Best incontinence & ostomy products according to redditors

We found 630 Reddit comments discussing the best incontinence & ostomy products. We ranked the 276 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.

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Waterproof mattress covers
Bladder control devices
Incontinence cleansers, cloths & creams
Incontinence protective underwear
Ostomy adhesive removers
Ostomy adhesives & tapes
Ostomy arrier rings & strips
Bedwetting monitors
Ostomy drain pouches
Incontinence odor eliminators & deodorants
Ostomy belts
Ostomy scissors
Ostomy support germents
Stoma pastes & powders
Incontinence protection shileds & guards
Incontinence pads & liners

Top Reddit comments about Incontinence & Ostomy Products:

u/Forcelain_Doll · 73 pointsr/LifeProTips

Puppy pads are much more expensive then the basic ones you get in the adult diaper or baby isles.

I used these for my senior dog when he had incontinence problems because they are much cheaper.

Amazon link

u/sfurbo · 53 pointsr/badwomensanatomy

If only somebody made such weights industrially. I bet they would be cheaper than the stone ones, and you would be able to get them with different weights, so you could chose one hat fits your muscle tone!

Of course, you would miss the mystical connection to ancient Chinese royalty.

u/chdrchyz · 44 pointsr/sex

These are even cheaper, but maybe not as "sexy".

When I come up to bed and I see one of these laid out, I know its on! :)

u/hammer-head · 36 pointsr/sex

> Generic /r/sex[1] advice, tell him how his actions made you feel. Find out if it is specifically sleeping in the aftermath that bugs him or if it's something else all together. Maybe he just feels unclean afterwards and wants to go get a wash but thinks telling you that may hurt your feelings? I find squirting hot but if I'm on the bottom I get soaked and after the fact, it gets all cold and not a great all round feeling. It may bother him more than it bothers me.

I think this advice started in the right direction, but quickly turned into a question of problem-solving. She came here because her husband hurt her feelings, and that needs to be addressed before worrying about why he doesn't like sleeping on a wet bed.

I think OP's husband reacted insensitively to the situation. I think she feels blamed for something that happened involuntarily out of what was supposed to be an act of love and intimacy.

Of course, Husband has needs too, but it appears that both partners are having difficulty communicating their respective needs (or recognizing each other's), and that is getting in the way of their intimacy. She can't anticipate his or pull them out of him, but she can share hers first and then ask for his in return.

OP, here is what I recommend you do: speak to your husband objectively about what happened and how it made you feel (i.e., even though I think his actions were insensitive, please try your best to keep such judgments out of the initial discussion). Be sure to consider that sometimes, it's what he didn't do that hurt your feelings.

> When you went to sleep in the other room last night, I felt hurt and embarrassed - especially because you didn't invite me to come sleep with you.

Then, express a good faith desire to resolve the issue together and strengthen your bond

> Physical intimacy with you is important to me. I want to feel good about it, and I want you to feel good about it, too.

This is when I think it makes most sense to ask what he's feeling.

> Can you tell me what you were feeling when I squirted the other night? I know you might be worried that your response could hurt my feelings, but I'll do my best to listen, accept, and understand the truth.

And then you can work on a solution!

From a practical perspective, there's a handy solution to this that's been posted before.

(Long story short, OP from that thread really loves these pads.)

u/Daddy_0103 · 34 pointsr/LifeProTips


No really, Depends.

u/kiloalpha812 · 15 pointsr/sex

Its super hot, dated a girl who squirted for a while. Plenty of guys will agree, and those who dont? Well, dont waste time on them.

Also, Amazon sells great waterproof pads you can lay down to protect sheets/mattress/carpet/etc. Cant recommend them enough.

You and your future lovers are quite lucky

u/OutOfAngst · 14 pointsr/sex

He is asking for it. Give it to him.

Pro tip: a nurse I was dating that squirted used these. You can pour cups and cups of water on them without a leak. Plus washable!

u/mtandy · 13 pointsr/sex

One of these threads turned up a while back, and the general consensus among heavy squirters were that these pads were the best way to have squirty sex without all the sheet/mattress hassle. Soft top-layer, waterproof backing and washable.

u/RobotPigOverlord · 12 pointsr/guineapigs

Washable bedding for the piggy enclosure:

-Bottom layer: bed liner pads, there are dozens of different size options available on amazon, so you can find ones that will fit your enclosure dimensions.

-Middle layer: Moisture wicking "sheepette" faux wool. Soft and provides a thick, dry layer between the piggies and the urine absorbing bed liner pad. Easy to cut to size.

-Top layer: regular fleece fabric (if you buy new fleece, wash in hot water with unscented detergent and some Borox powder, this helps remove any moisture repelling chemicals on the surface of the fabric that will prevent urine from quickly absorbing). I get the plain fleece blankets that come in a roll from ikea, they're large and inexpensive, you can cut them to the sizes you need. Or if you want to get fancy you can go to a craft store that sells fabric.

I put my 3 layers in the enclosure, then take the top fleece layer and tuck it in on all sides so the piggies don't lift up the fleece to hide underneath it.

Feed good food. I feed my piggies Sherwood pellets, and i order hay from Small Pet Select. The bigger the box/bag you order, the more money you save. Also, NEVER buy hay at petco or petsmart. Their prices are OUTRAGEOUS. 20$ for 5lbs of oxbow, insane! I pay 72$ for a 60lb box of hay from Small Pet Select (i have quite a few pigs lol need a lot of hay). If i bought hay from petco, 60lbs would cost me like 240$.

Feed healthy veggies every day. Fruit should be a RARE treat. I only give my pigs a little bit of fruit once every 2-3 weeks. Fruit is just natures candy, its not really healthy, its a special treat and should not be a part of a guinea pigs regular diet. Raspberry is one of the lowest sugar fruits so its a good choice for the occasional treat.
Always rinse veggies well before feeding. Red/orange/yellow bell peppers are extremely high in vitamin c so they are fantastic as part of a daily piggy salad. Other good veggies are green leaf, red leaf and romaine lettuce, celery, cucumber, escarole (aka curly endive). Fresh herbs in moderation bc they have high calcium contents. I never give my pigs things like kale, spinach or broccoli, too much calcium and oxalates. Carrots have quite a bit of sugar (not as much as fruit though) so i only give a little carrot 2x per week.

I give my piggies a Sherwood joint support tablet daily to help prevent arthritis bc guinea pigs are extremely prone to developing arthritis in their knees (my vet told me most pigs have significant arthritis in the knees by age 4 and it is certainly not comfortable).

Last thing i can think of that i think its important for piggy owners to know is that piggies are very sensitive to sound, they don't like loud TV/music/etc. I leave classical music on a low volume for my piggies on a radio or streaming from my computer (WQXR and KUSC are great classical stations you can stream online or on those smart speaker devices a lot of people are getting these days). Its nice for them to have something pretty and soothing to listen to, makes their living environment more interesting. is a very good resource for piggy info.

I bathe my piggies once per year, using Gorgeous Guineas shampoo. Its an adorable little company and they sell affordable shampoo, even some in very small bottles so those with just 2 piggies dont need to spend money on big bottles theyll never get close to finishing off.

u/bostonbumper · 11 pointsr/BabyBumps

Hi Bumpers! I’ve loved reading everyone’s birth stories, especially as my due date drew near, and I finally have a chance to sit down and do my very own. I tried to include as much useful detail as possible, so here goes:

At my last prenatal appointment I was 1 cm/80% effaced. On Sunday 9/4, I was 3 days past my due date but felt the same as any other day over the previous couple weeks. I was convinced I would need to be induced later that week. I had not lost my mucus plug, had no bloody show, and hadn’t felt LO drop very deep into my pelvis, so, basically, no signs that labor was approaching. I treated myself to a prenatal massage to pass the time.

