Best snack foods according to redditors
We found 2,530 Reddit comments discussing the best snack foods. We ranked the 1,482 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
We found 2,530 Reddit comments discussing the best snack foods. We ranked the 1,482 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
did you know that you can just buy them? send a pack to your buddies out in the field, they'll be the most popular person there.
http://www.amazon.com/Gardettos-Roasted-Garlic-Chips-8-0-Ounce/dp/B000IOC7RW
I'm trying to minimize fast food and other garbage, and lose a few pounds as I work towards my 1/2 goal of 1:30. I've been eating these protein bars with lots of fiber and lots of protein, and imo they're pretty tasty. But now i'm eating way too many of them, and I want to try some meal prep to mix things up. I'm thinking kale and some crushed nuts--anyone have a bulk meal prep kale recipe that'd they'd recommend?
Edit: You guys are amazing, thanks :)
we normally let the last place guy from the previous year choose what next year's last place will be but we always brain storm options:
- sacko gets frosted tips for a month
- SAT or open mic night at a comedy club (classic)
- 12 month calendar spread where the other 11 guys each choose a month on how to dress/pose the loser. everything is SFW but embarassing (no nudity is the only rule)
- rhinestone licensplate holder until next season
- loser runs a 5k wearing a business suit and dress shoes
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we've also had some narly side bets on h2h matchups. i lost week one and as a punishment had to text my ex of 5 years (it did not turn out well). loser of week 11 has to eat this on camera
I'll just leave this here...
you mean these
http://www.amazon.com/Gardettos-Roasted-Garlic-Chips-8-0-Ounce/dp/B000IOC7RW/ref=sr_1_11?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1333949759&sr=1-11
Also these. I have to be honest, I like these a lot better. They taste more like the ones found in bold Chex mix.
I would recommend these Dunkaroos. With shipping you will be paying $8.74 on the single pack you're buying now.
With subscribe and save, this 14-pack comes to only $2.37 per unit with free shipping.
You can buy them from Amazon!
84 with vanilla frosting, $35.77.
24 pack variety vanilla and chocolate, $19.44 Buy two for free shipping, or toss in a cheap movie/basic essentials. Or buy this.
These things are AWESOME! The spicy ones are a little to hot for me. I've got a box of the regular ones on my auto order list from Amazon. I go through a 2 boxes a year.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000UPFWW6
I usually go with eggs. Lots of eggs. Eggs + HWC + veggies + cheese. Bake in the oven and boom. Quiche for days.
Chicken thighs are almost always on sale and you can do a lot with them. Broil with low cab BBQ sauce, slow cook a curry, bread with pork rinds and fry em up.
This barrel is HUGE and much cheaper than buying 1oz bags at the grocer.
I also buy a lot of ground beef because it's versatile. Tacos, chili, just seasoned over cauli rice, mixed into (you guessed it) eggs.
seaweed chips!
>Seaweed (and specifically nori, the kind usually used for seaweed snacks) is a cocktail of nutrients, including high levels of vitamins A and C, and calcium. Vegans can rejoice in the fact that it's one of the only natural, non-animal sources of vitamin B-12, which is essential for many cognitive and bodily functions. In addition, sea vegetables tout particularly high amounts of iodine, potassium, selenium, iron, and magnesium—unrivaled by land vegetables, as these minerals are especially concentrated in seawater. Better yet, all of this comes in a very low-calorie package: For example, one bag of SeaSnax's classic Olive Oil flavor has 16 percent and 8 percent of our daily recommended value of vitamins A and C, respectively, at a cost of just 50 calories. And that's for two servings.
Elle
It goes on to explain that you need to watch for added salt + other added ingredients. Look for one with a short list of ingredients.
6 months. And try these!! https://www.amazon.com/Bamba-Peanut-Butter-Snacks-Natural/dp/B0078DPBII
People's Choice Beef Jerky - Old Fashioned - Original - Peppered - Sugar-Free, Carb-Free, Keto-Friendly - 1 Pound, 1 Bag https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0176REM9E?ref=yo_pop_ma_swf
This stuff is the best.
They can be covered in chocolate 😁
If you don't already have a food scale for your kitchen, it's definitely a good practice to get into (not only for keto but for general calorie management).
Sometimes you can find these sugar-free additives by DaVinci which are great for coffees.
Get the kind you make fresh in the microwave.
Just look on amazon, you can buy in big bulk bags or single serving bags like popcorn. Eat them immediately after making when they’re still popping and cracking. They get less delicious as they sit and get stale.
The spicy flavor of these is the best I’ve had so far:
Lowrey's Bacon Curls Microwave Pork Rinds (Chicharrones), Original, 1.75 Ounce (Pack of 18) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000UPFWW6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_8AnXBbWJ3ZAZP
While some people judge me for buying food off Amazon, it's the best place to find rare items:
http://www.amazon.com/lays-ketchup-chips-Ketchup-Chips/dp/B0043KZBPC
https://www.amazon.com/Kirkland-Signature-Protein-energy-variety/dp/B01GSL9KAU
http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2
I'm american, and I've never seen chicken-flavored potato chips. The only chicken-flavored snacks I know of sold in the US are these things, and they don't really taste much like chicken (they're basically just salty little crackers which, if you use your imagination and look really hard at the picture of the chicken on the box, still don't taste like chicken)
Are you referring to Lowrey’s? Lowry’s is the season salt company.
Anyway, I’m a huge chicharrone lover but have never come across a variety that you microwave. I’ll have to check these out, thanks.
Utz Pork Rinds
Ingredients: pork skin & salt
24 pack of MRE Jalapeno cheese spread
I'm sensitive to histamines, but don't seem to have a problem with them. However, I also only eat these: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002O5QWD8/ and not the packaged bags from stores.
Kirkland (Costco) brand Protein bars. I'd just avoid the cinnamon ones - the taste is OK at first, but it gets old fast.
https://www.amazon.com/Kirkland-Signature-Protein-energy-variety/dp/B01GSL9KAU
These? I love them. : /
Awesome tip!
Perhaps in our emails we should include some low carb products that they already carry to make the "browse path" appear more necessary/useful.
Some possible examples..
Lowrey's Bacon Curls, microwave Pork Rinds
Just the Cheese Mini Round Snacks
You're welcome:
Utz Pork Rinds, 18 oz Barrel https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001YJ2VOO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_FntBzbK0NV9D6
Oh man, I'm the same way. A few of my go-tos:
You said you're not into raw foods, but another couple ones that I think are worth mentioning:
Get Bamba.
http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2015/02/23/388450621/feeding-babies-foods-with-peanuts-appears-to-prevent-allergies
https://www.israel21c.org/israels-top-snack-bamba-prevents-allergy/
I really dig these. I get them in 1lb bags from amazon. (Cheaper if you order directly from the company, but whatever)
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0176REM9E/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1
Omg this is exactly what I needed to hear. Was close to the tipping point of buying a few boxes of Quests. Thanks brah
Edit: for those of you who ain't part of that Costco club like myself, free shipping from Amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01GSL9KAU/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_a_it?qid=1466475919&sr=8-1&keywords=kirkland+protein+bars&pi=SY200_QL40
If you aren't going to overclock then why spend $20 more on the unlocked processor? Also, you should buy your snacks in bulk, they're 35% cheaper that way.
