OMG I've always said every character in The Walkding Dead is a moron!! Where are your spears!!?!?!?!? Those idiots are walking around with fucking hammers and pocket knives!! What kind of moron ever lets themselves get that close to a zombie?? I actually think if you had the time to work on something, you'd want sort of a half sword half spear so you could slash and poke like this thing:

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q76/wastjer/spit-600.jpg

A Halberd would work too.

http://www.medievalcollectibles.com/images/Product/large/600640.png

There were used by Pikemen in medieval battles and were very effective against mounted opponents.

EDIT: Good news!! Amazon sells Halberds!!!! Now I can be prepared!

https://smile.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-89MSG-Sargents-Halberd/dp/B00HZIGCNY

http://m.replicadungeon.com/zelda-swords.html

https://www.amazon.com/Zelda-Twilight-Princess-Replica-Standard/dp/B002XM5BO8

I think I'd like a roman Gladius.

Edit: I want to get this for home defense some day. Small enough for more maneuverability, sharp enough to gut a motherfucker three times over, and very intimidating.

Here's the breakdown as I see it:

Barring getting a blacksmith to make you you the real deal for thousands and thousands of dollars, the best you could do would be to buy this guy's handmade replicas: He doesn't always have ebay auctions up though, and some times his work will turn up for sale elsewhere.

EDIT: Aaron of Fiberglass Blades is stopping production so that he can move on to bigger and better things. There will be a few auctions for what remains of his inventory this year, but don't expect to pay less than $1000 a piece for each item.

If you are looking for the cheaper mass produced kinds, there are still several to pick from, and even then you need to decide if what you want is more for display or if you actually intend to carry it. None of these are combat safe in any way, but some still are better than others.

A disclaimer about these links: all of these can be found from multiple sellers at multiple prices, so do your shopping! I'm using amazon for picture purposes.

The best one for display in my opinion is this one here. The hilt and blade look fantastic, and it comes with a plaque. It is not good for swinging though; it is very heavy and is most likely not full tang, aka the blade does not continue into the hilt. That said, it is a beautiful piece for the price, and I have one on my wall. It seems to be based off of a mixture of the Link to the Past and Twilight Princess Master Sword designs, as it has barbs, but is not blue in color. There are newer versions of this same sword modeled after the blue master sword and a Dark Link Variant, but I avoided the former because I don't like how the entire handle is one shade of blue. That's your call.

Next up is this one, which is probably the most common. The blade is long, but does not have that awesome shape that the above one does. In my opinion, it does not look as much like the master sword as it ought. The upside to this though it that the sheathe is the best one going in terms of mass produced pieces. I am cosplaying as link at Otakon this weekend, and will be using the sheathe from this sword, attached to this belt that was basically made for this model.

The sword I will be using is this one. I know what you are thinking. Foam? Really? Yes. This is a relatively new product and is of far better quality than I could have expected or even hoped for. It is cosplay safe, light, and the best shape/size/detail/quality replica I have found for the price. if you plan on carrying one without getting arrested, this is the one.

There is another master sword replica out there that you need should watch out for. this one looks very similar to the second one above, but you will notice the blade looks mildly different in the photos. In truth, this one is far smaller than the above one, and is also sharp as hell. Can not recommend. Check the details like blade length and width before buying.

As for the shields, there are thankfully fewer options. As mentioned above, Fiberglassblades makes an amazing one, but it's super expensive. I'd like to own his shield and sword one day, but it will not be anytime soon.

Your mass produced choices as far as I can see are this one or this one

I have the first one, and it is a decent replica for the price. It is set to be held in your left hand, though you can remove the handle, so I expect you could modify it for more accurate use. It is also ready to be hung on a wall, and looks quite nice while doing so. Older models are more flat, while newer models are more curved like traditional shields (unless mine is just warped.) The Downsides are that the strap and handle are rather flimsy. I have reinforced the one I'm using this weekend by making my own leather strap and super gluing the handle in place. This will sadly prevent me from using this shield as a display, but I have an older model for that.

As for the second one, it looks to be a newer version of an earlier and different model. I don't have experience with it, but from what I can tell it seems to be a high quality replica. That said, the model I believe it is based on was not able to be hung on a wall, had the triforce crooked, had the bird painted on and not embossed, and could only be used in your right hand. Perhaps this is why they are pushing this new version. If you get this one, please let me know how it is, because I must say it looks good from the photos.

EDIT: Another user has reported to me that this model still has the issues I had with the earlier version. Neither the Crimson Loftwing nor the Triforce are guaranteed to be accurately placed. This may vary from shield to shield, so buyer beware.