That evening around 9pm, I had what I thought was a Braxton Hicks contraction that was also slightly painful in my lower abdomen. It could easily have gone unnoticed. I’d been having Braxton Hicks extremely frequently for several months, so this felt very much like those (tightening/hardening across belly) except for the very mild pain. I mentioned it to DH and started timing my contractions, just in case.

I continued to have what I assumed were Braxton Hicks (given the none-loss of my mucus plug and absence of any other signs of labor) and timed them to be anywhere from 4 minutes to 8 minutes apart. DH thought it could be labor but I was skeptical since the contractions were extremely mild. DH made dinner and I baked an apple pie and we went about our evening while still timing the contractions.

The contractions continued through dinner, so around 10:30 PM DH and I debated calling the hospital. I was scared of going in and getting sent home, so since DH is a doctor I had him check my cervix. He had to think back to his med school and residency days, but he estimated that I was about 2.5 cm and fully effaced. That was enough to convince me to call the hospital and we were told to come get checked out. We packed the rest of our hospital bags, grabbed the car seat, and headed to the hospital (only 5 minutes away) around midnight.

When we checked into L&D triage, I was all smiles and was apologetic that we were taking up these people’s time when I was probably just in early or prodromal labor. The contractions had continued but were still super mild (a 1/10 on the pain scale) and I was convinced they would stop as soon as the monitor was attached to me. My triage nurse said she could tell by my face and calmness that they’d be sending me home that night. At 1:15 AM she checked my cervix and said I was 1 cm, so we assumed DH was just a little out of practice and had been mistaken when he checked me and thought I was 2cm. The contractions did show up on the monitor, however, so they told us we could go home or we could walk the halls for 2 hours and get rechecked for any progress.

We opted to walk the halls. As we did, the contractions started to pick up a little in intensity in the sense that where a BH felt like tightening of the front of my abdomen, this felt like a three-dimensional tightening, like a sphere in my belly that was getting tighter. Each contraction would start with a tightening sensation, then start to be a throbbing pain, the pain would subside but the tightening would remain, and then the tightening would finally subside. When I stopped to rest, I could actually feel the contraction pulling my lady bits apart. By the end of the two hours, I did have to focus somewhat on my breathing during the contractions, though they still weren’t super painful (maybe a 2-3/10).

At 3:15 AM, the nurse checked me again and said I was still 1cm. I asked about effacement and she said 50%. That should have been a red flag that she was not the best cervix-checker, since I had been 80% at my last 3 OB visits. In hindsight, I think DH had been spot on when he checked me at home.

Because (according to the triage nurse) there was no progress, they sent me home and advised that the contractions would probably peter out and that when I started to sound like the woman in the next curtain (who was moaning like crazy and was someone I NEVER wanted to sound like), that’s when they’d keep me. They gave me a mild sedative and sent us on our way.

We went home and got in bed around 3:45 AM. By then, the contractions were at a 4/10. As soon as my head hit the pillow, a contraction hit that had me audibly moaning (a 5-6/10). The contractions continued and I was unable to sleep. The sedative they had given me made me feel a little groggy but did nothing to ease the pain or help me sleep. At 6 AM I tried taking a bath and woke DH to help me time the contractions and decide what to do. The bath felt nice but the contractions continued and I vomited after one of them. We called over to the hospital and were told to come back, so off we went.

By the time we got to triage (around 7:30 AM), I was that moaning lady. The contractions were a 7/10 and I was vomiting. A triage nurse (different from the first one) came to check me and I told her I was terrified I would still be at 1 cm. She checked me, smiled, and said, “You’re not at 1 cm.” I burst out crying, I was so happy. She said I was 4-5 cm. I asked if I could have the epidural now and she immediately paged anesthesia.

We got moved to a delivery room and the epidural team arrived around 8:30 AM. They gave me a lidocaine shot first that was just a tiny pinch and then I didn’t feel any of the epidural administration, which apparently took them a few tries. They gave me an epidural plus a spinal because the spinal would act immediately. Within 5 minutes of the medicine flowing, my legs started feeling warm and heavy. About 10 minutes into the epidural, the monitor picked up a contraction that I couldn’t feel—I was in heaven! The only negative side effect I had was mild itchiness as the epidural wore off.

For the next couple hours, DH and I just hung out and waited for me to progress. My OB was on call that day, which was fantastic. At 10:50 AM they checked my cervix and I was 7 cm. My water broke during the exam and I kept feeling gushes with each contraction, which felt oddly soothing.

Around this time, I started feeling pressure in my butt, as if someone was biting my right butt cheek (that’s the best way I can describe the sensation—though the nurses looked at me like I was crazy when I told them that). The pressure was uncomfortable but bearable.

At 12:40 PM they put the “peanut” between my legs (big inflatable peanut-shaped ball) to widen my pelvis and help LO move down. This part was pretty uncomfortable since the pressure in my butt was getting more intense.

At 1:30 PM I was at 10 cm so we did a practice push. LO’s head was starting to come through so we immediately jumped to real pushes. At first it felt just like a poop, so I pushed exactly as if I was trying to poop and made great progress getting LO down the birth canal. After about 50 minutes of pushing, at 2:18 PM, my little girl was born.

She was absolutely perfect. Apgar was 9/9. We did skin-to-skin right away and tried breastfeeding. She latched and ate like a champ for about an hour.

I had a minor 1st degree tear that got stitched and my recovery has been great. I got by for the most part on Motrin and Tylenol, but also got a 5mg oxycodone when cramping got really bad during breastfeeding (PSA: breastfeeding causes painful uterine cramping; I did not know that going into this!). Aside from that, I’ve been feeling pretty good!

Things that were/weren’t useful at the hospital:

  • Clothes - I ended up wearing my hospital gown during the entire hospital stay, so I never touched any of the clothes that I packed for the hospital except for when we went home

  • Long iPhone charger – if you don’t have one already, invest in one for you and your support person

  • Eye mask – this came in handy when I tried to nap while LO slept during the day

  • Nursery – take advantage if your hospital offers it; with LO in the nursery, DH and I actually got some decent sleep

    Postpartum thoughts

  • Breastfeeding took some practice. When my milk came in, LO had a tough time latching since my boobs got too firm. I had to pump to make it possible for her to latch. At 9 days out, we are now getting the hang of the whole thing and breastfeeding has gotten a lot easier, so my advice is to stick with it and just know that it WILL get easier

  • Cloth diapers make for amazing burp clothes. I use 2-3 per breastfeeding session

  • Dental bibs ( and disposable underpads ( have really come in handy. We use the underpads for poopsplosions and changes on-the-go and dental bibs for all other diaper changes. That way, we don’t have to wash the changing pad liner as often.

  • I was pretty grossed out with my postpartum body when we got home from the hospital (3 days PP). My boobs got enormous and everything looked super round and pudgy. My weight was only down 8lbs, 7 of which was baby, so I felt pretty bad. I hated how all my maternity and nursing tops looked over my hips and belly. I’m only on day 9 now, but I’ve already begun to look and feel more like my pre-baby self. My boobs have gone down to a more manageable size and everything else is starting to look less round. So, to any ladies who might feel similarly, hang in there and keep in mind that everything will feel better in just a few days.

  • Google Express. OMG Google Express. We signed up for a free three-month trial, and they will go to Costco (and other stores) for you and get you all the diapers and wipes you could possibly need.

    And, finally, baby tax:
u/moesickle · 10 pointsr/BabyBumps

I have no help aside what you can do to keep your bed dry. I’m a Caregiver and we use these, and they can handle you peeing all night on them and won’t soak through. Disposable pads are noisy and uncomfortable IMO

Medline Softnit 300 Washable Underpads, Pack of 4 Large Bed Pads, 34" x 36", For use as incontinence bed pads, reusable pet pads, great for dogs, cats, and bunny

u/blondebadger · 10 pointsr/femalefashionadvice

You could use disposable under-arm shields. Amazon link to an example.

