Best martial arts weapons according to redditors
We found 719 Reddit comments discussing the best martial arts weapons. We ranked the 361 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
We found 719 Reddit comments discussing the best martial arts weapons. We ranked the 361 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0009PGVG8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_UyPOBbBAF90C9
$64 on amazon.
Indeed, DO NOT trust this thing. I had this very hook two years back, and a friend and I went out climbing shit with it every once in a while. One night the metal of the hook (specifically, the threaded part at the top) SNAPPED IN HALF as I was climbing it. I was only ~3 feet above the ground at the time, so no harm done, but not everyone this happens to will be so lucky. I weighed ~140lb (63.5kg) at the time.
It's fairly obvious that it's crappy metal, anyways, because even as you're first using it you can see it bending out of shape after each climb.
Also, like others have noted, the rope is really slick and hard to grip; we used gloves we found that had a rough rubber coating on the inside so we could climb it.
If for some reason you do decide to get this, be very careful, and never ever expect it not to snap on you. The more expensive ones that shaggorama posted are worth the extra money.
Sorry for the bold caps, just trying to catch some eyes before anybody buys it.
EDIT: I can post a picture of the thing tonight if anybody is intersted. I still have it in my trunk.
More people with similar experiences with the thing on Amazon.
http://m.replicadungeon.com/zelda-swords.html
https://www.amazon.com/Zelda-Twilight-Princess-Replica-Standard/dp/B002XM5BO8
I think I'd like a roman Gladius.
Edit: I want to get this for home defense some day. Small enough for more maneuverability, sharp enough to gut a motherfucker three times over, and very intimidating.
Here's the breakdown as I see it:
Barring getting a blacksmith to make you you the real deal for thousands and thousands of dollars, the best you could do would be to buy this guy's handmade replicas: He doesn't always have ebay auctions up though, and some times his work will turn up for sale elsewhere.
EDIT: Aaron of Fiberglass Blades is stopping production so that he can move on to bigger and better things. There will be a few auctions for what remains of his inventory this year, but don't expect to pay less than $1000 a piece for each item.
If you are looking for the cheaper mass produced kinds, there are still several to pick from, and even then you need to decide if what you want is more for display or if you actually intend to carry it. None of these are combat safe in any way, but some still are better than others.
A disclaimer about these links: all of these can be found from multiple sellers at multiple prices, so do your shopping! I'm using amazon for picture purposes.
The best one for display in my opinion is this one here. The hilt and blade look fantastic, and it comes with a plaque. It is not good for swinging though; it is very heavy and is most likely not full tang, aka the blade does not continue into the hilt. That said, it is a beautiful piece for the price, and I have one on my wall. It seems to be based off of a mixture of the Link to the Past and Twilight Princess Master Sword designs, as it has barbs, but is not blue in color. There are newer versions of this same sword modeled after the blue master sword and a Dark Link Variant, but I avoided the former because I don't like how the entire handle is one shade of blue. That's your call.
Next up is this one, which is probably the most common. The blade is long, but does not have that awesome shape that the above one does. In my opinion, it does not look as much like the master sword as it ought. The upside to this though it that the sheathe is the best one going in terms of mass produced pieces. I am cosplaying as link at Otakon this weekend, and will be using the sheathe from this sword, attached to this belt that was basically made for this model.
The sword I will be using is this one. I know what you are thinking. Foam? Really? Yes. This is a relatively new product and is of far better quality than I could have expected or even hoped for. It is cosplay safe, light, and the best shape/size/detail/quality replica I have found for the price. if you plan on carrying one without getting arrested, this is the one.
There is another master sword replica out there that you need should watch out for. this one looks very similar to the second one above, but you will notice the blade looks mildly different in the photos. In truth, this one is far smaller than the above one, and is also sharp as hell. Can not recommend. Check the details like blade length and width before buying.
As for the shields, there are thankfully fewer options. As mentioned above, Fiberglassblades makes an amazing one, but it's super expensive. I'd like to own his shield and sword one day, but it will not be anytime soon.
Your mass produced choices as far as I can see are this one or this one
I have the first one, and it is a decent replica for the price. It is set to be held in your left hand, though you can remove the handle, so I expect you could modify it for more accurate use. It is also ready to be hung on a wall, and looks quite nice while doing so. Older models are more flat, while newer models are more curved like traditional shields (unless mine is just warped.) The Downsides are that the strap and handle are rather flimsy. I have reinforced the one I'm using this weekend by making my own leather strap and super gluing the handle in place. This will sadly prevent me from using this shield as a display, but I have an older model for that.
As for the second one, it looks to be a newer version of an earlier and different model. I don't have experience with it, but from what I can tell it seems to be a high quality replica. That said, the model I believe it is based on was not able to be hung on a wall, had the triforce crooked, had the bird painted on and not embossed, and could only be used in your right hand. Perhaps this is why they are pushing this new version. If you get this one, please let me know how it is, because I must say it looks good from the photos.
EDIT: Another user has reported to me that this model still has the issues I had with the earlier version. Neither the Crimson Loftwing nor the Triforce are guaranteed to be accurately placed. This may vary from shield to shield, so buyer beware.
PHEW! Hope that helps!
I agree with your assessment.
I am a man who wants to get home as trouble free and intact as possible each day. It depends on the number of kids and the size of the kids I guess. The second you step in, you become the focus of their harassment.
I'd probably not step in unless they actually started beating on her.
I'm not sure what people think 1 person can do against 6 teens who don't give a crap.
And the prospect of being arrested/going to jail/being sued for any intervention also comes into the picture.