PHEW! Hope that helps!

Here

Sword Art Online Kirito Sword Set Elucidator/Dark Repulsor https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0156YQU26/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_E03lDb02YQ7ZX

Amazon has both for $120

Gonna jump onto gabedamien's comment for a moment here.

You can buy a AISI 1045 carbon steel katana, for $50 USD off Amazon right now. THAT is how common "functional" swords are available these days.

So if you want a "true" katana, as in something that looks like one, you can draw and swing around, and proudly hang on your wall or carry around with you, there you go.

As Gabe said, art-grade nihonto with the patterned hamon and the silk wrappings and the authentic look of everything vary in price and are actually affordable to the general public. It's just like buying a painting or a sculpture, only you get a sword instead.

You strap them to your arms.

Here you go

Looks like a post on r/mallninjashit

Hey there! I really like your videos and they've been very instructive for me when dabbling in swordfighting techniques. I've picked up a couple synthetic longswords like the Cold Steel one and a bastard sword from medieval collectables. I find that they're either unbalanced or too light, respectively.

Is there a good training bastard sword that you recommend purely for practice?

You could try to get ahold of Black Fencer's wasters. You can even get them at bulk price. (It seems a little difficult getting them to ship to the U.S., though.) (This is my first choice.)


The next best option would be Penti IIIs by PurpleHeart Armoury. They'll run you a bit higher than 100USD per sword, but they are worth it, in my opinion. (My club prefers this option for nylons.)

The cheapest option would be the Rawlings longsword (also available on Purpleheart Armoury). Don't get this one. It is extremely unreliable in even a mid-intensity bout and doesn't bind and wind well even in a (partner) drill; they are as wobbly as a cooked noodle. They also have poor point-of-balance, but you can fix it by attaching the steel pommel and crossguard options (which are sold separately; at that point, you have spent enough to get a penti, anyways.). However, under a tight budget, these do okay. They also seem the safest for free fencing.

I lied; the cheapest option is the Cold Steel Hand and Half Sword. Some people do a grinding mod to make it bearable. Don't get this.

These all hurt a good bit in my opinion. With gloves and a mask, I have never run into much more than bruising. You might want to get arm protectors if you are that worried, though. Just don't baseball swing your way through bouts. Practice good technique at necessary/reasonable intensity and martial consideration and sparring should be fine.

I also just noticed that you posted in /r/HEMA. Post in /r/WMA, instead.

That's K Exclusive associated with Bud K.

Sorry to say, it's a cheap Chinese import.

Got you covered bb.

Thank you! I got them off amazon. Elucidator and Dark Repulser.

Thanks. I got the original on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00C9Q8HTE/ref=sxts1?ie=UTF8&qid=1494527737&sr=1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65 So I got it and I got a Purple glitter Spray paint, a green paint pen, some gold paint and some silver paint. I just covered the top of the blade in tape so it doesnt get painted, and I spray painted the whole top with the purple paint. I waited for it to dry and then used the paint pen to do the lacing around the handle and used the gold and silver with a small brush to get those other spots. Was pretty easy overall

http://www.amazon.com/Zelda-Video-Princess-Links-Master/dp/B0058EEF2M/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1341444235&sr=8-2&keywords=master+sword

You must take pictures of yourself fucking shit up with this thing!

Ace Martial Arts Supply Classic Crane Tsuba Handmade Samurai Katana Sharp Sword https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002WGEE48/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_Udhfvb0Y908E2

Part of a Halloween costume my wife custom made for me a few years ago. Parents were confused, kids thought it was the coolest costume ever. The swords were just crossed on the mantle until they disappeared and came back mounted to this...

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0156YQU26/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-89MSG-Sargents-Halberd/dp/B00HZIGCNY/ref=pd_sbs_201_t_0?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=6VWKYC88BPHQ21RB9Q2M

Dunno why.

I think it's from blood Rayne actually, the Nazi vampire thing edit: found it, definitely from blood Rayne https://www.amazon.com/Large-Forearm-Vampire-Zombie-Machete/dp/B00BMD47HG

[here you go man!] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00C9Q8HTE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_gKWLxbCCGET69)
$44.95 and it comes with a plaque, AND it's prime!!!

Wow, man!

Is that the same sword as this?

I'd go for something like Cold Steel Training Swords. Not going to break on you anytime throughout the night and really blunt so you can hit your buddies with it. Downside is that up close it is obviously a training sword. Also, you'll have to make a scabbard or just make a loop to put it.
video showing the durability


That said, if you are going for looks maybe this or this or this would be a better choice. However, my experience with crap quality like this is it will break and it is marginally sharp so you could hurt someone or yourself if you unsheath it.