I've never used them, but my mom used to use something similar when she went to work and she loved them! I'd just make sure that the adhesive doesn't stick to your suit lining and leave residue when removing the shield. When this happened to my mom (not very often, usually just with one in particular), dry cleaning took it right out!

u/maryjanesandbobbysox · 10 pointsr/AskRedditAfterDark

We use the washable toddler mattress protectors. They hold up to 2 cups of fluid and are less than $20 usd.

Edit: (something like this)

u/Cheesetoast9 · 9 pointsr/childfree

This guy fucks. The real LPT is always in the comments.
Also, these are great so there's no wet spot after

u/filthy_muffin · 9 pointsr/femalefashionadvice

I tried these on a recent job interview. They definitely helped and I think would have been enough for a short interview, but it was an all day thing and I was really nervous, so I ended up with sweat stains on the areas not covered by them.

u/brokerthrowaway · 9 pointsr/todayilearned

So you probably won't read this as you've got a ton of replies, but I'll throw my own into the mix.

My current SO and I use this particular absorbent pad. It's ridiculous how much fluid it can hold. I have no clue how other people answering here are able to just use towels (especially beach towels lol). My SO manages to soak through 4 layers of towels and I don't want to constantly wash towels lol.

To be completely honest, I casually saw another squirter a while back and I wasn't a huge fan of it. It was exciting/fun at first, but then it kinda became annoying. That was for a casual relationship though. With that said, I love my current SO very much and really enjoy making her squirt. Originally she was pretty self-conscious and apparently embarrassed about it. I reassured her that I enjoy it and want to make her feel good. She still gets a little grossed out by herself, but we laugh about it.

My advice to you is to be upfront to partners about this before you get too intimate like, "just so you know, I tend to get very very wet when I get too excited." I'd hope they get the hint. If things transpire and they are childish about it or even make you feel bad, remember there are many other people out there that won't.

u/Ihateallpeopletoday · 9 pointsr/daddit

Just in case some people may not be aware, a lot of the absorbent pads geared towards dogs have an added chemical coating for absorbency or sometimes scents for the ultra potent puppy pee smell. You’ll want to make sure the ones you buy don’t have this and are geared for human use. Chux is the “brand name” of these type of pads, also called underpads.

These fit exactly on the pad that came with my diaper bag. A box of 100 lasts me months. Amazon Disposable Underpads

u/Megatallica83 · 8 pointsr/NoStupidQuestions

I've wondered the same thing. I guess because some people fantasize about some of these things happening to them, and maybe don't talk about them because they seem too weird or taboo. Also, maybe they don't give a whole lot of thought in developing a solid plot sometimes because most of the people watching don't care as much about the plot as they do getting off watching someone have sex or masturbate. I didn't.

One time I watched a video on Pornhub where a woman, who seemed too happy to be there, went to her female "gynecologist" because it burned when she peed. She consulted with the doc at a office desk that ended up being three feet from an exam table when the camera panned out. The doctor put down blue pads on the floor, had the woman lie back on the exam table, feet in the stirrups and instructed her to "show me how you pee". The woman then shot out this gravity-defying long arc of piss while laying flat on her back and it landed perfectly on the pad while the doctor watched. Then they boned. It was the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen.

u/dorkus99 · 8 pointsr/sex

This is one we bought that is much cheaper. It actually does better than the liberator because it is far more absorbant (we have both).

Lay it underneath you, squirt to hearts content, throw in washer. Rinse, repeat.

u/offwiththepants · 7 pointsr/TrollXChromosomes

Get a reusable bed pad; we use them for postpartum patients or patients with incontinence issues.

u/Boner-brains · 6 pointsr/JUSTNOMIL

I'm sorry your MIL is so awful. My siblings and I all had problems with bed wetting growing up. I don't know where you might find one, but there's and alarm system you can buy to help him train himself to wake up at night. It snaps to his underwear and it goes off when it gets wet. It worked like a miracle for myself and my siblings.
Edit: found it on amazon, and highly recommend it

u/keithontheinternet · 6 pointsr/sex

My partner and I considered that one and balked at the price before finding this mat for $20 that's linked elsewhere in the thread: You would still probably have to wash and dry the Liberator after each use, so with the Northshore mat you can buy a few and toss them in the laundry as needed.

u/_youdneverguesswho · 6 pointsr/sexover30

I was never consistent about doing them. A couple years ago I bought these [], which are easier to use more consistently. I just slip one in and go do some housework for 20 or 30 minutes. I started out with the fourth heaviest weight and with consistent, if not very regular, exercising, I am up to the second heaviest. I used to pee some if I laughed really hard and I don't do that anymore. Also my husband's eyes widen and he grabs my ass when I squeeze so I guess he can feel it too. Ha ha. Not bad for a woman who has had four kids. I highly recommend the weights, it makes it so much easier and brainless, but not necessarily the particular weights I bought. The string is like a very thick fishing line and it is held together by a pinched metal clasp which sometimes pinches me the wrong way.

A note if you do get them: I noticed some days I could keep a particular weight in for 45 minutes, no problem, then the next time I could barely keep the same weight in for five minutes. Turns out that if you are pretty wet, which can happen depending on your mood or time of month or just natural disposition, it slides out easily, like buttering up your hand to get a tight ring off. What I do is take a little wad of toilet paper and stick it in my vagina to get rid of some of the wetness, then immediately pull it out and throw it away. The weight stays as to be expected after that.

u/autieab · 6 pointsr/ABDL

> 2. In the US, I think the only place to buy Plastic Backed Abena M4's would be XP Medical?

XP, Amazon (plus several Marketplace sellers), Northshore, KCK and I'm sure others carry them too. You can still get the plastic backed M4s in large part because of the efforts of the owner of XPMedical who campaigned directly to Abena to keep making them but you can buy them in lots of places still...

u/BabyBlueCheetah · 6 pointsr/ABDL
u/South_in_AZ · 6 pointsr/sex

Or sisposable chux pads or washable and reusable under pads

u/onlythehottest · 5 pointsr/sex

These are a lifesaver! They absolutely will not soak through, and they can take a LOT of liquid. Wash like any towel and they are durable. A must have for any squirter. We have a stack of them next to the bed. The product image sure isn't sexy, but they are affordable so you can have many on hand and they get the job done.

Edit: I would recommend the 34x36" or larger.

u/Themistocles88 · 5 pointsr/sex

They make pee pads for old ppl with inconsistent bladders. Slip one of those underneath you if you want to try it someplace other than the shower or the toilet. Nothing gets through them. Also if you have tile floors and old towels, try doing it there and clean up after.

u/Roserie · 5 pointsr/breakingmom

Use chux anywhere you have to sit/lay. This will make sure that you aren't getting it on sheets, couches, chairs, beds, etc. and not leaking through. It will help control it and hopefully keep from spreading it.

u/sarowen · 5 pointsr/femalefashionadvice

Here's a link to [underarm shields] ( It looks like there are two different kinds (based on my Amazon search) -- the kind that I linked goes on your clothing. There's another kind that adheres to your skin, but that kind of seemed like a bad idea to me. They do look similar to panty liners, like u/MrsValentine mentioned, and panty liners are a heck of a lot cheaper.

u/Spydar05 · 5 pointsr/NSFW_GIF

My girlfriend has squirted just about every single time we have had sex for a year now. A LOT. Bought two of these; never looking back.

u/Throwawaymink · 5 pointsr/ABDL

This is coming from someone who has a bladder of steel and rarely needs to pee, but they can't stand heavy wettings at all. ABU's stuff is cute as hell, but they're incredibly impractical unless you're doing several small wettings.

