Best gags & practical joke toys according to redditors
We found 876 Reddit comments discussing the best gags & practical joke toys. We ranked the 296 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
We found 876 Reddit comments discussing the best gags & practical joke toys. We ranked the 296 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
Liquid Ass Fart Spray from Amazon . Read the reviews. A few sprays under the door once in a while may help, or even cause them to move or be evicted from the smell.
It's possible to make your own. Here's a Step-by-step. You can also find them pre-made online
It would smell like shit for one
You can already order online some ass spray though
Here you go. Be the anarchist you’ve always wanted to be!
These are a joke gift, and I got my dad a whole bunch for Christmas one year. His favorite was the Crib Dribbler.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001LXM6DE
just ordered one
Edit to add the link provided by whisker-biscuitt, the real hero here.
just ordered 6 more. with Prime!
kind of like this
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01NAUCQIR/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_mM3uDb8B0K5XF
https://smile.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1522095629&sr=1-1&keywords=liquid+ass
This would be sprayed in his gloves to the point they are soaked and a nice dusting in his lid & pray we're in a helmet law state.
Liquid Ass https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_RXsKBb7HPPEEC
BTW everyone, this is just a novelty gag gift box you can get on amazon for $7.49.
Link
In case anyone actually wants it.
hijacking top for the curious and mischevious:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01NAUCQIR
Cat poo doesn't stink the same way that girl farts only exist in bottled format
Reminds me of the Annoy-a-Tron
Spray some Liquid Ass on his stinky pile of clothes and under his bed.
I bet it will be enough to get him to clean his crap up.
https://www.amazon.com/Giant-Novelty-Penny-Fake-Jumbo/dp/B00S8MLU3I
Mirrored at the source.
Looks to be something like this!
Invest in the Vulcan. Also I, personally, dual-wield a set of Barricades that have yet to let me down. When they run out of bullets, I just switch to a Marauder, but I don't think you want to do that...
... now that I'm thinking about it, if I start a chapter of the Order, my weapon is going to be Liquid Ass plus Airzooka Air Cannon because I am the family's Chaos Child and this is how I roll.
You just made me google "smiley barf slurp toy". I hope you're happy.
https://www.amazon.com/Yellow-Vomiting-Sucking-Stress-Tricky/dp/B01LETPP3W
EDIT: Honestly, I think discovering this was worth the inevitable Japanese toy ads I will be receiving in the future.
I like this, but I think we can make an integrated, all-in-one solution by using dye with some Liquid Ass mixed in. We could call it "Purple Stank".
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_cr_srp_mb_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8&utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Look up the reviews for “Liquid ass” on Amazon if you want to make your day better. Edit: https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/product-reviews/B000OCEWGW
Vielleicht regelmäßig ein paar Spritzer hiervon im Flur sprühen.
Looks like a light sensor connected to a speaker.
Only thing I can think of is it's an annoyer which makes a chirp when someone passes the light sensor.
Something like this:
http://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Annoy-a-tron-2-0/dp/B002YE3YDU/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top?ie=UTF8
Ok, how about $1.84
andfreeshipping?Well it was free shipping when I ordered it a while ago.At any rate, there's plenty of cheap options on Amazon.
Spray Liquid Ass on the bench.
Was sitting in my room, just finished a protein shake in a futile attempt in gaining weight about 30 minutes or so earlier. I was hot, trying to relax and cool down. Let one RIP. Dear God, the stench was so heinous it gave me a debilitating and severely nauseating headache and made me throw up, thankfully not before getting to the bathroom.
The other fart I remember best while not actually being mine was my mothers. It was my mother, stepfather, half sister, and I driving to my grandparents house. I dont know wtf she ate or what buf she let it RIP and before long the van is filled with the heinous stench of a rotting skunk and the infamous prank odor, liquid ass. We were all gagging and retching and had to open every window to clear the stench.
Found one for $1.67 and free shipping on Amazon
https://www.amazon.com/Hilarious-Scare-Box-Spider-Prank/dp/B00J2GYP8Q/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=prank%2Bspider%2Bbox&qid=1572896298&sprefix=prank%2Bspider&sr=8-3&th=1&psc=1
Wont be here for a month and looks cheaper than others, but it is only a gag gift.
"Antique"
https://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Donkey-Novelty-Cigarette-Dispenser/dp/B000HJ7GKQ
I highly recommend this. Years ago I was seriously pissed off at my teenagers for being too entitled and lazy to make a Christmas list. Christmas had been boring for years because people ask for what they want, and they get it.
One year I gave each kid money and told them to buy their own gifts, wrap them up and at least on Christmas I would be surprised. We loved it. Now everyone in our family does this. We buy our own gifts, wrap them up and then open them on Christmas and gush to the person who "gave" it to us. My kids always end up buying stuff I don't really approve of and would never buy them and everyone thinks it is hilarious. For example, one year when my son was 15 he bought something called Liquid Ass and made a huge deal about how happy he was I got it for him. He told EVERYONE that "my mom got me this for Christmas." My husband always buys himself stuff I would never get either. Last year he thanked me for the box of stinky cigars "I" got him for Christmas.
It really is fun. Or it was fun while it lasted. Now my kids are in college and are afraid the consumerism is destroying the world so they don't want to exchange gifts. So it will be stockings only.
Yes.
Please buy this for scale pics. Giant Novelty Penny Fake Jumbo Coin https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00S8MLU3I/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_1LPCybP44GC3X
Found it on Amazon, less than $4 https://www.amazon.com/Yellow-Sucking-Vomiting-Stress-Juicart/dp/B01LETPP3W
Talk to your landlord about it, but if that doesn't go anywhere and you don't want to leave - use lots of this.
Security cameras and Liquid Ass spray.
ETA: Motion-activated sprinkler.
You didn't hear about this from me, but
They asked me if I had gotten one of their coupons and handed me a box like this. Got startled when the spider hit my finger haha. They must have been giving betta to anyone who fell for it?
> You are going to get fucked with. Hard.
Yep, expect plenty of snipe hunts, and if you really want to set yourself apart, plan for them.
If they send you on a parts run to get a bottle of blinker fluid, tell 'em your car uses that and have one in your car. Muffler bearings? Yep, those are actually a real thing - they're used in exhaust cutouts and a few performance cars with variable muffler airflow routing use them as well - but a suitable substitute for derailing that snipe hunt would be a pair of bearings from inline skates or skateboards. Relative bearing grease is harder to plan for, so be imaginative. (A tube of grease with a compass glued onto it was the best idea I've seen.)
