wY9IDb8C8MXYB

I know its a “how to motivate” part but you should try using this. Make his room smell bad to him and he will clean.

u/Dioxycyclone · 1 pointr/AskMen

Get this stink spray from amazon and don’t tell anyone. Spray in his room. He’ll clean everything.

Liquid Ass https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_YY5IDbFRYEAV5

u/otakop · 1 pointr/Whatcouldgowrong

At this point, I'd fuck with him. Lock a pair of vice grips on the bit so he can't retrieve it. He'll remove the drill and likely leave it to figure out later. At night, after he is asleep, remove the bit and replace it with a straw and funnel. Now pour some [Liquid Ass] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=twister_B07K2RYZKF?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1) into his apartment through the hole and replace the bit. He'll think he's drilled into some septic line.
*edit for typo correction and product link

u/PraiseAllThemSuns · 1 pointr/Art

I figured out what you are

u mad bro

u/beyondthetech · 1 pointr/GalaxyS8

Probably no better than [Liquid Ass](https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
), which by the way, is a really good and terrible prank all at the same time.

u/pamitata · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

you want weird, you shall get weird:


Classic ice breaker. Leave an impression that lasts.

So you never feel lonely even where one goes on it's own.

Just in time for oscar's season, you can be the oscar.


if you're into beautiful coffee table display books, here's a very nice addition of the fine arts and if you happen to own a cat and are into repurposing what others would consider trash, here's another good read

u/tearisha · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

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u/chubbiguy40 · 1 pointr/atheism

Have this ready to go in your pocket, when they close their eyes give a few quick squirts.

https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW

u/skyvalleysalmon · 1 pointr/childfree

https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW

Edit: WTF, Amazon?! I've been an Amazon customer for decades and never gotten parent advertising. Today I search for Liquid Ass, and I get "Tell us about your little one" with boxes to enter my kid's birthday or arrival date. And there is no place to say "STFU, I don't have kids!" Grrrrr

u/GKrollin · 1 pointr/StamfordCT

Just use liquid ass

u/weatherhood · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/knucklebone · 1 pointr/sysadmin

If you are truly evil, and they leave a can of air freshener loose in the bathroom... this video could give you some evil ideas... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unlqUUJ-9gU

For those who don't think this could be evil? Try replacing those "essential oils" with this... http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1459229164&sr=1-1&keywords=liquid+ass

u/stratford · 1 pointr/HomeImprovement

I just spent too much time looking at shit I wanted in HS. Who would have thought this is a best seller.

u/ParthenaSLW · 1 pointr/confession
u/dustinquickfire · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Should have sprayed them with some liquid ass as a prank. LOL

u/Newbosterone · 1 pointr/funnyfartstories

Thought you were going to tell a story about Liquid Ass. I bought some years ago as a prank and it is nauseating.

Among other things, we took it to a department store and sprayed it on the stack of little squares of blotter paper used to test perfumes. Pretty sure they didn't sell any perfume that week! We wanted to stay and watch, but knew we couldn't keep a straight face and would get caught.

u/jenshaka · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I am most happy to say that I purchased that for my brother last year for Christmas. He currently has it sitting on his coffee table.

This cannot possibly be the worst gift on Amazon, but I think it's pretty hilarious

u/annoyingone · 1 pointr/Silverbugs
u/ChEbrewdog · 1 pointr/TrollYChromosome
u/mememuseum · 1 pointr/shittyaskscience

You have to swap his vape fluid with liquid ass. This will turn him away from vaping forever.

u/Onlyusemeusername · 1 pointr/hardwareswap

I have a speaker out of a google home mini, a bottle of liquid ass, the mic out of a hyperx cloud revolver, some flex seal and flex tape, a battery out of a galaxy s5, some banana plugs, a displayport to VGA adapter, and a coolermaster masterliquid 240, all of whichI no longer want.

u/faykin · 1 pointr/LifeProTips

Spray the car with liquid ass. No permanent damage done, just irritating for a little while.

The comments in the product reviews are totally worth reading.

u/effeduphealer · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Let the smell of liquid ass let them run in fear!

"STAND TALL, YET BRACE FOR A FALL"

u/Dessamba · 1 pointr/atheism

You could always donate some Liquid Ass.

u/Aramahn · 1 pointr/Justrolledintotheshop

I recently discovered a sweet deal on Amazon for stink bombs and this unholy spray by the name of Liquid Ass.

Those little vials are bad, but they got nothing on the terror that is Liquid Ass. That shit is pure, uncut, 100% concentrated dirty butthole smell. It's uncanny really.

Either way, buying both of those was the best $20 worth of gag shit I've ever spent.