If you're looking for diapers with the strict purpose of holding larger wettings, I'd say invest in better, premium diapers that are in the same price range as ABU's stuff. You can get four more Abena M4s, for a total of fourteen, for the same price as ABU Cushies, but with significantly better absorbancy.

u/srama1 · 5 pointsr/woodworking

This is what you want instead: Dynarex Disposable Underpad, 17 X 24 Inches, 100 Count

u/[deleted] · 5 pointsr/InfertilityBabies

For our changing table, we use these. My SIL recommended them and they have saved us countless times from having to wash our changing pad. They may not be the cutest things to look at but when your baby decides to pee on the changing table or have a blow out and have poop up their back, you'll be happy to not have to throw the cute, fuzzy changing pad in the washer for the 3rd time this week. ;) (On a funny side note... the very first diaper change at home my husband didn't put one of these down and guess what happened?!?)

We've used these since day 1 and still using them at 4 months.

Edit: throw for through

u/lokichilde · 5 pointsr/Fitness

Huff them. The smell is protein escaping. Or you can use these if you wanna be wasteful.

u/FermentedFupaFungus · 5 pointsr/TinyHouses
u/bouncingrondtheoom · 4 pointsr/breakingmom

Thought of another one!

I use adult incontinence bed pads on both mattresses. I have 2 for each bed, and place them underneath the general butt area. Beds are layered like this: sheet, pad, waterproof mattress pad. I've started adding another sheet and pad layer for middle of the night swaps. I LOVE these pads and no one seems to have any idea what I'm talking about.

u/lapropriu · 4 pointsr/femalefashionadvice

> Is there a trick to preventing sweat stains in shirts?

Like dress shields? I've never tried any of these myself, but they get labelled many things, including "sweat guards", "garment shields", "underarm pads" and others.

u/pppeater · 4 pointsr/AdviceAnimals

Haven't tried it but it looks like this cheaper alternative is a hit:

u/lionstories · 4 pointsr/ABDL

Abenas are these:

You order them online. If you're concerned about getting them in the mail and your wife is like, "Honey, what the heck is this?" get a P.O. Box and have them shipped there.

The best you can buy at the store are the Depend Protection w/ Tabs or Walgreens ( I recommend neither, really, unless you're drip incontinence. If you're a "flooder," you're going to leak.

u/Syl_Spren · 4 pointsr/BabyBumps

For the puppy pads we actually go these, which are the same thing, but fit better on the changing table as they are rectangular instead of square. Where I am they were actually a tad cheaper, or at least the same price as getting the puppy ones.

u/RoyGilbertBiv · 4 pointsr/Fitness

No need for a squat plug just wear a fart guard

u/jamezverusaum · 4 pointsr/clothpads

RMS Ultra Soft 4-Layer Washable and Reusable Incontinence Bed Underpads, 18"X24" (3 Pack) I used these when I had an older cat who didn't always make it off the bed to the litter box. I also use a different set on my heavier days for reasons.

u/FifthAveSam · 4 pointsr/Albany

Also parent of a 6 month old girl here.

I think we've used those changing stations once. Ever. We bring a chux pad wherever we go and change her on top of that. You can quickly turn any reasonable surface in to a changing area. We also bring disposable gloves in case hand washing facilities aren't available.

As far as bars go, in Albany we've only been to Orchard Tavern. They loved her there. We usually take her out nearby in downtown Troy. She's been to the Confectionery and Plumb Oyster Bar several times. One of the bartenders at Plumb is a doula and held her for a while. She's been to Dinosaur, Nighthawks, and Little Rice Ball less often, but those were all good experiences as well.

u/thekidsarentok · 4 pointsr/Unexpected

I bought one of those pads they give you in the hospital that you sit on to catch fluids from Amazon. Got a huge one. Saved my sheets. Highly recommend.

Edit: This

u/philiph · 3 pointsr/sex

Get a few of something like this pad. Also you should get a waterproof mattress cover like this. That way you've got two levels of liquid defense.

u/ElegantAnt · 3 pointsr/Parenting

> "I don't care if you wet the bed. Just strip the bed and change first thing."

Stripping the bed sounds like a lot of work. When my 7yo was wetting the bed, I got her a stack of these: Bedpad That way, when she noticed the bed was wet, she could fling it into a laundry basket and put another one on the bed. Takes far less time than changing sheets.

ETA: I regularly throw these in the wash and they have held up well after 4 years of daily use.

u/clivebixbey · 3 pointsr/sex

Get an Incontinance pad for your bed.

Washable, discreet, relatively cheap.

u/CABGX4 · 3 pointsr/TropicalWeather

Amazon sell these awesome reusable washable pads. They're huge and really durable. Highly recommended. I also like the grass/sod in the kiddie pool idea. Could even lay grass on top of these reusable pads too.

Medline Softnit 300 Washable Underpads, Pack of 4 Large Bed Pads, 34" x 36", For use as incontinence bed pads, reusable pet pads, great for dogs, cats, and bunny

u/revamp11 · 3 pointsr/actuallesbians

Reusable chucks pads

Another style

Or, you can get the disposable style and just toss them (but they are crinkly and might not stay where you put them as well)

Just keep them by the bed and you can be just as spontaneous as ever, only have a better chance at a dry bed to sleep in afterwards (much better fluid blocking than a towel).

u/itszak90210 · 3 pointsr/puppy101

We switched to these

We switched to these immediately as she started to rip them up instead, we used potty pads until our 12 week started ripping them up. Then we switched to the hospital blankets. She can't rip them up and they are easily washed in the washing machine.

u/double-dog-doctor · 3 pointsr/femalefashionadvice

Would sweat shields be an option for you?

u/BarefootAlot · 3 pointsr/femalefashionadvice

Has anyone ever tried underarm shields? I'm in interview season and one of my favorite interview outfits involves a sleeveless blouse under a blazer and the pits are super gross now with deodorant caked in them (I mean, at least I'm wearing it, right?). I didn't think these were actually a thing until I googled it, but they are. Just curious if they're worth trying?

u/QuietEggs · 3 pointsr/Parenting

Just the one that clips outside the underwear. It was cheaper on Amazon, but it's not in stock there now. They have systems where the alarms goes in a pocket in special underwear, but they are a bit pricier.

Edit: Just found this. Looks very similar.

u/E11i0t · 3 pointsr/Mommit

I was a bed wetter until 10. The only thing that worked was an alarm that attached to my panties (I wore 2 pair) and a box that would sound and vibrate to wake me up. It took a week and my body learned to wake up when I had the urge to go.

It was like this...and based on reviews it might work!

u/JustDiscoveredSex · 3 pointsr/sex

Washable underpads.

NorthShore Champion, 35 x 47, 50 oz., Washable Underpad, X-Large, Each

They absorb, not save in a big puddle like plastic will do. Had mine for two years. So much easier to wash than alllll the bedding.

u/electricballroom · 3 pointsr/sex

This is the protector pad for squirters and gushers:

It's soft on the business side and isn't noisy. Unlike the Liberator deal, which is repellant, it's absorbent and easily washed. It's very institutional and looks like what it is; an absorbent pad for bed-ridden elderly. My girl is so happy that I bought some for her. She rolls half of it up for round one, then rolls up the wet side and uses the dry side for round two.

u/Pakkuman · 3 pointsr/todayilearned

Washable underpad, works great and cleans easy.

u/Unsoluble · 3 pointsr/diabetes

What are you currently using for the extra tape?

We use Opsite Flexifix, which comes in a roll. I cut off four strips, about an inch wide each, and stick them in a # pattern around the sensor, about an eighth of an inch away from the plastic on all sides (to allow for drying — if you seal up the area under the sensor, it'll stay wet too long and likely get irritated).

