Best milks & creams according to redditors
We found 276 Reddit comments discussing the best milks & creams. We ranked the 43 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
We found 276 Reddit comments discussing the best milks & creams. We ranked the 43 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
Nope: Only This, Nothing More!
Ordered XL but needed a Small, they delivered an XL!
Edit: this reminds me of the gallon of milk on Amazon with the funny reviews https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0
Then you must read the reviews for Tuscan Whole milk of legend.
https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=pd_sim_sbs_b_3?ie=UTF8&refRID=1PMNEKN6B10EA9P6Q5D3
Reminds me of the infamous reviews of Tuscan milk from Amazon. So funny the NY Times wrote an article about the reviews.
The top review on this gallon of milk remains my favorite. I hope that reviewer got class credit for it.
I guess its akin to Tuscan Whole Milk?
>is turning
It has been for 10+ years. You've had Tuscan Whole Milk, right?
https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0
Remember the crypto craze?? AMD remembers.
Seriously, though, 3rd party vendors do this in every Amazon sub-category. You can buy a gallon of Tuscan Dairy Vitamin D Whole milk for $74.00 if you want to. Eventually, it will be revealed that this is how drug cartels are laundering money. Until then, enjoy the lols.
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0
Just link to the fucking page.
I like these, also check out the vendor list
Amazon isn't going to do anything about it. Look at the reviews for jugs of milk that they leave up. Those are just silly and nonsexual, but clearly whoever is in charge of moderating the reviews has a pillow and blanket under their desk.
For those not familiar with tuscan milk , read the reviews:
https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0
I dunno if they're real reviews though. I don't know where all the people come from, but there's some sort of Amazon Funny Reviews Brigade that posts a lot of comments on a lot of obscure and absurd items (for example the banana slicer, "For Her" pens, and Tuscan Whole Milk)
milk!
Every time I see things written out like that, all I can think about are the reviews on this page: http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0
What? You don't?
It's just a local dary, like Tuscan. They supply a lot to schools and food service industries.
I love amazon for those reviews. The tuscan milk and three wolf t-shirt are great ones too.
Milk
tshirt
I'm sorry but if you've purchased something from a business you should contact them about it, not post it on dogecoin dragging everyone else into your drama.
Should we start ragging on Amazon on here too while we're at it? I fucking purchased Tuscan whole milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz and it was not what I expected. Mine came used and had formed cheese curds at the bottom, which, while it's perfect for poutine, I didn't ask for. Now I have cheese curds and no french fries. Thanks obama.
Edit: The number of people who seriously thought I bought milk makes this all the more hilarious.
The first two reviews of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz on amazon. This is my favorite thing on the whole internet.
Milk - just check out the reviews, you know it's good shit.
A lot of it is one company: Dean Foods, and they own Tuscan
The reviews are amazing
The best review I've read was for Tuscan Whole Milk:
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1333500581&sr=8-5
Good review, but not as good as those madmen over at Tuscan Whole Milk
Bought one. Worked great till I spilled my Tuscan Milk all over it while reading How To Avoid Huge Ships. Luckily I had bought some Uranium Ore at the same time. Sprinkled a little over the cable, and it works perfect now.
This milk, available from Amazon was the primary focus of a new net meme, spurred by a YTMND piece this time last year, reports a WP article.
Good, but when it comes to reviews, there is no beating Tuscan Whole Milk.
Tuscan Whole Milk, at up to $250 per gallon. Read the reviews too.
As time of this post, a gallon of milk was going for $45 on Amazon. Hope you like your cereal dry. :)
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_dp_qt_see_all_top?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=byRankDescending
Certainly! Here's what I have so far:
Bleach:
Body wash:
Old Spice High Endurance Pure Sport Scent Men's Body Wash 18 Fl Oz
6 pack
$23.34 every 6 months
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000GR9OIQ/
@ Weis we’re spending $4.49 per bottle, so $26.94 every 6 months
We will save $3.60 every 6 months with Amazon S&S
a savings of $7.20 / year
Canned tuna:
Bumble Bee Solid White Albacore in water, 5 Ounce Tins
24 pack
$33.29 every 3 months
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002XPPAA0/
@ Weis we’re spending $1.99 per can, so $47.76 every 3 months
We will save 14.47 every 3 months with Amazon S&S
a savings of $57.88 / year
Cat food:
Hill's Science Diet Adult Tender Tuna Dinner Chunks and Gravy Cat Food Can, 5.5oz
24 pack, 3x @ $20.51
$61.53 every month
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006WOC8SU/
@ Petco we’re spending $1.17 per can, so $84.24 every month
We will save $22.71 every month with Amazon S&S
a savings of $272.52 / year
Coffee creamer:
International Delight Amaretto Liquid Creamer
288-Count Single-Serve Packages
$14.55 every 3 months
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00284TNL8
@ Weis we’re spending $2.29 per bottle, so $27.48 every 3 months
We will save $12.93 every 3 months with Amazon S&S
a savings of $51.72 / year
Deodorant:
Old Spice High Endurance Pure Sport Scent Men's Deodorant
2 pack
$4.65 every 4 months
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008CC3NHK
@ Weis we’re spending $4.49 per stick, so $8.98 every 4 months
We will save $4.33 every 4 months with Amazon S&S
a savings of $12.99 / year
Dish soap:
Dishwasher detergent:
Fabric softener:
Laundry detergent:
Tide Laundry Detergent, 50 Ounce
2 pack
$11.97 every 2 months
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005UX2KU0/
@ Weis we’re spending $16.49 per bottle, so $32.98 every 2 months
We will save $21.01 every 2 months with Amazon S&S
a savings of $126.06 / year
Paper towels:
Sparkle Paper Towels Giant Rolls Pick A Size, White
8 count
$7.57 every 2 months
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BLZ1ZV6/
@ Weis we’re spending $11.99 per package, so $11.99 every 2 months
We will save $4.42 every 2 months with Amazon S&S
a savings of $26.52 / year
Razor blade cartridges:
Gillette Fusion Manual Cartridges
12 count
$34.71 every 4 months
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004B8AZH0/
@ Weis we’re spending $3.44 per unit, so $41.28 every 4 months
We will save $6.57 every 4 months with Amazon S&S
a savings of $19.71 / year
Tissues:
Toilet paper:
I keep parmalat on hand because I rarely use milk so it's handy to just have around since it's good for 6+ months.
