Best red according to redditors

According to Amazon, Franzia boxes are Franzia 5L boxes are 4.5 x 10 x 10 inches.

Also, I admire your ability use two of the three spellings of their/they're/there while also getting it wrong both times.

$16 on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FAZ5P3M/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_DC78tb1CP1WDA

How sure are you on the 24 degrees or a number being in the brand name?

Orange labels:

http://www.wine.com/v6/Gnarly-Head-Pinot-Noir-2012/wine/136153/Detail.aspx

http://www.wine.com/v6/Benton-Lane-First-Class-Pinot-Noir-2011/wine/129791/Detail.aspx

http://www.amazon.com/Roadhouse-Winery-Orange-Russian-Valley/dp/B009W5ULT4

Expression wines makes several with numbers in the label, but they aren't bright orange:

http://www.expressionwine.com/Wines

They have Latitude 44, Latitude 34, Latitude 38, and Latitude 39 Expression Pinot Noirs.


Could it have been a Cameron Hughes wine, which also have numbers in the name of the wine? https://chwine.com/red-wine/pinot-noir/

If you had it at a restaurant -- call them up and they might know it.

If you had it at someone's house, ask them (or ask them where they buy their wine and call that place).

Morthy Demands:

You never know when you need toilet paper that can be found on my "If I ever have to get into hiding" wish list.

2) My electric wine opener phallic symbol found on my "Inner Kitchen Goddess" wishlist.

3) Most Geeky Item goes to my relaxation capsule on my "A Girl Can Dream Can't She?" wishlist - I'm fully aware I won't win this, haha.

4) And I think I'd like some alcohol on my desert island (which can be found on this wishlist.

Fun contest! :)

3)

Of course sir! For a mere $80 I can get you a fine Pinot Noir and while you send me the money (BitCoin preferred, thanks) I'll draw your bath.

I wouldn't go myself... but I'd send my parents to Yellowstone National Park. I know my dad has always wanted to go, but we've never gone, despite being able to go to Disney World four times (hmm..). So yeah. I'd make reservations in Lake Yellowstone, seeing as it's the most famous hotel around there, but perhaps a lodge room rather than in the actual hotel. And... I guess they can take some pinot noir and take the train rather than fly.

I would like to nominate my mom /u/carol611

my poor mom puts up with all my shenanigans. last year I pranked her with flour in a leaf blower

as well as toliet paper and a leaf blower.

then I convinced her that youtube would give her $10,000 if she was able to complete the cinamon challenge

my friends always say their parents would kill them if they did any of these things to them

a few days ago, she spent way too much money for a cookout that im having and as Im typing she is making a sign for a meetup that im hosting this sunday which she doesnt have to do



she also gets along well with my friends and takes care of my three dogs pretty often

last year i took her on a local sight seeing boat cruise for mothers day not sure what im doing for her this year but it would be great if she got something a little extra by winning this bottle of wine off of her wishlist.



in short, my mom is pretty wonderful. I could write a book of all the things shes done for me. Its hard to imagine how difficult my life would be without my mother. (not as fun either) I am not the type of person who doesnt realize how good they have it. I am very lucky in a lot of aspects in my life, my mom being one of them.

Took me a while to choose the best one

*Pours Liberally into your chalice Enjoy sweet Mrs.

1. Wine. As a college student, I know the importance of having a drink to unwind after studying. Or maybe even [during[(http://xkcd.com/323/).
   
   
2. Broom. This is a necklace with a broom charm, but it's actually able to change into a large broom for me to rush to class when I sleep in.
   
   
3. Hat. It's cold in the UK!
   
   
4. Kindle. It's magical! It's like a book, but it is alive and it can interact with you.
   
   
5. Chest/trunk. Before cars had built in trunks, they were strapped to a rack on the back. I can put my broom in my trunk, and then keep the trunk in my car. That way I can get out of any traffic jams.
   
   
6. Cape. I can already fly on my broom, but I'll need something to keep me warm!
   
   Mischief Managed

awesome thanks! That would be a great present for my mom. I was struggling because I normally get my dad a wine basket but I found some vegan non-gmo wine here on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Eden-Canyon-Vineyards-Current-Releases/dp/B00OAAQ8IE/ref=sr_1_3?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1419116122&sr=1-3&keywords=vegan+wine

I'm getting my sister a bottle of grateful dead wine (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00R58ZVVI/ref=cm_sw_r_other_udp_awd_EWJBwb8CD25XH) and gunna burn her a copy of a good show, not too pricey but still a real good time! Make a night of it or something

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