We also wipe down the entire area (that'll be under the sensor and Opsite strips) with a Skin Tac wipe, which really increases the adhesion overall.

u/coderascal · 3 pointsr/diabetes

Without a doubt, skintac. I use this and it's perfect.

u/Hutch_96 · 3 pointsr/sex

My wife has the same issue. We got a waterproof pad off amazon and it works great. This is the one we got:

u/PaddedIntrovert · 3 pointsr/malefashionadvice

Some do. It all depends on what you get. I used to use these, but they fall apart easily.

u/bronzeandblush · 3 pointsr/BabyBumps

To add on to your puppy pee pad comment, I bought some of these after seeing them suggested often. They're about half the price of the amazon pee pads and a lot of the reviews suggest them for use on the changing pad :) Of course, I haven't used them yet.

We decided not to breastfeed early on for personal reasons and I've gotten some snarky comments and pressure from friends and family. I understand why people are encouraged to breastfeed, but I wish that people wouldn't shame formula-feeders in the process.

Late congratulations on your little one :)

u/costarica619 · 3 pointsr/Swingers

You need one of these for when Diane comes over... It's made my sex life so much, uh, less messy

u/fd3srx34 · 3 pointsr/peegonewild

Have your fun. Take it off the bed. Wash it. Repeat. Holds a ton of fluid.

u/TimmothyWaters · 3 pointsr/Showerthoughts

They have.

Flat D Flatulence Deodorizing Pad: No More Smelly Embarrassing Gas

u/undertherexxx · 3 pointsr/birthcontrol

You can double up using tampons and overnight pads. They also sell bed coverings used during surgeries that absorb EVERYTHING so you’re not ruining your mattress (RMS Ultra Soft 4-Layer Washable and Reusable Incontinence Bed Underpads, 18"X24" (3 Pack)

My first two periods were TERRIBLE, I would bleed through super tampons every 3 hours. My third and beyond (I’ve had the paragard for almost a year) have been much more normal. 1 kind of heavy day and the rest are very normal

u/rationalomega · 2 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

Amazon sells these amazing [bed pads] ( They're machine washable and fold up nicely for storage or travel. We used to use towels but when I had my Paraguard IUD, the blood was too much and soaked through.

PS Good for you!

u/batgirl289 · 2 pointsr/Rabbits

Try using something like this?

u/Deviant_Implosion · 2 pointsr/sex

Amazon has very reasonably priced bedpads (incontinence pads). I personally have several due to the sheer amount of fluid my SO can produce. I swap out after each squirting orgasm and I've never had spots on the bed....I have however been showered multiple times.

Hers smells and tastes very sweet.

u/schizocheeze · 2 pointsr/AskReddit

Buy some of these. They saved my parents from buying my sister a new mattress through the potty training stage. We put them under the sheet so she wouldn't get freaked out by the pad.

u/minutestomidnight · 2 pointsr/AskReddit

I like putting pretty much everything I own on You don't get charged for making listings, and they stay on forever. They do take a cut off of what you make, but it's nice being able to make listings for even the most esoteric items and have someone pick it up a couple of months down the line.

Even though I sell a bunch of books, CD's, and video games for the bare minimum ($0.75), you get compensated for the shipping (which is usually more than necessary) and it's such a nicer feeling selling something than throwing it out.

I buy large tyvek envelopes in bulk, and use medical pads for the padding and I can pretty much fit anything in there (books, CD's, games, etc).

It's not much, but I always make $50-75/mo. which is great considering I never use the things I sell and like freeing up space.

u/holaquepasa · 2 pointsr/sex

There are few options. You just have to be prepared.

You can use waterproof underpads. They have disposable ones. Or reusable ones. [There are many kinds]
( You can keep a few on hand in strategic locations, and they are easy to move around and use.

You can get a waterproof mattress pad (with a sheet is nicer but without works too) that you place over your sheets and pull off when done and you have a nice, dry bed underneath.

Wool is absorbent so you could use any wool blanket as well. Or any waterproof blanket.

Or a combination of all or some of the above works too. Especially if you don't always have sex in bed.

u/Andybaby1 · 2 pointsr/sex

Get the pink not the green ones.

Green ones became permeable after 2-3 washes, pink ones didn't

u/Myfeelingsarehurt · 2 pointsr/Alzheimers

I know you probably can’t use amazon but here is what a chuck is disposable and washable. The washable ones seem to last a bit over a year and a half, but would probably last much longer if they were air dried. They make it easy to lift someone to slide them up the bed, but the disposable can’t be used that way.

u/NewtonGimmick · 2 pointsr/Costco

They were blue.

I ended up switching to reusable incontinence pads for humans that could be washed in the washing machine as disposables were too costly in the end.

I moved and it's better/safer to take him outside more often so we don't use anything like that anymore, though.

Edit: These are the human version I'd switched to.

Edit 2: I also had switched to the human ones because I sometimes feed messy food/treats and it made it easier for him to have a dedicated place to eat it on. So a couple were dedicated only for potty and the rest for other stuff. Worked really well for us.

u/stffny · 2 pointsr/BabyBumps

Amazon - HERE Not sure if these are the best price/deal for this type of use, but they're very sturdy.

u/ria1024 · 2 pointsr/breastfeeding

This one saw us through a year of bedsharing, and was comfortable and not at all crinkly / noisy:

We also got some of these pads which I put under the spot where my daughter normally slept; I could change them out on the spot after a diaper blowout or huge spit up, without changing all the sheets:

u/montanagrizfan · 2 pointsr/LifeProTips

This won't get rid of the existing stains but might help prevent new ones, especially in the summer when you don't want to wear an undershirt.

u/TinyFerret · 2 pointsr/autism

Wetness alarms have existed since at least the early 1980's, and are still around today. No need to design from scratch, unless you're have a very particular or special design goal.

Malem is one such device, along with a similar product from Rodger, and there's another from Wet-Stop. These products generally clip into the underwear or onto a waterproof bed pad, and are intended to wake the wearer after they've begun to wet. The idea is that they wake up and associate the need to finish urinating with the action of waking.

u/noodlecrisp · 2 pointsr/Parenting

First off, when starting, be sure to have extra pajamas and sheets nearby, to make changing them easier. Another possibility is to just lay a felt blanket over the area and not change the sheets til morning. The felt will keep your son dry. Preferably there's some waterproof mattress protector.

Then, you've noticed he pees multiple times a night and you may have an idea as when he tends to pee. One solution is to set an alarm clock to wake you up, so you can escort him to the bathroom before he tends to pee (eg 10pm and 2am). As he's 4, you might then be able to set the alarm in his room and have him become independent in this regard, but I would do it with him while he's learning.

In addition, there are bedwetting alarms that'll go off once he starts peeing. Some parents find the alarm useful in helping their children become more aware of their bodily needs at night as they get immediate feedback as to when they're peeing rather than a delayed response. This then allows them to respond appropriately, either by holding it til morning or getting up and using the restroom.

Here's an example:

u/vinsneezel · 2 pointsr/cripplingalcoholism

They make alarms for kids that clip to your underwear. Something like this. Depending on how hard you are to wake up, this could be helpful. I'm sure diapers would work, but that feels like giving in to the piss to me.

u/Abracadabrawoohoo · 2 pointsr/sex

As others said liberator makes a blanket but honestly this is what I'd recommend: The northshore champion washable underpad from Amazon!!! its a machine washable big like mat that's fairly soft on one side (not fluffy like a blanket but it's soft) and if you put it under you (you can get a big one, mine is like the width of half the bed) it holds an incredible amount of liquid and most of the reviews show that people are using it for squirting. There's even a now-famous Reddit post about it: /r/sex/comments/nvdnu/my_perfect_solution_for_squirters_and_the_mess_we/

It's inexpensive, totally reusable and easy to pop in the washing machine and you can buy a couple to have on hand. And waaaaay easier than washing the sheets!!

u/bqueen18 · 2 pointsr/sex

These things are the best! My husband and I use them and have hadn’t had to change our sheets. All of our fluids stay in the pad. I’m a squirter, so this is an awesome buy for us. It doesn’t feel like a towel or a pee pad. It’s comfortable to lay on. I honestly forget it’s there in the midst of things.