If I was riding the metro often in the stops where this kind of thing was happening regularly I'd probably buy one of these to use as a keychain.
http://www.amazon.com/Tactical-Defense-Keychain-5-75-Inch-Pressure/dp/B001T6J15O/ref=pd_bxgy_sg_img_c
Did this make anyone else curious how much a grappling hook costs? More reasonable than I expected.
grappling hook. http://www.amazon.com/Folding-Grappling-Hook-Ninja-Gear/dp/B0009PGVG8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=sporting-goods&qid=1268302816&sr=8-1
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001DF02WC/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1511836873&sr=8-2&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=assassin+knife
Laugh away
Gonna jump onto gabedamien's comment for a moment here.
You can buy a AISI 1045 carbon steel katana, for $50 USD off Amazon right now. THAT is how common "functional" swords are available these days.
So if you want a "true" katana, as in something that looks like one, you can draw and swing around, and proudly hang on your wall or carry around with you, there you go.
As Gabe said, art-grade nihonto with the patterned hamon and the silk wrappings and the authentic look of everything vary in price and are actually affordable to the general public. It's just like buying a painting or a sculpture, only you get a sword instead.
SF is safe enough for the most part. The most crucial advice is common sense. For instance, If you can, avoid dark alleyways at night. Try to keep to well lit areas if walking alone in the evening. Always be aware of you surroundings (keep your head up), and don't feel too self conscious about the social awkwardness of crossing the street, or even changing direction, to avoid those who appear to pose a threat. If you're gonna be walking around alone in the evening on a regular basis, a basic self defense course might behoove you. My old lady carries around one of these: http://amzn.com/B001T6J15O. It's legal and luckily it's very likely you'll never have to use it.
You strap them to your arms.
Here you go
Looks like a post on r/mallninjashit
Hey there! I really like your videos and they've been very instructive for me when dabbling in swordfighting techniques. I've picked up a couple synthetic longswords like the Cold Steel one and a bastard sword from medieval collectables. I find that they're either unbalanced or too light, respectively.
Is there a good training bastard sword that you recommend purely for practice?
Most of the knives you use to practice and do these kind of things aren't sharp. Well the length of the blade isn't, but there still tends to be points even on the dull ones sold.
In fact, a lot of the time you use a replacement piece where the blade should be. Example
In this piece the guy literally catches the knife by the blade at one point.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001DF02WC/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
You could try to get ahold of Black Fencer's wasters. You can even get them at bulk price. (It seems a little difficult getting them to ship to the U.S., though.) (This is my first choice.)
The next best option would be Penti IIIs by PurpleHeart Armoury. They'll run you a bit higher than 100USD per sword, but they are worth it, in my opinion. (My club prefers this option for nylons.)
The cheapest option would be the Rawlings longsword (also available on Purpleheart Armoury). Don't get this one. It is extremely unreliable in even a mid-intensity bout and doesn't bind and wind well even in a (partner) drill; they are as wobbly as a cooked noodle. They also have poor point-of-balance, but you can fix it by attaching the steel pommel and crossguard options (which are sold separately; at that point, you have spent enough to get a penti, anyways.). However, under a tight budget, these do okay. They also seem the safest for free fencing.
I lied; the cheapest option is the Cold Steel Hand and Half Sword. Some people do a grinding mod to make it bearable. Don't get this.
These all hurt a good bit in my opinion. With gloves and a mask, I have never run into much more than bruising. You might want to get arm protectors if you are that worried, though. Just don't baseball swing your way through bouts. Practice good technique at necessary/reasonable intensity and martial consideration and sparring should be fine.
I also just noticed that you posted in /r/HEMA. Post in /r/WMA, instead.
That's K Exclusive associated with Bud K.
Sorry to say, it's a cheap Chinese import.
Got you covered bb.
Thanks. I got the original on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00C9Q8HTE/ref=sxts1?ie=UTF8&qid=1494527737&sr=1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65 So I got it and I got a Purple glitter Spray paint, a green paint pen, some gold paint and some silver paint. I just covered the top of the blade in tape so it doesnt get painted, and I spray painted the whole top with the purple paint. I waited for it to dry and then used the paint pen to do the lacing around the handle and used the gold and silver with a small brush to get those other spots. Was pretty easy overall
I had a super fun class last night. I was hoping to go to a class tonight, but it filled up so I'm going to work on crafting a ritual for next week. Wooo!
Also, I bought a NEW backup athame. Prepping for class yesterday, I realized my actual athame and my backup athame are both at the covenstead. So I bought a new one from Amazon. Super cheap, but I need something ASAP. $9 for 4.5 stars. :)
http://www.amazon.com/Zelda-Video-Princess-Links-Master/dp/B0058EEF2M/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1341444235&sr=8-2&keywords=master+sword
You must take pictures of yourself fucking shit up with this thing!
Ace Martial Arts Supply Classic Crane Tsuba Handmade Samurai Katana Sharp Sword https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002WGEE48/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_Udhfvb0Y908E2
I think it's from blood Rayne actually, the Nazi vampire thing edit: found it, definitely from blood Rayne https://www.amazon.com/Large-Forearm-Vampire-Zombie-Machete/dp/B00BMD47HG
you can buy a dull, practice balisong.
[here you go man!] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00C9Q8HTE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_gKWLxbCCGET69)
$44.95 and it comes with a plaque, AND it's prime!!!
Wow, man!
Is that the same sword as this?