Cheers.

Theres actually a halberd 23% off on amazon right now. Solid timing

really wish i had one.

Edit after a quick google search i found http://www.amazon.com/Dream2reality-Cosplay-online-Kirigaya-Kazuto/dp/B00C7AAOG6

:) now to save up money.

Well in that case, i think the Death motif is far too common. Maybe something more assassin-y but also relatively unique. He could have bladed knuckled gloves and be a monk type rogue.

He could have spring loaded forearm blades ala bloodaryne:
https://www.amazon.com/Large-Forearm-Vampire-Zombie-Machete/dp/B00BMD47HG

The [same sword] (http://www.amazon.com/Master-Zelda-Twilight-Princess-Fantasy/dp/B00C9Q8HTE/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1410052590&sr=8-2&keywords=master+sword) is cheaper on Amazon. Plus it has free shipping.

http://www.amazon.com/Zelda-Video-Princess-Links-Master/dp/B0058EEF2M/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1323378075&sr=8-2

This one is really awesome. It's a perfect match for the Twilight Princess master sword, but for some reason the hilt is black with a red gem instead of blue with gold. (I think it's supposed to be Shadow Link's or something). I remember seeing a blue version once, but I can't find it.

I'm partial to this one.

http://www.amazon.com/Condor-24-Inch-Cutlass-Swivel-Leather/dp/B003DA0U04/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1349041784&sr=8-8

(Just over $50.)

Or perhaps http://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-97GMS-Gladius-Machete/dp/B004MMS0PE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1349041930&sr=8-1

For anyone that is wondering
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00H3TNL0W/ref=pd_aw_sbs_k_2

Here's the sword Cant cut things its made out of high carbon steel. Might try sharpening it.

NSFW

front of card: Dad, you've always said you wanted me to go out and make my mark on the world...

inside of card: (a picture of me swearing in at MEPS, officially enlisting in the Marine Corps carrying on the family tradition) ...my journey's about to begin.

I've wanted to join the Marines for a while now, but couldnt due to weight restricions. He'd be real happy to see my dream come true, so i figure he'd like that.

for Father's Day.

EDIT: Wishlist Item http://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-97GMS-Gladius-Machete/dp/B004MMS0PE/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3C9X8HSU3MP2C&coliid=I1CHERAP0AJ11P

From here.

Not just any sword, check it out hahaha http://www.amazon.com/Zelda-Twilight-Princess-Master-Replica/dp/B001I87WMC/ref=sr_1_2/186-2999920-5741112?ie=UTF8&qid=1406908461&sr=8-2&keywords=master+sword+replica

Sure, but that's why I said "looks like."

It's an extremely narrow one-handed interpretation of what is in actuality a very large two-handed sword, with cast fittings. Leads me to suspect that a wall-hanger is more likely than a beater. EDIT Ah yes, a $27 decorative piece sold by BudK.

They're actually [sold like that] (https://www.amazon.com/Large-Forearm-Vampire-Zombie-Machete/dp/B00BMD47HG)

Indeed, there are quite a few decent stainless steel display ones out there for like $50 bucks (that aren't useable) but at the same time you could also find some wicked budget swords for around that same price that may not look as good. If, however, you had the money and were looking into not only good looks but also good functionality, I would honestly have to recommend Albion swords. They're pricey as hell but literally some of the best you'll ever find. There are also some more less pricey yet still functional swords out there like ones made by Windlass or Hanwei. I would honestly reccomend just browsing Kult of Athena and making sure to select 'show battle ready only' and 'sort by lowest price'. Here's a couple more that are also pretty damn good that are more of choppers but are nevertheless good. My one recommendation if you're going to search for stuff is to look at reviews and to ALWAYS avoid Cold Steel.

... A halberd... And my boyfriend wants one



Cold Steel 89MSG MAA Sargent's Halberd Sword https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HZIGCNY/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_6ocKub14XKPTK

You can get usable Machettes that are shaped like classic sowrds on amazon. That might be your best bet for something afordable and durable.