NorthShore Champion, 35 x 47, 31 oz, Washable Underpad, X-Large, Each

u/Chaotix556 · 2 pointsr/sex

My wife squirts a lot during sex (if she wants to), so we use something like [this] ( It's not that expensive, you just keep it by the bed or where your towels are. I think it can interrupt the moment but for us we don't mind, just takes a second to run and get it and it absorbs EVERYTHING you can throw at it. Then you just throw it in the wash, easy cleanup

u/Taocayo · 2 pointsr/sexover30

If you need something that can really take anything you throw at it, and you dont mind the looks, you can't beat an underpad for $20. It's loved by heavy squirters and really messy people.

u/May0naise · 2 pointsr/AskRedditAfterDark

So I know I'm late to the party, but everyone with this problem needs to check these out. I have the same thing with my girlfriend, and it works really well. Afterwards I toss it in the washer and dryer and it's ready to go again. I haven't had any wet spots on my bed in a whole year!

u/MrsUpTheButtGirl · 2 pointsr/Swingers

Yes, tell the other couple.

Buy three of these so you have two ready to go while one is in the wash.

u/TeamJim · 2 pointsr/AdviceAnimals

These are even better. Throw it on top of the bed. Have sex. Throw it off the bed and into the wash. Dry sheets. Problem solved.

u/I_eat_satans_ass · 2 pointsr/diabetes

I get mine through the durable medical goods supplier I use since its charged as a deductible and I can use my HRA to pay for it.

u/MisterMcDuck · 2 pointsr/diabetes

I just recently received mine as well and have been soaking up information about it as much as possible.

I recently bought these 2 products to help with managing the sites:
[Skin-Tac Adhesive Barrier Wipes](

and Uni-Solve Adhesive Remover Wipes - 50/bx

One helps further cement the sensor to your skin, and the other helps dissolve the adhesive at the end of the week.

u/nuckingfuts73 · 2 pointsr/diabetes

Skin-Tac I easily get an extra week or two out of sensors

u/Weird_With_A_Beard · 2 pointsr/diabetes

Skin Tac works great for my FreeStyle sensor. I have to use alcohol to remove it after 14 days. I live in Florida and sweat a lot!

u/knullabulla · 2 pointsr/Fitness

I know you're joking... But there actually are weights for doing kegels that utilize progressive overload!

u/bubba0929 · 2 pointsr/sex

If you have a good enough relationship, you should be able to be honest with her. You need her to be 100% confident that you love her squirting and you DO NOT want her to stop. On the other hand, you don't want to soak your mattress every time she squirts. IMO, there isn't a stealthy way to protect your mattress and sheets.

Once you've had this heart to heart conversation, you need to make some investments to deal with her beautiful eruptions. First get a plastic mattress cover. Second, get washable/waterproof bedpad to put under her beforehand.

Something Like This

u/TheLittlestCoyote · 2 pointsr/ABDL

Just say no to the department store brands! Even if you're considering them for solely cost purposes, there are so many better options on Amazon for practically the same price. I recommend starting with something like Abena and possibly upgrading from there.

As far as wearing in public, only wearing super thick padding or tight pants over it will give it away visually, assuming you can conceal any potential waddle. Wearing undies over diapers to compress them can help, but may take away from their absorbency.

If you're wetting, both smells and leaks can be a concern. While plastic pants may seem like a steep investment for someone just dabbling in the kink, they're the best insurance that neither will become obvious in public. Along the same lines, I find plastic-backed padding will keep the smell of pee contained far better than cloth-backed can.

u/MiragioAussimo · 2 pointsr/mildlyinteresting

That depend's

u/TailoredFrog · 2 pointsr/golf

Holy shit, this is actually a real thing.

Yeah, nope, I'll stick with my two tugs and a shake.

u/incongruity · 2 pointsr/Parenting
u/kvoyhacer · 2 pointsr/predaddit

Dynarex Disposable Underpad, 17 inches X 24 inches, 100 Count
$12.66 on amazon, things are so much cheaper without a disney/sesame street character on it.

u/natethemarginallyok · 2 pointsr/peegonewild

This item is great! Easy to wash and we have never had any leaks or anything. I wash they came in a larger size but we will probably end up just getting another to lay beside it. We just lay it down when we know pee stuff will happen, then toss it aside to wash it the next day when it is time to sleep.

NorthShore Champion, 36 x 60, 41 oz, Washable Underpad, 2X-Large, Each link

u/mindblowingo · 2 pointsr/sex

First of all, congratulations are in order. :)

Dab and press with a dry cloth. If there is any smell, then try rewetting and then dabbing dry again. If you've got the funds, get a Fascinator Throe or a cheaper bed pad if on a budget. Lay that on top of the bed before play to prevent future soak through mishaps.


u/karmapolice27 · 2 pointsr/funny

I wrote a fake review on amazon a while ago for a product just like this. I was hoping this post found my review. Oh, well. Check out mine.

u/ZenZenoah · 2 pointsr/CrohnsDisease

$30 on Amazon for a 2 month supply. You can't get them anywhere else for cheaper.

u/kapojinha · 2 pointsr/AskRedditAfterDark

I use a mattress protector and I've noticed that it'll prevent certain stains, but it's not 100% waterproof. Laying down a towel or two didn't help much either.

I recently bought this and it's been a game changer. It's waterproof and easily machine washable!

u/seasicksquid · 1 pointr/sex

Get a few of these bed protectors. Toss them in the wash when you're done. Cheap and they protect. Trust me. They work MUCH better than towels. There's a reason hospitals use them. They work and they're inexpensive.

u/summernot · 1 pointr/Parenting

Wow, there's hope! :)

He's 24 lbs at 7 months, so pretty close to your guy. I just went out and bought him some 24 month sized onesies today.

What's funny is I'm 5'2" and barely broke 100 lbs pre-pregnancy. My husband is about 3 inches taller. :)

And for chux pads, these are what we have:

u/NoCakeforBreakfast · 1 pointr/beyondthebump

Sounds so stressful. Sorry you had such an experience. Mine is older so I just change the diaper standing up, but for younger kids, I recommend keeping [chux pads] ( in your diaper bag for situations like this. Use once and discard. I heard pet pee pads may contain ingredients not necessarily approved for human use.

u/probswinedrunk · 1 pointr/dogs

Are you looking for something to cover the bed when you're not in it? I had a queen size bed, and I used a king sized water proof fitted sheet to cover the bed when I wasn't in it.


Do your dogs stay in one spot on the bed? There are tons of fabric pads that you could use. A lot of people use them for medical reasons. Like this or this (much bigger).


I also found this site, Or this site has a flat sheet. I can't speak to their quality, as I haven't used either brands before.

u/crazylifestories · 1 pointr/sex

Sofnit 300 Washable...

I bought these for the same reason, they have lasted me for 4 years and going strong.

u/p1c4d1770 · 1 pointr/sex

Medline Softnit 300 Washable Underpads, Pack of 4 Large Bed Pads, 34" x 36", For use as incontinence bed pads, reusable pet pads, great for dogs, cats, and bunny https://www.

u/JTVirginia · 1 pointr/sex

Buy a stack of these and have fun.

Medline Softnit 300 Washable Underpads, Pack of 4 Large Bed Pads, 34" x 36"

u/Lisatron · 1 pointr/LifeProTips

You could try these for your underarms. They're "shields of highly absorbent, discreet, convenient disposable underarm shields which adhere securely to all fabrics".

u/Anna-Howard-Shaw · 1 pointr/RepLadies

I live in deep south Texas where temps are already in the triple digits before noon, with humidity over 70%. Its absolutely miserable about 8 months out of the year here, so I've had to come up with tricks to combat melting into a puddle.

I use Dress Shields with blazers when I wear a sleeveless top underneath or sweaters I don't want to dry clean every time. They kind of remind me of a..... panty liner. Just peel, stick, and throw away after. You can cut them to fit for shorter sleeves, or even just in half and stick them under the sleeve of a sleeveless top.