Yup. Here's the link for other people that are interested: http://www.amazon.com/Dark-Assassin-Dagger-w-Sheath/dp/B001DF02WC/ref=sr_1_1
We have a Dovahkiin Helmet we got for pics too from here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/165800820/elder-scrolls-skyrim-dragonborn-helmet
Pic with the helmet
Get a Kubotan, and learn how to use it (see youtube vids). Please, protect yourself. From the way you're describing things, I think you might be in mortal danger.
I'd go for something like Cold Steel Training Swords. Not going to break on you anytime throughout the night and really blunt so you can hit your buddies with it. Downside is that up close it is obviously a training sword. Also, you'll have to make a scabbard or just make a loop to put it.
video showing the durability
That said, if you are going for looks maybe this or this or this would be a better choice. However, my experience with crap quality like this is it will break and it is marginally sharp so you could hurt someone or yourself if you unsheath it.
Cheers.
http://www.amazon.com/Fury-Martial-Arts-Grappling-Midnight/dp/B0009PGVG8
Well in that case, i think the Death motif is far too common. Maybe something more assassin-y but also relatively unique. He could have bladed knuckled gloves and be a monk type rogue.
He could have spring loaded forearm blades ala bloodaryne:
https://www.amazon.com/Large-Forearm-Vampire-Zombie-Machete/dp/B00BMD47HG
Here it is right here… https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B06XRCGCV8/ref=mp_s_a_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1505926455&sr=8-5&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=balisong+trainer&dpPl=1&dpID=41XhLJ0B2-L&ref=plSrch
The [same sword] (http://www.amazon.com/Master-Zelda-Twilight-Princess-Fantasy/dp/B00C9Q8HTE/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1410052590&sr=8-2&keywords=master+sword) is cheaper on Amazon. Plus it has free shipping.
Depends on what you're going for. If you want it to look like the comics, see KirbyW's comment. But if you want it to be 'realistic', I recommend something like this over a black turtleneck, with the proper blue (or red for current continuity, I guess) paint applied. For the pants, slim-fit cargos with shin guards, perhaps?
The mask is pretty easy, 'night mask', or if you want realism, maybe tactical goggles.
"Ninja" stuff might also be a nice touch (grappling hook, throwing knives etc.)
His traditional weapon is 2 eskrima sticks (buy a dowel rod from Hobby Lobby, cut it in half, paint), but collapsible batons could be an interesting alternative.
edit: added a link for goggles.
edit 2: added links for shin guards and knives.
http://www.amazon.com/Zelda-Video-Princess-Links-Master/dp/B0058EEF2M/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1323378075&sr=8-2
This one is really awesome. It's a perfect match for the Twilight Princess master sword, but for some reason the hilt is black with a red gem instead of blue with gold. (I think it's supposed to be Shadow Link's or something). I remember seeing a blue version once, but I can't find it.
They make several different types of self defense keychains, such as :
http://www.amazon.com/Black-Steel-Kubaton-Key-Ring/dp/B00323EMRY/ref=sr_1_19?ie=UTF8&qid=1421898216&sr=8-19&keywords=self+defense+keychain
http://www.amazon.com/Tactical-Defense-Keychain-5-75-Inch-Pressure/dp/B001T6J15O/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1421898205&sr=8-1&keywords=self+defense+keychain
http://www.amazon.com/Brutus-Bull-Self-Defense-Keychain/dp/B00E8SLIOW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1421898205&sr=8-2&keywords=self+defense+keychain
I'm partial to this one.
Dont get a CCC with screws. Those are even less durable than the pinned construction ones and have cheap hardware that strips. You can either get a bbbarfly or the dragon trainer here https://www.amazon.com/VORNNEX-Practice-Butterfly-Stainless-Unsharpened/dp/B06XRCGCV8/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=balisong+trainer&qid=1556557363&s=gateway&sr=8-3
They are pinned, but I can guarantee you will hold up way better than any screw construction trainer under $40
http://www.amazon.com/Condor-24-Inch-Cutlass-Swivel-Leather/dp/B003DA0U04/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1349041784&sr=8-8
(Just over $50.)
Or perhaps http://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-97GMS-Gladius-Machete/dp/B004MMS0PE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1349041930&sr=8-1
To my knowledge, there's no such thing as a mass produced metal Hylian Shield. If you want one you'll have to make it yourself or have one custom made, which would likely be quite expensive. This is about as good as it gets. Sorry.
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You can get this athame on amazon. It's quite inexpensive and perfect for rituals.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001DF02WC/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_PBvxxbW374ETM
O neat, found the dagger and necklace
https://www.amazon.com/Ace-Martial-Arts-Supply-Assassin/dp/B001DF02WC
https://www.amazon.com/Dragons-Wrapped-Medieval-Renaissance-Necklace/dp/B00B0XV85C
front of card: Dad, you've always said you wanted me to go out and make my mark on the world...
inside of card: (a picture of me swearing in at MEPS, officially enlisting in the Marine Corps carrying on the family tradition) ...my journey's about to begin.
I've wanted to join the Marines for a while now, but couldnt due to weight restricions. He'd be real happy to see my dream come true, so i figure he'd like that.
for Father's Day.
EDIT: Wishlist Item http://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-97GMS-Gladius-Machete/dp/B004MMS0PE/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3C9X8HSU3MP2C&coliid=I1CHERAP0AJ11P
Or $56. This one actually looks better in my opinion.
From here.
Few people have mentioned this, but you can buy Trainers online. These are purely for tricks and not for the actual knife. The end is blunt on both sides, so it has no chance of cutting you. The one I bought online shows you which side is the bite handle and which side is the safe-side with the little divets at the bottom of the "blade." Be a bit warned though, this trainer is a bit longer than most other balisongs, but I didn't find an issue with that. My only issue with the balisong I listed is that it's a spring-loaded latch, so it's kinda static. Mine wore off after a while and now it's a normal latch, which is great.