You're in luck, my friend. They do.
Nah, he uses these.
He's a piece of shit.
My fave Amazon finds (with links):
Microwave Pork Rinds are good snacks.
A link to their [Nutrition information.] (http://shop.oberto.com/img/nutrition/obo-504428.gif)
http://www.amazon.com/Utz-Pork-Rind-Barrel-oz/dp/B001YJ2VOO/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1415805874&sr=8-2&keywords=pork+rinds
try those seaweed crisps from trader joe's if you have one in your area. one package is 99 cents, and they're pure seaweed.
https://www.amazon.com/Trader-Joes-Roasted-Seaweed-Snack/dp/B003VG0MYY
TJ seaweed snacks & broccoli florets ALL DAY
I like to take small packets of nuts, individually wrapped cheese(Like string cheese or cheddar sticks), and there's a bacon jerky available now that has very low carbs since it's not bbq or teriyaki flavored. Oberto Bacon Jerky. I get mine at Walmart.
Had such a nice easter, my mom gave me a basket with a bunch of keto snacks. I wanted to post it but saw everyone else's so I'll post it here XD
She also included a bunch of pecans.
Bit pricey, but...
https://www.amazon.com/MRE-Jalapeno-Cheddar-Cheese-Spread/dp/B01NBVHLKM/
Were amazing, or are amazing?
He's won the award for slamming on nerds
[This soup] (http://fluffychixcook.com/low-carb-keto-italian-sausage-soup-guest-post-from-soren-schreiber-katz/)
[These freaking wonderful noodles] (https://www.amazon.com/Explore-Cuisine-Organic-Spaghetti-Certified/dp/B01MREZJC8/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1518256904&sr=8-1&keywords=explore%2Bcuisine%2Bsoybean%2Bpasta&dpID=61TO9MhqTiL&preST=_SY300_QL70_&dpSrc=srch&th=1) with Rao's Marina and lots of cheese
[This keto pizza] (https://www.ruled.me/low-carb-pepperoni-pizza/)
[This cheese spread] (http://bluemooseofboulder.com/project/green-chile-cheddar-spread/) with some grape tomatoes and low carb tortilla
Tuna salad made with lots of mayo, some mustard, and chopped up sugar free sweet pickles in a low carb wrap
Snacks: Blue Diamond Habanero BBQ almonds, [these pork rinds] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000UP8QQ0/ref=twister_B008AZE7K6?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1) or cheddar cheese shredded and microwaved on wax paper (a la homemade whisps) with guacamole, some salsa, and sour cream.
Ocean spray diet cranberry grape juice.
Halo top ice cream (chocolate chip cookie dough) or Lucerne "watch'n carbs" [sic] chocolate coated vanilla ice cream bar if I'm really hankering for a sweet treat.
Bro, I'm about to change your life.
I can't go back to regular pork rinds after these.
Have you ever tried the microwave pork rinds? They smell awesome and they sizzle when you take the bag out.
i'll leave this here
Microwave pork rinds. Get on board.
Amazon!
$17 for a pack of 18 !!!
http://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-microwave-chicharrones-original-1-75-Ounce/dp/B000UPFWW6/ref=zg_bs_16323071_1/186-6517039-9356906
Pork rinds are an acquired taste. I'm a big fan of chili lime flavored and salt and vinegar (and a store near me sells sriracha flavored which are pretty great). I like to crush up the BBQ or spicy flavored and use them to shake and bake chicken. And the Lowrey's microwavable pork rinds are great popcorn replacement
I love those little summer sausage bites: http://www.johnsonville.com/products/beef-deli-bites.html
Got this recently at Kroger and it was great, but it's already been discontinued at my store: http://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B00Z21YDQ4
Lily's Chocolate Bars are really good, but pricey: http://smile.amazon.com/LILYS-Chocolate-Variety-Coconut-Original/dp/B00PHMC9L4
Microwave Pork Rinds: http://smile.amazon.com/Lowreys-microwave-chicharrones-original-1-75-Ounce/dp/B000UPFWW6
Other than that, maybe individual sized packs of nuts, string cheeses, little sample jars of fancy nut butters (or like those squeeze packs of Justin's Almond Butter).
Congrats on the whole family getting on board. That's great.
Ha =) well this diet will test your will power that's for sure. But it gets a lot easier as you learn what works for you.
I am glad you made it here. Most IBDers don't think they can only eat meat and survive and therefore never try. I have only anecdotal evidence but from what I have seen lots of them would benefit from it.
Few tips to start off:
https://www.amazon.com/Utz-Pork-Rinds-18-Barrel/dp/B001YJ2VOO/ref=zg_bs_16323071_1
http://grasslandbeef.com/
I order my groceries through FreshDirect so technically I get 90% of my stuff online :).
That being said...the stuff I get outside of that site are:
EDIT: Formatting.
You're Welcome
I am your God.
orgasm
Also, I ordered some. I taste an ama
Sugary goodness in roo form.
Good news.
https://www.amazon.com/Chicken-Biskit-Original-Crackers-8-Ounce/dp/B000F9XB8O
Seems I was off on my spelling.
Sort of, yes. Mail-order but worth it. Microwave Bacon Curls AKA pork rinds but way better- here's the Amazon link.
http://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-Bacon-Microwave-1-75-Ounce-Packages/dp/B000UP8QQ0
also
http://www.microwaveporkrinds.com/
I ordered mine off Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000UP8QQ0/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
You can pop pork rinds. https://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-Original-Microwave-Chicharrones-Package/dp/B000UPFWW6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnqOqUeVC2I
My son is the T1 but my husband and I are Keto also. Here are some fav snacks/foods:
Lowrey’s Microwave Pork Rinds: 0 net carbs. I hate bagged pork rinds but love these. We eat them with cheddar dip or guacamole usually. One bag makes about the same as the regular pre-bagged kind.
Mission Low Carb Tortillas: 4 net carbs. You can make your own low carb chips by brushing with oil and baking in the oven. Or make some wraps with your favorite meats and cheeses.
Blue Diamond Flavored Almonds: 3 net carbs (about 14 almonds) We love the wasabi, bbq, and chocolate.
Schmidt 647 Bread: 6 net carbs per slice. It’s indistinguishable from regular sandwich bread. We like the Italian the best.
Lily’s Chocolate: 4 net carbs for 1/2 bar. For when you have a sweet tooth.
Popcorn: 11 net carbs for 1/3 of a large microwave bag (about 4 cups) We use this instead of chips in my son’s lunch. I’ve read that it can spike some people so YMMV.
Veggies and dip: blue cheese, ranch, and Italian dressings are usually low carb.
Strawberries: about 2 net carbs per berry.
Lunch meats and cheeses, bacon, boiled eggs: <2 net carbs
These! Warm and crunchy.
Lowrey's Bacon Curls Microwave... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000UPFWW6?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
These are my number 1 drunk snack.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000UPFWW6/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&amp;colid=3JJNKN05BA6PS&amp;coliid=ILOLP0SXS5QSE&amp;psc=1
http://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-microwave-chicharrones-original-1-75-Ounce/dp/B000UPFWW6
Hell yes. SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE STORE BOUGHT ONES! http://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-microwave-chicharrones-original-1-75-Ounce/dp/B000UPFWW6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1453992178&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=microwave+pork+rinds
The worst smell I've ever experienced was burnt microwave pork rinds
I've worked in an open pit coal mine where coal would experience spontaneous combustion. I've spent time in a slaughterhouse.
