I like the submersible light idea, but I'm thinking that since you found it walking your dog, it's probably from a balloon.

I find them on the ground now and again, as I live in a neighborhood with lots of children, therefore lots of children's parties. Kids let the balloons escape, they get popped, and the lights end up on the ground. The lights work for about 24 hours.

For real


Edit: (found it)[6ft/72 Inch Latex Climb in Balloon(180cm), Blue https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0721PGL1R/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_UUdVAbJRCHN4E]

Probably best solution is to get a container with a lock on it.


Hopefully troublesome roommate doesn't develop "night safe cracking disorder".

Lockboxes, all the lockboxes! Maybe a minifridge in your room?
https://www.amazon.com/Portable-Fridge-Locker-Food-Safe/dp/B07FN1CGPY

Food thieves can definitely eat a bag of dicks. Preferably Haribo sugar-free gummy dicks.

"That's not necessary!" "That's embarrassing!" Yes, it is, thieving fuckface.

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Next time you order from Amazon, you can add 144 umbrellas for $4.

Baaaaah.

I got you a 10 pack fam
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07FZX3GLX/ref=sspa_mw_detail_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1

They make streamers that stay stuck to the tube! Could you have your bridal party do that for a similar effect?

here’s an example

Or these, https://www.amazon.in/Unique-Count-Umbrella-Toothpicks-Assorted/dp/B00KKN8G6W

There's also this. Maybe she'll get the hint with a locked food cage.

Shhhhhhh. Don’t tell anyone.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/0387097252/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_Bkh9Bb1YCDPZ5

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004I45LX0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_Hmh9BbQBDD7QA

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004091ZIS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_Tnh9Bb7T2VESC

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B012S6WJOS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_oph9BbWJWE8PZ

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07CXZBRW5/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_lqh9BbZP3YFDT

As long as people keep asking where to find shit, I'll keep this up.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0711X48K4/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1511149607&sr=8-1&keywords=please%2Bleave%2Bby%2B9%2Bparty%2Bbanner&dpPl=1&dpID=318Ua3vAdVL&ref=plSrch&th=1&psc=1

And yet this is still available on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/Naughty-Inflatable-Sheep-Backdoor-Pleasure/dp/B00N39DJO4

6ft/72 Inch Latex Climb in Balloon(180cm), Orange

I'm going to go by category for the best selling items, because it is easier for me:

Clitoral Stimulator: This was actually a tie between two different seven speed bullets. The first (which is my personal favorite and one of my longest lasting toys) is the Burning Angel 7 Speed Bullet. It is waterproof and held up for years for me. It was a quick seller and one of the best sellers in the category, with decent pricing as well. The second is the Doc Johnson 7 Wonders. We couldn't keep them on the shelves! The only downside of this one, for me, was that it isn't waterproof. However, it is Phthalate-Free --- no weird toy smell that normal toys have, no risk of allergic reaction.

Dildo: Doc Johnson's Blush ULTRASKYN was our main best seller!

Dual-Stimulator: Our best-selling dual-stimulator was The Hummingbird. I had sooo many great reviews of it, especially compared to the normal Rabbit. It thrusts, has different speeds of vibration, pulsation, and thrusting. And it's waterproof!

Strap-On: Actually, our best seller in this category was a strapless one! The Gal Pal has a few different sizes. It takes some kegel-muscle strength to hold it in, but our customers loved it! Not only is it hands-free, but it also comes with a bullet that sends vibrations through each end!

Anal: Our best selling anal toy was a 3 speed anal bead set that, unfortunately, I cannot find a link to at this point! If I find it again, I will update this post. It was flexible and waterproof --- and I remember that it was made by California Exotics. This the closest to it in that particular brand that I can find now. Others that match it are this, this, and this.

Lube: This is divided into two categories. For vaginal and toy use, it's best to use a water-based lubricant. A lot of toys are made from materials that will start breaking down if used with a silicone-based lube. Our best seller in water-based lube was Liquid Silk. It's actually one that I still highly recommend to my friends or anyone that asks! If things start getting a bit dry while using it, all you have to do is add a few drops of water to it and it's back to being nice and slick! For silicone-based lube, Wet Platinum was our best seller. Wet Platinum is one of the best types of silicone-based lubricants to use for the more risque types of play.