Not just any sword, check it out hahaha http://www.amazon.com/Zelda-Twilight-Princess-Master-Replica/dp/B001I87WMC/ref=sr_1_2/186-2999920-5741112?ie=UTF8&qid=1406908461&sr=8-2&keywords=master+sword+replica
I just have a piece of wood as my target, like you can buy from the home depot. Just don't use plywood, use solid wood.
As for knives, i would recommend blue angel 6 inch throwing knives, or this
or this
They're actually [sold like that] (https://www.amazon.com/Large-Forearm-Vampire-Zombie-Machete/dp/B00BMD47HG)
You do not need anything over 20 bucks for a trainer. If you feel like you really want something high quality, just buy your balisong and put a bit of duct tape on the edge. I recommend this. Make sure you have a few Torx screwdrivers on hand to tighten it every once in a while.
You can get usable Machettes that are shaped like classic sowrds on amazon. That might be your best bet for something afordable and durable.
[Gladius] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004MMS0PE/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1)
[cutlass] (http://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-97DRMS-Cutlass-Machete/dp/B006YBY91K/ref=pd_sim_sg_4?ie=UTF8&refRID=04DN4P81SK9MF3TKTEBM)
just $24.95 on amazon
http://www.amazon.com/Anime-Twilight-Princess-Master-Scabbard/dp/B001C02EZ6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1421641868&sr=8-1&keywords=Master+sword&pebp=1421641879236&peasin=B001C02EZ6
I have this, the blade is unsharpened and it's meant for cosplay, the tip however is very, very sharp, comes with a sheath.
And there's this strap if you'd like to wear it.
http://www.amazon.com/Universal-Sword-Strap-Master-Zelda/dp/B00OU7X6IC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1421641981&sr=8-1&keywords=Master+sword+strap&pebp=1421641985824&peasin=B00OU7X6IC
Someone who wants to study European martial arts here:
multiple options exist for "practice swords" there's a polypropelene in many models. As for lightsabers...
Ultraforce has some "battle ready force FX ones," which instead of the LEDs all across the blade it's one powerful one. Saberforge looks nice too.
There's also a "lightsaber bokken".
And for someone more interested in European swords styles, there's not a Kylo Ren model yet. But there will be.
My wife got that sword for me for Christmas off of Amazon. Mine didn't come with the hooks to hold it for some reason but we managed to get it attached. It is definitely very nice, I'm not normally a sword collector but this was amazing and looks great in our house. If you have the cash I recommend buying it.
EDIT: Link to Amazon, maybe they are cheaper: http://www.amazon.com/Zelda-Video-Princess-Links-Master/dp/B0058EEF2M/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1334929742&sr=8-4
Test it out if you don't believe it
You best have seen or own Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog or I'm removing your geek cred.
I also think this would look cool on a car, Firefly Emblem.
And I consider my love of Sailor Moon geeky.
Lastly since my username is Zelda related I should include one of the Zelda related items on my list.
Right here man. And its only like $50.
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[Acrylic nail buffer] (http://www.amazon.com/file-pedicure-machine-electric-drill/dp/B0086LC0BW/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=2TW8KRNAN1IEA&coliid=I1RHQVHSE439PL) for my half-sister, because she loves doing acrylic nails and I want her to do mine (: Rachel's WL
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I have not found one thing on the entire internet that is less than a dollar including shipping, but [this scarf] (http://www.amazon.com/WorldPrideInc-Fashion-Leopard-Pattern-Shawl/dp/B007G5DU3G/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3PIOYPNJLKXMD&coliid=I3QED8232G384J) is only 3.80 with free shipping, which is pretty cheap. Clothes WL
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[Another earcuff?] (http://www.amazon.com/Cuff-One-Turquoise-Catcher-Cartilage-Earring-Non/dp/B007SAN54S/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=22XJNUEX0TLAD&coliid=I6KUWAB35PTJV) You don't say. I love this. No use, really, but it's SO FRIGGIN BEAUTIFUL. i need it. Jewelry WL
[Obviously.] (http://www.amazon.com/The-Notebook/dp/B000YMM3CC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1376318487&sr=8-1&keywords=the+notebook) It's perfect.
[This.] (http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Agent-Tactical-Ninja-Sword/dp/B002898XBO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1376318546&sr=8-1&keywords=sword) It's badass.