I've had a lot of shitty jobs with horrible smells. Burnt microwave pork rinds is by far the worst.
Lowrey's Microwave Pork Rinds
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000UPFWW6
http://www.amazon.com/Herrs-Potato-Ketchup-Flavored-1-Ounce/dp/B0018SPTMW
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Herrs-Heinz-Ketchup-Potato-Chips-4.50-oz/10313837 maybe?
https://www.amazon.com/Herrs-Potato-Chips-Ketchup-Flavored/dp/B0018SPTMW
Amazon!
the packaging has change since 10+ years he's had it in Canada and tastes is also different..but he says it's pretty damn close to it :D
A barrel of Pork Rinds!
One of my staples. It's easy to eat a lot of calories though, so I always portion them out rather than eating from a big container. They can't be your sole source of protein, but that seems unlikely to be a problem.
There's no reason they need to contain sugar or carbs of any kind. I get plain ones and then put powdered cheese, ranch, etc., flavor on them if I feel like it.
http://amzn.com/B001YJ2VOO
Microwavable pork rinds, fresh every time. Cheese drying to make cheesy puff crackery bites that taste like cheezits. Sugar free jello mousse: 4oz softened cream cheese, 1/4c cream, 2Tbsp powdered sweetener, 2-1/4tsp sugar free jello powder blended, divide into 2 to 4 portions and refrigerate. Try raspberry with unsweetened coconut and slivered almonds or dark cherry blended with a few lily's chocolate chips, or orange flavor and cocoa powder, etc. Good for a special occasion dessert.
If you like seaweed, I have found that sheets of seaweed are a good snack. It's really a specific taste, though .. Soynuts and roasted chickpeas are also really good, if you want a break from nuts.
$12 bucks for a 6 pack on Amazon, each pack contains two portions at 30 calories each (but you'll eat them both). [Edit: They're $0.99 in-store] Someone commented this on the Amazon product page:
> What everyone who loves these needs to know is that if you have a Trader Joe's in the neighborhood and they don't stock this, or stock it intermittently, they will be quite happy to order a supply for you. That's what one of the helpful crew members at our local TJs told me, and it is definitely true. Now I have enough for a month or two (30 packages, purchased at the TJ price of $.99 each) and when I run out, I can order more
I wonder if these could be made at home, and if that would be cost effective?
You can buy them online.
Try Bamba-an Israeli snack that is similar and yet better.
Link:https://www.amazon.com/Bamba-Snack-Peanut-8-Count/dp/B0078DPBII
You're in luck!
I found Flackers (flaxseed crackers) at my local Whole Foods. 6 crackers are 1 net carb.
If you want a zero carb beef jerky try these
I've actually made bacon jerky. It was made with extra thick cut bacon. I don't think it would last as long as regular jerky, but it's gone so fast that it doesn't really matter.
Edit: Also this stuff is pretty decent.
Oh now. It's real pork bacon.
http://www.amazon.com/Oberto-Natural-Bacon-Jerky-Ounce/dp/B00APK7UN0
Bought some when we were at a rest stop. Ate the whole bag.
Oberto All-Natural Applewood Smoked Bacon Jerky, 2.5 Ounce https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00APK7UN0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_MNZOBb2M0HFYB
the stick ones are easy with a jerky gun. I avoided one for the first two-three years of making jerky because I thought it was dumb, but I finally bit the bullet and wish I had gotten one sooner.
I either buy really lean ground beef or grind it my self, mix it together with the flavor with a paddle attachment of my stand mixer and then load the tubes. Dries in about 5 hours for me.
I might have to try that extra-thin kind! New texture/thinness to try. Awesome.
For anyone in the keto-friendly jerky market, I'll add I'm a rabid fan of People's Choice Beef Jerky.
Several of their kinds are sugar-free (Old Fashioned Peppered, Old Fashioned Hot & Spicy, and Carne Seca Limon con Chile) and keto friendly with minimal ingredients. For example, the Old Fashioned Peppered is "Ingredients: Beef, Water, Seasoning (Sea Salt, Spices, Garlic)."
I LOATHE all commercial beef jerky, but this stuff is insanely good. I've introduced a couple people to it, who were skeptical due to their own dislike of commercial beef jerky, and now they're requesting it constantly.
It looks like cheapest option for 16 oz of the Cattaneo Brothers is $29 before shipping. (The thin-cut and cowboy cut seem significantly more expensive). People's Choice is 16 oz for $27 including shipping for one-time purchases, but you can get People's Choice as low as like $25-ish if you set up a recurring order which... uh... I admit I might do because I am crazy-in-love with it.
(SIDE NOTE: You can also get People's Choice on Amazon, but you'll pay $2 more, so it's $29 including shipping there, but Amazon is convenient for many people and I often buy it there because I have a giftcard balance on Amazon so it's FREE MEAT OMG.)
I like this brand a lot, it's made with smiple ingredents and family made. They have a lot a different flavors but I can only vouch for the original.
People’s choice! They have carb free beef jerky. I should caveat that the ingredients include herbs and garlic, so it’s not truly carb free but it’s better than any other jerky I’ve found. A little pricey for me to keep it as a staple, but it’s great for hiking or traveling.
Oh i love scavenger hunts! They are so much fun!! Not gonna enter but I am gonna participate because they are a blast!!!
I'm gonna keep editing as I find things lol
ummm...
Does your family have a Costco membership? They sell Kirkland brand protein bars there that are pretty tasty (they've improved them a lot over the last 2 years; they used to be super gross). You can buy them for a higher price on Amazon.
Maybe even just pick up a bag of protein powder. It's not necessarily a cheap option, but it is an easy way to get more protein.
Could you make/have your family make some bean-based meals? It could be a simple pinto bean meal, or try out some different chickpea dishes (I love curry chickpeas).
I also just like munching on fried tofu as a snack (dried, pressed, salted, covered in garlic powder, fried in sesame oil).
They're Kirkland brand, but Kirkland is Costco's store brand and they're renowned for basically just repackaging top name brands so they could also be Quest bars.
https://www.amazon.com/Kirkland-Signature-Protein-energy-variety/dp/B01GSL9KAU
These are them, so if they otherwise look similar, it could be the same product in two wrappers.
Quest bars are my favorite, but I recently discovered these Costco knockoffs that only come in two varieties, but same macros for a fraction of the price of Quest bars. They are my go-to now. I order them on Amazon as I don't have a Costco near me.
Go forth and spread it
My fav 2 for work snacks/when I don't have time to eat but am hungry are:
Just the cheese: https://www.amazon.com/Just-Cheese-Classic-Cheddar-0-5-Ounce/dp/B000EML7DS/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1484166375&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=just+the+cheese
Almonds: https://www.amazon.com/Madi-Ks-Almonds-Natural-Nonpareil/dp/B00SUQCHSY/ref=sr_1_6_a_it?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1484166451&amp;sr=8-6&amp;keywords=100+calorie+almonds
Has anyone tried the Just the Cheese Mini Round Snacks? They look great and come in 7 different flavors, but I can't find a way to not have to order 16 bags of them. It would be totally worth it, though, if I could get an assorted pack.