Realistic-feeling Male Masturbator: The Sasha Grey Ultra Skyn Vibrating Pussy and Ass was our best seller in this list! It is ribbed inside to make it feel more realistic than the normal toys. It is also made of a material called UR3 that, to touch, feels like actual skin. The only downside I found from working with it is that you have to make sure to clean it regularly and use a specific type of powder after cleaning it, else it will start deteriorating.

Novelty (Joke): The sheep blow-up doll and the Filthy Fireman blow-up doll were our best sellers in this category. I have a couple of funny stories to go with these.

I always recommend these to couples who can’t do sparklers:

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https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-1006-932-Pop-Streamers-pack/dp/B002BSHDKE/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1533151934&sr=8-2&keywords=pop+streamers

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The streamers stay attached to the popper so they don’t make a mess!

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At the end of this teaser you can see them being used inside a hotel hallway:

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https://instagram.com/p/BiKl7R3jsyl/

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https://www.amazon.com/Spirit-Halloween-High-Voltage-Box-Animatronics/dp/B0711SRS6V/ref=sr_1_5_a_it

What's next?

Animal-shaped sex dolls?

https://www.amazon.com/Naughty-Inflatable-Sheep-Backdoor-Pleasure/dp/B00N39DJO4



What's next then?


Inflatable CHILD ANIMAL SEX DOLLS?

https://www.amazon.com/Pipedream-Travel-Size-Lovin-Lamb/dp/B001P4J4QG/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_121_lp_tr_img_3?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=WFSYBB6P66AC937F5MCS

Four hundred of these will get that 200lb object to 22km. If that object is you then you will have passed out and died long before then but do it somewhere remote so your carcass doesn't hurt anyone when the balloons burst.

Or if she needs a bigger container Fun Express - Fridge Locker - Home Decor - Decorative Accessories - Home Accents - 1 Piece https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FN1CGPY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_WVVtDbMQPQYZY

https://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Star-Wars-Candy-Holder/dp/B0058DQAH6/ref=sr_1_1?crid=YTNRHGGDKGJ4&keywords=yoda+candy+holder&qid=1569648032&sprefix=yoda+candy+hol%2Caps%2C237&sr=8-1

https://www.amazon.com/Latex-Climb-Balloon-180cm-Orange/dp/B0721PGL1R?th=1&psc=1

https://smile.amazon.com/10-Pack-Bonus-Satisfaction-Guarantee/dp/B07FZX3GLX/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=baby+trump+balloon&qid=1556039168&s=gateway&sr=8-1

This was the best one I've seen so far: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0058DQAH6/

NSFW/NSFL

Seedy lamb

Here are some 3' balloons for $5 bucks, and some 8' weather balloons for just under $20.

a weather balloon

...and this https://www.amazon.com/Naughty-Inflatable-Sheep-Backdoor-Pleasure/dp/B00N39DJO4?th=1

NTA. May I introduce the Fridge Locker?

https://www.amazon.com/Latex-Climb-Balloon-180cm-Orange/dp/B071GQC8JQ?th=1

Yup!!! Amazon too! linky link

A gold M.

I would like 0 for me and some for /u/bunnylebowski1 /u/sweetiebud3 and /u/homeallday <3

I'd prefer platinum-190

Here's an 8 foot diameter weather balloon. With shipping it's just a bit more than $20, but it doesn't get much bigger than this for that price range.

google tells me spirit halloween, amazon, homedepot, etc https://www.amazon.com/Spirit-Halloween-High-Voltage-Box-Animatronics/dp/B0711SRS6V

Here's a 144-pack of 4" umbrellas for $4.60.

How about pop out streamers that remain attached (so all the clean up with be is just throwing the whole thing out since the streamers are attached)? Like these from Amazon, check out the pics

Zombie Flamingooooooo!!!

I bought my Xikar Allume double jet on April 16, 2016 and it's still going strong even though it's beat to hell and no longer has any enamel on it.

Edit: Found this one branded for Ashton cigars that is pretty cheap.
https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B011AJ3SGC/ref=od_aui_detailpages00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I don't need the gold, but I want /u/spencerkami, /u/notimeforidiots, and /u/abby89 to have gold, so this is for them!

Here's my golden "M" item!

Though "I'd prefer platinum-190" :p

I think that I am going to go with your idea for the flag but instead of a large amount of small balloons I am going to get a weather balloon!. I was also thinking about putting a small strobe light inside the balloon but I dont think it would last the entire festival. Any thoughts or suggestions? Look for the weather balloon and party with me!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0058DQAH6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_-FerDb6H22W61

I use Ultra Pro hinged cases to store my Dominion kingdoms

I'm totally stealing this idea! Genius!