Also, this stuff literally prevents sweat. Like, completely dry under arms. I use it every 3rd night. I still use antiperspirant during the day, but it makes whatever I wear all the more effective.

Make sure read the active ingredients in whatever antiperspirant you're already using. If its under 18% Aluminium chlorohydrate or aluminium-zirconium tetrachlorohydrate, its probably not enough to do any good.
Mitchum is one of the best drugstore options with a higher active ingredient percentage.

Also, aerosol deodorant (like that Axe stuff for men) works really well for other areas, like boob sweat, or small of the back.

u/darlingbowie · 1 pointr/femalefashionadvice

Wear the blue one and get some underarm shields like these:

u/Snoopygonnakillu · 1 pointr/femalefashionadvice

If you're a profuse armpit sweater like me, you can buy these expensive ass disposable dress shields ...or you can use pantyliners.

u/Lilusa · 1 pointr/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
u/runningraleigh · 1 pointr/malefashionadvice

Does no one else here use underarm shields when it's hot out? These things are a lifesaver when I have to wear a suit in the summer.

u/circusgeek · 1 pointr/AskReddit

Dress shields. They have them for men too:

You can probably get them at a large drugstore or a Target or Kmart

u/bubbleslongfellow · 1 pointr/femalefashionadvice

I bought a bunch of silk t-shirts and tank top and am afraid to wear them because I sweat maybe more than normal. I love the feel of silk though! I'm considering buying these maxipads for your armpits Has anyone tried them/ does anyone have any suggestions for making silk more wearable. (Obviously these are only a solution for the tshirts I know).

u/TarBallsOfSteel · 1 pointr/Showerthoughts

NorthShore Champion, 35 x 47, 50 oz., Washable Underpad, X-Large, Each

For the man/woman in your life who squirts....or fucking tries to drown you and ruins the seats in your car or soaks your mattress through.

u/arthur_sc_king · 1 pointr/sex

My wife squirts -- hell, she gushes -- and I don't think it's pee. But it definitely has a stronger/less-pleasant taste when she's dehydrated.

As for sheets, that Liberator thing is a bit pricy. Right now, we just use thick towels over the sheets and do laundry, but someone here once suggested these, and I'm seriously thinking of getting a couple.

u/sirsaturdayknight · 1 pointr/Digibyte

Any girl can squirt. Here's exactly what you need to do:


You need to buy this:


If there's danger that your mattress could get ruined girls will try to hold it in, you don't want this. You want them to "use the room" if you will.


Then buy some of these:



Your finger nails can not be so nice. Making your hand be free of hang ups helps.


Then buy some:



Things can get rigorous.


Then generally follow this guy's video:



The pause on the clit thing is important as fuck.


u/ScorpioSpork · 1 pointr/AskWomen

A thick, washable pad like this one works very well. Also great for squirters. I find it easier to enjoy things when I'm not worried about the mess afterwards. I don't own enough towels to properly protect my bed, haha.

u/imbusyworking · 1 pointr/actuallesbians

Hey! These work great for me and my girlfriend! No noise, soft enough to just toss over the sheets and enjoy yourselves, and super affordable. They're machine washable and can hold SO MUCH liquid. On mobile, so here's the link [NorthShore Champion, 35 x 47, 50 oz., Washable Underpad, X-Large, Each]

u/jellyrollo · 1 pointr/sex

These crib pads are a godsend. I put them down under a light bedspread and squirt to my heart's content, then whip them into the laundry basket and cuddle up in my dry bed. I also keep one under the quilt I use to cover my couch in case we don't make it to the bed. In case of accidents, a water resistant mattress pad is a good backup.

u/_Caprina_ · 1 pointr/AskWomen

AHH THE MESS! How do you ladies deal with it?

Towels don't cut it. I've tried these thick washable pads from Amazon ( too. They work pretty great, but... they're not quite large enough all of the time. Also, the amount of laundry I keep having to do is getting ridiculous.

I know some of you have mentioned restricting it to the shower...which I could do.... but... it's hard to control. I'd hate to try to give it up too as it's kind of an enjoyable experience. (And a great way to fall asleep!).


u/IntellectualThicket · 1 pointr/TheGirlSurvivalGuide

Definitely look into a waterproof mattress pad. They're great in general for protecting your mattress from sweat, etc. There are many that aren't crinkly.

There's an old post from /r/sex that suggests these waterproof pads.

u/gentlec00k · 1 pointr/sex

I am in a similar boat... check this out for when you do have sex. I am a squirter and my man sweats like wild haha, this helps keep the bed completely dry. :)

u/Rhondeau · 1 pointr/thedivision
u/TimmyB02 · 1 pointr/FlashTV

This'll do! While you're on it, you might want to order this too.

u/bobtheappleman · 1 pointr/NoStupidQuestions

When shopping for adult dippers cute is hard to come buy. They sell them at most wall marts (in the tampon section) and they also sell them on amazon here. The only thing about these is they are probably just plain white and not "Cute" like you wanted. You might have to look a bit harder to find those.

u/father_of_a_diabetic · 1 pointr/diabetes

We wondered the same thing at first however our experience has been that infusion sites do come out occasionally but not because of rough playing. It is more that my kid scratches them off (hey sometimes things get itchy) while sleeping or they came of in the bath (we take showers now).

The two products that help in this regard are SPIbelts and SkinTac My kid wears the SPIbelt with the pump 24hrs a day. We rotate through about five of them and swap them out with each site change. The SkinTac keeps the site on the skin quite well. It is basically Rosin and alcohol. When you take the site off you can use the complimentary product Tac Away which removes the Rosin.

The only downside to a pump at a young age is that your kids bottom is really the only place you can put the infusion sites. Yes, the back of the arms work too but those with young kids will understand how impractical that would be. We rotate. Two sites per 'cheek' and then switch to the other side. My kid was potty-trained when we started and only wears pull-ups at night so we avoided any unnecessary messiness. I have no idea how parents with younger kids manage with a pump and my hat is off to them. I remember diapers.

Still the urine in the pull-up did aggravate old infusion sites. We turned to Desitin and/or Neosporin and things cleared up.

All in all, it was the best thing we have done so far in managing our child's Type 1 diabetes. I highly recommend trying one out. Good luck to you.

u/pasta4u · 1 pointr/diabetes

I use

Skin-Tac™ Adhesive Barrier Wipes...


SIMPATCH Adhesive Patch for...

Typically I dont need the sim patch or if I do it's the last few days

u/puckingpinot · 1 pointr/diabetes

Definitely, if you have any questions with it let me know! They have swabs and a dabber/applier versions on Amazon depending on your preference!

u/mountopher · 1 pointr/diabetes_t1

If you’re experiencing things slipping off, try these!

skin tac amazon link

Wipe them on where you’re going to apply and it will make the adhesive better! I have a Libre attached right now with no issues, it got caught on my tee shirt a couple days ago but it’s still going strong.

u/ElMalOjo · 1 pointr/diabetes

Sorry I'm late to the dance, but get yourself some SkinTac. I swear by this stuff since I wear the OmniPod, as well. By the time I need to swap out pods and sensors, it's like ripping off a fresh Bandaid - it sticks really well.

Amazon has a box for $12, but if you have insurance, go through your provider. I pay about $4 a box.

u/throwmeaway7512 · 1 pointr/diabetes

Thanks. I'm looking it up now - is this what you get?