Just the Cheese, or make your own.
Meat and Cheese rollups (can make your own or buy from Costco)
Roasted Sunflower, Watermelon, Pumpkin, Squash seeds -- low carb, high fat, rich nutrients, salt!
Beef Jerky (from high quality sources, no preservatives, watch carbs, but plenty are low carb).
I love these. Single serving bags 75 calories, 1 carb. https://www.amazon.com/Just-Cheese-Classic-Cheddar-0-5-Ounce/dp/B000EML7DS
I'm surprised nobody has linked to amazon yet...
You can buy them in bulk too!
Dunkaroos!
http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1323111683&amp;sr=8-1
For people who can't buy them in stores, you can get them on amazon! :D http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2
Buying in bulk is definitely the best option haha
Oh they do. A solid 8 pounds of dunkaroos for $40 can be found [here] (http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2)
http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1310628349&amp;sr=8-1
Enough to last you maybe 5 minutes
...and you can still get them on Amazon.
Relevant
I fucking LOVE DunkAroos.
I'll just leave this here.
Buy Dunkaroos Here
Dunkaroos still exist
Your username has brought back childhood memories
They could have been hexagons, I'm not 100% sure on that. Those were not them, though. These seemed much lower-quality (they were ~$1/box) and weren't crispy. Texture-wise, I'd say that they were pretty similar to those Chicken in a Biskit crackers, if you're familiar with those.
It's actually hard to say if we would call those cookies or crackers, because I've never had one... It looks like a cracker, but crackers are not sweet. There's also a cracker that we have here in the US that is called Chicken in a Biskit , but it's not a biskit it's a cracker! I don't know what the hell is going on anymore...
You can thank me later
You are welcome, my son.. Go and live the ultimate life of happiness.
Disclaimer: You might not want to buy a whole 12 pack.. or maybe you do.
Gardetto's Snack Mix, or better yet, the special request rye chips!
http://www.amazon.com/Gardettos-Snack-Original-Recipe-8-6-Ounce/dp/B00437FLHS/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1322537772&amp;sr=8-2
And
http://www.amazon.com/Gardettos-Roasted-Garlic-Chips-8-0-Ounce/dp/B000IOC7RW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1322537772&amp;sr=8-1
Omg how the hell did I forget Chex Mix?! The Gardetto Rye Only chips are so good though.
http://www.amazon.com/Gardettos-Roasted-Garlic-Chips-8-0-Ounce/dp/B000IOC7RW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1414504590&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=Gardetto%27s+Special+Request+Roasted+Garlic+Rye+Chips
Have you had these yet?
/u/allergictoapples
Chex Mix !!!
It's one of those things that people tend to forget about. Finding a recipe should be easy and it's a really easy process. Everyone's recipe is a little different. Some people like more Worcestershire sauce, some don't like the peanuts. I always add some Gardettos.
Or another super easy and enjoyable gift idea would be to make roasted pecans
They may go stale fairly fast. I buy these and love them.
You really should try the microwave pork rinds - they are a completely different animal than the bagged ones (which I also like). I get them by the box full from Amazon, but I've also seen them at some local grocery and discount stores. They are usually by the microwave popcorn.
https://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-Bacon-Curls-Microwave-Chicharrones/dp/B000UP8QQ0?crid=1UV65S702AMXI&keywords=lowrys%2Bmicrowave%2Bpork%2Brinds&qid=1540580143&sprefix=lowry%2Caps%2C146&sr=8-2&ref=sr_1_2&th=1
Yeah, sorry the link didn't post. Please forgive the newb, hopefully it will post now.
http://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-microwave-chicharrones-1-75-Ounce-Packages/dp/B000UP8QQ0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1343104761&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=spicy+pork+rinds
Buy yourself some on Amazon.
I've been meaning to try these but haven't gotten around to it yet..
> microwaveable pork rinds
these?
I'm in South Florida, so I NEED to find a store that does them fresh. I know they're here somewhere! I've also considered getting the ones you pop yourself, like these guys.
I find if you use enough guacamole, even sub-par pork rinds are pretty good. =)
They're a great chip substitite when you want something crunchy.
I have a bunch of of flavor powders like these so I can make then taste however I want as they tend to come come in plain, spicy and sometimes BBQ
http://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-microwave-chicharrones-original-1-75-Ounce/dp/B000UPFWW6
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=bl_sr_grocery?ie=UTF8&amp;field-brandtextbin=Gourmet+Fries+Seasonings&amp;node=16310101
A lot of people use them crushed up as a breadcrumb substitute too.
I keep a box of these at my work desk.
http://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-Microwave-Original-1-75-Ounce-Packages/dp/B000UPFWW6
Microwave Pork Rinds soaked in German butter with a little Cholula dripped in there. This is especially great when we don't have time to cook or I feel cravings coming on.
Have you tried [Lowrey's] (http://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-microwave-chicharrones-original-1-75-Ounce/dp/B000UPFWW6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1409055637&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=pork+rinds)? They're salty enough that I use them as my main salt component in nachos and stuff, but I do like them enough. Maybe you'll find they're less salty than your brands.
Have you tried the microwave pork rinds yet? I can't find them where I live, but Amazon sells them.
https://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-Original-Microwave-Chicharrones-Package/dp/B000UPFWW6/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1473210918&amp;sr=8-2&amp;keywords=microwave%2Bpork%2Brinds
There's r/snackexchange ....in the US we can get bags of "un-puffed" (idk how else to describe lol) pork skins that you microwave for $1 usd, they're just like making microwave popcorn! Maybe you can see if someone is willing to send you some? Not sure if they're available this way on amazon for you, idk how that works, just trying to be helpful :)
EDIT: link for said pork rinds
Have you seen the microwavable ones? Dollar General has them is what I've been told. They are stupid good. Faux-tatoes are ok especially if you add bacon and cheese.
You need this. Nothing like fresh hot out of the microwave crackling pork rinds.
Lowrey's Original Bacon Curls, 1.75-Ounce (Pack of 18) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000UPFWW6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_C0kozbCP3MTP2
At least you're snacking on Keto foods! Is it possible to adjust your daytime eating down a little bit to allow for a nighttime snack? Or try IF. I find it a lot easier to control my intake if I'm doing IF and therefore aren't eating until later in the day. Also try and remember that it'll all average out. There will be days you'll eat below your limit, and days you'll go over, but as long as the scale is trending down and you're eating the right foods, don't stress yourself too much.
Oh, and if you haven't already discovered microwavable pork rinds (think Keto popcorn), get thee to Amazon (assuming you like pork rinds).
I got these from my Secret Santa
http://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-microwave-chicharrones-original-1-75-Ounce/dp/B000UPFWW6
These don't have the same macros (more protein than fat) but they are good in a pinch.
https://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-Original-Bacon-Curls-1-75-Ounce/dp/B000UPFWW6
Also, I usually try to even out the macros and dip in mayo or throw some butter over them and treat them like popcorn.
Either way... they're delicious.