Dairy milk as well, actually.
Look in the juice isle for individual serving sized boxes of milk.
like this
Tuscan Milk is expensive as shit on Amazon.
Whoa, big spender. Now you can buy 10 gallons of milk.
Or they just order it from amazon?
https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0
I think that both of your friends should combine the gift cards any buy a gallon of milk.
Believe it or not, you would need both cards.
Possibly... but Tuscan whole milk, 1 gallon, 128 oz will make your dreams come true.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00032G1S0/ref=mp_s_a_1?qid=1322591526&sr=8-1
Edit: added link
[ Relevant?] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/B00032G1S0/RXXPVOUH9NLL3/ref=mw_dp_cr?cursor=1&sort=rd)
Don't forget that gallon of milk that started the whole "leave stupid reviews on stupid products on Amazon," thing.
Actually you can get both of those things off of Amazon, at least in a fashion - if you don't get any help on a Wal-Mart gift card, you could try this (links below). Items would get to you in a couple of days, and as a bonus, they are shelf-stable, so you don't need refrigeration - handy for this situation!
Milk, prepared
Milk, powdered
Canned chicken (lots of bean varieties are cheaper, though - full list here, see "Proteins" category)
Psst!
If you can't find it at Amazon.com, you don't need it.
> You can also support the show by clicking on the buttons below when you go to shop at either Amazon.com or Amazon.co.uk. Hello Internet will get a small percentage of whatever you buy.
-- http://www.hellointernet.fm/support/
To be clear, if I were to purchase Tuscan Whole Milk, exactly how many ounces would Hello Internet get? Also, is it re-sealed after?
I much prefer the Amazon Grocery section... like Tuscan Whole Milk.
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0
relevant
I always buy my milk online from here: https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0
To find the best milk, check out the amazon reivews
https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0 $75+ on Amazon
>But what kind of milk?
This kind.
1 Gallon Tuscan Whole Milk - might have the singularly best Amazon review I've ever read, though there is much more content in the Haribo bears reviews
Fresh Whole Rabbit
50 Gallons of Lube
It's just your old non-vegan orders (like Tuscan Whole Milk) clearing out of the delivery system. Once all of your previous omnivorous Amazon orders are cleared, your deliveries should become more regular.
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t your first item is a gallon of milk that costs 48$. The reviews are wonderful, but...
I suggest you go to /r/foodpantry and look at the lists of other users to find inexpensive prime items. You don't have much food on your list.
You also don't have a shipping address available.
Tuscan
Reminds me of reviews for Tuscan Dairy Whole Vitamin D Milk, Gallon, 128 oz
Just be aware that fake-but-hilarious amazon reviewing is a thing today. There's a billion of them. This could be real, though. Funny if it is, tho also sad. But decent chances it's just a joke.
the infamous tuscan whole milk review -be sure to expand all comments
alright! gotta go buy you some milk on amazon.
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_20?ie=UTF8&qid=1372772402&sr=8-20&keywords=milk
On top of amazing customer service, Amazon Prime (saved me a ton of money this past year), and the fact they regularly deliver on Saturdays Amazon is great for hilarious product reviews:
Steering Wheel Desk
Tuscan Milk
The Classic and Original
No price is too high for Tuscan Whole Milk. The reviews clearly justify any expense.
Small, sealed, and with bad reviews.
Amazon does not care for your plant.
Ever wondered how they FBA tuscan milk?
They have some great reviews on these ;-)
Des that mean you have not yet had the opportunity to have some Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gallon, 128 fl. Oz.?
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0
This is your home.
For milk there are shelf stable tetra packs of milk from Horizon and other companies that do not need to be refrigerated (like these) until they are opened and not finished in a sitting. I would bring those. They're 1 cup apiece.
You could use shelf stable milk? It will still spoil once opened but you could buy 8oz boxes
here.
UHT (ultra high temp) pasteurization kills all the milk flavor though - but I guess this is as close as you can get to the real thing.
> Cross between ice cream and butter.
holy fuck my arteries
Sure does.
Edit: Lol at the "Also Bought" section.