[One of the many scarves] (http://www.amazon.com/Lightweight-Spring-Infinity-Chevron-Print/dp/B00C8L4Y6A/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3PIOYPNJLKXMD&coliid=I35Q6MNUHC2RVL&psc=1) I have on my wishlist. As you may know, my ex roommate stole all my winter clothes, threw them in a box, and gave them to goodwill. I'm not buying all my clothes back, and it gets REALLY cold here. It was really fucked up of her to do and I would really, really enjoy a good scarf for the fall/wintertime when it gets colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra. Clothes WL
[This St. Ive's] (http://www.amazon.com/St-Ives-Moisturizer-Timeless-Collagen/dp/B000UVZU1S/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=2TW8KRNAN1IEA&coliid=I2GXH419GM2MEI) moisturizer. I want it so badly but it's an add on and I HATE IT. Rachel's WL
[This bedspread] (http://www.amazon.com/Alternative-Comforter-Insert-Filled-Climates/dp/B005GRFTSA/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3HJR7JS10OQLQ&coliid=I2AZUW0U2BAUS) is literally essential. I don't even have one and it's really expensive. I'm moving soon, so I'm really hoping I can get it before I move. Things I NEED WL
fear cuts deeper than swords
[This painting] (http://www.amazon.com/Artissimo-Designs-33586CPBG0-1-Piece-Printed/dp/B0090I3NYS/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3HJR7JS10OQLQ&coliid=I28TSPL329GE7O) is bigger than a bread box! (: I love itttt~ Things I NEED WL
[This ring] (http://www.amazon.com/Pieces-Ladies-Silver-Infinity-Symbol/dp/B00AWSOHVS/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=22XJNUEX0TLAD&coliid=IRCUF1DM2ZRDJ) is smaller than a golf ball! I want it so badly. Jewelry WL
[Lady Gaga's Fame Perfume] (http://www.amazon.com/Lady-Gaga-Parfum-Spray-Women/dp/B008PAL9PM/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_S_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=2TW8KRNAN1IEA&coliid=IZ78OK8TSWZAA) smells enchanting, if that's the same as wonderful! ;) Rachel's WL
[Acrylic is my toy] (http://www.amazon.com/White-Acrylic-French-Style-Artificial/dp/B008TNQ19E/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=2TW8KRNAN1IEA&coliid=I1T6NJYKXKCAO8) I know it doesn't count, lol. But I do play with it a lot. (: Rachel's WL
[This backpack] (http://www.amazon.com/Black-Canvas-Backpack-School-Closet/dp/B006FDFJDO/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3HJR7JS10OQLQ&coliid=I29YE8Q950WNBN) would be beyond useful for me for school/work/going anywhere. My purse is tiny and I can't complain because my mom bought it for me and I'm very grateful, but I really need something that I can put notebooks in. (: I love this backpack. Things I NEED WL
[This set] (http://www.amazon.com/Essie-Collection-Lacquers-0-46oz-Separator/dp/B00CHZN3CI/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_S_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=2TW8KRNAN1IEA&coliid=I13K2VNAIMF03X) ties into my obsession with nail polish and with colors, and Essie. I love Essie. Ugh. So much.
[This crop top] (http://www.amazon.com/FULL-TILT-Womens-Crochet-Crop/dp/B00DUEL94O/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_S_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3PIOYPNJLKXMD&coliid=I3NJQPDSWT307S&psc=1) with [these shorts] (http://www.amazon.com/Vintage-Retro-Women-Light-Flange/dp/B00CK5A7L0/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_S_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3PIOYPNJLKXMD&coliid=I3MVOUBJYPQQGR&psc=1) is awe inspiring to me, because it's the cutest outfit in the world. I couldn't pull it off, but I'd still like to try. (:
Thank you so much for this awesome contest. I really liked finding these items and I hope you like them and find them as cute/inspirational/adorable as I do. (: This was a ton of fun. I love scavenger hunts. <3 You're the bomb.
EDIT; I have four wishlists; Things I NEED WL, Rachel's WL, Jewelry WL and Clothes WL. If I specified after the item I posted one of these four, that means it's on that wishlist. Sorry, just trying to get rid of any confusion. Haha.
The zombies ate my brains yet I was able to come up with a couple items:
Gotta get back to work, but thanks for this it was amusing...
Only doing Akeleie's demands because I know it annoys her.
Most geeky - Hylian Shield - On figures and geeky stuff WL
Item which would most help a goal - Guitar strings so I can finally try to teach myself to play. - On default WL
Best item to bring to a deserted island - portal gun...duh - On figures and geeky stuff WL
I don't actually want any of that stuff cos it's expensive, I only entered to annoy /u/Akeleie
They're super common and fairly cheap, you can get them almost anywhere online. Just google "Cold Steel gladius machete" and price shop around. But here are some links to get you started:
http://www.kultofathena.com/product.asp?item=CS97GMS&name=Cold+Steel+Gladius+Machete
https://www.coldsteel.com/gladius-machete-with-sheath.html
https://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-97GMSZ-Gladius-Machete/dp/B004MMS0PE/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=cold+steel+gladius&qid=1554837063&s=gateway&sr=8-1
It's the weekend and allow me to tell you a story.
When I was a small child my grandmother told me of a group of people from legend. These were warriors from a time when bandits ruled the streets and the governments were ruthless. These warriors honed their skills in secret, biding their time until a day came when they could free the people from oppression. Now I didn't actually think this was any more than a fairy tale, until last week...
I was at an assembly on free speech, and what did I see? A warrior of old gliding through the crowd. No one noticed him except me. I knew this was my chance to make something of myself, to join his ranks and become a warrior for the people! So I ran up and tapped him on the shoulder as quickly as I could.
He got really scared and dropped his sword, and it broke.
Now I owe him one of these...
I want to try something new
Always wanted to try knife throwing
I'm guessing pepper spray wouldn't work. Hurts like a bitch though. Amazon has some cheap weapons, but Cold Steel has functional ones for cheap.
Like this bad boy.
Craziest thing? Probs this or this
Not way crazy but I never treat myself to cool things so buying that seeems crazy to me!
5 would look great in my bible!
and, Bookmarks!
Because of the way the the sword is designed there is a slim to none chance that you will find a full tang because the handle is so slim compared to the blade. the best one I could find was at amazon http://www.amazon.com/Zelda-Video-Princess-Links-Master/dp/B0058EEF2M/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top
one guy makes his own out of Fiber glass I believe and they're really well done but over the top expensive
I own this necklace and its very well made
this is probably the most accurate and satisfying Baphomet statue appearance, tho I have not ordered it yet as it's quite expensive
Here is a satanic pentagram ring, or alternatively, here is a Baphomet ring
here is a Baphomet Jewelry Box, and here is an incense cone holder where the smoke comes out of Baphomet's mouth
Heres some extra stuff:
mortar & pestle
satanic bedtime stories
Baphomet Wall plaque
Baphomet Poster
pentagram ritual bowl
ritual knife, do not cut anything with it
Hope this helps
Because of this I checked if you were right so I looked up Katanas cause shit I wanna be a samurai! And I found this on there, look at the review that is titled Good...and sharp! XD
Need to know this as well. And did you paint the sword hilt? Because the one that I've seen that looks similar is grey.