[Gladius] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004MMS0PE/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1)


[cutlass] (http://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-97DRMS-Cutlass-Machete/dp/B006YBY91K/ref=pd_sim_sg_4?ie=UTF8&refRID=04DN4P81SK9MF3TKTEBM)

just $24.95 on amazon

Here's the Elucidator: http://www.amazon.com/Kirito-Elucidator-Replica-Online-Version/dp/B00M5K433S/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

Here's the Dark Repulsor: http://www.amazon.com/Online-Kirito-Kirigaya-Repulser-Scabbard/dp/B00NO6C6CW/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1421725951&sr=8-4&keywords=dark+repulser

http://www.amazon.com/Anime-Twilight-Princess-Master-Scabbard/dp/B001C02EZ6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1421641868&sr=8-1&keywords=Master+sword&pebp=1421641879236&peasin=B001C02EZ6

I have this, the blade is unsharpened and it's meant for cosplay, the tip however is very, very sharp, comes with a sheath.

And there's this strap if you'd like to wear it.

http://www.amazon.com/Universal-Sword-Strap-Master-Zelda/dp/B00OU7X6IC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1421641981&sr=8-1&keywords=Master+sword+strap&pebp=1421641985824&peasin=B00OU7X6IC

Someone who wants to study European martial arts here:

multiple options exist for "practice swords" there's a polypropelene in many models. As for lightsabers...

Ultraforce has some "battle ready force FX ones," which instead of the LEDs all across the blade it's one powerful one. Saberforge looks nice too.

There's also a "lightsaber bokken".

And for someone more interested in European swords styles, there's not a Kylo Ren model yet. But there will be.

Condor Chinese Dadao War Sword.

• 21 1/4-Inch blade
  
• 6mm- 1075 high carbon steel blade material
  
• Polished lacquered blade finish
  
• Hardwood handle
  
• Leather brown sheath
  
  Testing
  
  Review
  
  For the $$$ (under $100) you cant find a better blade. The cost of a slab that size of heat treated 1075 High Carbon Steel alone is probably that much.

My wife got that sword for me for Christmas off of Amazon. Mine didn't come with the hooks to hold it for some reason but we managed to get it attached. It is definitely very nice, I'm not normally a sword collector but this was amazing and looks great in our house. If you have the cash I recommend buying it.

EDIT: Link to Amazon, maybe they are cheaper: http://www.amazon.com/Zelda-Video-Princess-Links-Master/dp/B0058EEF2M/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1334929742&sr=8-4

http://www.amazon.com/Condor-Tools-Knives-Dynasty-4-Inch/dp/B007MXI1HW

The Condor Dadao is a badass chopper. Pretty damn durable, from my testing

You best have seen or own Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog or I'm removing your geek cred.

I also think this would look cool on a car, Firefly Emblem.

And I consider my love of Sailor Moon geeky.


Lastly since my username is Zelda related I should include one of the Zelda related items on my list.

Right here man. And its only like $50.

[Grey/Silver ear cuff] (http://www.amazon.com/Earrings-Stainless-Feather-Dangle-Cartilage/dp/B009YJWHB8/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=22XJNUEX0TLAD&coliid=I3D2VSYEI3MH72&psc=1) Jewelry WL

[Another ear cuff] (http://www.amazon.com/Earrings-Teardrop-Stainless-Dangle-Cartilage/dp/B00BEYHYKU/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=22XJNUEX0TLAD&coliid=IID2FO2NB8WJW) reminiscent of rain. Jewelry WL

[Teeth Whitener] (http://www.amazon.com/Crest-Gentle-Routine-Whitening-Strips/dp/B00336EUU4/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_S_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=2TW8KRNAN1IEA&coliid=IVKSW8FTNCDWU) Kind of food related, because stains from food and drink make your teeth yellow c: Rachel's WL

[Acrylic nail buffer] (http://www.amazon.com/file-pedicure-machine-electric-drill/dp/B0086LC0BW/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=2TW8KRNAN1IEA&coliid=I1RHQVHSE439PL) for my half-sister, because she loves doing acrylic nails and I want her to do mine (: Rachel's WL

[Sugarbabe] (http://www.amazon.com/Sugarbabe-Holly-Hill/dp/1741668182/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1376318142&sr=1-3&keywords=holly+hill) by Holly Hill. I just finished it and it's so f'ing GOOD. Read it asap.

I have not found one thing on the entire internet that is less than a dollar including shipping, but [this scarf] (http://www.amazon.com/WorldPrideInc-Fashion-Leopard-Pattern-Shawl/dp/B007G5DU3G/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3PIOYPNJLKXMD&coliid=I3QED8232G384J) is only 3.80 with free shipping, which is pretty cheap. Clothes WL

[This shirt] (http://www.amazon.com/Green-The-Mountain-Shirt-X-Large/dp/B0077RT56E/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1376318357&sr=8-6&keywords=cat+shirt). I have wanted this cat shirt for longer than I can even say.