Then you aren't looking hard enough:
http://www.amazon.com/Organic-Valley-Milkfat-Lowfat-8-Ounce/dp/B002FX2IOQ/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1372812022&sr=8-3&keywords=milk
Did you know there's heavy cream powder available at Amazon? the serving size is one tablespoon, but that's A LOT for a cup of coffee.
I find it tastes really good when mixed with coffee, foods etc: Powdered Heavy Cream
Have you tried a heavy cream powder. I find that the powder works better for me than actual milk.
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https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00OCV3QRW/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
I asked the same question a while back. Was out for about a month with no access to refrigeration. I survived, and lost a bunch of weight, good times.
One person had recommended using more MCT oil to meet your caloric intake. I did a couple times, but it can be pretty rough on your digestive tract, so unless you build a tolerance plan on going to the bathroom frequently.
I ended up using a powdered [heavy cream.] (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00OCV3QRW/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o09_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1) Worked great, just took a little more prep time. I just mixed the powder with water, added the MCT oil and the ketochow.
Chris pointed out previously that once mixed you should treat it like milk and keep it refrigerated. I simply drank it on the spot, actually wasn't bad at all and kept my energy levels up.
For in between snacks I just carried some meat sticks and nuts. Worked out fine and I didn't have to break keto. Hope that helps!
Try shelf stable milk cartons, like those milk boxes from Organic Valley. I don't care that it's organic, but each box is like 3/4 cup, which tends to be how much milk I need at a time, and it's good for MONTHS, with no refrigeration. I bought these, and they've been great for baking and cooking.
Organic Valley, Organic Whole Milk, 6.75 fl oz (Pack of 12) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00WVSNJ8Y/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_l1JozbD3VY92X
I see. In that case, yes, you'll have to go with a protein source as the carrier. Sodium Caseinate is the most common, though I've actually tried a sample of oil spray-dried onto a rice protein carrier, and it turned out a lot better than I expected. When and if we make a complete, just-add-water hypoallergenic keto mix, we'd probably go with that.
If you're okay with dairy, though, why not just use a heavy cream powder instead? Too high in carbs?
I got some dried full fat creamer, it tastes enough like the real stuff if you dissolve it in the coffee, but then I realized that I only like the cream when I am essentially making a desert drink.
Now I only drink coffee with cream/milk if I get a cortado from a shop, or poured on ice cream at home.
Heres a link to the Heavy Cream powder I had used. If you are in Baltimore Id be happy to give like half a pound away lol. They also make milk/butter but in my mind all of those are the same thing with just less butter fat in them
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01LYWVKO0/
We sell a majority of KDD products on Amazon.com
This is a direct link to the chocolate milk and you can navigate to the other products from there.
https://www.amazon.com/KDD-Chocolate-Flavored-Milk-180ML/dp/B081D9KYRT
Tuscan milk is the only milk.
Just about anything from this beats that.
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0
There ya go.
(Make sure you read the reviews).
Man, reading that made me angry. Better go buy more Tuscan Whole Milk to help me cool off.
Very disappointed Tuscan Whole Milk is not listed. 1,291 reviewers cannot be wrong
I haven't bought much food on amazon, usually when i just cant find it anywhere else. I suggest This, or This
you mean amazon reviews are completely unregulated and easy to exploit? you don't say
"Fair and balanced critic". It took you until when to realize this was a troll?
Anyway, hilarious review, thanks for bringing it to us.
I'm sure you already know about Three Wolf Moon and Tuscan Whole Milk but I figured I'd list it for those who haven't.
Over 10K? Fancy!
Over 10K? Fancy? (Only if you click on buying options!)
[Under 10K? Kind of fancy wishes!] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000FE9AT8/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=6SF8O7RDEPWD&coliid=I2HSFV24WK3EF1)
Ha...that would be interesting. No, I'm referring to this
Could be worse.
Don't forget:
Tuscan Dairy Whole Vitamin D Milk, Gallon, 128 oz
and
The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve T-Shirt
Is this the next Tuscan Milk?
I hear this stuff is really good. Just a thought.
Here's a review for a gallon of milk on Amazon that's a rewrite of Poe's poem "The Raven". LINK
This may actually be a rival for my Tuscan Whole Milk. But the reviews for that product say it all...
You can buy it here
I think joke reviews are fine on products people don't take seriously anyway, like milk.
Oh dear ! Sounds like he ran out of [Tuscan] (http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0) !
If only I could by milk on Amazon, I'd never shop in a store again... oh wait, I can.
I love these ridiculous amazon reviews...You think when Amazon has a board of director meeting they all sit around and look at the joke reviews that people put up?
My personal favorites....
3 wolf moon shirt- (http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve-Black/dp/B000NZW3KC/ref=sr_1_5?s=apparel&qlEnable=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1290966286&sr=1-5&searchContext=B001VMZFPG,B003903IOS,B002X9PLU0,B000O1JVQY,B000NZW3KC,B0038MYLQ6,B0036EBABA,B0039YMKH0,B0037TPEF2,B003XKVMM4,B003DNIEQS,B004DJWF8O,B002YEBWYI,B0035T65HA,B002YKI3OY,B0049PBO2A,B000MJKTPK,B000GXZJU2,B002XPAHF8,B000MJJQWM,B000MJHOEY,B0036BI96M,B002YE9FYW,B0035T9AFY)
and the milk- (http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=pd_sbs_a_3)
Yeah, like milk.
