Best meat & seafood according to redditors
We found 250 Reddit comments discussing the best meat & seafood. We ranked the 155 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
We found 250 Reddit comments discussing the best meat & seafood. We ranked the 155 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
Some review sections on amazon are pure comedy gold, check this out for example: https://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/product-reviews/B00012182G/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_paging_btm_2?pageNumber=2
I thought this was chicken and I was like...who buys chicken on Amazon? Then I remembered this really expensive dried ham I saw on there once and then obsessed over it for weeks. (I think it was dried? It came with a holder thing that you could put on your counter! I dont eat meat so this might actually be more normal than I know-
but I've never seen anything like it!
Ok I looked it up again. It's ham.and you can buy all these accessories for it!
5J Jamon Iberico de Bellota, Whole Bone-in Ham - 14 to 18 lbs https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00D3P7E4O/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_Px.LDbFCNBYFE
Ham Stand Spain + Knife + Sharpening Steel + Ham Cover + Kitchen Cloth + Tongs - The Original Ham Holder for Spanish Hams and Italian Prosciutto https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LYZDREB/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_Ky.LDbPZNWN7G
Just last month I bought another case(my second) of Bumble Bee solid white albacore. Price has gone up quite a bit, but I got it for around $24(~$1/can - cheapest local is $1.50). It was from Amazon itself, not a third party seller. Also (impulsively) bought a case of V8 cans(24x 11.5oz) for like $8, but that stuff has so damn much sodium I don't even want to drink it.
The 100% best solution is to have a propane burner along with a High Pressure Hose so that you can use normal propane tanks that you'd get for your grill. Then keep maybe 3 of those full and ready to go and that will maintain your ability to use your stocks for a good while. (Note: I didn't dig too deep into direct compatibility of those two items. I just listed them as an example so you could see what I was talking about.)
Barring that... it's a question of shelf life vs cost. Obviously MRE's would be one of the better options, but they're pricey and it's best to store them in cool environments which may not be doable for everyone. Mainstay 2400 Bars are available at Walmart for $5 apiece and are fantastic for BOB's due to their hardiness, but surviving on those for any length of time would probably be miserable.
Dropping into normal foods... yeah, a well stocked and rotated pantry is the way to go.
Colatura di Alici is the closest thing to Garum.
I found these beauties for $9.99 on AmazonFresh and had to experiment. Here are the ingredients I used, shown in the order that they were prepared:
 
 
Procedure
 
[Request] As I plan on experimenting more with these, what are your favorite gourmet burger ingredient combinations? I want to try cheese on my next go-around.
 
Here are some more photos.
 
Net Carbs 3g (1g if you omit asparagus) | Fat 44g | Protein 65g | Cal 711
I hike about 300 miles a season.
My standard dinner since going keto: freeze dried eggs, some fully cooked shelf stable bacon, some hard cheese, and some low carb tortillas or wraps (even though they tend to be heavy). Throw in some olive oil or mayo and you have a ton of calories for not a lot of weight. Breakfast and lunch are usually just coffee with some coconut oil, low carb bars, a moderate amount of almonds, summer sausage, or cheese sticks.
Freeze dried meats are good as well, but they can be expensive. The foil packs of chicken and tuna will work, but they don't have a great calorie-to-weight ratio.
I would be careful going overboard with the nuts. Overdoing it on nuts can give you the trots, and that's no fun while hiking.