It looks like it's just wipes though. How do wipes help with the adhesiveness? 0-0

u/FelisEros · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Kegel Exercise Weights 25-100g - 6 Fully Assembled Weights

u/bonekeeper · 1 pointr/sex

Not true. There's lots women can do to be better a sex, just having a whole doesn't make you good at sex (and OP is proof of that). Showing enthusiasm for starters is a must. Then there's knowing how to ride and grind properly when she's on top, there's exercises she can do to tighten her vagina walls more so it will feel more pleasurable (for her and for him), there's dirty talk, there's giving a wet blowjob that's pleasurable and doesn't hurt (teeth, etc), etc etc.

u/imdavisa · 1 pointr/sex

My wife and I love coconut oil as well as other lubes. We get messy when we play. We use these and just wash them when needed.

u/mysexytimesaccount1 · 1 pointr/sex

I have this problem too. My husband and I use these:
Reusable / Washable waterproof bed pad

You have to make the effort to get them out and put them on the bed or couch or whatever, but then I can let loose and don't have to worry about changing the sheets after. We have 5 of them, so they get washed once per week or so. Very quiet and work really well to keep everything dry!

u/FrankyWatts · 1 pointr/CrohnsDisease

I did find these that two UC sufferers have had success with these adult diapers but the one guy said he put it on backwards which makes sense:

Also I've found this site very useful:

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u/Swole_Away · 1 pointr/steroids

Depends, seriously ya sikunt get some depends.

u/uclatommy · 1 pointr/oculus
u/Oregonhastrees · 1 pointr/ketoscience

Have you thought about guards? If nothing else they should give some added protection against close calls.

u/transistorblister · 1 pointr/MMA

I find it HILARIOUS that you can't admit you were wrong!

Edit: I don't consider Silva's punch an anchor punch because it wasn't much of a cross. Hell you could almost call it a stiff jab since it was thrown with no hip and not much shoulder movement.

In truth, this punch doesn't have a well defined name. Like I said, it is to the cross what the check hook is to the hook. It's a counter cross thrown backing away without a solid plant.

When you finally realize I'm right you should be a man and tell me. You can send me a box of these since I'll likely need them in 10 years or so:

u/MisuseOfMoose · 1 pointr/funny

That seems like overkill to me when you can just drip and dribble or have a larger surge into something designed for it.

u/sapphireland · 1 pointr/CrohnsDisease

Some things I always travel with are purell wipes, toilet seat covers, and these butterfly pads for leakage if you're dealing with that.
I also bring immodium, tylenol, and a heating pad if I'm currently flaring. For some reason, traveling always makes my symptoms worse for a few days.

u/DprWeasel · 1 pointr/Incontinence

I ran across B-Sure ABL Absorbent Pads today while going through some old emails. I don't know if they would work for you, but I thought I'd point them out. They're also available on Amazon for about the same price.

u/ThrowawayJ85 · 1 pointr/tifu

I know these are for anal leakage purposes, but maybe they could serve as a buffer between your raw, hairless cheeks:

Seriously! Or, DIY with women's ultra thin pads.

Edit: fwiw, I just accidentally opened the Anal leakage pad page RIGHT as my roomie walked by. :-( I hope I closed out fast enough before she could register what it said.

u/Stoned-Capone · 1 pointr/CrohnsDisease

I currently have that but it's because I had an abscess drained and it's constantly leaking. If your leakage is white it might mean you have an infection, and pus is coming out. Idk any stool related problem that would cause white secretion.

Edit because I forgot to give some sort of solution:

I bought THESE they work very well but are relatively expensive. You can use toilet paper but make sure you wear briefs and not boxers. Trust me. Nothing is more embarrassing than a gross piece of TP sliding down your leg and out your pants...

u/CuteLittleParasite · 1 pointr/Parenting

We use these changing pads on top of a cushion pad for easy use. cheap to use and dispose whenever it's needed.

u/tessiegamgee · 1 pointr/beyondthebump

-Wash clothes, blankets, sheets, etc for baby now. Laundry should be last on your priority list when you bring him home!

-Buy these now. You'll also want to have nursing pads at the ready for when your milk comes in. (I totally didn't even think about it, and when my milk came in, I had to sleep with diapers on my boobs until stores opened the next day.

-Make sure your SO packs enough clothes for the hospital. Double check his bag. I trusted mine to be able to handle it, and he packed a pair of jeans, a t-shirt, and a pair of socks. No pajamas, underwear, undershirts, or deodorant.

-Make goody bags for your nurses. They won't admit to it, but they'll like you more. You'll have one every 12 hours for L&D, and then usually one for you and one for baby every 12 hours in the Mother/Baby unit. I included a pack of M&M's, pop chips, reese's cups, a pack of gum, and some trail mix.

-If you deliver vaginally, you might be more comfortable sleeping in a chair the first couple of nights. I loved the recliner at the hospital and my husband rather enjoyed getting to sleep in the bed.

u/lonelywife · 1 pointr/BabyBumps

These are MUCH cheaper and are great for changing and tummy time but probably wouldn't last all night for PP bleeding (not that you get a full night's sleep anyway at that time).

u/zinconinco13 · 1 pointr/BabyBumps

Looking at the listing I suppose they’re actually for humans because they don’t have the chemical attractant but I call them puppy pads. We like these — the size is nice for changing pads. We also use really big ones in the car if we have to change a baby in the back of the SUV.

u/teenlinethisisnitro · 1 pointr/BabyBumps

We just use puppy pee pads as our changing station. If they get anything on them, you just toss it.

u/kat_loves_tea · 1 pointr/InfertilityBabies

Oh girl.. disposable mats for the tops of changing pads are THE BEST. Poopsplosion? Set him down and clean him up, then roll up the whole thing and toss. Total lifesaver. Accidental pee during diaper change? Wipe him down, roll it up and toss! No extra laundry!

u/sleekgt · 1 pointr/sex
u/le_scum_sucker · 1 pointr/veganfitness
u/OPs_Mom_and_Dad · 1 pointr/bodybuilding
u/milqi · 1 pointr/Teachers

I find having to pee to be a problem only if I have 3 periods in row. However, if nature calls, then we must answer it! You can always call your AP to pop in to watch your class for 2 minutes whilst you do your business, or have a tag team with a fellow teacher or two who have off during periods you teach and vice versa. And if the shit really hits the fan (pun intended), between periods, throw all the kids into the hall, lock the door and rush. When I've done that, I've managed to pee and wash hands in under 2 minutes, so I'm back to the classroom before the bell. You find a way to work with it.

Most bosses are not going to berate you or freak out if you have to pee. If they do, time to go job hunting. But if the worst case scenario comes up, I am pretty sure these were developed by teachers because of our bathroom hinderences.

u/newdoggieyay · 1 pointr/Dogtraining

I love these. They clean up beautifully.

Premium Quality Bed Pad, Quilted, Waterproof, and Washable, 34" x 52" The Best Underpad Sheet Protector for Children or Adults with Incontinence

u/packyour · 1 pointr/BabyBumps

I did something similar - got this to put under the sheets. My water did not break at home, but the pad was useful after the birth to contain boob leaks.

u/emmyjag · 1 pointr/puppy101

I use incontinence bed pads under my puppy pads to protect the hardwood floor. They're machine washable if the puppy hits the edge of the pad, and don't allow anything to leak through to the floor.

u/SomeDayIllthrowaway · 0 pointsr/sex

I was so turned on by the thought of a girl squirting that I taught my wife how to! It took a while for her to become comfortable and learn how to just let go, but it was so worth it. She doesnt always squirt, but when she does it is the fucking hottest thing ever. She loves it too, and says that it is a completely different feeling of orgasm. So embrace it, you are one of the lucky ones! I am sure some men find it gross, but then again some men find eating pussy gross. Just move along when you come across one, because there are plenty of us out there that absolutely love it.

While towels make an ok last resort, I HIGHLY recommend THESE

u/TheMuslinCrow · 0 pointsr/confession

Have you tried Flat D Flatulence Deodorizing Pads?

I should invest in these, but usually just hold it in to the point of extreme abdominal pain as the gas diffuses internally.

u/c9999 · -5 pointsr/crossfit

You can thank me later.