I clicked on a couple of those items; the milk has a great "Customers also viewed section"
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=pd_sbs_a_4
Gallon of Milk
Vegetables
Zap Apple Jam
Apples
What an age we live in.
Oh god. Okay. I feel like I've been preparing for this post my whole life (or at least since I found these awesome things on amazon):
Make sure you read the comments on these amazing, once in a lifetime products!!!
edit: Aww shoot, I just saw you meant for realz. I got nothing, sorry. But still, you'll have a good laugh!
milk lots of good ones actually
The top several are all great. My personal favorite is "One Friday, without the milk"
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1425866900&sr=8-1&keywords=tuscan+whole+milk+1+gallon+128+fl+oz
Oh man if you're into these sort of things, go look at the review for Tuscan whole milk.
https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0
My favorite is the people selling milk for thousands of dollars.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_olp_0?ie=UTF8&condition=all
Dandelion and burdock: Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal by Tuscan
Tuscan Whole Milk
"Has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal? A-W-E-S-O-M-E!"
J. Fitzsimmons
"Do you have any idea where this stuff comes from? It's excreted by squeezing the wobbly thingies on the UNDERSIDE OF A COW! That's hardly made clear anywhere on the label."
MoLaw
"They really need to put a warning label on this thing. Apparently, if you put it into your body, it turns into urine. Urine!"
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=azfs_379213722_TuscanWholeMilk_6?_encoding=UTF8&ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-5&pf_rd_r=0S1CYDGR3PN5ECKZAX3X&pf_rd_t=1401&pf_rd_p=1608755502&pf_rd_i=1001250201
I thought this was hilarious. http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
For a gallon of Tuscan milk 🥛
Reviews
The Q&A are pretty funny too!
Some of the customer supplied images are ok, too.
How about some Tuscan Whole Milk?
For anyone who doesn't know this is how awesome that milk is.
lol this shit is too funny.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-media/product-gallery/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_ciu_pdp_images_3?ie=UTF8&index=3
25 gallons of Tuscan Whole Milk
I think this is a better deal kitchen soap wise: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001FA1NV4/. Instead of 12oz for 7 dollars, its 6 25oz bottles for 20 bucks. 3 times the money, but 12.5 times the soap. Also, for dishwasher detergent, this is a better deal: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00C72BXZK/. Instead of 20 count for 7$, it's 110 count for 20$.
Some stuff it just makes sense to try and get in bulk, because you get so, so, so much more.
Also, re milk. You don't have to get powdered milk. You also have the option to get UHT milk. UHT milk is milk that's been cooked at a high enough temperature that it becomes shelf stable. Just search for UHT milk and you'll find a tonne of brands and choices. Different fat percentages, sizes and so on. You can get a large carton, or they also make packs with a bunch of small cartons, like this one: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002FX2IOQ/. I prefer that, because I don't use milk very often, so opening a small container each time works perfectly for me. You do however, have to stick the container in the fridge once you've opened it.
Also, if you have a tea strainer (or even if you don't, they're only a few bucks and worth it!), try and get loose leaf tea. You can get a lb of tea for around 10 bucks easy, and you can easily make a few hundred cups of tea. To make strong black tea, I use 4 grams of tea for every pot, and each pot gets me about 4 cups. A lb of tea is 453g, so...that works out really well. Even if you make individual cups instead of pots and use a couple grams per cup, you can easily get 200 cups out of a lb box. There's just no beating that with bags, even if you resuse them.
Here's 1lb of a green tea for 10 bucks: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000SATIFA. And here's 1lb of Earl Grey for 8 bucks: http://www.amazon.com/Davidsons-Tea-Bulk-Earl-16-Ounce/
Thanks OP! I'd already created list and was about to post to food_pantry when I saw your post and you'd found cheaper options for a few things and that seriously rocks.
When I happen to visit Starbucks... Americano with heavy cream on top. Sugar-free caramel. Hooray.
Edit: Also - since a lot of us get coffee at work, these things are miracles that don't require a fridge. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B007VN10VW/ref=oh_details_o03_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
> perhaps a better contract-manufacturer
Every time I see one of these posts -- which seems like every other day -- my mind shows me a picture of all the other liquid products sold daily in similar bottles, like this or this. Who ever hears of chocolate milk or OJ bottles that split, or have mold under the cap? And there's a gazillion times as many of those bottles moving around the country.
One difference is, the shipping channels are different. Nesquick etc. go in large quantities, whole pallets probably, in big trucks to grocery wholesalers' warehouses. From there they go in wholesalers' trucks to grocery stores, handled by drivers who deliver only groceries.
Just the same, somehow I think Nesquick or Tropicana and other big liquid-food-makers have a better grasp of this. It would be fascinating to hear from somebody who actually knows food packaging and shipping.
or did they?
Yes! They carry it at Wegmans, Whole Foods, Target, Kroger, etc. We get organic valley whole milk. It’s about $12 for a case of 12 but they last and are good for on the go.