[Another earcuff?] (http://www.amazon.com/Cuff-One-Turquoise-Catcher-Cartilage-Earring-Non/dp/B007SAN54S/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=22XJNUEX0TLAD&coliid=I6KUWAB35PTJV) You don't say. I love this. No use, really, but it's SO FRIGGIN BEAUTIFUL. i need it. Jewelry WL

[Obviously.] (http://www.amazon.com/The-Notebook/dp/B000YMM3CC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1376318487&sr=8-1&keywords=the+notebook) It's perfect.

[This.] (http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Agent-Tactical-Ninja-Sword/dp/B002898XBO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1376318546&sr=8-1&keywords=sword) It's badass.

[One of the many scarves] (http://www.amazon.com/Lightweight-Spring-Infinity-Chevron-Print/dp/B00C8L4Y6A/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3PIOYPNJLKXMD&coliid=I35Q6MNUHC2RVL&psc=1) I have on my wishlist. As you may know, my ex roommate stole all my winter clothes, threw them in a box, and gave them to goodwill. I'm not buying all my clothes back, and it gets REALLY cold here. It was really fucked up of her to do and I would really, really enjoy a good scarf for the fall/wintertime when it gets colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra. Clothes WL

[This St. Ive's] (http://www.amazon.com/St-Ives-Moisturizer-Timeless-Collagen/dp/B000UVZU1S/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=2TW8KRNAN1IEA&coliid=I2GXH419GM2MEI) moisturizer. I want it so badly but it's an add on and I HATE IT. Rachel's WL

[This bedspread] (http://www.amazon.com/Alternative-Comforter-Insert-Filled-Climates/dp/B005GRFTSA/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3HJR7JS10OQLQ&coliid=I2AZUW0U2BAUS) is literally essential. I don't even have one and it's really expensive. I'm moving soon, so I'm really hoping I can get it before I move. Things I NEED WL

fear cuts deeper than swords

[This painting] (http://www.amazon.com/Artissimo-Designs-33586CPBG0-1-Piece-Printed/dp/B0090I3NYS/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3HJR7JS10OQLQ&coliid=I28TSPL329GE7O) is bigger than a bread box! (: I love itttt~ Things I NEED WL

[This ring] (http://www.amazon.com/Pieces-Ladies-Silver-Infinity-Symbol/dp/B00AWSOHVS/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=22XJNUEX0TLAD&coliid=IRCUF1DM2ZRDJ) is smaller than a golf ball! I want it so badly. Jewelry WL

[Lady Gaga's Fame Perfume] (http://www.amazon.com/Lady-Gaga-Parfum-Spray-Women/dp/B008PAL9PM/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_S_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=2TW8KRNAN1IEA&coliid=IZ78OK8TSWZAA) smells enchanting, if that's the same as wonderful! ;) Rachel's WL

[Acrylic is my toy] (http://www.amazon.com/White-Acrylic-French-Style-Artificial/dp/B008TNQ19E/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=2TW8KRNAN1IEA&coliid=I1T6NJYKXKCAO8) I know it doesn't count, lol. But I do play with it a lot. (: Rachel's WL

[This backpack] (http://www.amazon.com/Black-Canvas-Backpack-School-Closet/dp/B006FDFJDO/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3HJR7JS10OQLQ&coliid=I29YE8Q950WNBN) would be beyond useful for me for school/work/going anywhere. My purse is tiny and I can't complain because my mom bought it for me and I'm very grateful, but I really need something that I can put notebooks in. (: I love this backpack. Things I NEED WL

[This set] (http://www.amazon.com/Essie-Collection-Lacquers-0-46oz-Separator/dp/B00CHZN3CI/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_S_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=2TW8KRNAN1IEA&coliid=I13K2VNAIMF03X) ties into my obsession with nail polish and with colors, and Essie. I love Essie. Ugh. So much.

[This crop top] (http://www.amazon.com/FULL-TILT-Womens-Crochet-Crop/dp/B00DUEL94O/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_S_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3PIOYPNJLKXMD&coliid=I3NJQPDSWT307S&psc=1) with [these shorts] (http://www.amazon.com/Vintage-Retro-Women-Light-Flange/dp/B00CK5A7L0/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_S_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3PIOYPNJLKXMD&coliid=I3MVOUBJYPQQGR&psc=1) is awe inspiring to me, because it's the cutest outfit in the world. I couldn't pull it off, but I'd still like to try. (:

Thank you so much for this awesome contest. I really liked finding these items and I hope you like them and find them as cute/inspirational/adorable as I do. (: This was a ton of fun. I love scavenger hunts. <3 You're the bomb.