Meat/Protein/Milk:
[Chicken of the Sea Chunk Light Tuna in Water, 3-Ounce Easy Open Cans (Pack of 24)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0012271RA/)
[Starkist Chunk Light Tuna in Water, 5 Ounce (Pack of 10)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001IH8ERA)
[Kirkland Signature chicken breast, packed in water, premium chunk, 6 12.5-ounce cans]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004YPJKBC/)
[Hormel Black Label Fully Cooked Bacon - 72 ct]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F54QG1S)
[Nestle Carnation Instant Nonfat Dry Milk, 25.6-Ounce]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004VITI0K)
Crackers/Snacks:
[Nabisco Original Premium Saltine Crackers Topped with Sea Salt, 3 Pound]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004WN7DNS/)
[Pepperidge Farm Baked Goldfish Crackers - 66oz (4.1 lbs)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001CBCJGE)
[Nabisco Honey Maid Graham Crackers 4-14.4oz Boxes]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001G4LRDI/)
[Snyders Mini Pretzels Tub, 40 Ounce]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005MZQM6O/)
[Stauffer's Original Animal Crackers - 4lb 14oz tub]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001NC8HS6/)
Pasta/Sauce:
[Kraft Blue Box Macaroni & Cheese, 7.25-Ounce Boxes]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0019RLJV2/)
[Barilla Meat Sauce Gemelli Italian Entree, 9 Ounce Microwavable Bowls (Pack of 6)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00B2JRNBM)
[Campbell's SpaghettiOs plus Calcium, 15 Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004GH8IJ8)
[Chef Boyardee Big Beef Ravioli, Overstuffed, 15-Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003XUJ3RK/)
[Chef Boyardee Mini Ravioli, 15-Ounce Units (Pack of 24)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001BCVDXO)
[Chef Boyardee Jumbo Spaghetti and Meatballs, 14.5-Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003XUJ47O/)
[Campbell's Raviolios, 15 Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004GH6X86/)
[Barilla Pasta Sauce Variety Pack, 24 Ounce Jars, 4 Count]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FQGP20Q/)
[Ragu America's Favorite Pasta Sauce Traditional Old World Style Sause 2 Pound 13 Ounce Value Jars (Pack of 3)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003CU5UXC)
[Barilla Spaghetti Pasta, 32 Ounce Boxes (Pack of 6)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00338DSQ4/)
Soup/Chili:
[Campbell's Chunky Classic Chicken Noodle Soup, 15.25 Ounce Microwavable Bowls (Pack of 8)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000V6L2FK/)
-This product has a drop down that has all the other campbell soups in bulk too, just make sure it still says Prime after you've selected.
[Campbell's Chunky Healthy Request Sirloin Burger with Country Vegetables Soup, 18.8 Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0029TJTQG/)
[Campbell's Chunky Creamy Chicken & Dumplings Soup, 18.8 Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0014EW4L4)
[Campbell's Homestyle Healthy Request Mexican-Style Chicken Tortilla Soup, 18.6 Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0014EOVI8/)
[Campbell's Chunky Roadhouse Beef & Bean Chili, 19 Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0014EW4N2)
[Maruchan Ramen Noodle Soup, Chicken Flavor, 3 oz, 36 Packs]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001CUGD9Y)
Bread/Tortillas/Stuffing:
[Stove Top Stuffing - (6) 8 oz. pouches]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004BL6ZJ4)
[Bisquick All Purpose Mix, 80 Ounce]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0028B9ZGE)
[Mestemacher Bread Whole Rye, 17.6-Ounce (Pack of 6)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00472672C/)
[Mestemacher Bread Three Grain, 17.6-Ounce (Pack of 6)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00471YHU2/)
[Jiffy, Corn Muffin Mix, 8.5oz Box (Pack of 6)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006NN0J9A)
[Ortega Flour Tortillas, 14.3 Ounce (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009GGVQFC)
[Ortega Tortillas, Whole Wheat, 16 Ounce (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F9TDJEQ)
Fruit/Veg/Beans:
[Idahoan Mashed Potatoes, Four Cheese, 1.5 Ounce (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00D3J98D0)
[Sun Maid Natural California Raisins, 32-Ounce (Pack of 4)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004UKJS68)
[Libby's Organic Cut Green Beans, 14.5-Ounces Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0040PUGZ0)
[Libby's Organic Sweet Peas, 15-Ounces Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0040Q0TPQ)
[Libby's Organic Whole Kernel Sweet Corn, 15-Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0040PWYVO/)
[Libby's Fruit Mix -chunky In Pear juices Concentrate, 15-Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0040PYG9W/)
[Libby's Organic Dark Red Kidney Beans, 15-Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0040Q0JWO/)
[Libby's Organic Pinto Beans, 15-Ounces Cans (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0040PYXXG/)
[Sylvia's Collard Greens, 14.5 Ounce Packages (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002TXF62S/)
[B&G Foods Ortega Black Beans, 15-Ounce (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005D6E336/)