You can also get them on Amazon and sometimes you can stack a coupon with S&S.
Lowrey's Bacon Curls Microwave Pork Rinds (Chicharrones), Original, 1.75 Ounce (Pack of 18) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000UPFWW6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_hwzVAbCN1Z9TN
If he likes pork rinds, these are a must have. I'm throwing some in my boyfriend's Valentine's Day gift bag (along with a bottle of Bulleit and some fancy glasses) because he likes them so much, and he's not even keto.
Trust and believe.
amazon
At first I was nervous about the MSG, but then I read up on MSG and found that my fears were unfounded. There are plenty of other brands on and off amazon, though, so you can avoid the MSG if you're worried.
Yes they are, here's a link to Amazon (US) for them.
Here's the one I buy. Link
Hey OP....the most you're out is $24 with free shipping.
http://www.amazon.com/Herrs-Potato-Chips-Ketchup-Flavored/dp/B0018SPTMW
There's science behind the issue with the protein quality being poor and including the warning is an FDA requirement (see below).
I've never actually seen the label in person. Here's an example.
> When the protein in foods represented or purported to be for adults and children 4 or more years of age has a protein quality value that is a protein digestibility-corrected amino acid score of less than 20 expressed as a percent, or when the protein in a food represented or purported to be for children greater than 1 but less than 4 years of age has a protein quality value that is a protein digestibility-corrected amino acid score of less than 40 expressed as a percent, either of the following shall be placed adjacent to the declaration of protein content by weight: The statement "not a significant source of protein," or a listing aligned under the column headed "Percent Daily Value" of the corrected amount of protein per serving, as determined in paragraph (c)(7)(ii) of this section, calculated as a percentage of the Daily Reference Value (DRV) or Reference Daily Intake (RDI), as appropriate, for protein and expressed as a Percent of Daily Value. When the protein quality in a food as measured by the Protein Efficiency Ratio (PER) is less than 40 percent of the reference standard (casein) for a food represented or purported to be specifically for infants through 12 months, the statement "not a significant source of protein" shall be placed adjacent to the declaration of protein content. Protein content may be calculated on the basis of the factor 6.25 times the nitrogen content of the food as determined by the appropriate method of analysis as given in the "Official Methods of Analysis of the AOAC International," except when official AOAC procedures described in this paragraph (c)(7) require a specific factor other than 6.25, that specific factor shall be used.
> https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfcfr/CFRSearch.cfm?fr=101.9
I ordered these and they're pretty good. I also started brushing low carb tortillas with olive oil, cutting them into chips and baking them until they crisp up. Depending on the brand the carbs can add up but they're pretty filling with cheese and pepperoni so I don't wind up eating too many.
https://www.amazon.com/Utz-Pork-Rinds-18-Barrel/dp/B001YJ2VOO?th=1
I went through one of these in a month and just ordered 2 more.
http://www.amazon.com/Utz-Pork-Rind-Barrel-oz/dp/B001YJ2VOO in less
When it comes to crunchy snacking there is no equal as far as carbs maybe oven baked cheese chips?
No, though I’m sure those would work if you wanted the “base” to be hot and spicy. These are the ones I use:
Carolina Gold
I had the same issue with Doritos. But I learned to knock off their recipe for myself. I now make a Dorito style dip with greek yogurt. I'll have it on carrot sticks or radish slices. Or even pork rinds. It's not as easy as burying your face in a bag... but when you have control of all the knobs on the machine you end up a winner.
The hardest part about Dorito's is that a large ingredient is actually tomato powder. But Amazon can help.
https://www.amazon.com/Harmony-House-Foods-Tomato-Powder/dp/B0039QS496/ref=sr_1_4_a_it?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1501507313&amp;sr=8-4&amp;keywords=tomato%2Bpowder&amp;th=1
they have smaller sizes too.
Also: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002O5QWD8/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&amp;psc=1
they're crunchy, bacony, sugar free and actually have 9g of protein for a serving.
Try these microwave pork rinds instead. They are so much better when fresh.
Also, I think pork rinds on their own are pretty gross, but as a vehicle for dip they are amazing! Jalapeño artichoke or spinach dip, guacamole, and basically any kind of cheesy dip are keto friendly and pork rinds are the perfect delivery device.
http://www.amazon.com/Carolina-Gold-Nuggets-Microwave-Bake-N-Puffs/dp/B002O5QWD8/
These get an even higher rating on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002O5QWD8?psc=1&amp;redirect=true&amp;ref_=ox_sc_act_title_1&amp;smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER#customerReviews
You can get it in the Asian food section of your grocery store, trader joe's, and if you have an Asian supermarket, that works too. Also, I can get it at my local co-op.
Also, online like this
Do you have a trader joes?
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003VG0MYY?pc_redir=1411679297&amp;robot_redir=1
Nope. No one sells any.
Our only option is this ridiculousness
have you had these? https://www.amazon.com/Lays-Ketchup-Chips-1-Bag/dp/B0043KZBPC
You can probably order them online.
Doesn't exactly qualify as a food, but my dude will always eat Bamba. Anywhere, anytime.
This stuff: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0078DPBII/ref=sr_ph_1_s_it?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1492373268&amp;sr=sr-1&amp;keywords=bamba
I give you MY CAT IN a BOX! Pooka I think she's adorable XD..
Crackers! & nail polish
IF I FITS I SITS
I really feel like there are endless choices. You just have to get creative. I am also in an open floor plan, and never once had anyone complain about any of the above items.
I am not too great at cooking meat, so my keto journey has become all about the lazy snack food. Amazon has a ton of things that are simultaneously low calorie and low carb - Here's some of my favorites:
Flackers are delicious.
https://www.amazon.com/Doctor-Kitchen-Flackers-Crackers-Flaxseed/dp/B0078DQ7PE
I love celery with peanut butter. Try moon cheese or parmesan crisps. Jilz crackers can be eaten sparingly.... or Flackers. Many like pork rinds but they are not for me. I have baked low carb tortilla chips which are good..... but again have to be eaten sparingly (mind your macros).
https://jilzglutenfree.com
https://www.amazon.com/Doctor-Kitchen-Flackers-Crackers-5-Ounce/dp/B0078DQ7PE
Spinach dip with flax meal crackers store bought or homemade.
This guy
I have 6 - and my youngest 3 are under 3. So I feel you!
We get this kind - they are so good and literally I can h ave one of these and 1 string cheese and thats all I seem to ever need for my lunch. lol - https://www.amazon.com/Old-Wisconsin-Snack-Sticks-Ounce/dp/B007K687HA/ref=sr_1_2_s_it?s=grocery&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1494423523&amp;sr=1-2&amp;keywords=beef+sticks
Well, I love bacon with an undying passion, but at least I try to get creative with it sometimes :)
Typical breakfasts: leftovers, if there are no leftovers then cook bacon, if no time for cooking then see snack section
Smoothie which also makes a good breakfast: 1/2 avocado + 1 cup almond milk + 1 cup spinach/mild greens + handful of ice cubes + stevia to sweeten + whatever you want to flavor it with (vanilla, cinnamon, etc) ===> blend hardcore
Typical lunch (at the salad bar in the cafeteria at work): DIY guacamole by mashing an avocado and sprinkling in salt, serve over various salady things such as lettuce, cucumber, pile of olives, etc.