Edit: Liquid Ass actually has a ton of 1 star reviews for "smelling TOO bad". That ought to tell you something right there.

u/pinkmagedon · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/imnotacrazyperson · 1 pointr/AskReddit
u/almost_lying · 1 pointr/creepy
u/thenotoriousnatedogg · 1 pointr/DidntKnowIWantedThat

It’s not the same link but I found them on amazon

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001LXM6DE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_bWkzCb2WR7BMX

u/bufori · 1 pointr/aww

Adams Pranks and Magic - Flying Butterfly - Classic Novelty Gag Toy https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001LXM6DE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_1Pc-BbW01SWEA

There are lots of instructions online to make your own. As well, other vendors sell it. Try googling "flying butterfly card."

u/AwesomelyHumble · 1 pointr/Showerthoughts

I would think of starting with the basics: marshmallow, kitchen sponge, soda.. Then maybe something more fun like one of these squeeze stressballs. I'm sure actually doing it might inspire other things to put in there, plus hearing suggestions from others.

u/arcosapphire · 1 pointr/mildlyinteresting

I'd say it's one of these stress toys.

u/The_Great_Gasmini · 1 pointr/Anxiety

I posted a similar question on here for a gift for my boyfriend, and I got a lot of great responses so I decided to make a "panic box" for him with lots of different ideas.

He is big on scents for soothing, so I got him a relaxation blend and frankincense essential oils, as well as his favorite incense.

He is also very responsive to tea, so I got him this pregnancy tea. I know that seems weird, but it was one of the few on Amazon that had chamomile and oatstraw. Although I didn't really expect them to work, I also got him stress mints, calm drops, and moon drops in hopes that having something to suck on might calm him down if some minor anxiety pops up.

As for books, after reviewing this thread here, I got him this anxiety memoir since he seems to benefit from reading other people's stories (shout out to this subreddit! Thanks guys!), as well as this workbook.

Finally, I got him a panic pete to give him something to hold and squeeze when he was anxious. Out of all the things I got him, he loved panic pete the best!

As a final, personal touch, I printed out this article which he loved reading when he is anxious, and included some of the calming mantras I found here.

Hope at least some of this helps!

u/random_user0 · 1 pointr/ProgrammerHumor
u/Thumper17 · 1 pointr/DirkGently
u/JoeySteez · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

6.24

granger danger

u/awesome_sauce911 · 1 pointr/funny
u/gtripp · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/samoorai · 1 pointr/gaming

You may find this interesting, mate.

u/nm132 · 1 pointr/AskReddit

Buy an Annoy-a-tron and hide it in the office manager's office. Basically it's a device that plays a sound at random intervals. Drives people nuts. I put it in my friend's office and he was actually timing the intervals between beeps.

u/pmmeimmediately · 1 pointr/AskMen

If you can drop one of these behind some larger appliance in their apartment..https://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Annoy-a-tron-2-0/product-reviews/B002YE3YDU.

u/WhiskeyandKittens · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Just came across this

u/IPickOnYou · 1 pointr/keto
u/ScrapBrain · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/vidproducer · 1 pointr/funny

This is not a real product. It is only a gag gift box. I was very disappointed when I tried to order this as a baby gift. See for yourselves and read the title:
http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Crib-Dribbler/dp/B00A26VGPA

If anyone knows where I can get some temporary baby tattoos, please let me know. I still need to get a gift.

u/slyce604 · 1 pointr/funny

To be fair it is a prank gift box not actual product.
here

u/staple-salad · 1 pointr/gifs

My mother-in-law bought one for my sister-in-law who just had her first baby. You can buy them and they do exist in the physical realm.

Amazon link because Christmas is soon: http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Crib-Dribbler/dp/B00A26VGPA

u/Mynameisalloneword · 1 pointr/gifsthatkeepongiving

Amazon link for about $20.

I bought one about a year ago and took it to work. Got just about everybody lol definitely worth the buy if you have at least a few others to try to get with it.

u/bigsquirrel · 1 pointr/ofcoursethatsathing

Or a $5 Alternative https://www.amazon.com/Hilarious-Scare-Box-Spider-Prank/dp/B00J2GYP8Q

That is also “Amazons Choice” scammy ass bullshit

u/mattresspiss · 1 pointr/Unexpected
u/caltheon · 1 pointr/ValveIndex

Because you always need more than 2 googly eyes, so why not buy a few extras... https://www.amazon.com/Kare-Kind-1100-Wiggle-Googly/dp/B07RJS61S9

Also, not sure these will fit, but I still want https://www.amazon.com/Allures-Illusions-Giant-Googly-Eyes/dp/B00KHZGMZ0

u/White_Rabbitt · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Toilet Night Light here


Giant Googly Eyes here


Yodelling Pickle here

My item would just be a $15 Amazon gift card

u/FluroBlack · 1 pointr/Miata
u/StartupChild · 1 pointr/3Dprinting

Anybody notice how in all the pictures with pennies the year is 1972.