[Old El Paso Refried Beans, Fat Free, 16-Ounce (Pack of 12)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00374W630)
Rice:
[Nishiki Premium Rice, Medium Grain, 15-Pound Bag]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004NRLAVY/)
[Botan Musenmai Calrose Rice, 5-Pound Bags (Pack of 4)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001SAQDT8/)
[Dynasty Jasmine Rice, 20-Pound]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004NRG77Q/)
Breakfast:
[Carnation Breakfast Essentials, Rich Milk Chocolate Powder, 10-Count Envelopes (Pack of 6)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0037YXQMA)
[Quaker Instant Grits Flavor Variety 50 Pack Variety Value Box]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0027INRDA)
[Golden Grill Russet Hashbrown Potatoes(48 servings)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00470NIOO)
[Quaker Instant Oatmeal Packets Variety Pack, 52-Count]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000O9WEY2/)
[Pop-Tarts Toaster Pastries, Frosted Strawberry, 36-Count Box]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003ZXCA2U/)
[Kellogg's Pop-tarts Frosted Toaster Pastries, 24-Strawberries & 24-Brown Sugar Cinnamon-, 86 Ounce]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008QP5LIC/)
[Rice Krispies Toasted Rice Cereal, 18-Ounce Boxes (Pack of 4)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001E6GL66/)
[Quaker Chewy Granola Bar, Variety Pack, 8-Count (Pack of 6)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005ER1AEE)
[Nature Valley Crunchy Granola Bars Oats 'N Honey, 96-Count]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000LTM29M)
[Nutri-Grain-Kellogg's Cereal Bars Variety Pack, 48-Count]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000LTIDR2)
PB&J:
[Peter Pan Creamy Peanut Butter, 40-Ounce Jars (Pack of 3)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00295IGHS)
[Jif Creamy Peanut Butter, 48 Ounce, 2 count]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0094IN7UE)
[Planters Peanut Butter Crunchy, 28 Ounce (Pack of 4)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004R8L712)
[Planters Natural Creamy Peanut Butter, 26.5 Ounce (Pack of 4)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005DDC3JK)
[Nutella Chocolate Hazelnut Spread 35.3oz Jar]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008IGB0QQ)
[Welch's Concord Grape Jelly 2 ~ 32oz Jars]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004TKZ7A0)
Other Stuff:
[Hormel Compleats Meals - VARIETY FLAVORS (6 - 10 Ounce Microwavable Bowls) - Beef Stew, Meatloaf, Roast Beef, Spaghetti, Chicken Alfredo, Turkey & Dressing]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00D5WZUFA)
[Heinz Ketchup, Relish and Mustard Picnic Pack, 3 Bottles]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003XLOOCS)
[Heinz Tomato Ketchup Jug, 114 Ounce]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00112AM2C)
[McCormick Taco Seasoning Mix, 24-Ounce Unit]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003OJ0MU2)
[Tone's Spices Taco Seasoning Traditional Blend for Mexican Dishes - Net Weight 23 oz]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000P00HXA)
Addon items (Free shipping with Prime for orders over $25!)
[Cheerios Cereal, 21 Ounce (Pack of 2)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00L1KPV7U/)
[Honey Nut Cheerios Cereal, 21.6 Ounce (Pack of 2)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KYW1K26)
[Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal, 23.6 Ounce (Pack of 2)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KYW24WQ)
[Raisin Bran Crunch Cereal, 18.2 -Ounce Boxes (Pack of 3)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006W5WAL4)
[Planters Peanuts, Dry Roasted, Lightly Salted (Bonus Pack), 20-Ounce Packages (Pack of 2)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JD8Y2HC)
[Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise, 30oz]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000LQTTVY)
[Kraft Mayonnaise, 30-Ounce Jars (Pack of 2)]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B003VMW0KC/)
[French's Classic Yellow Squeeze Bottle Mustard 14 oz]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00061EOP0/)
[Heinz Tomato Ketchup, 38 Ounce Bottle]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009GFW8C8)
[Planters Creamy Peanut Butter Jar, Natural, 15 Ounce]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005DDC3JK)
[Domino Premium Pure Cane Granulated Sugar 4lb Bag]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004LAZ8SO)
[Pillsbury Best All Purpose Flour, 5 Pound]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005EOTMA6)
[Morton Iodized Salt 26oz]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0019N87XE)
[Church & Dwight #01110 16oz Arm & Hammer Baking Soda]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001B2W09A)
[Morton's Salt, Mccormick Pepper Pack, 5.25-ounce Shakers]
(http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0005YMEFK)
My favorite thing on Amazon is the St. Dalfour ready-to-eat meals. The salmon variety is my favorite... makes a lunch by itself or I can toss it over rice for dinner. I also buy ramen (bought a pack of 24 for $5, though I can't find it anymore), granola (cheaper in bulk online), and sardines.