Is this it?

https://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Star-Wars-Candy-Holder/dp/B0058DQAH6

Lol, you ever seen the Lovin' lamb? Just wrap that around a Boston Bot, mount a Fleshlight and we got a prototype!

Edit: This could actually massively improve their funding. They might consider it low brow but the porn industry advances whole lines of tech already. It would be silly to deny such a sure fire way into such exposure and investment, I would think.

They didn't print a banner, they printed several pages and stuck them together. Do the same.

Correction; It was a banner! Here is one on Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/Birthday-Banner-Office-Vinyl-Hanging/dp/B078YVTCGJ

Looks like Amazon has them... 6ft/72 Inch Latex Climb in Balloon(180cm), Orange https://amazon.com/dp/B071GQC8JQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_TTM4CbAETWVYW

Now you can get a [2' version](10 pack bonus - angry baby trump foil balloons | 24 inches | perfect for parties | gag gifts | 100% satisfaction guarantee https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FZX3GLX/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_FXuaCb148DK53)of the balloon on Amazon. They were all over our local Protect Mueller protest. Really made it festive.

It wasn't so much about being lazy, but getting a recommendation.

However, the lmgtfy link did make me realize it streamers I was looking for:

https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-1006-932-Pop-Streamers-pack/dp/B002BSHDKE

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075FSMLKX/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_9-fNBb6JCVAM8

Since I just bought my first "home" (a little condo), I've got a lot of that stuff on my "Dreaming of a Home" wishlist, so I picked one.
Of COURSE I don't need a Zombie Flamingo, who needs a zombie flamingo? I just want one. I'll strap him to my balcony or stick him in a plant inside. :)

Random fact: I hate showers. something about the water hitting my body. baths are good, sometimes I'll take a shower anyway just because it's quicker, but...hate showers. :/

Fun Express - Fridge Locker - Home Decor - Decorative Accessories - Home Accents - 1 Piece https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FN1CGPY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_Z0pSDbSDABNNJ

Ultra pro makes them in various sizes. Pretty common to receive shipments in them - I think card kingdom occasionally uses them, for instance. They're ok for shipping, but a bit fiddly for storage, imo, and I would rather have things sorted in boxes or deck boxes.

Yeah, found one on amazon. Ordering this lol. Link: https://www.amazon.de/Rubies-368371-Yoda-Candy-Holder/dp/B0058DQAH6/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=yoda+statue&qid=1565864828&s=gateway&sr=8-2

Golden "M" Balloon!

One month of gold :)
Thank you for the contest!

I'd prefer platinum-190

• Gold "M"
  
• I'd prefer platinum-190
  
• I would love for /u/paxgarmana to get some gold because he's never had any and all people should get to experience the awesomeness of being summoned. /u/ebooksgirl and /u/Divergent99 should also get some gold because Omahans must stick together!!
  
  Thank you for the contest!

[A gold letter M] (http://www.amazon.com/Inch-Megaloon-Gold-Letter-Balloons/dp/B001GMWRJS/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1395112913&sr=8-5&keywords=gold+letter+M)

I'd prefer plantinum-190

I would love 6 months of gold!

Halloween! I love it so very much.

skelemingo

We're using these - https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-1006-932-Pop-Streamers-pack/dp/B002BSHDKE Mainly because we can't leave anything on the ground in the park. We tried one out and it's awesome!

Hope you like Star Trek, because here are some of my favorite TOS art print sets: #3, #4, and #14. There's a bunch more if you look at all the art here too!

For stuff from Amazon, I've always like the Watchmen toaster and the zombie flamingo but don't have much of a use for either. Maybe you would get more use out of them?

Thanks for the contest, and I hope you have fun decorating your new place! Don't call it Frisco.

Climb in balloon!!

I believe it is this one right here https://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Star-Wars-Candy-Holder/dp/B0058DQAH6

Actually upon reflection I think you were looking for
https://www.amazon.com/Naughty-Inflatable-Sheep-Backdoor-Pleasure/dp/B00N39DJO4

They make lunch baskets that lock for this reason https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FN1CGPY/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_i_8RwCDbMQJMQ4H

https://www.amazon.com/Birthday-Banner-Office-Vinyl-Hanging/dp/B078YVTCGJ

or

https://www.amazon.com/Your-Birthday-Paper-Banner-Office/dp/B07C55CZ3S

How about passing out thousands of little baby Trump balloons?