Is that dagger this http://www.amazon.com/Dark-Assassin-Dagger-w-Sheath/dp/B001DF02WC/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&amp;colid=YC9S4YORFYNW&amp;coliid=I1NWKGGY8I5ODF If so, how is it? Seems like a fun little collectible.
The coolest/manliest thing I have on my wishlist is the Master sword and Hylian shield from the Legend of Zelda.
They're there because I freaking love the Zelda series. :]
I bought this one. I think it looks pretty good. The hilt is a bit too blue, I think, and lacking some of the finer details. I intend on eventually painting it to look authentic. It's hanging on my wall right now. I wouldn't ever buy this one with the intention of using it as a real sword though as the hilt is just a metal casing snapped around it fairly insecurely.
I'm still in the market for a good Hylian shield replica that doesn't have a bird with two tails.
You're so hot that I have to wear the gorons tunic when I'm with you.
This seemed pretty cool to me
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B002XM5BO8/ref=mp_s_a_1?qid=1367712619&amp;sr=8-14&amp;pi=SL75
Link Has Twinkle Toes
here you go
i got exactly what is shown in OP's pic, but i haven't read all the reviews. its possible other people didn't get what was advertised
I bought the three tomahawk brand knives on sale, about a dollar a piece not including shipping. Now everything people say about the quality is true. However at a dollar a knife, they were ideal for me as my first throwing knives.
Because they were so cheap, it wasn't the end of the world to bend or damage one due to my poor throwing as a beginner. They certainly 'worked' as far as throwing knives, but even as a beginner you feel like you wish you had a better quality knife in your hand.
Bottom Line: Can't beat the price for what you get, but as expected they aren't worth much unless you're learning and don't want to damage a good knife.
Edit: Here's what I'm talking about: http://amzn.com/B0044U42LU
Edit 2: Fun fact, these cheap little guys were actually used in the Hunger Games film
Dark Assassin Dagger w/ Sheath
I second this recommendation. I actually started off with this one and it was surprisingly quite good for the price.
https://www.amazon.com/Practice-Butterfly-Stainless-Balisong-Unsharpened/dp/B06XRCGCV8/ref=sr_1_2_sspa?s=sporting-goods&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1518792942&amp;sr=1-2-spons&amp;keywords=balisong+trainer&amp;psc=1
Probably the best one out there. Plus is only $10 plus shipping.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XRCGCV8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_xOAxDbNG85N11
https://www.amazon.com/Anlado-Balisong-Butterfly-Trainer-Practice/dp/B06W5KSDY5/ref=alp_dpwidget_a_m_?th=1&amp;psc=1&amp;smid=A2LLFT2RSK0HP7
Not plastic but metal with no blade, plastic ones found generally in shady markets that sell pipes and bongs
That’s the assassin dagger from Amazon. It looks pretty cool until you flip it over and the sheath has philips head screws holding it together.
Ace Martial Arts Supply Dark Assassin Dagger with Sheath https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001DF02WC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_tebhAbYE59PZB
I'm not a pro on swords, but it's definitely not a Katana. But here is a link to the exact sword : http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Agent-Tactical-Ninja-Sword/dp/B002898XBO
http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Agent-Tactical-Ninja-Sword/dp/B002898XBO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1397317350&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=ninja+sword
These are the swords he was using....very flimsy.
Dear younger me,
Don't get so hung up on that guy- he isn't worth it.
Seriously. Just stop.
thanks for the contest!
what you want is a straight long sword. You could probably get by by painting these and carving the hilt guard a little.
In a zombie apocalypse I'd rather have one of these.
Here you go!! Found it on amazon. You can also get the shield for another $45! ha
obviously
http://www.amazon.com/Black-Ninja-Folding-Grappling-Hook/dp/B0009PGVG8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1314594455&amp;sr=8-1
That's what I thought too, but he's well aware of the fact that it's emtpy from the start and yesterday he bought this
m;its dangerous to go alone, take this: http://www.amazon.com/Legend-Zelda-Twilight-Princess-Replica/dp/B002XM5BO8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1463878770&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=master+sword
THIS is on sale!
I may need a knife once or twice a year and not be able to find something else that will do the job. Not worth the pocket real estate, in my case.
I'd sooner carry around a pair of brass knuckles if I wanted to be a badass. Or perhaps, one of these
This is clearly the best way to spend 19 bucks
"The big bang theory"
http://www.amazon.com/Anime-Twilight-Princess-Master-Scabbard/dp/B001C02EZ6/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1409161813&amp;sr=8-14&amp;keywords=swords
I think they may be one of a kind, sorry pal. Amazon has some really nice ones though, specifically this one.
Actually, still no good sadly.
I've read reviews of all of those Master Swords listed on other sites, and plenty of them seem to have something wrong with them when delivered. I normally wouldn't have any problems with that as it's like ~£60, but those sellers look shifty. So, it's a no-go sadly.
I tried Amazon and Ebay, and ones like the one below don't even sell to the UK:
http://www.amazon.com/Zelda-Video-Princess-Links-Master/dp/B0058EEF2M/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top
How the hell do people even get this stuff in the UK? This is ridiculous, there's like nothing out here for us lol.