Amazon is great for things you can't really find in bulk or foreign foods. I buy soba noodles and miso paste but the shipping is usually pretty bad (I think they have to overnight miso).
Slow Cooker Soy Chorizo Chili
See full recipe with additional stovetop instructions at https://veggiechick.com/soy-chorizo-chili/
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Optional Toppings:
INSTRUCTIONS
NOTES
Keeping your pack light is what's going to be the issue. Here's a few items that I've starting hiking / camping with since kicking off keto:
I'm in Bagram right now trying to follow a somewhat paleo diet. I dont know where you're stationed but here are some of the things I like.
Breakfast - Whole eggs. Don't get the premixed shit because it has some kind of filler in it. Occasionally we get some high quality eggs here that are bright orange and taste great. Bacon is pretty much the only other choice. It's the shittiest quality bacon ever, but beggars can't be choosers.
All other chows - The hamburgers have soy filler. Every sauce that comes on meat has gluten. Get whatever is not breaded and scrape the sauce/gravy off. Get some salad with every meal. Get some hot vegetables.
Ordering shit - All that premade paleo shit is stupid expensive and not worth it. You are going to want a small stash of food for those IBA required days that you won't want to go to chow. I buy these sardines from Amazon http://www.amazon.com/Wild-Planet-Sardines-Virgin-4-375-Ounce/dp/B004VDH4KQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1348414298&sr=8-1&keywords=wild+sardines They are expensive but they are good. The other option is nuts.com. They have all kinds of delicious options like raw walnuts and unsweetened coconut chips. They also offer freeze dried vegetables that are expensive but hey, its shelf stable vegetables.
If you have your husband ship stuff, be mindful that the box WILL get fucked up and it WILL be exposed to long bouts of 100+ degree heat even in winter.
I think I found it. Fresh Whole Rabbit from Cloverdale. Looks a little like one of the fetal pigs my class dissected back in highschool. Solid addition to the pcmasterrace master diet.
Certainly! Here's what I have so far:
Bleach:
Body wash:
Old Spice High Endurance Pure Sport Scent Men's Body Wash 18 Fl Oz
6 pack
$23.34 every 6 months
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000GR9OIQ/
@ Weis we’re spending $4.49 per bottle, so $26.94 every 6 months
We will save $3.60 every 6 months with Amazon S&S
a savings of $7.20 / year
Canned tuna:
Bumble Bee Solid White Albacore in water, 5 Ounce Tins
24 pack
$33.29 every 3 months
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002XPPAA0/
@ Weis we’re spending $1.99 per can, so $47.76 every 3 months
We will save 14.47 every 3 months with Amazon S&S
a savings of $57.88 / year
Cat food:
Hill's Science Diet Adult Tender Tuna Dinner Chunks and Gravy Cat Food Can, 5.5oz
24 pack, 3x @ $20.51
$61.53 every month
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006WOC8SU/
@ Petco we’re spending $1.17 per can, so $84.24 every month
We will save $22.71 every month with Amazon S&S
a savings of $272.52 / year
Coffee creamer:
International Delight Amaretto Liquid Creamer
288-Count Single-Serve Packages
$14.55 every 3 months
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00284TNL8
@ Weis we’re spending $2.29 per bottle, so $27.48 every 3 months
We will save $12.93 every 3 months with Amazon S&S
a savings of $51.72 / year
Deodorant:
Old Spice High Endurance Pure Sport Scent Men's Deodorant
2 pack
$4.65 every 4 months
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008CC3NHK
@ Weis we’re spending $4.49 per stick, so $8.98 every 4 months
We will save $4.33 every 4 months with Amazon S&S
a savings of $12.99 / year
Dish soap:
Dishwasher detergent:
Fabric softener:
Laundry detergent:
Tide Laundry Detergent, 50 Ounce
2 pack
$11.97 every 2 months
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005UX2KU0/
@ Weis we’re spending $16.49 per bottle, so $32.98 every 2 months
We will save $21.01 every 2 months with Amazon S&S
a savings of $126.06 / year
Paper towels:
Sparkle Paper Towels Giant Rolls Pick A Size, White
8 count
$7.57 every 2 months