ETA: this is the one we buy: Organic Valley Whole Milk, Ultra Pasteurized, 6.75 Ounce (Pack of 12) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00WVSNJ8Y/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_DqBLBbYYJ9S3M
Horizon also has a low fat and flavored versions and larger shelf stable bottles that aren’t single serve. You could also do toddler formula if need be, but since our kids don’t drink that normally, we don’t want to start.
Search Amazon for shelf stable milk.
This is what I have heard people carry https://www.amazon.com/Organic-Valley-Whole-Milk-6-75/dp/B00WVSNJ8Y
¿Y la leche en USA tiene un precio establecido por el gobierno?
Hice una búsqueda rápida en Amazon, 32 onzas de leche (casi un litro) pack de 6 a 25 USD, así que 4 USD el litro.
Leche de almendra, pack de 6 a 13,64 USD, así que 2,25 USD el litro
Gallon of milk.
https://www.amazon.com/Cyber-Sweetz-2-Milk-Gallon/dp/B077T4C2WF/ref=sr_1_5_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1523057620&sr=8-5&keywords=gallon+of+milk&dpID=41MPL7AeXdL&preST=_SY300_QL70_&dpSrc=srch
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406084147&sr=8-1&keywords=milk+gallon
this always made me chuckle
I can get it for $6-7 locally. It's just crazy expensive because it's on Amazon, like this Tuscan Whole Milk.
Don't forget the most important part...
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1394634461&sr=8-1&keywords=Tuskan+milk
My favorite has always been Tuscan Whole Milk.
This is probably one of my favourites.
Just have a read through of the comments xD
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And here's my favourite (vaguely) NSFW one.
Not entering btw, don't have a Playstation.
Maybe in the UK but not in the US.
I remember finding this a couple of years back and decided to revisit it today, I cannot believe the powerful effect this t shirt continues to have on people. This milk has similar, magical qualities.
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=pd_sbs_a3
For a minute I thought you were drinking Tuscan Whole Milk milk of the gods.
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_1?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1314582284&sr=1-1
Check these out: http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0
no link, no care
edits are most likely ignored
Yeah, a lot of the reviews suck because they are written by random people. The good ones get upvoted to the top. There is also something called "vine voices" or something like that, where if you write awesome reviews for stuff on amazon, they will send you free products to get some reviews going.
Sometimes reviews are funny though, check these ones out.
iPotty
3 wolf moon shirt
and last but certainly not least we have
Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz
I mean, I'm pretty sure everyone has read the Epic Tuscon Whole Milk, 1 gallon, 128 fl. oz reviews (my favorite is the Raven parody: "Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey..."). I'll search for another one, but I'll leave this as a reminder for myself. :)
edit: Oh! I remember another one, although it's nsfw...there are some really good reviews for the Hitachi "Personal Massager" . I really like the different innuendos people come up with...although my favorite are the indignant "What are you people doing with this thing!!" posts...
DIRTY THIRTY
(Let me know if you would rather I find a sfw one...:) )
All of the reviews are pretty funny DIRTY THIRTY
Aha I love the ones for this milk
:P
DIRTY THIRTY
Thanks for the contest and happy early birthday!
The usual troll products. Steering wheel table, Three wolf moon shirt... What, no Tuscan Whole Milk?
Happened to notice that the Tuscan 1 gallon milk product is still there. A whole bunch of new reviews there and some of them are amazing!
Really good one in the style of Poe.
https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1525123268&sr=8-1&keywords=tuscan+whole+milk%2C+1+gallon#customerReviews
Should be the last one on the bottom.
Just avoid the milk. http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0
Gallon of Milk
I have always wanted to have milk shipped to me except for the fact that I don't like it. I just want to see how it is shipped.
I believe he was referring to Tuscan Whole Milk. Have a look at the user pics and the reviews.
Uh, no. They removed free/discount reviews, because all the reviews has that phrase 'I received this product at a discount for my fair and honest review', which was never allowed since Amazon has its own Vine program to do that.
They say they are removing fake reviews, but they arent. You can easily spot them without a website.
Do you think the system is automated or does Amazon manually track reviews on its 400 MILLION products listed? Automated.
So why are joke/troll comments still getting through if they remove fake reviews?
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00032G1S0
1,887 reviews. 1 verified purchase. Read the comments, do those seem like actual reviews?
Amazon did this just so that they can stock their most acclaimed product, Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., on shelves across the nation.
Where the famous Tuscan Whole Milk comes from!!
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_lmf_tit_2/186-1470636-5246938
Your turn
Flash mob is the name for this. Improv Everywhere used to do this stuff. Something Awful's goons used to do online stuff. See Tuscan Whole milk, 128 fl oz.
This also has excellent reviews.
This is always an Amazon classic, along with this piece of hilarity. Read at least the first review if you haven't seen it before.
Get him some milk or some new speaker wires
protip: read the comments
I thought everyone who searched for anything technical got this result With uranium ore.
mmmm I made this but againt my better judgement used some whole tuscan milk, not only did it blow my dick off, i now have a sarlacc crotch pit motherfucking tenticles and all.
Get your milk here!! http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0
Were they trying to get you to review some tuscan whole milk by chance?
Seems like a good idea, but it's $78 and doesn't even qualify for super saver shipping.
Or you could just use the Internet.