Typical dinners: fatty cut of meat such as ribeye, or fatty ground meat if I'm lazy, with some greens sauteed in my accumulated bacon grease, and crumbled bacon sprinkled in
Morning and/or afternoon and/or evening tea: make 2/3 cup of herbal tea and fill the rest with almond milk
Snacks I always keep on hand: canned olives, macadamia nuts, celery sticks+almond butter or guacamole, salami or sausages such as these "snack sticks", more bacon
Typical (only) dessert: coconut milk ice cream, made by pouring a can of coconut milk and a few drops of stevia into my magical ice cream maker. Have not tried it with bacon yet but that's always a possibility
this is 4.99
this always makes me laugh!
Yummy
Happy Birthday!
Ohhhh Bacon Jerky!!
The only thing better than jerky is bacon. It's like they've made a delicious love child.
here's Maxie Stinky Booty
Bacon Jerky :)
Edit: Its usually a buck more, and over $6 at the local Albertsons.
Something like this.
https://www.amazon.com/Capacity-Pistol-Aluminum-Attachment-Shooters/dp/B00US645GQ/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1523455010&amp;sr=8-5&amp;keywords=jerky+gun
This one, right? https://www.amazon.com/JerkySpot-Capacity-Aluminum-Double-Attachment/dp/B00US645GQ/
I would not normally endorse a product because I'm not getting paid and i dont want to come off all spambotty but i have to say thejerkyspot.com sells a jerky gun for ground beef i bought and absolutely love. Its head and shoulders above those plastic pieces of shit you get from the jerky kits. You can jam it full and mash the trigger and it will not hang up or pop apart like the others. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00US645GQ/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1479526675&amp;sr=8-1&amp;pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&amp;keywords=jerkyspot+gun
People's Choice is by far the best commercial jerky I've had. It doesn't have that weird translucent and rubber texture, just simple well cured/seasoned meat. Not all that weird, but great stuff.
Real fish made into paper weights.
As a fish keeping enthusiast, I find these disturbing.
Yummy, read the reviews.
I need this for science, and work
Apparently you can buy them on amazon if you aren't a member: Protein Bar Kirkland Signature delicious energy variety (total 20 pack: 10 Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, 10 Chocolate Brownie) Gluten Free, Real Chocolate, 15g of Fiber 2.12 oz bars https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01GSL9KAU/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_4sgYxbD8MXFET
Ask and ye shall receive
Quest Bars, these things, fish jerky (Sea Bear makes a good salmon jerky, though it's a tad expensive).
Like someone mentioned, the only person beating yourself up about this is you :). Maybe order some quest bars? Walmart/GNC's have them, but with your schedule I think Amazon may be your friend. I like the new cookies and cream ones. The new ones have less sugar alcohols too. Depending where you live, if it's cold enough just toss some salami and cheese into a lunch box and leave it in the car. Unopened they're incredibly shelf stable, even at room temp. Moon cheese is also 100% shelf stable. I also like pork rinds for shelf stable keto snacks. Good on you for trying through this tough time.
Bars-
https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Daps&amp;field-keywords=quest+bars&amp;rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Aquest+bars
Dehydrated Cheese-
https://www.amazon.com/Just-Cheese-Classic-Cheddar-0-5-Ounce/dp/B000EML7DS/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1482167294&amp;sr=8-3&amp;keywords=just+the+cheese
I don't really cook, so this is right up my alley.
Packaged Items (unrefrigerated)
Others (refrigerated)
One of my favorite snacks is to take 2 tablespoons of peanut butter or almond butter (about 4-5g net carbs), mix in 2 tablespoons (or so) of hemp hearts (0g carbs), 2 tablespoons (or so) of flax seeds (0.5g carbs) and mix it all together with a fork until it's a homogenous mixture, then eat it with the same fork. I generally do the prep and consumption in a large mug. I imagine these could probably be turned into little balls and refrigerated for later consumption, too, but I've never tried it.
Something between a snack and a meal can be achieved with lunchmeat, aged cheese, and one of those mission tortillas (3-7 total net carbs); make a little burrito or roll-up with it all. Sometimes I'll even heat them up in the microwave (usually need toothpicks to hold it together until the cheese melts) and eat slowly with a fork and knife.
Canned fish of various types (regular tuna, smoked kipper "snacks", sardines), etc. Nuts etc that everyone else has suggested.
And these weird baked-cheese snacks. ;)
Popped cheese, man. This stuff changed my snacking life. That and pork rinds. Pork rinds are always handy to have around for a quick snack.
The only place I can find it is at starbucks and it's $4.99 for one of the little packs, but I have this stuff coming from Amazon this month so I'm excited to try it! http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000EML7DS
When I make taco salad I was missing the crunch that corn chips used to provide. I started using these: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000EML7DS/ref=oh_details_o02_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&amp;psc=1
In my opinion they don't taste good by themselves but they are crispy and make good croutons.
BUY THEM HERE!!!
Here you go!
Knock yourself out
[AWWWW YEEEEEEEE!](http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1310397913&amp;tag=write-20&amp;sr=8-1 "Link to buy Dunkaroos on amazon")
How about 14 packs instead?
I always liked these more: http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2
Ents may be interested in this
These still exist fyi
right here
These things are on my fucking wishlist on Amazon! Don't be fooled by the high price, there are 14 6 packs. :D
http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1330936893&amp;sr=8-1
50 dollars worth of Dunkaroos would make anyone happy
You're welcome.
Amazon.com sells them. http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2
Surge and Dunkaroos
Here you go sir. Mother fucking Dunkaroos
Wow, I totally forgot about those things. I wonder if they still make 'em.
Yup
http://www.amazon.com/Dunkaroos-Cinnamon-Vanilla-Frosting-Sprinkles/dp/B000EMOCL2
Are they like Chickin in a Biscuit?
Is that what they put on the crackers to make Chicken In A Biscuit?
http://www.amazon.com/Chicken-Biskit-Original-Crackers-8-Ounce/dp/B000F9XB8O
Yeah we (Americans) completely trashed the word biscuit, interpreting the item as a starchy chunk of bland bullshit like you show above. However I feel we redeem ourselves somewhat by having these: Chicken in a Biskit
Still not a legitimate 'biscuit', but fooking delicious.
You can get just those chips:
http://www.amazon.com/Gardettos-Roasted-Garlic-Chips-8-0-Ounce/dp/B000IOC7RW
Different brand but pretty damn good.
Your special request is answered
So you buy more!
So buy rye chips instead.
You can get a bag of just those.
http://www.amazon.com/Gardettos-Roasted-Garlic-Chips-8-0-Ounce/dp/B000IOC7RW (well probably at your local grocery, not Amazon)
12 bags, only thing on my Amazon Wish List.
Or you can find them in gas stations. Mix them up with some Flavor Blasted Goldfish. Trust me.
Enjoy.
Happens all the time for me.
You know they sell bags of just the rye chips right?
https://www.amazon.com/Gardettos-Roasted-Garlic-Chips-8-0-Ounce/dp/B000IOC7RW
Gardetto's Roasted Garlic Rye Chips would like to have a word with you.
