Best party balloons according to redditors

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u/rusty0123 · 174 pointsr/whatisthisthing

I like the submersible light idea, but I'm thinking that since you found it walking your dog, it's probably from a balloon.

I find them on the ground now and again, as I live in a neighborhood with lots of children, therefore lots of children's parties. Kids let the balloons escape, they get popped, and the lights end up on the ground. The lights work for about 24 hours.

u/MonopolyMeal · 69 pointsr/funny
u/aids1080phd · 58 pointsr/Damnthatsinteresting

For real


Edit: (found it)[6ft/72 Inch Latex Climb in Balloon(180cm), Blue https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0721PGL1R/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_UUdVAbJRCHN4E]

u/JackiGiraffeCat · 26 pointsr/weddingplanning

Metal arch for around $100 on Etsy

https://etsy.me/2OLgURo

EDIT: Attempting to redeem myself, here is an 8ft round arch on Amazon originally made for balloons but could work!

Patriotic Balloons Arch Kit https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072KSDRHX/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_kFpqDbJBPKC8A


If you want live florals try

https://www.bulkwholesaleflowers.com

OR if you live near a Trader Joe’s you can ask them to add more to their floral order. I’ve done this twice for events and they didn’t mind, I just gave them a few weeks heads up and then confirmed the week before, and when I showed up on delivery day they had a few boxes set aside with my name on them.

As far as putting it together, you’ll want to get floral wire, wire cutter, and floral tape from Michaels, and have some really good sharp cutting shears for the actual stems. Ideally you would make some smaller bundles to build out the thicker parts and then use additional greenery like eucalyptus or fern to fill in the open spaces after it’s assembled. This process would be ideal whether is live or faux flowers.

For assembly you would take the premise bundles and use the wire to adhere them directly to the pole, and possibly consider wrapping the pole in some doubles sided tape OR some grip foam like what is used for by cycle handlebars first. The arch would come in pieces so you could experiment before set up to make sure everything sticks and stays.

My estimation would say that you could get away with doing the entire thing for under $300 including testing, though this might change depending on your flower selections.

Alternatively, this article outlines another DIY method and might be something to consider!

https://www.afloral.com/blogs/how-to-diy/giant-floral-wreath


My suggestions come from experience making large scale displays for trade shows and events but not for weddings.

Best of luck! It’s such a beautiful idea!!

u/_solonights · 21 pointsr/Unexpected

Right here my dude!

TMROW Cycling Bicycle Light Bell Horn, Cute Cartoon Duck Bell Light Rubber Squeeze Horns for Kids Children https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07VFVSRWR/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_fu7vDbNP3NRSZ

u/Blakwulf · 21 pointsr/news
u/ShitLordStu · 10 pointsr/CringeAnarchy
u/mswabs · 9 pointsr/casualiama

I'm going to go by category for the best selling items, because it is easier for me:

Clitoral Stimulator: This was actually a tie between two different seven speed bullets. The first (which is my personal favorite and one of my longest lasting toys) is the Burning Angel 7 Speed Bullet. It is waterproof and held up for years for me. It was a quick seller and one of the best sellers in the category, with decent pricing as well. The second is the Doc Johnson 7 Wonders. We couldn't keep them on the shelves! The only downside of this one, for me, was that it isn't waterproof. However, it is Phthalate-Free --- no weird toy smell that normal toys have, no risk of allergic reaction.

Dildo: Doc Johnson's Blush ULTRASKYN was our main best seller!

Dual-Stimulator: Our best-selling dual-stimulator was The Hummingbird. I had sooo many great reviews of it, especially compared to the normal Rabbit. It thrusts, has different speeds of vibration, pulsation, and thrusting. And it's waterproof!

Strap-On: Actually, our best seller in this category was a strapless one! The Gal Pal has a few different sizes. It takes some kegel-muscle strength to hold it in, but our customers loved it! Not only is it hands-free, but it also comes with a bullet that sends vibrations through each end!

Anal: Our best selling anal toy was a 3 speed anal bead set that, unfortunately, I cannot find a link to at this point! If I find it again, I will update this post. It was flexible and waterproof --- and I remember that it was made by California Exotics. This the closest to it in that particular brand that I can find now. Others that match it are this, this, and this.

Lube: This is divided into two categories. For vaginal and toy use, it's best to use a water-based lubricant. A lot of toys are made from materials that will start breaking down if used with a silicone-based lube. Our best seller in water-based lube was Liquid Silk. It's actually one that I still highly recommend to my friends or anyone that asks! If things start getting a bit dry while using it, all you have to do is add a few drops of water to it and it's back to being nice and slick! For silicone-based lube, Wet Platinum was our best seller. Wet Platinum is one of the best types of silicone-based lubricants to use for the more risque types of play.