There is this stuff on amazon called liquid ass. A squirt or two near the camper is enough to make even the filthiest of criddlers run for the hills. Liquid Ass https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_baQEzbS860TK0
https://www.amazon.com/Adams-Pranks-Magic-Butterfly-Classic/dp/B001LXM6DE/
"liquid ass" I'm pretty sure you can get it at any prank store.
I think this is the spray he used
There have been successful campaigns, but, to my knowledge, they all had a physical component that was sent to the network e.g. letters, tabasco, peanuts. If people start doing that for Dirk Gentle, I suggest Panic Pete squeeze toys.
damn has only come down to £60 ish here
He bought it off Amazon, but the one he bought specifically isn't in stock. Here's one I found by Googling 'smiley face vomit plastic', lol
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002SP1U22
I thought it was going to be one of those fake boxes you put a gift in, like these
It's a prank box
Yep
Fill a ballon with partailly shaving cream and the rest water. Gets them smelling weird after hit. Also works with chicken bullion cubes.
Half a condom full of vinegar and half of baking soda tie it off fast and throw it into a room.
Always a Favorite.
If most people have water jugs or a brita filter thing you can always put salt into it.
Fake spiders. Fake spiders everywhere.
Air horn to a door stop.
If people like it ill give more.
I'm not saying you should buy this and spray it on the bike seat. That would be wrong. This stuff smells absolutely atrocious and lasts a long time, and sticks to anything that touches it. So don't do that.
https://www.amazon.ca/Mister-Liquid-Ass-Fart-Spray/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1493737120&sr=8-1&keywords=stink+spray
I'm just gonna leave this here. You should look into it.
http://www.amazon.ca/Mister-Liquid-Ass-Fart-Spray/dp/B000OCEWGW
This toy was recently accused of sexually assaulting a woman. However, if you'd like to buy one of your own, Amazon has some in stock. Get your own pee pee boy before they're banned!
https://www.amazon.com/Jay-JA0027-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU
Amazon has you covered with free shipping!
Insanity wolf says, "Liquid Ass!"
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00J2GYP8Q/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_vZY5CbMTAKX38
I sprayed liquid ass in mine today just in case anyone was going to have a look.
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
Liquid Ass.
I'm not LEO yet, but oh my God, this stuff is terrible. It will clear a room with one spray. It's perfect for the summer because you can open the car, spray it 2-3 times and let it bake in the heat with the doors and windows shut.
They're called "water weenies"!
If you don't want to make one yourself. If you do.
http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Crib-Dribbler/dp/B00A26VGPA
It's a "prank pack", but a hilarious one.
Just stick one of these on the guitar and you can have your second eye.
that's crazy! you should buy 300 of these
Get it!
Or if you don't feel like being that destructive... Spray some of this into the windshield wiper cowl. That stank will last for a LONG time.
On this same note: liquid ass everywhere.
Use this:
Liquid Ass https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_BlAWDbKMX3JPW
Now sold as an air freshener https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8
Food is easy. Let me see what non-food things I can think of :P
If I think I of anything else, I will add more :P
The "crib dribbler" is an empty box you can buy for a gag.
http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Crib-Dribbler/dp/B00A26VGPA
Here is an amazon link, other people have found other places to buy it.
Cute Yellow Round Sucking & Vomiting Lazy Egg Yolk Vent Stress Tricky Game Relief Toys by Juicart https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LETPP3W/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_RhGjDbV5RBNJY
Yup, found it
I am sure someone could use some Blinker fluid as well :P
My cousin sent me this.
https://www.amazon.com/Blinker-Fluid-HAND-VERSION-Hilarious-Gift-Stocking-Stuffer-Car/dp/B06ZXSKDZG/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=1JAK95WLNNSYB&keywords=blinker+fluid&qid=1555589820&s=gateway&sprefix=blinker&sr=8-1
> We should send Arin some fart spray to balance things out.
Like Liquid Ass?
Prank shops close to the campus, or online
I present to you. This. Mate uses the stuff on his neighbours who live below him.
Someone poured a whole bottle of this https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW into the air ducts. The entire school stank for the rest of the month. It started to precipitate in the lockers.
The great thing about glitter is that it's simple, and a real pain in the ass to clean up. Cat poop is gross, but you can fling it out your car in a second.
No doubt your suggested mixture would be extremely nasty, but creating it would be almost as disgusting as having it flung about your car. Far easier to buy a bottle of "Liquid Ass" and just work that into the equation somehow.
If he persists you could spray the lightest of light sprays on his coat of this - he'd think he got it off you and give you a wide berth: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
Yodeling pickle
or
Liquid ass
Choose wisely my friend
Wow, that is just awful! I never lock the door to the bathroom, but my husband won't even fart around me, much less poop while I am in the shower. Is locking it an option, or can you install one if it doesn't currently lock? If you do want revenge, and can't make yourself poop on command, maybe get those stinky sprays? https://smile.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=fart+spray&qid=1574255411&sr=8-3
Wawa allegedly fired a New Jersey employee Mike Cuzzo less than a week ago because a customer accused him of sexual harassment. The customer didn't approve of his gag toy of a peeing boy that squirts out water (commonly used in hibachi restaurants). People are upset because he was a personable and engaging gas attendant who they grew to appreciate. Wawa has issued a statement essentially implying they haven't fired him yet, but are in deliberation about it. USA Today reported on it here.
This one is my favorite: The Crib Dribbler
http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Crib-Dribbler/dp/B00A26VGPA
you can buy these on amazon
https://www.amazon.com/Activated-Stickers-Vigorously-Hilarious-Practical/dp/B01NAUCQIR
You can also buy dehydrated water
https://www.amazon.com/Witty-Yeti-Dehydrated-Essential-Hilarious/dp/B072L38SGT
https://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Donkey-Novelty-Cigarette-Dispenser/dp/B000HJ7GKQ
No it's definitely a stink bomb, have you ever handled butyric acid? It smells like dead flesh blended with rotten eggs. Amazon is openly selling chemical weapons right now, just google liquid shit. I think chemical weapons have to have the ability to harm you at the very least.
edit: correction everyone, the product is called "liquid ass", not liquid shit.
Probably liquid ass, which is a real thing...