You can find them at Wal-mart, Amazon (12-pack), Costco (6 pack), etc. etc.
Made by General Mills
You know they sell a bag of rye chips right? http://www.amazon.com/Gardettos-Roasted-Garlic-Chips-8-0-Ounce/dp/B000IOC7RW If you feel like the rest is flavorless crap the problem is that you're choosing the wrong snack
Microwave Pork Rinds
Can't believe these were never posted here...
They come in Hot & Spicy too.
Lowrey's Bacon Curls Microwave Pork... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000UP8QQ0?ref=yo_pop_ma_swf
Please tell me you got Lowrey’s Microwavable Spicy Pork Curls! They’re THEE best. But, FYI, like 1-in-8 bags will just burn and not pop at all. Still worth fresh pork rinds!
Hot & Spicy Pork Rinds
I don't mind pork rinds myself, but I can see why some people (like my husband) don't like the taste of the typical brands like Bakenets and Mission. I recently tried the Lowreys brand ones that you pop yourself in the microwave thanks to recs from this subreddit, and I agree that they taste a lot better! They actually taste a bit popcorn-y imo! Husband approved as well :) maybe try these? Lowrey's Bacon Curls Microwave Pork Rinds (Chicharrones), Hot & Spicy, 1.75 Ounce (Pack of 18) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000UP8QQ0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_uVL9Ab1AA2GQC
Here you go.
I just got some microwaveable ones. Surprisingly good chip substitute. I've eaten them with cream cheese, sour cream, guac, and spinach artichoke dip.
http://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-microwave-chicharrones-original-1-75-Ounce/dp/B000UPFWW6
I have yet to find a low carb brownie recipe that is actually close enough to the real thing to make it worthwhile. However, I do love make chocolate whipped cream. Just add coco powder to heavy whipping cream with your favorite artificial sweetener and blend until fluffy. You can also add cream cheese to make it more of a cheesecake type of thing. If I add cream cheese I usually also add natural peanut butter to make a [mousse] (http://www.yummly.com/recipe/5-Minute-Peanut-Butter-Mousse-Low-Carb-and-Gluten-Free-540020?columns=5&amp;position=3%2F13). Definitely helps with the PMS cravings.
My favorite chip replacement is pork rinds. They are so good with sour cream or just on their own. I get this kind.
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Judges? We also would have accepted microwaved pork rinds. These are delicious. When I first tried them my friend asked me how they were, I said they were the best microwaved pork rinds I had ever tasted.
http://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-Microwave-Original-1-75-Ounce-Packages/dp/B000UPFWW6
I was so skeptical too, but i love these! when i had the Bakenets or whatever from the grocery store i thought they were pretty gross and almost gave up on the pork rinds idea, until someone in this sub suggested the Lowrey's! I keep any extra that i don't eat (like the small bits that aren't good for dipping) in a sealed container so that later i can crush them up and use them in recipes that replace bread crumbs with crushed pork rinds
I don't know man; you ever try these?
http://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-microwave-chicharrones-original-1-75-Ounce/dp/B000UPFWW6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1409495589&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=microwave+pork+rinds
They make store bought rinds taste like a crusty bath towel. Hot, crispy rinds with a dip made of sour cream base or even whipped cream cheese (yes, you can buy it pre-whipped at the store) cannot be beat.
I get mine online, try these out. The price works out to less than $1 per bag with like three servings...or if you're like me, one.
http://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-microwave-chicharrones-original-1-75-Ounce/dp/B000UPFWW6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1415831241&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=pork+rinds
Lowrys makes some microwavable pork rinds (think like microwave popcorn) Really good as snack at work.
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https://www.amazon.ca/Lowreys-Original-Microwave-Chicharrones-Package/dp/B000UPFWW6
I have tried them, if you like pork rinds you will like these.
Two minutes in the microwave and you have hot rinds.
They do not pop like popcorn so adjust your cooking time accordingly.
http://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-microwave-chicharrones-original-1-75-Ounce/dp/B000UPFWW6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1413831059&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=pork+rinds
I never thought about pumpkin seeds. That's a good one, too! I also agree that nothing really can replace popcorn, and popcorn was a frequent snack. However, I've been buying these microwavable pork rinds from Amazon, and it's the closest thing you're going to get to popcorn, and they're really good because they're nice and warm and crunchy, similar to popcorn.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000UPFWW6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_ioL7CbKEJDQCW
Order these the spicy variety, they're delicious and cheaper per bag than any puffed brand I've bought
I order the ones that you puff up in the microwave from Amazon. That way they are fresh - I have plain & spicy ones.
[This is the brand.] (https://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-Bacon-Microwave-Chicharrones-Original/dp/B000UPFWW6)
I recommend these: Lowreys
You microwave them like popcorn.
You can get these at the dollar store where I'm at. Keto popcorn.
I like these: https://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-Bacon-Microwave-Chicharrones-Original/dp/B000UPFWW6?th=1
https://smile.amazon.com/Lowreys-Bacon-Microwave-Chicharrones-Original/dp/B000UPFWW6/ref=sr_1_3_s_it?s=grocery&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1522143450&amp;sr=1-3&amp;keywords=pork+rinds
I've found that it can be very hit or miss as to whether or not all the rinds pop up like they should.
Pork Rinds are my go-to crispy meat item. I'm quickly becoming addicted.
The Lowrey's microwave ones are mind blowing. Link
These are the best pork rinds. Since they're warm they're satisfying on their own: https://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-Bacon-Microwave-Chicharrones-Original/dp/B000UPFWW6/ref=olp_product_details?_encoding=UTF8&me=
For coffee, I mix protein powder with unsweetened almond milk and add some MCT oil and that's my breakfast.
http://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-microwave-chicharrones-original-1-75-Ounce/dp/B000UPFWW6/ref=sr_1_1?s=grocery&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1377827632&amp;sr=1-1
https://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-Original-Microwave-Chicharrones-Package/dp/B000UPFWW6/ref=sr_1_2_s_it?s=grocery&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1478029347&amp;sr=1-2&amp;keywords=pork%2Brinds&amp;th=1
!!
Microwaveable pork skins!
https://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-Original-Microwave-Chicharrones-Package/dp/B000UPFWW6/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1478883584&amp;sr=8-2&amp;keywords=Pork%2Bskins&amp;th=1
I've bought http://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-microwave-chicharrones-original-1-75-Ounce/dp/B000UPFWW6 Lowreys brand before. Not bad taste, but when those stay hard they will break your teeth.
I been meaning to try something like www.amazon.com/Carolina-Gold-Nuggets-Microwave-Original/dp/B003EFJTS2 Like a 5 lb bulk back, but I dunno.
If you like pork rinds you're going to love microwave instant pork rinds
http://www.amazon.com/Lowreys-microwave-chicharrones-original-1-75-Ounce/dp/B000UPFWW6
Low Carber here. Pork rinds, they have lots of bacon options these days including bacon jerky, wax covered cheese is usually ok, summer sausage, pepperoni, flavored almonds (if no nut allergy), seaweed snacks, dark chocolate, and sugar free candy.
Be careful with jerky, double check for added sugars with the flavoring.