Edit, hmm: https://www.amazon.com/Giant-Novelty-Penny-Fake-Jumbo/dp/B00S8MLU3I

u/ktwombley · 1 pointr/transformers
u/fleentrain89 · 1 pointr/SandersForPresident

people buy literally nothing - do they really need it?

u/WeeziMonkey · 1 pointr/TheMonkeysPaw
u/WildRetard9049 · 1 pointr/TheMonkeysPaw
u/aef823 · 1 pointr/LifeProTips
u/lucidlake23 · 1 pointr/NoStupidQuestions
u/batfacecatface · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

what

why?

genius!

item

thank you!

u/pennynoggin · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

These ladybugs . It seems cruel, you know? Like “release the bugs!”

the gift of nothing here you go, enjoy nothing in a package!

embarrassing boxes this one seems a little cruel. But it’s weird, none the less.

The under $20 thing is this . Also weird, but oddly charming.

u/Tippytom · 1 pointr/appliancerepair

Don't know about the seal but you can get blinker fluid and some dehydrated water from Amazon so you know it's real 😀

u/FordTippex · 1 pointr/ukpolitics

Apparently that's already a thing.

u/1337_carbon · 1 pointr/outerworlds

Witty Yetis Dehydrated Water 16oz Can. NEW Formula! Essential Camping & Survival Supply. Funny Gag Gift & Adult Stocking Stuffer for Men & Women. Hilarious Novelty & Practical Joke. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072L38SGT/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_PoETDbDP7VC5V

u/KweenKaliA · 1 pointr/StrangestProducts

This Is The Link: The Weirdest Water Ever

u/78SuperBeetle · 0 pointsr/WTF

Here it is if you want to put buy it on Amazon.

u/sphazpou · 0 pointsr/randomactsofamazon

Wtf
Fucking machine Sex Machine for Men and Women Dildo Massageliege Pro... http://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00IQDJUKO/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_2xFwtb1F010DV

Mister Liquid Ass Fart Spray by Liquid Ass http://www.amazon.ca/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_nCFwtb1FADVEP
http://www.amazon.ca/dp/B008AATY86/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_IjFwtb1V3APX1
What I want although nothing is really want is wtf
Pet Gear I-Go2 Traveler Roller Backpack for Cats and Dogs up to 20-Pounds, Ocean Blue by Pet Gear, Inc. http://www.amazon.ca/dp/B0015MI4I2/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_ilFwtb1CYSX51

u/tbakke · 0 pointsr/pics

If you ever thought "why would anyone buy this product", a WBC protest is all the reason i would need to buy it by the gallon.

u/scbenhart · 0 pointsr/flyfishing
u/NigZiggel · 0 pointsr/funny
u/slimmtl · 0 pointsr/Bitcoin
u/Haziku · 0 pointsr/Showerthoughts

Especially when you have the right toilet paper. Wipe your ass on one hundred fifty one hundred bills for a fraction of the price.

u/Morepeopleneedtodie · 0 pointsr/pics

Apparently it was over this harmless gag toy http://www.amazon.com/Classic-Gag-Squirting-Wee-Squirter/dp/B0067N91V8.

With a name like "Weepy the Wee Wee", I honestly expected a dildo that dispensed liquid.

u/klaabu · 0 pointsr/mildlyinteresting
u/HeroesNeverQuit · -1 pointsr/guns

Heres what you do... I mean if you want to have it included in the anniversary night time festivities. Get a Garter belt if you dont have one and get a thigh holster. Then buy one of those joke bang guns. http://www.amazon.com/Loftus-Power-Starter-Prank-Pistol/dp/B0006GJXW4

Similar to that. Then either buy a thin white piece of fabric. Either sew it or attach it to the gun in someway then write happy anniversary and then tell him you want to get him XYZ.

The best way to pull this out would be to push him on to the bed. Tell him you have a suprise. Then whip it out and "shoot" him.

u/whirlpools · -1 pointsr/evergreen

mattress pad.
mugs. you're going to be drinking a lot of shit out of mugs.
novelty cigarette dispenser. (http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Donkey-Novelty-Cigarette-Dispenser/dp/B000HJ7GKQ)

you go to evergreen so you'll be already be bringing your guitar right?

u/GameDoesntStop · -1 pointsr/ottawa

This stuff is pretty potent. Just an idea.

u/hellabad · -10 pointsr/Roadcam

I'm not a fan of what the cyclist did but if hes going to get any revenge for assholes especially uber drivers I would recommend buying something like this and spraying it in his car and then just driving off. He's going to have a hard time picking people up.