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
This is what you spray in it before shooting vortex rings at people: Liquid Ass https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_0z3hAb837DMSJ
I may be wrong but I recall reading that bears generally have pretty bad vision to begin with, and that hearing and smell are their strongest senses. Perhaps a bottle of Liquid Ass and an airhorn are in order, at least you'd die hilariously.
Here, and here. Have fun!
Some of This mixed with some water in a water gun will solve your problems pretty quickly.
Liquid Ass
Cul liquide
Ar merge si asta dar ei oricum miros urat
There’s liquid ass out there, just a really bad smelling and probably worse tasting liquid, check amazon for it I’m sure they have it, and have fun watching him puke! Here’s a link for one I’ve used, open the can and spray this in there then leave it somewhere for him. https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1540173088&sr=8-3&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=liquid+ass&dpPl=1&dpID=31A4W-bRJxL&ref=plSrch
You might need this later:
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
Or this :3 http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Assets-Novelties-LLC-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
> water wiggler
here ya go
Water snake or water wiggler? probably several other names...
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000Z4BT7E
EDIT: non-mobile link
For those of you who were curious like I was, they are $7.
https://www.amazon.com/Adams-Pranks-Magic-Butterfly-Classic/dp/B001LXM6DE/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&linkCode=sl1&tag=mhs03-20&linkId=0b94bf8907733f45f2404d3fd8a306ac
https://www.amazon.com/Schylling-PANIC-PETE-SQUEEZE-TOY/dp/B001R57O88
You can definitely get gel stress balls, and also solid rubber ones. My favorite ones are those that are filled with sand or beads with a thick rubber coating over them. I just love how they feel.
The trick is to put 'therapeutic' in your search terms. It will tend to spit out more of the physical-therapy type ones and less of the cheapo foam ones.
Oh, and I think this might be the sort of thing you're looking for?
I remember watching Tom Silva install the wrong type of pump for a sewage ejection system (it should have been a macerating pump) and sitting there in my recliner throwing bricks at the television. In addition to using the wrong type of pump, he also used the wrong fittings in the wrong orientation and then used an illegal fitting to transition from plastic to cast iron. A lot of bricks were thrown at the television during that episode.
Buy 50 of these and hide them throughout your house. Fun times will be had by all.
crap. here is my list. It was posted yesterday, and I can see it if i am logged in, but seems its not available for anyone else to see anymore. I have no idea why.
[Inflatable sx doll & sheep] (http://www.amazon.com/Lil-Ho-Peep-Her-Sheep/dp/B00CJWUZG6/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1398383427&sr=8-2&keywords=sexy+inflatable+sheep) i understand the doll (kinda), but a sheep?! come on now!
Weener kleener really? What happened to a good ol' washcloth? I guess maybe if you have a thing for barn animals this could be helpful ;)
Emergency Underpants Dispenser I guess you may need this if you are driving by a farm and get too excited? I dont know.
item i would like please. OK truthfully damn its hard to choose something, I've probably changed this like 5 times already. Truthfully anything on the list is awesome :)
I'm sorry your wife works with aholes.
These make great gifts.
http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12139-Emergency-Underpants-Dispenser/dp/B004M0WOL2
I was looking for this to buy and found one of these instead.
https://www.amazon.com/Rhode-Island-Novelty-Classic-Gag/dp/B0067N91V8
https://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Crib-Dribbler-Standard/dp/B00A26VGPA
Calm thyself. It's fake.
https://www.amazon.com/Hilarious-Scare-Box-Spider-Prank/dp/B00J2GYP8Q
amazon $35
ebay $24
This one is $1.84 and free shipping.
is two days (with prime shipping) fast enough?
$7.79 on amazon https://www.amazon.com/Close-Up-JA0027-Gift-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU
But hey, free shipping.
I was thinking something along the lines of that person you feel obligated to buy for but when you ask what they want they say "Oh, nothing"
1. something blue
2. summer vibes
3. unusual food, avocado hugger
4. this for my mom. shes the ultimate beach planner, and it would be such a good gift because it has the insulated bottom that she could bring snacks and drinks in!
5. girl in cabin 10 its a suspense, and Ruth Ware has quickly become one of my fav authors.
six- hmm coming back.
7. dog bed for burrow types
8. this useless gift is pretty funny though
9. inception because its just a giant mind fuck and its awesome
10. first aid kit for zombies just seems like you might need a band-aid or something.
11. DSM 5 pocket version im currently studying for my license to become a counselor, and this one be so helpful when I have to diagnose my clients. it's absolutely vital for a therapist, and it would change my life!
12. add- on
13. harry potter fandom
14. this painting is 235,000 HOLY CRAP
15. unicorn cupcake topper
16. bourbon vanilla candle
17. barbie dream house was EVERYTHING
18. writers block
19. makeup vanity I cant afford one right now, but I will save up and get one!!! Im obsessed with makeup and having a good place to sit while doing it.
20. bacon survival kit. for the true bacon lovers lmao
Edit: I literally give up on editing the numbers. But this was such a fun scavenger hunt! Thank you adoptee!
>and I hope they can't monetize that
Too late
https://www.amazon.com/Jay-JA0027-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1543330022&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=nothing&dpPl=1&dpID=41eE9J6x5-L&ref=plSrch
amazon link for purchase
here it is at less than half that price:
https://amzn.com/B01LETPP3W
Here you go - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06ZXSKDZG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_O2YhDbTASX1FS
Bring back some blinker fluid.
I don’t get it
Seriously though, where can I buy this?
Edit: Stopped being lazy and found it on amazon. I’m good. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072L38SGT/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_S9JsDbR74DQVQ
https://www.amazon.com/Witty-Yeti-Dehydrated-Essential-Hilarious/dp/B072L38SGT
This is the [closest](http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0006GJXW4/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=3CHCJHP7LO0PS&coliid=I25J2K3M79Z3CD] I've come ^^
Same item?
I hope I did this right
He admitted to paying her. Like, just admitted it.
This is his caliber.
Lol nostalgia on a couple different levels for me... that donkey 30 seconds in is actually a cigarette dispenser. Amazon link
[Careful, he could seek revenge] (http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1404999811&sr=8-1&keywords=liquid+ass)
I'll just leave this here...http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
They could save themselves the intestinal distress.
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
it's a spray that smells like... well... the name is indicative.
Spray a shot of liquid ass in his window.