Get him a Gladius - the Roman sword.
There’s lots of reproductions out there, match your budget.
You could always get the Cold Steel Gladius machete too...
https://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-97GMSZ-Gladius-Machete/dp/B004MMS0PE
have to define legit. they are "real" but made with stainless steel and not sharpened. basically just for decoration. so it is a "real" sword made of metal and all but if you ever tried to use it the blade would probably bend immediately. if you want something sharp and less likely to bend i would recommend one of these (www.amazon.com/Classic-Crane-Handmade-Samurai-Katana/dp/B002WGEE48/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1412802756&sr=8-1&) just a little more expensive. not bleach related but you can feel like its your own Zanpakuto. P.S a tip in sword quality when looking at lower prices is any kind of carbon blade like this is a huge step above stainless steel, its basically what makes it a usable sword. not masterfully made but is sharp, less likely to bend, and made to last longer than display blades.
Don't do it.
Get this one. Cheaper, and actually usable. Kind of incredible that it exists, honestly.
I own the Vornnex dragon trainer an it lasted me about a year.
So I've been fidgeting with a trainer I bought (https://www.amazon.com/Anlado-Balisong-Butterfly-Trainer-Practice/dp/B06W5KSDY5) and now I decided to try and get a little more deliberate with my "training." I have no one to help in person so I appreciate any guidance or suggestions.
I started with this list to give me some structure (https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHiueU_hUKFwM6kV8WTVF9fBGpIeat8Ba) and I'm currently on the 2nd video, which details the Fan (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YKZjkQzNo8)
I can get it to work most of the time but pretty often when I do the flip out, both the handle and the blade end up on the same side, so rather than a T, I end up more with an L. If I wait to start rotating until after the handle has already hit the back of my fingers, it works consistently. Thus, my guess is that I'm starting the rotation too soon and I just need more practice to start the rotation at the right point.
Also, most of the time when I do start fanning the blade ends up straight out and only occasionally perpendicular to my hand. Any tips for keeping the T shape consistent while fanning? I'm assuming it's just another practice thing but figured I'd ask.
I think u r flipping this one
I’m completely new to balisongs, do u think this is a good cheap trainer to start with?
My Vornnex Trainer recently started squeaking from it's latch. Any ideas on how to fix it? Here's a link so in case you need a visual. https://www.amazon.com/VORNNEX-Practice-Butterfly-Stainless-Unsharpened/dp/B06XRCGCV8/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1547656038&amp;sr=8-4&amp;pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&amp;keywords=balisong&amp;dpPl=1&amp;dpID=41Xn9KkwVvL&amp;ref=plSrch
Though I hope to high hell that you never need these bits of information; keyes make an ideal improvised self defence weapon
There's also something to be said about a tightly rolled newspaper. A tip my uncle taught my sister and I from his misspent youth. When a newspaper (or magazine) is rolled up tightly. A strike to the throat or head will hurt enough to give you time to run. It won't hold up to prolonged use, but for a split second weapon, it'll do the job. It's an old football/soccer hooligan trick, because the police can't stop you from carrying a newspaper.
if all else fails, think like a Squirrel, and go for the nuts. While I have my legs clenched tightly whilst typing this. A knee to the groin, or if you're extra desperate, doing a reverse Donald Trump. Just grasp those bollocks, and twist, if the pain of his abused nuts isn't enough to deter him, the thought that you might do worse will be. EDIT: it works on all parts that dangle, if you grab at a womans breasts and give them a damn good twist, then she'll be just as eager to leave you alone.
EDIT:
Also consider buying something like this. They work best on pressure points, and that means that they are designed to hurt, but not to injure. Neck, shoulder, wrist, elbow, groin, or places like that. If used alongside a swift knee to the gonads, you have enough time to make an escape.
These are all last options though, You did the right thing by deassing the area as fast as you and your dog could go.
I took some courses about 7 years back from KRON
Unfortunately, my trainer passed away from cancer, so it's just me at this point.
The practice sword I have is this one.
Tomahawk-
http://www.amazon.com/SOG-Specialty-Knives-F01TN-CP-2-75-Inch/dp/B000PICTYC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1418925463&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=tomahawk
Spear-
http://www.amazon.com/United-Cutlery-UC2961-Survival-Sheath/dp/B00ATUX7UG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1418925513&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=spear
The first year of our relationship my girlfriend got me this, She got me the shield 2 years later :D
http://www.amazon.com/Master-Twilight-Princess-Fantasy-Dagger/dp/B0058EEF2M/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1417890470&amp;sr=8-4&amp;keywords=master+sword+replica
There is also a blue version here
http://www.amazon.com/Master-Zelda-Twilight-Princess-Fantasy/dp/B00C9Q8HTE/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1417890470&amp;sr=8-2&amp;keywords=master+sword+replica
Trust me you cant get better quality then this without going here
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Master-Sword-Zelda-Twilight-Princess-replica-cosplay-prop-/261235938828?
We use dot us these Training Swords in my medieval combat class!
They also make a Shield
This steampunk flavored Cryptex Flash Drive might be appreciated! Useful and stylish in a similar vein to this Steampunk Watch
As for board games, I recommend Shadow Hunters, Splendor, and Coup
For tabletop games, you could get him A Nice Set of Color Coded Diece
When it comes to video games, this Retro Arcade Console Desk Toy could be a great work passtime with 200 games! Alternatively if you have a fridge or a metal workspace, Magnetic Tetris! for idle hands
Hope any of these help haha
I made a mistake with the weight, it’s 9.6 ounces not 9.3 ounces. If you want to see for yourself here’s the link.