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BLZ1ZV6/
@ Weis we’re spending $11.99 per package, so $11.99 every 2 months
We will save $4.42 every 2 months with Amazon S&S
a savings of $26.52 / year
Razor blade cartridges:
Gillette Fusion Manual Cartridges
12 count
$34.71 every 4 months
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004B8AZH0/
@ Weis we’re spending $3.44 per unit, so $41.28 every 4 months
We will save $6.57 every 4 months with Amazon S&S
a savings of $19.71 / year
Tissues:
Toilet paper:
Umm....does gross count?! Yuckies. Jetsons ! Thanks for the contest !!!! Xoxoxo
Canned Cod Liver, like this one:
https://www.amazon.com/King-Oscar-Liver-6-67-Ounces-Tins/dp/B002147OIO
Omega 3 and liver all in one can!
I have Prime and would be happy to buy what you need so you get free shipping without the $35 minimum, should the gift card not be enough. It's 2 day shipping. Just direct message me and we'll sort it out. Here are some options right around $12:
http://www.amazon.com/Bobs-Red-Mill-Cereal-Muesli/dp/B000EDDSES/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1407460188&sr=8-1&keywords=bob%27s+red+mill
http://www.amazon.com/Bumble-Bee-Chunk-2-5-Ounce-Pouches/dp/B00374WK4U/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1407460277&sr=8-3&keywords=tuna
http://www.amazon.com/Keebler-Sandwich-Crackers-Variety-Pack/dp/B0044CJDTO/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1407460315&sr=8-4&keywords=crackers
You start to get some (imho) better deals around $15 or $20, for things like steel cut oats, peanut butter, etc., if you keep on mturking. I mturk too.
Otherwise, you can set up mturk to deposit in the bank but it does take a few days -- start it now, even if you don't need it. That way it's set up for next time (verified).
If you need more assistance, this subreddit is for people posting Amazon (or Walmart, etc.) wish lists. People can then buy things for you directly from your wishlist. You may be able to get a good amount more food than asking for pizza this way - dollars on staples go faster than pizza, and we have a number of active gifters here -- stock up on PB, tuna, boxes of pasta and sauce, canned fruit, protein bars/shake mix, crackers, whatever. If it doesn't spoil, you can probably get it or something like it on Amazon. There are good deals on Amazon and many people in this subreddit are Prime subscribers, so try to add Prime-eligible items. Don't forget a few small "addon" items -- if we reach a minimum order, we can add small items for free shipping too, and there's a lot of food items in this category, as well as needs like toothpaste and other toiletries, paper goods, etc.
I used to be a hiring manager, so if you want anyone to read your resume, let me know. Happy to help. Job searching is brutal and any edge helps.
Good luck out there!
It looks like the $595 one (I used dollars on the second website you provided) is only available for European shipping. The $1290 one is specifically tailored to the US market because the hoof is removed in accordance with USDA requirements. Other than that it's the exact same ham. I did find the same US market version on Amazon for $930. So I guess it is still $335 cheaper in Europe, but you wouldn't be able to bring the ham back to the US because of the intact hoof. Anywhere outside the US you'll find the hoof intact because it's something a consumer wants to see to let him/her know it's a proper black-hoofed pig.
https://www.amazon.com/Rendered-Duck-Fat-1-gallon/dp/B002GC3EJY
I highly recommend duck fat instead.
Or make your own ghee
Even William Gibson didn't write about us being able to buy freshly slaughtered animals over the web:
http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G
1 Gallon Tuscan Whole Milk - might have the singularly best Amazon review I've ever read, though there is much more content in the Haribo bears reviews
Fresh Whole Rabbit
50 Gallons of Lube
https://www.amazon.com/Grade-Japanese-Wagyu-Filet-Mignon/dp/B01E36M00E/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1495615154&sr=8-3&keywords=kobe%2Bbeef&th=1
A lot. This is cheaper than the real Japanese stuff too, so its a steal at 200 dollars a pound. In a good restaurant a small steak can go for hundreds.