Tried talking to the other roommate about waking up earlier so you can make noise of a morning? Chances are it's annoying him just as much as it is him. If that doesn't get the go ahead Just go wake him up constantly by slapping his face, blocking his nose, splashing water on his face. The other alternative is whenever he does this, go in to his room of a morning and hide something that smells really bad in there. Simmer a small amount of vinegar in a pot with a lid, pour it in a cup and put it in his room.
EDIT: In my search to help someone with pranking, I've come across fart spray. I'd also recommend shrimp scent if you wish to really get the message through.
Let me introduce to you, Liquid Ass.
Yes, get the big ass horn. People will certainly get out of your way. Get some liquid ass to release when you blow the ass horn. It will be quite funny.
Amazon has it!
http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Assets-Novelties-LLC-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1321856121&sr=8-1
Liquid ass?
We did a variation of this one when I was a freshman, only using a bottle of this bio-weapon you can by on Amazon. We diluted it a little with water, but it was still devastatingly effective. Came close to getting our housing contract revoked over it...
Live Ladybugs
Live Hissing Cockroach. Only 3 left, so act now!
Cow eyeballs in bulk!
Liquid Ass. You can always hope it leaks!
Here you go
Liquid ass.
It's a fart spray.
I've had a similar problem in Philly though less frequent. How about setting up a can of Liquid Ass to spray when the box is opened? Not sure how you would rig it like that exactly though.
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
https://smile.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1495812608&sr=1-1&keywords=liquid+ass
liquid ass link. And if the fence idea isn't your style
https://smile.amazon.com/Can-You-Imagine-Airzooka-Silver/dp/B00C2S97HA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1495812663&sr=8-1&keywords=air+bazooka
Air Bazooka to aim the liquid ass at them.
Trust me when I say this, try pulling a prank. Buy a small bottle of Liquid Ass and it'll be 10x worse than what you produced. I have had a many good laughs on this one.
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
Dead bat
Chocolate bugs
Nipple suction device
Butt hook
Speculum
ANAL speculum
"Magic hand"
Giant inflatable dildo
Enema kit
"Knuckle up" dildo
Finger tentacles
Yodeling pickle
Inflatable toast
Bacon lip balm
Coyote urine
1,500 live ladybugs
Canned unicorn meat
Weener Kleener soap
"Liquid ass"
Macaroni and cheese air freshener
Fetus doll
Oh man, this was fun. I had to eventually just make myself stop looking because I literally could have linked about 100 things.
Use this
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
Thanks so much for this lol. First thing I found was liquid ass fart spray. I know exactly who to give this too.
Not on the prohibited list:
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
Grab a bottle of this stuff: http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Assets-Novelties-LLC-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW, and spray the whole thing in his room while he's not home.
http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
Liquid ass.
Amazon sells Liquid Ass, that should work for you.
And completely unnecessary, with the advent of a lovely substance called Liquid Ass (http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW)
oop. Seems I used TinyUrl to shorten the Amazon link and received a mssg that my post was removed - so here it is again with the full link.
First - you shouldn't be engaging in FB beat downs while on company time or on company equipment. big no-no. So now that that's outta the way.
Just do the same to HIS HR Dept. Hell feel free to just make shit up and make it look like it's him.
Also sign up for shitloads of porn/gay/bestiality porn site spam using his work email.
Is he married? Hit on his old lady or sign up to porn mailing lists using his home and work addresses.
Do you work with him? Pour some Liquid Ass in his office or cube and chair;
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/
Have access to his car? Pull the rubber off his windshield wipers. Poor some Liquid Ass along the vents between the hood and his windshield.
Live nearby, fill a watering can with Grass Killer and water his lawn at night. Does he mow his own yard? Toss several small'ish rocks in his yard so he can run them over with the mower.
btw - I have no stake in Liquid Ass, but I've used it to fuck with an asshole co-worker before and it was hilarious. (ahem) I mean I've never done ANY sort of the thing and these ideas are just written for amusement and not meant to be used for any revenge or illegal activities.
Spray a little of this in the air vent by the windshield.
Alright, I'm gonna post something with a huge disclaimer: I do not endorse or recommend using the following product in the following link, because it is illegal to tamper with someone else's property and you could get in trouble if caught. IF you were to get caught, they could possibly try to sue you for some type of property damage. It would be very, very naughty to use this stuff. In my personal experience, it does NOT stain. YMMV.
http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1426879395&sr=1-1&keywords=liquid+ass
Check out the reviews. They speak the truth. Just be wary of friendly fire. Don't get this shit on your hands or clothes. Maybe wear a disposable mask when applying. A little bit goes a looooong way. I won't make suggestions for places where you could use it, because I would never, ever encourage someone to engage in such a naughty, illegal activity. But you'll find plenty of ideas in the amazon reviews section! If you were to hypothetically go this route, I would suggest you start practicing learning how to keep a straight face and not burst into laughter at inappropriate times. Pretend you are an SNL cast member trying not to break character in the middle of a live sketch. Godspeed, sir.
Looks like Liquid Ass. Not exaggerating when I say this stuff is the absolute worst, most disgusting thing you could ever smell in your entire life. Absolutely nothing compares to it. I brought some bottles to school as an april fools joke a few years ago and teachers had to evacuate their classrooms because of the smell.
You're not wrong, you're just an ass.
Here you go...
Still could be had for about $3 if you want to refresh your skills:
http://www.amazon.com/Rhode-Island-Novelty-Clown-Wiggler/dp/B000Z4BT7E
https://www.amazon.com/Schylling-PANIC-PETE-SQUEEZE-TOY/dp/B001R57O88
edit: Apparently it's not a clown, but a martian. shrug
Here's one. But, there are other squeeze toys to choose from.
Nice! When I was 13 I gave myself a hickey smack dab in the middle of my forehead with one of these: http://www.amazon.com/Schylling-PANIC-PETE-SQUEEZE-TOY/dp/B001R57O88/ref=sr_1_fkmr1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1411178317&sr=8-1-fkmr1&keywords=desk+toy+squeeze+guy
Brick for Halloween!
Get one of these to throw at your TV
No idea. This was on one of the islands. Most toys came from China as far as I remember. If you are looking for a vintage one you might be able to find one on eBay. I think i did see a new version somewhere online too.
Seems like Amazon has new versions.