EDIT; I have four wishlists; Things I NEED WL, Rachel's WL, Jewelry WL and Clothes WL. If I specified after the item I posted one of these four, that means it's on that wishlist. Sorry, just trying to get rid of any confusion. Haha.

They're super common and fairly cheap, you can get them almost anywhere online. Just google "Cold Steel gladius machete" and price shop around. But here are some links to get you started:

http://www.kultofathena.com/product.asp?item=CS97GMS&name=Cold+Steel+Gladius+Machete

https://www.coldsteel.com/gladius-machete-with-sheath.html

https://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-97GMSZ-Gladius-Machete/dp/B004MMS0PE/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=cold+steel+gladius&qid=1554837063&s=gateway&sr=8-1

It's the weekend and allow me to tell you a story.

When I was a small child my grandmother told me of a group of people from legend. These were warriors from a time when bandits ruled the streets and the governments were ruthless. These warriors honed their skills in secret, biding their time until a day came when they could free the people from oppression. Now I didn't actually think this was any more than a fairy tale, until last week...

I was at an assembly on free speech, and what did I see? A warrior of old gliding through the crowd. No one noticed him except me. I knew this was my chance to make something of myself, to join his ranks and become a warrior for the people! So I ran up and tapped him on the shoulder as quickly as I could.

He got really scared and dropped his sword, and it broke.

Now I owe him one of these...

I'm guessing pepper spray wouldn't work. Hurts like a bitch though. Amazon has some cheap weapons, but Cold Steel has functional ones for cheap.

Like this bad boy.

Craziest thing? Probs this or this

Not way crazy but I never treat myself to cool things so buying that seeems crazy to me!

5 would look great in my bible!

and, Bookmarks!

Because of the way the the sword is designed there is a slim to none chance that you will find a full tang because the handle is so slim compared to the blade. the best one I could find was at amazon http://www.amazon.com/Zelda-Video-Princess-Links-Master/dp/B0058EEF2M/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top
one guy makes his own out of Fiber glass I believe and they're really well done but over the top expensive

I can't pick! I love all the helmets and swords (specifically this one and Pocky is like crack. The collection of dice is awesome cuz I love games and numbers.

I love Kevin lots!

If I have to pick something off my list, I really need a new laptop battery but my face needs eyeliner and I drink a lot of tea and water. Honestly, whatever you would pick would be great!

Your sword


If I win, this would be awesome!

Thanks for the contest!

I love Kevin !

Solved.
Knights Templar Long Sword and Wall Plaque https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0019GXT3E/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_IrudBbBNKMAK0

Because of this I checked if you were right so I looked up Katanas cause shit I wanna be a samurai! And I found this on there, look at the review that is titled Good...and sharp! XD

Need to know this as well. And did you paint the sword hilt? Because the one that I've seen that looks similar is grey.

The coolest/manliest thing I have on my wishlist is the Master sword and Hylian shield from the Legend of Zelda.

They're there because I freaking love the Zelda series. :]

I bought this one. I think it looks pretty good. The hilt is a bit too blue, I think, and lacking some of the finer details. I intend on eventually painting it to look authentic. It's hanging on my wall right now. I wouldn't ever buy this one with the intention of using it as a real sword though as the hilt is just a metal casing snapped around it fairly insecurely.

I'm still in the market for a good Hylian shield replica that doesn't have a bird with two tails.

You're so hot that I have to wear the gorons tunic when I'm with you.

This seemed pretty cool to me
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B002XM5BO8/ref=mp_s_a_1?qid=1367712619&sr=8-14&pi=SL75

Link Has Twinkle Toes

here you go

i got exactly what is shown in OP's pic, but i haven't read all the reviews. its possible other people didn't get what was advertised

I'm not a pro on swords, but it's definitely not a Katana. But here is a link to the exact sword : http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Agent-Tactical-Ninja-Sword/dp/B002898XBO

http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Agent-Tactical-Ninja-Sword/dp/B002898XBO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1397317350&sr=8-1&keywords=ninja+sword


These are the swords he was using....very flimsy.

what you want is a straight long sword. You could probably get by by painting these and carving the hilt guard a little.

In a zombie apocalypse I'd rather have one of these.