Realistic-feeling Male Masturbator: The Sasha Grey Ultra Skyn Vibrating Pussy and Ass was our best seller in this list! It is ribbed inside to make it feel more realistic than the normal toys. It is also made of a material called UR3 that, to touch, feels like actual skin. The only downside I found from working with it is that you have to make sure to clean it regularly and use a specific type of powder after cleaning it, else it will start deteriorating.

Novelty (Joke): The sheep blow-up doll and the Filthy Fireman blow-up doll were our best sellers in this category. I have a couple of funny stories to go with these.

u/bunabhucan · 7 pointsr/askastronomy

Four hundred of these will get that 200lb object to 22km. If that object is you then you will have passed out and died long before then but do it somewhere remote so your carcass doesn't hurt anyone when the balloons burst.

u/TriflingHotDogVendor · 5 pointsr/CFB
u/ComputerByte · 5 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/zebragrrl · 4 pointsr/asktransgender

OP, If you're talking about breast forms... "chicken cutlet" is a dismissive slang term in the transgender community, for those 'cleavage enhancement' pads (look, don't buy) that promise a 1-2 cup size increase, but generally provide little or nothing in terms of results for transgender women. You can tell it's a "Chicken Cutlet" because it looks like a Chicken Cutlet

Others have mentioned birdseed, but if you are looking for diy options, you can also use pantyhose and rice... also lentils, seeds, really any dry grains that won't fall through the weave of the fabric. One thing to keep in mind though, as the grain raises to body temperature, and as the form absorbs perspiration, the grain will start to smell more noticeably as the grain it is. (rice smell if using rice, for example) So when choosing a filler, check the bulk section in your grocery store, and give it a good smell first to see how you feel about it.

DIY "Birdseed" breast form instructions

Another great DIY option (short term) is using large balloons filled with Sodium Polyacrylate gel. Finding the Sodium Polyacrylate is easy, and inexpensive (try science education supply shops online, teachersource, for example - 1lb will last you ages).. the larger balloons can be a hassle to find in a good size. Standard balloons you buy in a toy or party supply shop will be way too small to bother with. The ones they use to put 'stuffed animals' inside of, tend to be better for this. Basically the balloon has to be vaguely breast-sized when completely deflated (think medium sized whoopee cushion), because you won't be putting the gel in under pressure, and you wouldn't want it to 'pop' either... no one wants to find themselves with a bra full of body-temperature applesauce. These might be the right size when deflated, I can't tell

ps, don't use whoopee cushions, they're not well made, and the edge seams tend to fail.

The balloon/gel type, unfortunately can leak, and aren't good for 'full time' daily wear. I've had one leak on me in the past, and yes, I was out in the world (in class at college), and couldn't do anything about it, thankfully it was leaking on the 'skin facing' side. Once I had a chance I took them both out, and zipped up my sweater and just dealt with my personal embarrassment, knowing hardly anyone noticed or cared, then came home and cried. The lifespan of a balloon/gel type can vary, but 3-6 weeks is about as long as I'd trust a set.

If you're willing to go all out for breast forms, some sellers on ebay sell some pretty hardcore breast forms made of silicone, going into sizes well beyond the useless "chicken cutlet' sizes. They can be quite expensive, but you get what you pay for. These look promising, for example, but larger sizes get more expensive, fast. While making my one-last-ditch-effort to deal with my extended time off HRT, I purchased a pair. Based on my experience with breast forms in the past, I ordered a set 2-3 sizes larger than described (because I'm not a small girl).. but imagine my surprise when they arrived, and were actually way too big, and too heavy to be any use to me! So when it comes to sizing, be very careful, and always read the feedback comments.

u/flargenhargen · 4 pointsr/AskReddit
u/BattleHall · 4 pointsr/guns

Here are some 3' balloons for $5 bucks, and some 8' weather balloons for just under $20.

u/ladybrowncoat · 3 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

A gold M.

I would like 0 for me and some for /u/bunnylebowski1 /u/sweetiebud3 and /u/homeallday <3

I'd prefer platinum-190

u/mynameiscam · 2 pointsr/Sasquatch

I think that I am going to go with your idea for the flag but instead of a large amount of small balloons I am going to get a weather balloon!. I was also thinking about putting a small strobe light inside the balloon but I dont think it would last the entire festival. Any thoughts or suggestions? Look for the weather balloon and party with me!

u/TheNutmegger · 2 pointsr/politics

Now you can get a [2' version](10 pack bonus - angry baby trump foil balloons | 24 inches | perfect for parties | gag gifts | 100% satisfaction guarantee https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FZX3GLX/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_FXuaCb148DK53)of the balloon on Amazon. They were all over our local Protect Mueller protest. Really made it festive.

u/EngineeringQueen · 2 pointsr/weddingplanning
u/CappyChino · 2 pointsr/NoStupidQuestions

Looks like Amazon has them... 6ft/72 Inch Latex Climb in Balloon(180cm), Orange https://amazon.com/dp/B071GQC8JQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_TTM4CbAETWVYW

u/Edggar_08 · 2 pointsr/DunderMifflin

Now you will never have trouble finding brown balloons

u/GreyGreenBrownOakova · 2 pointsr/gifs

Got $9.50 and a friend who's not a blabbermouth?

u/Anonymoose_wrex · 2 pointsr/MGTOW

Lol, you ever seen the Lovin' lamb? Just wrap that around a Boston Bot, mount a Fleshlight and we got a prototype!