Amazon sells everything
You sure can.
And for dessert.
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When I finally had my laughing fit, it was Cloverdale fresh, whole rabbit and the comments on Amazon.
That was my first thought too, it's for 3lbs of rabbit.
Then I got distracted by the customer images
Oh god. Okay. I feel like I've been preparing for this post my whole life (or at least since I found these awesome things on amazon):
Make sure you read the comments on these amazing, once in a lifetime products!!!
edit: Aww shoot, I just saw you meant for realz. I got nothing, sorry. But still, you'll have a good laugh!
Fresh whole rabbit.
I am not sure on its availability in the UK however maybe something like this will work for you. It is shelf stable until you open it.
Have you priced solid white albacore lately? Twas over $1 a can, which comes out to ~ $4/lb. That's damn near chicken breasteses. Source
Here's my personal favorite (but there are tons of these out there)
Macadamia nuts.
They sell tuna in pouches at room temp.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003SBTV7Q/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1503802865&sr=8-1&keywords=tuna+pouch+oil
Many things on amazon get joke reviews, Its all in good fun.
Check out this page:
http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/product-reviews/B00012182G
I can make a video of it if you like but basically you take garlic cloves(about 4 per half cup of Sesame Oil), 1/2 cup sesame oil, and 1/2 cup of Red Korean Spice. You heat the sesame oil up and boil the garlic in it until lightly browned. Place the red chili powder in a heat safe bowl and pour the garlic sesame oil over the top of the powder and let sit for 10 to 20 minutes. If you want a little more flavor you can add dried scallops(Crush them first) and dried small shrimp(Chopped) into the powder before you pour in the oil. I also recommend mixing this with Ponzu Sauce(Japanese Citrus Soy) as it makes a great combo. Let me know if you have any questions or would like to see a video of how to do it.
http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/ref=pd_sbs_indust_5
this scared me.
I mean, if you want to go small time, I guess that's good.
Of course, you really want to go with something more like this
:D
Ahh! This is perfect for me, I looked through all of Amazon for something like this this past semester. I can give you a ton of advice on food from your local stores/cheap and healthy options if that's what you're looking for as well (i'm a huge nutrition/health/fitness nut), but as for Amazon -- St. Dalfour's French Gourmet Salmon! But it's not just salmon, it also comes with veggies. :D There's a bunch in the line you may be interested in, but the salmon and the three bean are the best :)
Nutritional facts.
I relate SO MUCH. I am still in school as well (graduating next year), but I am an online student and I work full time. So when I'm not stressing about finding a job after I graduate, I am stressing about work or grades. I always get told that I act like a middle aged woman, though being married and working a desk job adds to that image.
I haven't bought much food on amazon, usually when i just cant find it anywhere else. I suggest This, or This
My goto dualsport meals are St. Dalfour's Wild Pink Salmon with Vegetables and Bumblee Lunch on the Run Tuna Salad. Definitely not enough to 2 weeks but I highly recommend both as easy trail lunches.
http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Casings-Homemade-Bratwurst-Kielbasa/dp/B008G6RPZI/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1458183434&sr=8-3&keywords=hog+casing
These are the ones I get off Amazon. Says enough for 25 lbs per package.
It's really good. My girlfriend was born/raised in Mexico and she loves it (and she's extremely picky about "Mexican" food up here in the US).
I think this brand is the best, it's a normal chorizo brand (makes pork and beef chorizo) that also happens to make a soy one, so it's spiced traditionally. In my experience it's the only soy chorizo that Mexican markets actually carry. The texture is on point, we make lots of stuff out of it.
Trader Joes has one but it isn't spiced traditionally, it almost tastes a bit like curry powder.
There totally is pre-cooked bacon at the grocery store.
Check it out my friendhttp://www.amazon.com/Hormel%C2%AE-Black-Label-Fully-Cooked/dp/B00F54QG1S
Guilty pleasure snack growing up was a couple of these just cold out of the fridge.