Here you go!! Found it on amazon. You can also get the shield for another $45! ha

m;its dangerous to go alone, take this: http://www.amazon.com/Legend-Zelda-Twilight-Princess-Replica/dp/B002XM5BO8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1463878770&sr=8-1&keywords=master+sword

"The big bang theory"

http://www.amazon.com/Anime-Twilight-Princess-Master-Scabbard/dp/B001C02EZ6/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&qid=1409161813&sr=8-14&keywords=swords

It's $17 on Amazon, really dull stainless steel

Edit: 90% sure it's this or similar

https://www.amazon.com/Condor-Tool-Knife-Dynasty-Hardwood/dp/B007MXI1HW

I have one of these, they've raised the price on it since it's so well made. Full convex grind on 1075 steel, satin polished. I took it camping a few times and had so much fine lopping off branches.

I think they may be one of a kind, sorry pal. Amazon has some really nice ones though, specifically this one.

Actually, still no good sadly.

I've read reviews of all of those Master Swords listed on other sites, and plenty of them seem to have something wrong with them when delivered. I normally wouldn't have any problems with that as it's like ~£60, but those sellers look shifty. So, it's a no-go sadly.

I tried Amazon and Ebay, and ones like the one below don't even sell to the UK:

http://www.amazon.com/Zelda-Video-Princess-Links-Master/dp/B0058EEF2M/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

How the hell do people even get this stuff in the UK? This is ridiculous, there's like nothing out here for us lol.

Get him a Gladius - the Roman sword.

There’s lots of reproductions out there, match your budget.

You could always get the Cold Steel Gladius machete too...

https://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-97GMSZ-Gladius-Machete/dp/B004MMS0PE

In that case I’d also get this https://www.amazon.com/Knights-Templar-Long-Sword-Plaque/dp/B0019GXT3E you’re gonna have to post about this

http://www.amazon.com/BladesUSA-Hk-1482-Fantasy-26-Inch-Overall/dp/B004I9ZEGO/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1413326142&sr=8-10&keywords=sword

Lucas has a package - also, a bottle of nectar.

have to define legit. they are "real" but made with stainless steel and not sharpened. basically just for decoration. so it is a "real" sword made of metal and all but if you ever tried to use it the blade would probably bend immediately. if you want something sharp and less likely to bend i would recommend one of these (www.amazon.com/Classic-Crane-Handmade-Samurai-Katana/dp/B002WGEE48/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1412802756&sr=8-1&) just a little more expensive. not bleach related but you can feel like its your own Zanpakuto. P.S a tip in sword quality when looking at lower prices is any kind of carbon blade like this is a huge step above stainless steel, its basically what makes it a usable sword. not masterfully made but is sharp, less likely to bend, and made to last longer than display blades.

Don't do it.

Get this one. Cheaper, and actually usable. Kind of incredible that it exists, honestly.

https://fireandsteel.ca/products/sword-art-online-kiritos-elucidator

You can find both swords there and Asuna’s as well :) You may be able to find good quality swords for cheaper on amazon. I know amazon sells both swords for roughly $129 They have good reviews. That company also sells Asuna’s sword :) Here’s a link to that : https://www.amazon.com/Sword-Online-Kirito-Elucidator-Repulsor/dp/B0156YQU26

I took some courses about 7 years back from KRON

Unfortunately, my trainer passed away from cancer, so it's just me at this point.

The practice sword I have is this one.

Comic Book sites typically sell stuff like this at absurd prices, this one here looks like the same one but cheaper

The first year of our relationship my girlfriend got me this, She got me the shield 2 years later :D

http://www.amazon.com/Master-Twilight-Princess-Fantasy-Dagger/dp/B0058EEF2M/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1417890470&sr=8-4&keywords=master+sword+replica

There is also a blue version here

http://www.amazon.com/Master-Zelda-Twilight-Princess-Fantasy/dp/B00C9Q8HTE/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1417890470&sr=8-2&keywords=master+sword+replica

Trust me you cant get better quality then this without going here

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Master-Sword-Zelda-Twilight-Princess-replica-cosplay-prop-/261235938828?

We use dot us these Training Swords in my medieval combat class!

They also make a Shield

This steampunk flavored Cryptex Flash Drive might be appreciated! Useful and stylish in a similar vein to this Steampunk Watch
As for board games, I recommend Shadow Hunters, Splendor, and Coup

For tabletop games, you could get him A Nice Set of Color Coded Diece

When it comes to video games, this Retro Arcade Console Desk Toy could be a great work passtime with 200 games! Alternatively if you have a fridge or a metal workspace, Magnetic Tetris! for idle hands


Hope any of these help haha

Cool, I have the exact same Elucidator in my room right now as OP :) If anyone is wondering I ordered mine from here.