Tuscan Whole Milk - 1 Gallon
'Nuff Said.
Amazon has had success with it. (read the reviews)
Reading the reviews on this.
amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0
Not just any milk either, but Tuscan Milk.
It's the dairy equivalent of the 3 wolf shirt.
While delicious, it's a little pricey for me.
Check the Used & New page as well, and the reviews for the stuff listed as Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed
This milk better be cambodian
What the hell?
$75 for milk? Oh, it [Yog Sototh's milk] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_olp_new?ie=UTF8&condition=new) . I can understand why that would go at a premium. You gotta pay for the phtang.
There can be only one: https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/product-reviews/B00032G1S0
How about this one?
Tuscan whole milk, 1 gallon, 128 fl oz
no. try ordering milk. http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_olp_new_mbc?ie=UTF8&condition=new
>I hope Amazon starts selling Amul liquid milk in India too. Hate going outside for silly things like milk.
You can always buy the massively popular Tuscan Whole Milk, especially based on the reviews.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_btm?ie=UTF8
Yes, it can be expensive though.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_olp_new_mbc?ie=UTF8&condition=new
My favorite is this one for Tuscan Whole Milk. There are several of them for the Tuscan milk, though. Here's another favorite Tuscan review.
I'm sorry. Can I buy you some [tuscan milk)[http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B00032G1S0]
From $99/gal. You can buy it from Poeboy for $10,000.
Tuscan Whole Milk. This is the milk of the gods
Nothing beats the Tuscan whole milk reviews, though.
And of course there's the famous Three Wolf Moon shirt.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_olp_new?ie=UTF8&condition=new
I love the product descriptions.
Found the link the OP probably intended on submitting
The Tuscon Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz poem
Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey,
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
'Bad condensor, that,' I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
Not to sound like a complainer, but, in an inept half-gainer,
I provoked my bowl to tip and spill its contents on the floor.
Stupefied, I came to muddle over that increasing puddle,
Burgeoning deluge of that which I at present do adore -
Snowy Tuscan wholesomeness exclusively produced offshore -
Purg'ed here for evermore.
And the pool so white and silky, filled me with a sense of milky
Ardor of the type fantastic of a loss not known before,
So that now, to still the throbbing of my heart, while gently sobbing,
I retreated, heading straightway for the tempting icebox door -
Heedless of that pitter-patter tapping at the icebox door -
I resolved to have some more.
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
'This,' said I, 'requires an extra dram of milk, my favorite pour.'
To the icebox I aspired, motivated to admire
How its avocado pigment complemented my decor.
Then I grasped its woodgrain handle - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams of Tuscans I had known before
But the light inside was broken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only words there spoken were my whispered words, 'No more!'
Coke and beer, some ketchup I set eyes on, and an apple core -
Merely this and nothing more.
Back toward the table turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
'Surely,' said I, 'surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'
From the window came a stirring, then, with an incessant purring,
Inside stepped a kitten; mannerlessly did she me ignore.
Not the least obeisance made she; not a minute stopped or stayed she;
But, with mien of lord or lady, withdrew to my dining floor -
Pounced upon the pool of Tuscan spreading o'er my dining floor -
Licked, and lapped, and supped some more.
Then this tiny cat beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grand enthusiasm of the countenance she wore,
Toward the mess she showed no pity, 'til I said, 'Well, hello, kitty!'
Sought she me with pretty eyes that seemed to open some rapport.
So I pleaded, 'Tell me, tell me what it is that you implore!'
Quoth the kitten, 'Get some more.'
then you can see the kitteh
Uhm, ever seen the reviews on milk?
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_20_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
I think there's one with even more reviews than this one...
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Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz
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Oh crap! Bahahaha I must of missed my copy buttom. I meant THIS.
Pffffffft. Sorry.
Are you talking about those little jars? Not a fan.
We've found that marscapone will do in a pinch when I make fresh scones.
Thank you. I did look at the link on your blog but I was under the impression that true clotted cream was unpasteurized. I'll try it your way and see how it works. To my knowledge, unpasteurized dairy is illegal in the US, but I did find this on Amazon so maybe we can get it.
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Amaretto Creamer for mom?
You don't have to kill, just pay extraordinary prices
I'm super late to the game but there are ways to maintain the spirit of the rules. You can get freezedried milk in pouches and just mix as needed with water, you can also use shelf stable milk which doesn't need refrigeration. This is just an example of what you can do at approximately the same budget you're probably on already.
https://www.amazon.com/Parmalat-Milk-Quart-32-Ounce-Pack/dp/B004UAXISM
We have Parmalat Milk here which is the only carton on the shelf milk I've ever seen in the US
https://www.amazon.com/Parmalat-Milk-Quart-32-Ounce-Pack/dp/B004UAXISM
Yeah, I have 2 cups of coffee every day. My wife has me use Stevia packets in lieu of other sweeteners and I use sugar free vanilla creamer (the singles.. they have less than 1 carb per) so it's a delicious low-carb treat in the morning and afternoon.