Squirting Wee Pee Boy https://www.amazon.com/Rhode-Island-Novelty-Classic-Gag/dp/B0067N91V8
http://patch.com/new-jersey/howell/wawa-customers-arms-over-firing-beloved-gas-attendant-0
"The reason for his firing, according to the Facebook reports, is that a customer was offended by his choice of item used to spray windshield cleaning fluid on the customer’s windshield: a spray toy called “Weepy the Wee Wee.”
THIS is the toy: http://www.amazon.com/Classic-Gag-Squirting-Wee-Squirter/dp/B0067N91V8
Maybe a warning would've been better than a firing, but I hate how everyone is pretending that he was just acting a bit goofy and fund and someone complained and got him fired. The complaint was 100000% justified. That isn't appropriate. He exercised some extremely poor judgement.
I happen to know where this is on Amazon, because my review is one of the popular ones. Too bad all my claims to fame are Internet-based.
http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Crib-Dribbler/dp/B00A26VGPA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1411438213&sr=8-1&keywords=crib+dribbler
It's a joke gift. We got one for a friends baby shower and put other stuff from their registry on it
http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Crib-Dribbler/dp/B00A26VGPA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1421169043&sr=8-1&keywords=crib+dribller
it was good for a few laughs, I don't know about $7.00 worth of laughs, depends on how you measure funny
It exists! (not really)
http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Crib-Dribbler/dp/B00A26VGPA
Link to the original product:
http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Crib-Dribbler/product-reviews/B00A26VGPA/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1
Place these sacred ornaments upon H E , so ah! the unbelievers may know, his gaze is upon them, and that they should fear and love and expect the CRONCH, and repent.
https://www.amazon.com/Allures-Illusions-Giant-Googly-Eyes/dp/B00KHZGMZ0/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1538839786&sr=8-3&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=giant+googly+eye&dpPl=1&dpID=31zN45IjhyL&ref=plSrch
https://www.amazon.com/Allures-Illusions-Giant-Googly-Eyes/dp/B00KHZGMZ0
They were put up on the same billboard a few weeks ago, taken down fast though.
So they were put back up.
And taken down again.
Is this over? Should it be?
Anyone can get in on this.
https://www.amazon.com/Allures-Illusions-Giant-Googly-Eyes/dp/B00KHZGMZ0/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1527122095&sr=8-3&keywords=giant+googly+eyes
Here you go! https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00KHZGMZ0
comme ca?
I bought the penny from Kansas City's Money Museum gift shop, but it looks like you can also find them on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Giant-Novelty-Penny-Loftus-International/dp/B00S8MLU3I
https://smile.amazon.com/Close-Up-JA0027-Gift-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU?sa-no-redirect=1
okay, i'll give this a go..
this emergency chicken
this pig steamer thing
and, most importantly...
nothing
Yeah. Seriously! Look it up! https://www.amazon.com/Cub-JA0027-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU
Whoever gets matched with /u/Papa_Grumps needs to get him this.
;)
False: https://www.amazon.com/Jay-JA0027-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1520714023&sr=8-1&keywords=nothing
Nothing
Its on Amazon
https://www.amazon.it/Jay-JA0027-Dono-di-Nulla/dp/B019HDSCPU/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?keywords=nothing&qid=1554273674&s=gateway&sr=8-2
https://www.amazon.com/Jay-JA0027-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU
It's a joke gift. Even the price is a troll.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LETPP3W/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=2EXV4NKQH9724&coliid=I16UWN05D062X6 THIS crazy doo dad. I think my son would love it too. hahahaha!
Oh, fun.
Nose aerobics
Parking cards
Prank stickers
A mustache
Tsum-thing cute
And
Stress relief
I'm not good at weird, but these all made me giggle a bit. Admittedly the last one is more cool than weird though. :-)
1.https://www.amazon.com/KitchenAid-KSM150PSBU-Artisan-Pouring-Shield/dp/B00005UP2Q/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&qid=1525045771&sr=8-14&keywords=Blue
2. https://www.amazon.com/SOS-Fleece-Blanket-Seconds-Summer/dp/B019A3MSZW/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1525045928&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=5+seconds+of+summer&psc=1
3. https://www.amazon.com/Astronaut-Foods-Freeze-Dried-Space-Fruit/dp/B06XZBZHCF/ref=sr_1_8_s_it?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1525045966&sr=1-8&keywords=Unusual+food
4. https://www.amazon.com/Funko-Animation-Sailor-Convention-Exclusive/dp/B07666KMJG/ref=sr_1_16?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1525046066&sr=8-16&keywords=Funko+pop+sailor+moon I want to gift this to InThisHouse19 because she loves Sailor Moon and I want to help her complete her collection!
5. https://www.amazon.com/Magic-Bites-Kate-Daniels-Book-ebook/dp/B000SEH16E/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1525046155&sr=1-1-catcorr&keywords=Magic+bites+books
6. https://www.amazon.com/Sharpie-30162PP-Permanent-Markers-Point/dp/B000QYLCWK/ref=sr_1_2?s=office-products&rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1525046280&sr=1-2&keywords=99+cent+items+free+shipping
7. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B018WBALD4/?coliid=I1P6QRNH4ZWR0T&colid=3VDN8OZD5NT7I&psc=1&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
8. https://www.amazon.com/Blinker-Fluid-HAND-VERSION-Hilarious-Gift-Stocking-Stuffer-Car/dp/B06ZXSKDZG/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1525046407&sr=8-4&keywords=Unicorn+meat
9. https://www.amazon.com/Princess-Bride-20th-Anniversary/dp/B000TJBNHG/ref=sr_1_1?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1525046457&sr=1-1&keywords=The+Princess+Bride+dvd Because there’s fencing, fighting, torture, true love, murder, pirates, a giant, and a happy ending
10. https://www.amazon.com/Spyder-Takedown-Recurve-Arrow-Spyder-35R-WS/dp/B01CLXZW56/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1525046605&sr=8-1&keywords=compact+bow+and+arrow because eventually ammo will run out.
11. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B077L6KSGM/?coliid=I39161NWP6HBVC&colid=1U6E4TTAAIZF4&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
12. https://www.amazon.com/Oral-B-Glide-Pro-Health-Comfort-Dental/dp/B00240UWGG/ref=sr_1_1_m_sspa?s=office-products&ie=UTF8&qid=1525046849&sr=1-1-spons&keywords=Floss
13. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01E9UWMA2/?coliid=I1PO6SPVU7DH9A&colid=2VOCOHOJGQHFI&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
14. https://www.amazon.com/Rolex-Day-Date-Yellow-Diamond-218348/dp/B01F7T52LA/ref=sr_1_7?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1525046998&sr=1-7&nodeID=7141123011&psd=1&keywords=rolex&refinements=p_89%3ARolex
15. https://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Easy-Open-Canned-Unicorn-Meat/dp/B0089KZPNU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1525047069&sr=8-1&keywords=unicorn+meat+in+a+can
16. https://www.amazon.com/Poo-Pourri-Before-You-Go-Toilet-2-Ounce-Bottle/dp/B0108Z0DPS/ref=sr_1_2_sspa?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1525047113&sr=1-2-spons&keywords=poo+pouri+toilet+spray&psc=1
17. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0764M1BY9/?coliid=I2IWD82H6MHFNG&colid=HY08MV49Q9R5&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
18. https://www.amazon.com/dp/1615640339/?coliid=IRTUFHFXNJZBR&colid=2E0RZB8FJS95A&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
19. https://www.amazon.com/Womens-Smiletodaytees-Funny-Black-T-shirt/dp/B071ZW7GZG/ref=sr_1_26?ie=UTF8&qid=1525047464&sr=8-26&keywords=Shar%2Bpei%2Bshirt&th=1
20. https://www.amazon.com/Fairly-Odd-Novelties-Lickem-Scratcher/dp/B01MRP73C7/ref=sr_1_1?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1525047629&sr=8-1&keywords=Lick’em+cat+scratcher
Great present if a friend have Beemer https://www.amazon.com/Blinker-Fluid-HAND-VERSION-Hilarious-Gift-Stocking-Stuffer-Car/dp/B06ZXSKDZG
He should get this to give to other novices that come in.
Maturity and being an adult don't have to be the same thing. To be fair, I'm just 17, but even now there are people who expect maturity from me (a.k.a. from usually the wrong place). I mean, I offered my parents to buy them dehydrated water for Christmas.
$3 on Amazon
This. Even though I'd probably play with it...a lot, I actually want it as a photography prop. :D
Not only is the product hilarious, but the reviews for liquid ass are even funnier than the product! I had to email it to my mom for a good laugh!!!
DIRTY THIRTY
Maye this will help her
I used to spray this down towards the smoker below me because he was downright rude with his smoking. http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
I'd suggest a much more diplomatic approach first though. Talk to the nice neighbor. Maybe she can set up an outside fan that will keep her cool AND blow the smoke away from getting into your daughter's bedroom.
they should try this instead: https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1468514101&sr=1-1&keywords=liquid+ass
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1511924538&sr=1-1&keywords=Liquid+ass
Ask and you shall get!
Take a dropper full of liquid ass, pull back that rubber seal where the passenger window rolls down, and empty the dropper inside the door. Even with an advanced detailing, nobody will ever think to clean inside the door and since it will be on the passenger side, he will only occasionally get a strong whiff. He'll spend weeks trying to track down where the smell is coming from.
Mine is a prank spray Liquid Ass Read the reviews it's hilarious.
Logically, smokers shouldn't have to be told, because they are the ones who are polluting their surroundings by introducing a smelly health hazard to the air, and are therefore grossly inconsiderate. To illustrate this point; as a non-smoker, I don't expect that it would be okay for me to stand next to people and pollute their air with this. Or would that be cool with you smokers?
Besides, smokers that smoke around people are usually inconsiderate to begin with and are not likely to respond well to being asked to stop or move.
http://www.amazon.com/Contech-CRO101-Scarecrow-Activated-Sprinkler/dp/B000071NUS + http://www.hardwareharbor.com/6gal-hose-end-sprayer-by-chapin-mfg.aspx + http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Assets-Novelties-LLC-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
Thumbs up for liquid ass
Oderus.
then those cat callers are just fifthly pigs. I suggest getting this:
http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1411060312&sr=8-4&keywords=skunk+spray
I just gave a money tight bride an amazing discount at work.
On amazon I have seen unicorn meat, a light to light up the toilet bowl at night, liquid ass, emergency underpants, and the last thing i'll add is the Child circumcision trainer.
pickleweasel
EDIT: I forgot to add this soap
http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1408683558&sr=1-1&keywords=liquid+ass
This stuff smells absolutely horrifying. Perfect for pranks like this!
Try dumping this on them the next time they are outside and all repeats. https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1474101638&sr=8-2
Buy This
Stick it on a metal post and slam it in the grass in front of their car.
Then call the cops(anonymously, say you were walking your dog and seen it etc).
This can also be fun
If plan A or B fail, there is always plan liquid ass
Liquid Ass https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_wY9IDb8C8MXYB
I know its a “how to motivate” part but you should try using this. Make his room smell bad to him and he will clean.
Get this stink spray from amazon and don’t tell anyone. Spray in his room. He’ll clean everything.
Liquid Ass https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_YY5IDbFRYEAV5
At this point, I'd fuck with him. Lock a pair of vice grips on the bit so he can't retrieve it. He'll remove the drill and likely leave it to figure out later. At night, after he is asleep, remove the bit and replace it with a straw and funnel. Now pour some [Liquid Ass] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=twister_B07K2RYZKF?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1) into his apartment through the hole and replace the bit. He'll think he's drilled into some septic line.
*edit for typo correction and product link
I figured out what you are
u mad bro
Probably no better than [Liquid Ass](https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
), which by the way, is a really good and terrible prank all at the same time.
you want weird, you shall get weird:
Classic ice breaker. Leave an impression that lasts.
So you never feel lonely even where one goes on it's own.
Just in time for oscar's season, you can be the oscar.
if you're into beautiful coffee table display books, here's a very nice addition of the fine arts and if you happen to own a cat and are into repurposing what others would consider trash, here's another good read
There's this, which i've seen some pretty good pranks come from.
Also, bulletstorm maybe?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/HUEGH/
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have fun with this
Have this ready to go in your pocket, when they close their eyes give a few quick squirts.
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
Edit: WTF, Amazon?! I've been an Amazon customer for decades and never gotten parent advertising. Today I search for Liquid Ass, and I get "Tell us about your little one" with boxes to enter my kid's birthday or arrival date. And there is no place to say "STFU, I don't have kids!" Grrrrr
Just use liquid ass
Best product name
Yum
Practice makes perfect
Terminate!