They are great quality, and look really good too. The unfortunate thing is that the steel isn't high enough quality to really be sharpened much. I took mine to a professional who was able to put a slight edge on it - it's not much sharper than a butterknife aside from the tip which is extremely sharp - but I still think it looks a lot better with the edge at least!

If you got 50 bucks and amazon prime you can get it! I bought the same one and my only issue was the gold bit at the top of the sheath coming out with the sword, but some super glue fixed that
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001I87WMC/ref=cm_sw_r_other_awd_A7UBwbCJN6311

https://www.amazon.com/Sword-Online-Kirito-Elucidator-Repulsor/dp/B0156YQU26

http://www.amazon.com/Kirito-Elucidator-Replica-Online-Version/dp/B00M5K433S

Found it. Based on one of the reviews it sounds like it has a rat tail tang. They had been swinging it around but I really don't suggest it as it could fail and hurt someone.

https://www.amazon.ca/Master-Zelda-Twilight-Princess-Fantasy/dp/B00C9Q8HTE

Found something similar on amazon

Well... most people don't have swords on their wishlists :P
Also, I look for a very interesting, intellectual, and intriguing story in a comic book. Also, dialogue is very important and good writing is imperative. If the dialogue writing sucks then the comic book sucks.

Duuuude, that sword you have on your list? That's pretty badass, I'm a huge sucker for that sort of this. So cool, unf.

By the way, I love Kevin, such a cuddly teddybear <3

And this [NSFW] is my item

Link to item, pic looks like it is from a phone so display is different.

http://www.amazon.com/Ace-Martial-Arts-Supply-Handmade/dp/B002WGEE48

I found one here. The only thing is; it's carbon steel which doesn't reflect off light as nicely, and the sheath is wooden.

I have seen a complete set that was metal, but it is unable to buy right now.

I added this sword. For fun because I recently discovered all the cool armor and swords amazon has! I also have chainmail, a crusader helmet, shield, and other swords in my wishlist. this sword in particular because it's cheap lol

If you're still looking, this is the one I got for Christmas. I picked it out after spending some time looking for an inexpensive one. I'm pretty satisfied with it. Like the reviews state, the painting on the gem is more than a little sloppy. I will be doing a minor repaint on it but otherwise I'm very pleased with it. It's huge, heavy, and looks great (aside from the slightly sloppy painting). The enamel gold paint cost me $10, which still makes this very economical.

Sword:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001C02EZ6/ref=oh_details_o00_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Shield:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001F76Y3Y/ref=oh_details_o00_s01_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
It's a really good replica!

Man I just bought the same one off Amazon for like 120 dollars. I got gypped.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00C7AAOG6/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I got one of these for my son to wear on Halloween. It's short, does not have an edge (though the tip is very pointy) and we had it so he couldn't remove it from the scabbard. I would recommend it but as others have said: it should be handled with utmost care.

Seriously, this is exactly what you're looking for

Idk bout usable but i found this replica that at least looks pretty real. Bought it as a gift for my brother and he loved it.

I got it from amazon, right here. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00C9Q8HTE/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Eh, it's nothing special. Just a $50 katana off Amazon. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002WK6X2K/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I bought it because it looks like an engaging exercise tool, weightlifting is getting boring and I don't see myself getting into tai chi or yoga.

I've only had it about a day and I already enjoy it so I may spend money down the road on a higher-end sword.

I bought this one: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001I87WMC/ref=oh_details_o04_s00_i00 and it's beautiful and is quite sturdy especially for your use. And only $40!

where have you been all my life, Chris?

so i've had my eye on this

That's really cool, but if it were me, I would've gotten this one instead.

$35 and everyone loves it.

I don't own it, but I've seen it in vidyas, and it's on my to-buy list. It's usually priced at $60.

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EDIT:

I just saw this Amazon comment:

>I first ordered this in early June and liked the sword so much, I ordered another just to have around in case I damaged the first one.

>The second one I recieved was completely different from the first: I don't even think it's from the same manufacturer. It's definitely not the sword shown in the picture and it's no where near as nice as the first is.

>I suspect the seller ran out of the original sword that everyone was giving positive reviews and decided to ride the gravy train by quietly switching to a different sword.

>EDIT: I've added an image of the two side-by-side to show some of the differences.

It might be wiser to pony up $60 to True Swords, which is a very reputable seller.

knock yourself out


but kinda leaning toward this

Hello roommate. I don't really have a question, more of a suggestion. Get one of these bad boys on Amazon for $16. Free shipping with Amazon prime. It's a ninja sword but in the length of a machete. I feel as if this would be perfect for you. Also comes with a neat leather sheath that you can wear on your back. It is one of my favorite killing instruments.