VORNNEX Practice Butterfly Knife with Sure Spring Latch, Full Stainless Steel Black Dragon Dull Balisong Trainer, Unsharpened Butterfly Knife Comb for CS GO Training(Silver) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XRCGCV8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_eZpWCb8T897KT
I really want the spear!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ATUX7UG/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_i_Q0i3Db9TGD4R1 ?
If you got 50 bucks and amazon prime you can get it! I bought the same one and my only issue was the gold bit at the top of the sheath coming out with the sword, but some super glue fixed that
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001I87WMC/ref=cm_sw_r_other_awd_A7UBwbCJN6311
For those interested you can buy a trainer (dull) Balisong/Butterfly knife from amazon for about 13$ I bought this one here https://www.amazon.com/Practice-Butterfly-Stainless-Balisong-Unsharpened/dp/B06XRCGCV8/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_200_tr_t_2?_encoding=UTF8&amp;psc=1&amp;refRID=JHV6GSWQK53GXVYZ0HDD and have been learning to use it while at my desk. Very fun but it certainly takes some patients and learning.
Found it. Based on one of the reviews it sounds like it has a rat tail tang. They had been swinging it around but I really don't suggest it as it could fail and hurt someone.
https://www.amazon.ca/Master-Zelda-Twilight-Princess-Fantasy/dp/B00C9Q8HTE
These are about the tiniest things on my wishlist!
Short but impossible:
Teeny tiny cheek twitch
I feel u dude. I’m flipping this . I’m looking to flip a triton clone or something. I don’t got much of a budget either.
Naw manZombie Gear Demon Bones Tri-Bladed Fantasy Hand Claw
They look like these:
http://www.amazon.com/United-Cutlery-Tomahawk-Throwing-3-Piece/dp/B0044U42LU
Well... most people don't have swords on their wishlists :P
Also, I look for a very interesting, intellectual, and intriguing story in a comic book. Also, dialogue is very important and good writing is imperative. If the dialogue writing sucks then the comic book sucks.
Link to item, pic looks like it is from a phone so display is different.
http://www.amazon.com/Ace-Martial-Arts-Supply-Handmade/dp/B002WGEE48
If you're still looking, this is the one I got for Christmas. I picked it out after spending some time looking for an inexpensive one. I'm pretty satisfied with it. Like the reviews state, the painting on the gem is more than a little sloppy. I will be doing a minor repaint on it but otherwise I'm very pleased with it. It's huge, heavy, and looks great (aside from the slightly sloppy painting). The enamel gold paint cost me $10, which still makes this very economical.
[Here's] ( http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0044U42LU/ref=aw_ls__4?colid=2IYKWTTC0BI9H&amp;amp;coliid=I2R9O1MS5PW5QO) my item. I want them because I have been meaning to learn how to throw knives and begin my ninja training.
Butts are super funny!
Sword:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001C02EZ6/ref=oh_details_o00_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&amp;psc=1
Shield:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001F76Y3Y/ref=oh_details_o00_s01_i00?ie=UTF8&amp;psc=1
It's a really good replica!
Idk bout usable but i found this replica that at least looks pretty real. Bought it as a gift for my brother and he loved it.
I got it from amazon, right here. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00C9Q8HTE/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&amp;psc=1
Eh, it's nothing special. Just a $50 katana off Amazon. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002WK6X2K/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&amp;psc=1
I bought it because it looks like an engaging exercise tool, weightlifting is getting boring and I don't see myself getting into tai chi or yoga.
I've only had it about a day and I already enjoy it so I may spend money down the road on a higher-end sword.
I bought this one: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001I87WMC/ref=oh_details_o04_s00_i00 and it's beautiful and is quite sturdy especially for your use. And only $40!
where have you been all my life, Chris?
so i've had my eye on this
That's really cool, but if it were me, I would've gotten this one instead.
$35 and everyone loves it.
I don't own it, but I've seen it in vidyas, and it's on my to-buy list. It's usually priced at $60.
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EDIT:
I just saw this Amazon comment:
>I first ordered this in early June and liked the sword so much, I ordered another just to have around in case I damaged the first one.
>The second one I recieved was completely different from the first: I don't even think it's from the same manufacturer. It's definitely not the sword shown in the picture and it's no where near as nice as the first is.
>I suspect the seller ran out of the original sword that everyone was giving positive reviews and decided to ride the gravy train by quietly switching to a different sword.
>EDIT: I've added an image of the two side-by-side to show some of the differences.
It might be wiser to pony up $60 to True Swords, which is a very reputable seller.
You should have gotten something that you would be able to kill Hipsters with...
When the time comes you will wish you had gotten this instead...
knock yourself out
but kinda leaning toward this
This is the best i can do right now
https://www.amazon.com/VORNNEX-Practice-Butterfly-Stainless-Unsharpened/dp/B06XRCGCV8/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=butterfly+knife&amp;qid=1564544732&amp;s=gateway&amp;sprefix=butter&amp;sr=8-3
you could easily just order one of these from amazon
http://www.amazon.com/United-Cutlery-UC2961-Survival-Sheath/dp/B00ATUX7UG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1413233550&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=spear
Hello roommate. I don't really have a question, more of a suggestion. Get one of these bad boys on Amazon for $16. Free shipping with Amazon prime. It's a ninja sword but in the length of a machete. I feel as if this would be perfect for you. Also comes with a neat leather sheath that you can wear on your back. It is one of my favorite killing instruments.
Are you sure he didn't buy that on Amazon?