I’m not sure if this person made their own, but you can buy the Graduation graduation cap on Amazon- https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01I1XGY52/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_.WZ3CbFV9YM5C

Graduation Tassel Topper here you go!

https://www.amazon.com/Calhoun-Thrones-House-Banner-Martell/dp/B00JLHH2M2/ref=sr_1_2_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1536340206&sr=8-2-spons&keywords=game%2Bof%2Bthrones%2Bhouse%2Bbanner&smid=A175FMQZM2DRQP&th=1

How the what in where?!?!?!?

This has made me orgasm in ways I didn't know possible. I don't think people want too much detail, but it's ridiculous.

I don't even know

My nsfw list

For your birthday cake

Heck, here you go. An 8' diameter weather balloon on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/Professional-Quality-Diameter-Balloon-300Grams/dp/B004I45LX0

By my calculations, it has an inflated volume of 7.5 cubic meters, which if filled with H2 could lift (minus its own weight) 18 lbs.

That makes more sense! I’ve seen birch bark garland that would be lovely as well.
https://www.amazon.ca/Darice-1186-16-Garland-Craftwork-84-Inch/dp/B00MA6Y5E4#immersive-view_1574774744012

The shock mats will not harm the cats, they are very effective and not painful, it's just a small zap its not like you are electrocuting them. Invite your roommates to put a hand on one so they understand. You could place one in your doorway and one on your shelf.
Or you could get a Ssscat canister that sprays citronella water when motion is detected in front of it, put that in your doorway/shelf (you can step over it to avoid it) https://www.amazon.com/Innotek-PDT00-13914-Ssscat-Spray-Kit/dp/B000RIA95G

You could stack another baby gate on top of the one you have so they can't jump over it.

Fridge lockers are also a thing, https://www.amazon.com/Portable-Fridge-Locker-Food-Safe/dp/B07FN1CGPY/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=refrigerator+locker&qid=1574482341&sr=8-2, you could get another one to keep in your room for dry goods.

I'm sorry about your situation, I hope these suggestions make it a little better. The best you can do is save up to live on your own as quick as possible and look forward to that day.

https://www.amazon.com/Naughty-Inflatable-Sheep-Backdoor-Pleasure/dp/B00N39DJO4/ref=pd_sim_121_3?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00N39DJO4&pd_rd_r=S49KG4Z520ARJE7YTEQ8&pd_rd_w=Y7xpz&pd_rd_wg=75N5b&psc=1&refRID=S49KG4Z520ARJE7YTEQ8 I found the perfect present for you and I hope you love it

It's 25 if you're fine with a logo on it. It's branded with the ashton logo and it's the same torch with the same warranty.

Xikar Allume Dual Torch Cigar Lighter - Ashton https://www.amazon.com/dp/B011AJ3SGC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_Ba7YzbP8W68H7

During Game of Thrones season, I have the banners of House Stark, Targaryen, Lannister and Baratheon.

These ones: https://www.amazon.com/Game-Thrones-Targaryen-Family-Banner/dp/B00JLHH2M2/ref=pd_lpo_21_lp_img_3?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=9J3BA29V34F2QRR6T169

Gold M balloon!

I'd prefer platinum-190.

One month!

(: Hi!

Thanks for the gold M! (:

Surely you'd want a long role, not individual squares?

https://www.amazon.com/Darice-1186-16-Garland-Craftwork-84-Inch/dp/B00MA6Y5E4/ref=pd_bxgy_201_img_2?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00MA6Y5E4&pd_rd_r=PXNHJRA92JEDHMA7TK0K&pd_rd_w=6aUuL&pd_rd_wg=UqrgS&psc=1&refRID=PXNHJRA92JEDHMA7TK0K

I don't know how well it would last as backing on a bow, the stretching and shock of shooting would surely shred it pretty quickly.

> And fwiw, I have shipped P9 (not a lotus) in a toploader + bubble mailer, because it suffices.

You're either lying, or a fool.

EDIT: This is how you ship cards - https://www.amazon.com/Ultra-Pro-Hinged-Card-Storage/dp/B001PLDR6M . Tape it shut + a bubble mailer.

You'll love these: https://www.amazon.com/Pre-Strung-Birthday-Holiday-Housewarming-Hanging/dp/B0711X48K4

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