I got this one:
Cod Liver In Own Oil
I wanted to add some more great finds thanks to a list I saw by /u/vtsumc1993:
16) Hormel Cooked Bacon - $22 for (72) pieces
Less than $4/pack for the equivalency of 6 packs of cooked bacon is really quite good - great find!
17) V8 juice - get your veggies! $26 for (48) cans
Get your veggies for just over 50c/can!
18) ~~Tropicana Orange Juice - $30 for 24 bottles
Not too bad, around $1.25/bottle is less than you'd pay in a cooling case by a check-out register.~~Deal is gone, now charging shipping (though price has been reduced). No longer on Prime.
19) Wheat Thins - $13 for (6) boxes
Around a couple bucks for each box is a really good deal - in my stores they're $2.50 and up.
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And also a special shout-out to /u/fwogzilla for making me aware of this amazing deal on hash browns!
20) Golden Grill Hashbrowns - $14 for 48 servings
Also:
Golden Grill Hashbrowns - $14 for 50 servings
These get rave reviews from Redditors, so they are definitely worth a look!
mouth watering http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-media/product-gallery/B00012182G/ref=cm_ciu_pdp_images_0?ie=UTF8&index=0
I got you, mate.
http://www.amazon.com/Hormel%C2%AE-Black-Label-Fully-Cooked/dp/B00F54QG1S/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1458612981&sr=8-1&keywords=cooked+bacon
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Fresh Whole Rabbit
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Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz
Uranium Ore
I used to travel for business a lot and often found myself in conference rooms where lunch is brought in for a day long meeting (or some other lunch situation I would not be able to predict). My trick was to always carry one or two of those pouches of salmon or tuna and a plastic fork in my bag as an easy solution to not having a keto friendly option available. You can also carry small packets of mayo.
Also, don't be afraid to ask for the food stall to make you something without rice, you may be surprised how many people are willing to help you and be very friendly toward your request. Just say "hey I'm doing a low carb diet, can I get that with veggies instead of rice?", or "Do you have any low carb options?". The worst they can say is no, but you need to be bold and fearless, it's your health and future we are talking about. Otherwise you may end up like me; much older, much heavier, and wishing I had made better choices as a youth.
Went to read the reviews when suddenly....
OH MY!
I have been buying my casing from amazon for polish kielbasa.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008G6RPZI/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o07_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
You make bunny cry.
Amazon also has 6 for $15.88 (without subscribing) which isn't all that much more than $2.50 each, and if you have Amazon Prime the shipping is free.
WHY IS THIS IMAGE PART OF THAT PRODUCT!?!? Gaaah, rabbits are my second favorite animal. ;_;
I was expecting it to be at least a little off-putting in some way, like a flavor, texture, or visual appearance that would be more of an acquired taste. I'm not the most adventurous eater, though I've definitely had various types of liver pate, and I found it very appetizing and ended up finishing my first can in one sitting (although with some oil left in the bottom). This is the particular kind I tried: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002147OIO
Hi, I'd recommend watching Frank Tufano's videos on nutrition to anyone doing this diet. There's a lot to learn and understand. You will feel great though and it will change your relationship with food entirely.
Since you're into weightlifting and fitness, it's also very important to both 1. Eat enough fat and 2. Eat enough meat in general. Depending on your size, 2-3lbs of meat per day at 80%/20% fat to protein ratio in calories. You'll be hungry and tired otherwise.
Bicarbs deleted the comment, but /u/bicarbonates obviously THIS
Here is the mobile version of your link
Check out the user picture's for the "Fresh whole rabbit"
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Pistachios.
Also, for some good omega-3s (and because I love salmon), ready to eat gourmet pink salmon
If you go to the tuna fish aisle at the store, you'll see mylar packets of pre-cooked chicken that are popular as a backpacking meal ingredient.
Edit:
Like these: http://www.amazon.com/Tyson-Chicken-Breast-7-Ounce-Pouches/dp/B003NRMHFI
You can find them on Amazon
http://www.amazon.com/King-Oscar-Liver-6-67-Ounces-Tins/dp/B002147OIO
[I gotcha bro!] (http://www.amazon.com/Seamazz-Skinless-Boneless-Fillet-Ounce/dp/B00N383XCI/ref=sr_1_2_s_it?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1456847567&sr=1-2&keywords=swai)
eh appunto: sapete dirmi qualcuna di queste marche? perchè sennò mi becco roba fatta a porto marghera con la sfiga che ho...
questa mi sembrava interessante, anche questa e questa e per finire questa ma sembra eccessivamente costosa
sono buone marche?