Edit: This could actually massively improve their funding. They might consider it low brow but the porn industry advances whole lines of tech already. It would be silly to deny such a sure fire way into such exposure and investment, I would think.

u/Yokuo · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I don't need the gold, but I want /u/spencerkami, /u/notimeforidiots, and /u/abby89 to have gold, so this is for them!

Here's my golden "M" item!

Though "I'd prefer platinum-190" :p

u/biggwyte · 2 pointsr/LSD

LED balloons Latest design! 20 inches - 8 pack with 8 sets 3 modes colorful Fairy LED strings inflatable with Helium https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H6YFHQ7/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_ENRUCbXBGVQ98

u/Dyolf_Knip · 1 pointr/todayilearned

Heck, here you go. An 8' diameter weather balloon on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/Professional-Quality-Diameter-Balloon-300Grams/dp/B004I45LX0

By my calculations, it has an inflated volume of 7.5 cubic meters, which if filled with H2 could lift (minus its own weight) 18 lbs.

u/xaffinityx · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Gold M balloon!

I'd prefer platinum-190.

One month!

(: Hi!

Thanks for the gold M! (:

u/AREA_51_BALLOONS · 1 pointr/dank_meme

It's not dying out. There are 2 festivals and maybe a third. Get out there! Bring these!

Attention! The official weapon of the Area 51 event is here! See the video (1 minute watch) and the Amazon link to buy!

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1i0pXWqE0ck3cBta-rlGSC1E7EPL6Me4z

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07VXBYNJ3?ref=myi_title_dp

u/fahzbehn · 1 pointr/crossdressing

Short version:

Start with these: http://www.amazon.com/Latex-Balloon-Premium-Helium-Quality/dp/B006VGJ0FI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1453762036&sr=8-1&keywords=32%22+latex+balloons

Depending on the size, pun not intended, you want to take the inner fibrous core of one to one and a half (two, I've found, overfills them) large adult diapers. You push the filling into the open end of the balloon then, once filled, slowly add water until you get the right consistency. The inner cores slowly gel up. Tie off much like you would a water balloon.

Here are two pictures of the "smaller" pair I did.

http://imgur.com/gallery/ghVuj/new

These make a generous C cup for me, though I have a larger pair. I love the feel of them and use them for live action role play costuming. The feel is excellent and they will warm to body temperature. I've had people take a grope and go "My god, those feel real." It still amused me that my roomy, who is female, likes to play with them when I'm not wearing them as stress relief. As she jokes "They feel better than mine do and I won't get horny playing with them." Not bad for what amounts to $10 forms. I do plan to make larger ones using 48" balloons because I have a 56K cup bra that I actually want to fill for an event in April.

u/pandaeatbambo0 · 1 pointr/Coachella

This year, for weekend 1, I bought LED balloons for fun to throw into the crowd. It turns out to be a great way to make my groups asian train noticeable, and was a totem for us to find each other.

Steal my idea. We had designated meeting points, so we would look for the balloons in certain areas. Ex, Speaker A4 at the main stage, Speaker S1 for the Outdoor Stage, Right side of the sound booth of the Sahara, etc.

u/playhertwo · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

How the what in where?!?!?!?

This has made me orgasm in ways I didn't know possible. I don't think people want too much detail, but it's ridiculous.

I don't even know

My nsfw list

For your birthday cake

u/makenoapologies · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
  • Gold "M"
  • I'd prefer platinum-190
  • I would love for /u/paxgarmana to get some gold because he's never had any and all people should get to experience the awesomeness of being summoned. /u/ebooksgirl and /u/Divergent99 should also get some gold because Omahans must stick together!!

    Thank you for the contest!
u/schoocher · 1 pointr/politics

How about passing out thousands of little baby Trump balloons?

u/parmenionofmacedon · 1 pointr/SargonofAkkad

Actually upon reflection I think you were looking for
https://www.amazon.com/Naughty-Inflatable-Sheep-Backdoor-Pleasure/dp/B00N39DJO4

u/GreyAndroidGravy · 1 pointr/funny
u/Luckystar812 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Golden "M" Balloon!

One month of gold :)
Thank you for the contest!

I'd prefer platinum-190

u/HarmlessWarlock · 0 pointsr/indianapolis