If you are truly evil, and they leave a can of air freshener loose in the bathroom... this video could give you some evil ideas... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unlqUUJ-9gU
For those who don't think this could be evil? Try replacing those "essential oils" with this... http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1459229164&sr=1-1&keywords=liquid+ass
I just spent too much time looking at shit I wanted in HS. Who would have thought this is a best seller.
Stink bomb his room.
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=stink+bomb&qid=1550731616&s=gateway&sr=8-3
We almost did this to my psycho roommate. She was nuts.
Should have sprayed them with some liquid ass as a prank. LOL
Thought you were going to tell a story about Liquid Ass. I bought some years ago as a prank and it is nauseating.
Among other things, we took it to a department store and sprayed it on the stack of little squares of blotter paper used to test perfumes. Pretty sure they didn't sell any perfume that week! We wanted to stay and watch, but knew we couldn't keep a straight face and would get caught.
I am most happy to say that I purchased that for my brother last year for Christmas. He currently has it sitting on his coffee table.
This cannot possibly be the worst gift on Amazon, but I think it's pretty hilarious
And a touch of this stuff
http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
Nah, spray this in the air vents
You have to swap his vape fluid with liquid ass. This will turn him away from vaping forever.
I have a speaker out of a google home mini, a bottle of liquid ass, the mic out of a hyperx cloud revolver, some flex seal and flex tape, a battery out of a galaxy s5, some banana plugs, a displayport to VGA adapter, and a coolermaster masterliquid 240, all of whichI no longer want.
Spray the car with liquid ass. No permanent damage done, just irritating for a little while.
The comments in the product reviews are totally worth reading.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1346887011&sr=8-3&keywords=fart
Let the smell of liquid ass let them run in fear!
"STAND TALL, YET BRACE FOR A FALL"
https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1527206771&sr=8-1&keywords=weird+stuff
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0262621606?ie=UTF8&tag=shotonotspo-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=0262621606
and
http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Fart-Spray/dp/B000OCEWGW/
You could always donate some Liquid Ass.
I recently discovered a sweet deal on Amazon for stink bombs and this unholy spray by the name of Liquid Ass.
Those little vials are bad, but they got nothing on the terror that is Liquid Ass. That shit is pure, uncut, 100% concentrated dirty butthole smell. It's uncanny really.
Either way, buying both of those was the best $20 worth of gag shit I've ever spent.
Edit: Liquid Ass actually has a ton of 1 star reviews for "smelling TOO bad". That ought to tell you something right there.
Liquid ass. i hope your sense of humor is as gross as mine.
DIRTY THIRTY
happy 29th +1!!
Liquid Ass
http://amzn.com/B000OCEWGW
Water wigglers/wigglies
It’s not the same link but I found them on amazon
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001LXM6DE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_bWkzCb2WR7BMX
Adams Pranks and Magic - Flying Butterfly - Classic Novelty Gag Toy https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001LXM6DE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_1Pc-BbW01SWEA
There are lots of instructions online to make your own. As well, other vendors sell it. Try googling "flying butterfly card."
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Adams-Pranks-Magic-Butterfly-Classic/dp/B001LXM6DE/
Try https://www.amazon.com/Schylling-PANIC-PETE-SQUEEZE-TOY/dp/B001R57O88
I would think of starting with the basics: marshmallow, kitchen sponge, soda.. Then maybe something more fun like one of these squeeze stressballs. I'm sure actually doing it might inspire other things to put in there, plus hearing suggestions from others.
I'd say it's one of these stress toys.
I posted a similar question on here for a gift for my boyfriend, and I got a lot of great responses so I decided to make a "panic box" for him with lots of different ideas.
He is big on scents for soothing, so I got him a relaxation blend and frankincense essential oils, as well as his favorite incense.
He is also very responsive to tea, so I got him this pregnancy tea. I know that seems weird, but it was one of the few on Amazon that had chamomile and oatstraw. Although I didn't really expect them to work, I also got him stress mints, calm drops, and moon drops in hopes that having something to suck on might calm him down if some minor anxiety pops up.
As for books, after reviewing this thread here, I got him this anxiety memoir since he seems to benefit from reading other people's stories (shout out to this subreddit! Thanks guys!), as well as this workbook.
Finally, I got him a panic pete to give him something to hold and squeeze when he was anxious. Out of all the things I got him, he loved panic pete the best!
As a final, personal touch, I printed out this article which he loved reading when he is anxious, and included some of the calming mantras I found here.
Hope at least some of this helps!
I believe that’s actually a Panic Pete.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001R57O88/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_xNKWDbDHSFAG8
Positive I've seen them in at least 3 films.
https://www.amazon.ca/Schylling-Panic-Pete-Squeeze-Toy/dp/B001R57O88
Panic Pete
http://www.amazon.com/Schylling-PANIC-PETE-SQUEEZE-TOY/dp/B001R57O88
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granger danger
Relevant
Congrats sir!
The ultimate whimsical fuckery. [This] (http://www.amazon.com/Money-Toilet-Roll-Dollar-Paper/dp/B002L6EKH0/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=35WIKFVC0AA4Q&coliid=I2PHUCVZPJC622) would make me so happy.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HDATZ
http://www.amazon.com/Goshman-Foam-Brick-by/dp/B002SP1U22
You may find this interesting, mate.
Buy an Annoy-a-tron and hide it in the office manager's office. Basically it's a device that plays a sound at random intervals. Drives people nuts. I put it in my friend's office and he was actually timing the intervals between beeps.
If you can drop one of these behind some larger appliance in their apartment..https://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Annoy-a-tron-2-0/product-reviews/B002YE3YDU.
Just came across this
Need one of these!
Box of Disposable Emergency Underpants
Fake:
https://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Crib-Dribbler/dp/B00A26VGPA
This is not a real product. It is only a gag gift box. I was very disappointed when I tried to order this as a baby gift. See for yourselves and read the title:
http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Crib-Dribbler/dp/B00A26VGPA
If anyone knows where I can get some temporary baby tattoos, please let me know. I still need to get a gift.
To be fair it is a prank gift box not actual product.
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My mother-in-law bought one for my sister-in-law who just had her first baby. You can buy them and they do exist in the physical realm.
Amazon link because Christmas is soon: http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Crib-Dribbler/dp/B00A26VGPA
Amazon link for about $20.
I bought one about a year ago and took it to work. Got just about everybody lol definitely worth the buy if you have at least a few others to try to get with it.