Absolutely. I buy a smaller container. $8 a pound. I store it in the freezer, and it takes me a couple of months to use it all.
Great, I got confused as to why it was so expensive, searched "Tuscan Whole Milk" on Amazon and then saw this as one of the 2 results
We could use food, such as this Add-On sausage. The almonds on my Add-Ons wishlist are even cheaper. (There are also cheaper and higher priority items on my Prime Pantry wishlist, if you have free shipping credits).
Here's an easy, tasty, healthy, fast recipe.
Thai Red Curry Chicken
Ingredients
Method
BAM! Delicious Thai red curry chicken ready. Serve over a warm bed of rice.
http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/ref=pd_sbs_misc?ie=UTF8&qid=1210003669&sr=8-1
Fresh Whole Rabbit
DIRTY THIRTY
Definitely gotta be these. I just love them as snacks and to put into soups
https://www.amazon.com/Hormel%C2%AE-Black-Label-Fully-Cooked/dp/B00F54QG1S?th=1
The reviews were of course golden, but what really got me was that this book was tagged as fap fap fap; note that the fourth item of the "fap fap fap" tagging is a fresh whole rabbit.
Easiest way: http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fresh-Whole-Rabbit/dp/B00012182G/ref=cm_cr-mr-title
Takei reviewed it rather nicely.
This is probably one of my favourites.
Just have a read through of the comments xD
Also:
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And here's my favourite (vaguely) NSFW one.
Not entering btw, don't have a Playstation.
How about this review for Fresh Whole Rabbit at Amazon?
"Like many suburban homeowners, I like to kill and eat the wild animals that populate my backyard. To keep it sporting, I hunt naked, with my teeth and long sharpened fingernails as my only weapons. I've feasted on squirrel, raccoon, vole and numerous songbirds. But no matter how long I lay spread eagle and motionless in the hot noonday sun, I have never been able to outwit and catch any of the plump and juicy rabbits that hop just outside my reach and then bolt for the woods when I leap forward with a blood-curdling shriek. I have chased them at a dead run through the yards of the many unoccupied homes that surround mine but the pursuit always ends in frustration. But no more, thanks to Amazon. Every week, I order a fresh whole rabbit and affix it to a remote control car that is operated by one of my children. This way, I get the thrill of the hunt, and when the car's batteries are exhausted, I can leap upon it, bury my teeth into the rabbit's soft flesh and perform my ritual victory dance right there in the Walgreen's parking lot."
This goes through the mail quite well. If he gets that in the mail, he will be the king of his shop for a few days.
The Qataris working in customs are really lazy, or they don't give a shit. It's a cultural thing. As long as there are no red flags on the customs form, they're not going to go digging. I've had tobacco sent through the mail to me at the Deid with no problems. Not on the customs form? Then it's not there. Just put something like "beef jerky" instead of "bacon," and it'll be fine.
btw, send him a few logs of dip. Again, don't claim it on the customs form. Even if he doesn't use it, he can trade that for just about anything he could imagine. I've seen two logs of Copenhagen get traded for a tv.
https://www.amazon.com/Hamilton-Meats-Lean-Ground-Beef/dp/B00AR0ZNBY/ref=sr_1_2_s_f_it?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1499230025&sr=1-2&ppw=fresh&keywords=hamburger
https://www.amazon.com/Harmony-Valley-Vegetarian-Hamburger-5-7-Ounce/dp/B00474H936/ref=sr_1_1_s_it?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1499230055&sr=1-1&keywords=veggie+hamburger
:thinking:
The veggie burger is $13.92 a pound($0.87 an ounce) and the 1lb of hamburger is $4.19
Even the higher end burgers on amazon are only $10 a lb.
https://www.amazon.com/Wagyu-Single-Cow-Burger-Patties/dp/B01GKJG55I/ref=sr_1_6_s_f_it?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1499230025&sr=1-6&ppw=fresh&keywords=hamburger