Best outdoor doormats according to redditors

A guy apparently won $58,000 in a civil rights lawsuit against corrupt police because of this doormat. Here's his review of the doormat on Amazon. And here's the story in the article with details about the arrest. The article has no mention of a doormat, but the guy claims it was key in the case. Seems legit.

Direct link to buy this doormat: http://www.amazon.com/Come-Back-Indoor-Outdoor-Doormat/dp/B00020O572

This "joke" doormat is no joke...

12. Desecrating the flag, especially walking on it, or sitting on it or signing it.

Just ordered one. http://www.amazon.com/Come-Back-Indoor-Outdoor-Doormat/dp/B00020O572

https://www.amazon.com/Ruiyida-Entrance-Decorative-Non-woven-Washable/dp/B07CBRJQGK

Here you go :)

You can get it right here.

Sorry, no walk ins!

http://www.amazon.com/Come-Back-With-Warrant-Doormat/dp/B00020O572

Yah, they sell them on amazon for $6 JTLCBC Frost Welcome Entry Way... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07MQWNZ7M?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

I don't think so.

Given where this pic was posted, I think it was assumed that everyone would recognize that door mat (we've all seen it before), and that the tac team was mugging for the camera with the mat and the warrant.

Then the BCND/AMIFREETOGO crowds showed up and started whining.

It was supposed to be a funny and lightheated photo, similar to this album. But you'll never make the perpetually offended happy. They have to have something to fill their empty lives.

I bought one of these 2 years ago and I love it!

http://www.amazon.com/Burning-Love-Material-Non-slip-Size40X60CM/dp/B0199J2KAU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1463582807&sr=8-1&keywords=go+away+cat+doormat

I found you a doormat!

Also this, this, this and this in case you actually want to be welcoming without saying welcome.

apparently you can also buy these online

Time to buy a new door mat

Well, shit...

http://www.amazon.com/Burning-Love-Material-Non-slip-Size40X60CM/dp/B0199J2KAU?ie=UTF8&keywords=go%20away%20cat%20doormat&qid=1465485378&ref_=sr_1_1&sr=8-1

Who knows, haha. That's one reason why I wanted to buy this for my home.

There's also this from a recent SAS post.

Bathmats are gross, I get it. A few years ago, we got a teak one like this and it's great: https://www.amazon.com/House-Teak-Shower-Mat/dp/B007OCS2CK

https://www.amazon.com/Flag-American-Bathroom-23-6inch-15-7inch/dp/B00V9TDUHG

its a US flag selling on US website in US as doormat... just for perspective...

pretty shitty reviews, but amazon has it

http://www.amazon.com/Come-Back-Indoor-Outdoor-Doormat/dp/B00020O572

The synthetic field is one of those areas that you most definitely get what you pay for. A high quality grass is flippin' heavy, with a capital H. The cheaper versions are not thick, and use a lot less material per square foot:

https://www.amazon.com/AGOOL-Artificial-Synthetic-Lanscape-Drainage/dp/B07FJN52L6

That one is 6.5 pounds per square yard. Yea, it'll hold up for many years.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00PS4NJD8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_JeK1CbHP47HBR

Not sure why you want carpet. What about a long tray, like a boot tray, maybe you can connect a few together if you cant find a long one

https://www.amazon.com/Gardeners-Supply-Company-Large-Boot/dp/B00EOW5ZXM

Try this. http://www.amazon.com/Non-Slip-Entryways-Funny-Interaction-Rectangle/dp/B00PS4NJD8

Found it : http://www.amazon.com/The-Dog-Day-Natural-Black/dp/B0018AFFHY

No, there is zero ambiguity in ours.

Edit; It's this one;https://www.amazon.com/Doormat-Non-Slip-Durable-Odor-Free-Natural/dp/B01A7DELU4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1485461284&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=go+away+doormat&psc=1

See if you can get a plastic boot tray to put under the litter box. It works wonders.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00EOW5ZXM?pc_redir=1411487491&robot_redir=1

Something like a "drainage mat"?

Here are two Amazon.com examples:

• in red
  
  
• in black
  
  If either of the above look like something close, you could try googling "drainage mat" to see if something more fitting to your needs pops up.
  
  (Until today, I didn't know that "drainage mats" were a thing.)