Or a $5 Alternative https://www.amazon.com/Hilarious-Scare-Box-Spider-Prank/dp/B00J2GYP8Q
That is also “Amazons Choice” scammy ass bullshit
Considerably cheaper here: https://www.amazon.com/Hilarious-Scare-Box-Spider-Prank/dp/B00J2GYP8Q
Because you always need more than 2 googly eyes, so why not buy a few extras... https://www.amazon.com/Kare-Kind-1100-Wiggle-Googly/dp/B07RJS61S9
Also, not sure these will fit, but I still want https://www.amazon.com/Allures-Illusions-Giant-Googly-Eyes/dp/B00KHZGMZ0
Toilet Night Light here
Giant Googly Eyes here
Yodelling Pickle here
My item would just be a $15 Amazon gift card
I got them off amazon
Anybody notice how in all the pictures with pennies the year is 1972.
Edit, hmm: https://www.amazon.com/Giant-Novelty-Penny-Fake-Jumbo/dp/B00S8MLU3I
From Amazon!
Here ya go :-D
https://smile.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00S8MLU3I
people buy literally nothing - do they really need it?
Granted. Here's your nothing https://www.amazon.com/Jay-JA0027-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU
Granted, you get this https://www.amazon.com/Cub-JA0027-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU
Nothing.
Nosrsly, give them [nothing] (https://www.amazon.com/Cub-JA0027-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU)
ist von dieser Seite von Amazon: https://www.amazon.de/Nichts-Person-alles-Nothing-Geschenk/dp/B019HDSCPU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1505322690&sr=8-1&keywords=nichts+f%C3%BCr+die+person+die+alles+hat
The iconic "gift of nothing"
https://www.amazon.com/Jay-JA0027-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU
what
why?
genius!
item
thank you!
These ladybugs . It seems cruel, you know? Like “release the bugs!”
the gift of nothing here you go, enjoy nothing in a package!
embarrassing boxes this one seems a little cruel. But it’s weird, none the less.
The under $20 thing is this . Also weird, but oddly charming.
Good bot. https://www.amazon.com/Jay-JA0027-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU/
https://www.amazon.com/Yellow-Sucking-Vomiting-Stress-Juicart/dp/B01LETPP3W
https://www.amazon.com/Yellow-Vomiting-Sucking-Stress-Tricky/dp/B01LETPP3W
https://www.amazon.com/Activated-Stickers-Vigorously-Hilarious-Practical/dp/B01NAUCQIR
Should have sent her in with this: https://www.amazon.com/Blinker-Fluid-HAND-VERSION-Hilarious-Gift-Stocking-Stuffer-Car/dp/B06ZXSKDZG/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1515018848&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=blinker+fluid&psc=1
Dehydrated Water just add water
https://www.amazon.com/Witty-Yeti-Dehydrated-Essential-Hilarious/dp/B072L38SGT/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1548997651&sr=8-1&keywords=dehydrated+water+just+add+water
Don't know about the seal but you can get blinker fluid and some dehydrated water from Amazon so you know it's real 😀
Dehydrated Water 16oz Can
https://www.amazon.com/Witty-Dehydrated-Essential-Hilarious-Practical/dp/B072L38SGT/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1537320969&sr=8-1&keywords=dehydrated+water
Apparently that's already a thing.
Witty Yetis Dehydrated Water 16oz Can. NEW Formula! Essential Camping & Survival Supply. Funny Gag Gift & Adult Stocking Stuffer for Men & Women. Hilarious Novelty & Practical Joke. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072L38SGT/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_PoETDbDP7VC5V
This Is The Link: The Weirdest Water Ever
Here it is if you want to put buy it on Amazon.
Wtf
Fucking machine Sex Machine for Men and Women Dildo Massageliege Pro... http://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00IQDJUKO/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_2xFwtb1F010DV
Mister Liquid Ass Fart Spray by Liquid Ass http://www.amazon.ca/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_nCFwtb1FADVEP
http://www.amazon.ca/dp/B008AATY86/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_IjFwtb1V3APX1
What I want although nothing is really want is wtf
Pet Gear I-Go2 Traveler Roller Backpack for Cats and Dogs up to 20-Pounds, Ocean Blue by Pet Gear, Inc. http://www.amazon.ca/dp/B0015MI4I2/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_ilFwtb1CYSX51
If you ever thought "why would anyone buy this product", a WBC protest is all the reason i would need to buy it by the gallon.
https://www.amazon.com/Adams-Pranks-Magic-Butterfly-Classic/dp/B001LXM6DE
Schylling PANIC PETE SQUEEZE TOY https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001R57O88/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_6cqRCbV14P2Z8
Or the times you forgot to wipe
Ya paper is useful for some things at least
http://www.amazon.com/Money-Toilet-Roll-Dollar-Paper/dp/B002L6EKH0
Especially when you have the right toilet paper. Wipe your ass on one hundred fifty one hundred bills for a fraction of the price.
Apparently it was over this harmless gag toy http://www.amazon.com/Classic-Gag-Squirting-Wee-Squirter/dp/B0067N91V8.
With a name like "Weepy the Wee Wee", I honestly expected a dildo that dispensed liquid.
http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-Crib-Dribbler/dp/B00A26VGPA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1382746770&sr=8-1&keywords=Baby+hamster+bottle
Isn't this one of those oversized pennies?
Heres what you do... I mean if you want to have it included in the anniversary night time festivities. Get a Garter belt if you dont have one and get a thigh holster. Then buy one of those joke bang guns. http://www.amazon.com/Loftus-Power-Starter-Prank-Pistol/dp/B0006GJXW4
Similar to that. Then either buy a thin white piece of fabric. Either sew it or attach it to the gun in someway then write happy anniversary and then tell him you want to get him XYZ.
The best way to pull this out would be to push him on to the bed. Tell him you have a suprise. Then whip it out and "shoot" him.
mattress pad.
mugs. you're going to be drinking a lot of shit out of mugs.
novelty cigarette dispenser. (http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Donkey-Novelty-Cigarette-Dispenser/dp/B000HJ7GKQ)
you go to evergreen so you'll be already be bringing your guitar right?
This stuff is pretty potent. Just an idea.
I'm not a fan of what the cyclist did but if hes going to get any revenge for assholes especially uber drivers I would recommend buying something like this and spraying it in his car and then just driving off. He's going to have a hard time picking people up.