Creamer and Stevia packets
> transparent or semi translucent package
I don't believe it's possible with soylent aseptic process. The bottles are multi-layer with oxygen barrier. Jasper products (Soylent's contract manufacturer). If Soylent went with the "Snowman" bottle it might fair better. Ribs help resist denting in thin bottles like this. /u/fernly's Nesquick example uses a ribbed bottle for this reason.
https://www.amazon.com/Hoosier-Hill-Farm-Heavy-Powder/dp/B00OCV3QRW
I don't know if this is the best powdered heavy cream for keto,I just remember his being my preliminary choice
Sorry I'm new to Intermittent fasting and I see a lot mixed answers about this, but I want to know if I like to drink coffee, with stevia, is a tsp of coffee mate powder cream okay? I see a lot of people recommend heavy cream, is that different from heavy whipping cream?
Also why is that okay if it has a lot of fat?
Lastly is this recommended? Hoosier Hill Farm Heavy Cream Powder Jar, 1 Pound https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00OCV3QRW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_RAAKxb98SXMF1
My life was changed when I found Heavy Cream Powder!
OP- So currently I follow a low-carb, high fat diet. I think it's actually very well suited for the trail, as fat is calorie dense (less weight/space), and may require less prep. Also hiking hard you will be burning a lot of fat anyway, so you may suffer less dramatic blood sugar swings if your diet reinforces rather than countervails this trend.
At home I eat salads+avocado, sometimes olives, always cheese, olive oil, vinegar, plus cold cuts or roast chicken slices for lunch and dinner, and generally some Belgiosio mozzarella snack cheese plus an apple for breakfast, and some fruit as dessert after dinner. For a hot drink, I like to use unsweetened cocoa powder- a couple to 3 tbs of Equal Exchange baking cocoa, plus some Belgian cocoa for some extra kick (Belgian cocoa is more acidic/bitter). I mix in 2 tbs of heavy cream. This is relatively high fiber, low carb, high in nutrients. Also coffee.
Since I go nearly stoveless at home, here's what I've come up with for a meal replacement on the trail: a shake made from:
Vegetarian trail protein shake:
Vitamins and minerals base
Fats/fiber: Powdered avocado
Fats/taste: Powdered heavy cream
Protein/other nutrients:
Powdered Spirulina
Protein/fiber/other nutrients
Powdered Chlorella
Taste/some carbs/fiber:
Cocoa (2/3 Baking, 1/3 Belgian)
Note that this is only what I've planned, although I've made pretty tasty shakes before using whey protein, avocado, cocoa, and strawberries.
For solid food, I plan on bringing dried apples, freeze-dried strawberries, cheese, Wild Zora's meat/veggie bars (excellent, especially the lamb), Chudabeef beef jerk (best beef jerky- low sugar, tasty, though go easy on beef jerky in general), and nuts. Also the aforementioned cocoa and Starbucks Via.
I also plan on bringing some Better than Bouillon and freeze-dried veggies, and some amount of freeze-dried meat to make either a hot broth or soup. Combined with the cocoa/coffee, this will be the only use of a stove I will have.
I will also be bringing some pemmican in case I find I haven't brought enough food otherwise, since it's probably literally the most calories per weight you can carry.
Hopefully this gives you some ideas!
Edit: Also I think that any or all of vitamins, minerals (especially electrolytes), protein, and fats could be what you need more of on the trail.
This one has nutrition info and is basically the same as Heavy Cream (0.5g/serving)
All I see listed is “sweet cream solids”, no maltodextrin or anything.
Hoosier Hill Farm Heavy Cream Powder Jar, 1 Pound https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00OCV3QRW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_8M9oDbXTW1B0H
Hoosier Hill Farm Heavy Cream Powder Jar, 1 Pound https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00OCV3QRW/
Always wanted to try this.
Hard to get.
For me, I bring a small container of table cream to work on Monday. Lasts the week in the fridge. I'm using last weeks and it's a bit sourish today.
This would be awesome to take on the road. Those are a little pricey for me. I found a cheaper one, but there isn't any nutrition info. Grrrrrr. http://www.amazon.com/Heavy-Powder-Hoosier-Hill-Farm/dp/B00OCV3QRW/ref=sr_1_130?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1413389603&sr=1-130
the brand I purchased was Hoosier, and I was pleased with it -- repeating that it does not dissolve easily
We have UHT, but it's rarely used / atypical. https://www.amazon.com/Organic-Valley-Whole-Milk-6-75/dp/B00WVSNJ8Y
Now I've lived in many countries with eggs both ways, and they taste pretty much the same to me. it is seasoning on eggs that matter more IMHO (black pepper being key cultural distinction in my view, like black pepper on cottage cheese, corn on the cob, or fresh sliced tomatoes). With the milk, the 'cooked' UHT tastes very different. And in USA, like France, there can even be a raw-milk craze.
Raw milk in USA I've encountered personally is extremely rare. I expect it's mostly something people try who live on a farm or very close personal friends to a farm. Or, well, I'ts American prudish to favor violence instead of sex, some adult males with pregnant or nursing wives have probably accidentally had 'raw milk' as part of foreplay ;)
Which raises another point: But that really is taboo to speak in USA. For a while (~ 1975-2005), people seemed to consider formula superior perhaps because it had added vitamins - like enriched or fortified white bread. (For infants) Breast milk, not formula, has made a return among the educated. Who knows, the poor and unemployed may have been using it all along due to convenience.