If she gets into the books then get her something from the lore. If not, then look for something else IMHO. My top wants would be these:

• This
  
• This
  
• This
  
• This
  
• This

As a joke/fun gift: https://www.amazon.com/High-Cotton-Indoor-Outdoor-Doormat/dp/B00020O572/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1479850189&sr=8-1&keywords=come+back+with+a+warrant

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006I8LLGK/ref=cm_sw_r_em_apa_i_DHrTDb3FPYV7S

That should work. I cut and added a rubber mat to them because the carpet didn't give great grip

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B017M4OOW6/ref=cm_sw_r_wa_apa_i_KJrTDbNDYZZ76

I have a shoe tray for this

Mibao Boot & Shoe Tray, 15 x 30 x 1.25 inches Multi-Purpose All Weather Water Resistant Plastic Boot Tray, Utility Shoe Mat for Indoor and Outdoor, Pack of 2 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07PTPNGP5/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_GoXxDb4KH0GSJ

For the lazy: http://www.amazon.com/Come-Back-Indoor-Outdoor-Doormat/dp/B00020O572/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1395708099&sr=8-1&keywords=come+back+with+a+warrant+doormat

Terrific. Link for others interested

Thanks

I think teak is a pretty good wood to withstand water over time.

Seems like some people even put it in the showers.

https://www.amazon.com/House-Teak-Shower-Mat/dp/B007OCS2CK

>Would kill a man to know what kind of mat that is

We'll talk about your target at a later date.

https://www.homedepot.com/p/TrafficMASTER-Black-18-in-x-30-in-Polypropylene-Floor-Saver-Mat-FS1830P6HD/206486436

https://www.amazon.com/8M-Polypropylene-Entrance-Backing-Waterproof/dp/B07L89L8FT/

Black http://www.amazon.com/Non-Slip-Entryways-Funny-Interaction-Rectangle/dp/B00PS4NJD8/

Original http://www.amazon.com/Funny-Doormat-Interaction-Rectangle-Entryways/dp/B00SH4QT6K/

No clue how good they are or if they're even exactly what's in the picture, but that's all I found on Amazon. (edit: actually search throughout all of amazon and not one department, there's a ton of different ones http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=you+read+my+doormat)

Okay, cool!

If you have pierced ears, you might like these dragon earrings https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01IB9MRMU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_-8WACbBJEM1WK

If you like puzzles, you might appreciate either this wizard riding a dragon https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XKXWJJF/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_AiXACb1X0J2R0 or this Thomas Kincaid Alice in Wonderland https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01KJEF5MY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_DkXACbVJSCXYY (these are on my “Puzzles” wishlist)

If you’re interested in wax seals (you mentioned stationary, so maybe?), this one looks like a dragon https://www.amazon.com/dp/B076CC35WH/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_RpXACbGB05XR3

I’m not sure if you would like the books on my wishlist; my taste is a little weird haha. But! Since you like fantasy novels, maybe you would appreciate this Lord of the Rings door mat https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00I7T9RTQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_agXACbP4CYH9D

One more! This is a complete shot in the dark; has absolutely nothing to do with any of the interests you listed. I just think this is super cool and want to show it to people! And maybe you’ll like it!

This is a clock made out of a vinyl record, with the design of a steam punk owl! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XK8N672/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_ZmXACb60Q1ZVK

Okay, so that was admittedly more than a couple haha. I hope some of them inspired you! Thanks for the contest!

A beard Or this doormat

mine are worse

They make “Did you call first” welcome mats... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07VWVRCMD/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_4VMHDbGW2D2JK

https://www.amazon.com/Cindy-Anne-Doormats-Entrance-Outdoor/dp/B07K5B98N5

https://www.amazon.com/OystersPearl-Personalized-Doormat-Python-Doormats/dp/B07HBNJM2T

This is hilarious, too. Have you found a new place yet?

http://www.amazon.com/Shit-Not-Again-Coir-Doormat/dp/B002ZLEB8E

Although it would not stop ALL the water, it would help a ton! Check this out.

https://www.amazon.com/House-Teak-Shower-Mat/dp/B007OCS2CK

Never answer the door for the police.

About a year ago I purchased this after going through multiple cloth bath mats that got smelly and fell apart in the washer. I was skeptical at first but have really fallen in love with it, as has my gf. To clean it I just put it in the shower and spray it down. It dries fast and looks classy.

Had to Google "wooden bath mat." Never heard of such a thing. Here's what I found. Technically you could do that with a hand saw, but I wouldn't. Ripping wood by hand is hard labor, and you wouldn't get even results. That kind of project begs for a tablesaw, or at least a circular saw.

Here.

You can get one of these on Amazon