Amazon prime (which I have) supports same day in many areas, next day in some, and they have both powdered and shelf stable milks. (edit: as an example, https://smile.amazon.com/Natrel-Whole-Milk-Ounce-Pack/dp/B0748DYQT6/ has prime one-day shipping) And anyways, even shelf stable foods are better than being hungry. If you go the Amazon wishlist route, please make sure to follow the directions in the sidebar to set your address correctly.
>Sounds like you work with sexist people. Also, I doubt people are as intolerant as you believe.
People are exactly as intolerant as I believe - no more and no less.
I actually had to get a job in another state (gotta love the age of computers for lots of reasons - working virtually in another state) because I burned my bridges in this town - by arguing that men should get paternity leave the way women should get maternity leave. I honestly thought that was pretty noncontroversial.
>So what's your solution? Make a law that requires everyone to accept your opinion? Oh, wait, this is already what activist feminists are doing...making their opinion the law.
Barring businesses from discrimination, because that's the way towards the most freedom. It's not perfect, but barring discrimination was a good act in the face of oppression.
>In apartheid Africa, in many residential areas that were required by law to forbid blacks, the number of blacks outnumbered whites.
Not sure how that proves who's "winning".
>Also, the entire North is a case study.
Let's try discriminating communities in the south vs nondiscriminating communities in the south. Otherwise we might as well compare Beijing and Tehran for all the sense it makes.
>What about them? A company was buying from people, and those people did bad things in order to sell to them. They then stopped selling to them. I don't see anywhere that the employees of the company were murdering people.
As I said - they hire out. It's essentially the same thing, but you get one step in between so you're not technically guilty by law and can plead ignorance.
>I'm skeptical, however, purely because I couldn't find any evidence of it outside your comment.
https://ilsr.org/walmart-charged-predatory-pricing/
>In September, Wal-Mart was hit with three separate charges of predatory pricing. Government officials in Wisconsin and Germany accused the retailer of pricing goods below cost with an intent to drive competitors out of the market. In Oklahoma, Wal-Mart faces a private lawsuit alleging similar illegal pricing practices.
>The Wisconsin Department of Agriculture, Trade and Consumer Protection filed a complaint with an administrative law judge accusing the retailer of violating the state’s antitrust law. The complaint says Wal-Mart sold butter, milk, laundry detergent, and other staple goods below cost in stores in Beloit, Oshkosh, Racine, Tomah, and West Bend. The company intended to force other stores out of business, gain a monopoly in local markets, and ultimately recoup its losses through higher prices.
I don't live in Wisconsin, btw.
>If you've noticed this trend, once a new grocery store appears, why not just boycott the Wal-Mart, since you already know it's going to just up the prices?
I do. Most people don't.
>Maybe put up a website or run a local ad regarding it? Why doesn't the new grocery store advertise this history in order to draw customers, something like "Unlike Wal-Mart, we won't increase our prices once the competition leaves!"
Yeah they've tried that. People still go for the lower prices.
>Then the situation at Wal-Mart isn't bad enough for you to move. That's your choice. Why is that Wal-Mart's fault?
Because they're engaging in predatory pricing, which is against the law, and would be prosecuted if the state had any balls.
>Ah, so the majority are willing to pay more, and so the prices are more expensive. Yay for basic economics?
That is economics, yes. The strong beat out the weak and then prey on the consumer.
>Also, does Amazon not ship to your location? You can buy groceries online, and for cheap. It's why they bought Whole Foods, and have plenty of other suppliers. Why don't you?
I'm glad you brought up Amazon. Wal-Mart's predatory pricing on nonperishable goods has been broken thanks to amazon. You can order things and have them shipped in. Which I generally do.
However, for perishable items...
https://www.amazon.com/Cyber-Sweetz-2-Milk-Gallon/dp/B077T4C2WF/ref=sr_1_11_s_it?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1526940382&sr=1-11&keywords=milk
$20 is quite a lot for a gallon of milk, even by price gouging wal-mart standards.
>My choice is between benevolent tyranny or corrupt tyranny? Sorry, no. The entire history of the United States disproves this.
Those are your choices in this instance, yes. Economics is not some benevolent force for good. It merely is a thing that exists. The preferences of the actors drive the preferences of the economy.
If those preferences are racist, the economy will react accordingly. If they are sexist, the economy will react accordingly.
Here is what i use now.
Yeah, some people just don't understand what they are reviewing.
Unfortunately, ESO has a long way to go before becoming the next Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz.
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top/184-1367063-7272317
I was personally very dissatisfied after all the positive reviews of the Tuscan Whole Milk
this its only $45
Not even close.
The rest are pretty good too.
http://www.amazon.com/product-reviews/B00032G1S0
You'll find the reviews of this Tuscan milk to be on par with Mother's.
https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0
FALSE
Wtf are you on about?
http://www.amazon.com/Organic-Valley-8-Ounce-Aseptic-Cartons/dp/B000LKVJCC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1372801410&sr=8-1&keywords=milk
You can subscribe and have them deliver milk to you REGULARLY WITHOUT YOU EVEN ORDERING.
A gallon of milk. http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1311808964&sr=8-1
Amazon absolutely loves spoof reviews. They highlight many products that are filled with them . Tuscan whole milk one gallon, is my favorite.
https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0