Here is the mobile version of your link
man, if you can get these pork rinds, one bag is 210 cals, 7g fat, 4g carb, and 35g protein. that'll help you hit your goal pretty easily. they're also DELICIOUS.
I'm kinda late to the party, but I wanted to give you my 2 cents. I absolutely hated pork rinds, even after trying a bunch of different flavors. The texture and flavor was just disgusting to me. But I looked around on this sub and found this: Lowrey's Pork Rinds. They are "fried" right in your own microwave. They come out hot and absolutely delicious. They're salted pretty well, maybe even a bit too much, depending on your tastes (I think they're perfect for a snack).
Before you give up on pork rinds, try Lowrey's. For real. You really won't regret it. It's a bit of a big purchase if you're worried you'll hate them, but I'm pretty happy I took the risk. These are gonna be a staple snack for me on keto.
We're not as far behind as you think we are...
Heinz ketchup flavored chips
We also have chicken and waffle flavored chips.
Doctor Penfield, I smell burnt toast!
Born in canada and lived there for 24 years but in the US now. What makes me canadian? Well i have a maple leaf shaped birthmark. I also have a canadian tattoo. ive been to so many hockey games ive lost count. paul coffey has a car dealership near my hometown, hes hot btw. fuck i even worked at the beer store at one point and the lcbo, sigh and tim hortons, and canadas wonderland.
these would make me happy
I've tried some Heinz Ketchup ones, and they're amazing.
Edit - Here's a link to a 42-pack: http://www.amazon.com/Herrs-Potato-Ketchup-Flavored-1-Ounce/dp/B0018SPTMW
Pork Rinds. Cheap and tasty, but some people don't like the flavor. I sometimes put a few handfuls in a plastic bag and shake in some BBQ rub. Delicious!
https://www.amazon.com/Utz-Pork-Rinds-18-Barrel/dp/B001YJ2VOO/ref=sr_1_2_s_it?s=grocery&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1485378498&amp;sr=1-2&amp;keywords=pork+rinds
These are great.
But be careful they can be addicting and go almost too quickly. Only 2 ingredients, prok rinds and salt.
This is going to vary quite a lot from person to person:
Check this out: (Amazon Canada)
https://www.amazon.ca/Utz-Pork-Rinds-18-Barrel/dp/B001YJ2VOO/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?keywords=pork+rinds&amp;qid=1564066924&amp;s=gateway&amp;sr=8-1-spons&amp;psc=1&amp;spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUExQ1VRSjdZMUhYTk81JmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwODA4NjU5M1VETlVRTVRKREhFSyZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwMTk2MzM5MU9aR1JTSThUUU5ROSZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX2F0ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU=
Hmm. How expensive are pork rinds in Hungary? We can buy a friggen 26cm tall barrel for <$8.
https://www.amazon.com/Utz-Pork-Rinds-18-Barrel/dp/B001YJ2VOO
I’m in California so they are everywhere. Amazon has these:
pork rinds
They were probably stale. Not a big market for them where you are. There is an online store for Utz you will have to contact them to see about Canada shipping. I hope they can help you. Also Amazon here, but these prices are steep for something you may not like. The Utz store sells by the case, but you can mix and match flavors.
I get the great big huge barrels of Utz from Costco. The ingredients, "pork rinds, salt" and are generally OK. I sometimes have them with cream cheese or nacho cheese/queso.
Sometimes you get the perfect crisp, sometimes you get the slightly harder-to-bite, sometimes you get the weird little puffs, but I haven't gotten any of the tooth-cracking chunks I've found in other brands, so generally Utz has been my go-to.
Amazon carries them as well - Link - I can't remember Costco's price, but I'm pretty sure it's cheaper.
PSA:
Utz Pork Rinds, 18 oz Barrel https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001YJ2VOO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_P3DXzb6TPBV8F
we have them in most the stores where i live but none of them sell the plain ones that don't have spices or MSG. but they are on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001YJ2VOO/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s02?ie=UTF8&amp;psc=1
and then there are these - the kind you bake off yourself: https://www.etsy.com/listing/177691085/carolina-gold-nuggets-5lb-value-bag?ref=shop_home_active_6
between the two, the finished product is exactly the same. maybe the Etsy ones are a little bit more lively as they are just popped.
Carolina Gold Nuggets. I like having warm pork rinds just 2 minutes away.
These are the ones I buy, though sometimes the quality is a bit off https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002O5QWD8 — the last package has a lot of very small pieces in it, and I’ve gotten a couple of batches that weren’t salted. Despite all that, I eat a lot of them.
The ones I buy don't drop crumbs. They're little pellets that you microwave and they puff up like popcorn, and the flavor is neutral/salty so they're great for dips. [This little bag lasts like 2 months. ](Carolina Gold Nuggets Microwave Pork Puffies Bake-N-Puffs, Original, 16 Ounce https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002O5QWD8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_j84kzbA5J2NR7)
The Carolina nuggets on Amazon are way way way better. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B002O5QWD8
Carolina Gold Nuggets.
Microwavable Pork Rinds.
Per serving, 60 Cal, 2g Fat, 0 Carbs, 0 Sugars, 9g Protein.
I've got this stuff on Subsccribe and Save.
http://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B002O5QWD8
Chef Piggy Tail sells similar microwavable ones as well, but flavored if you're into that.
Microwave them on a paper plate rather than ceramic so that they fully puff up.
I actually really like these even more than the bacon curls. I find that the microwave bags don't cook them as evenly and there's always too many for me to eat in one sitting. Throw a few of the loose nuggets on a paper plate and you're good to go!
Seaweed crisps SO tasty. I'm doing keto and they satisfy my craving for potato chips.
My emergency lunch is a can of sardines with a bag of roasted seaweed snacks (trader joe's version). I fold one sardine in each seaweed piece and make a little taco. The two things complement each other really well.
If you're looking for salty, try seaweed or nori "chips." They're little sheets of salted seaweed, and they make different flavors. They are extremely low cal and absolutely delicious, especially if you crave salty.
Something like this: http://www.amazon.com/Trader-Joes-Roasted-Seaweed-Snack/dp/B003VG0MYY
Sorry about formatting, on my phone.
Rofl. I lived in the US for 10 years; ketchup chips and alphaghetti were staples in care packages. Now back in Canada I am getting care packages from my family in the US. We want what we want. :0)
I’m not sure if this is real.. lol
https://www.amazon.com/Lays-Ketchup-Chips-1-Bag/dp/B0043KZBPC
My favourite brand, if you want to pay $20 for a bag of chips lol or just come to my awesome country and pay $3 here.
http://www.amazon.com/lays-ketchup-chips-Ketchup-Chips/dp/B0043KZBPC/ref=sr_1_1?s=grocery&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1311842900&amp;sr=1-1
https://www.amazon.com/Lays-Ketchup-Chips-1-Bag/dp/B0043KZBPC
Best item to bring to a deserted island
I might look pretty posh in this
Definitely most geeky
This would help me achieve my goal of becoming healthier!
This was so much fun to do! Thanks for the contest :)
This is a popular peanut snack that you can crush up and add in food or just give plain
haha. fair enough. they're on Amazon but we may switch to some PB cheerios when we get our pincher grip down. :)
No problem! Here is an Amazon link if you want to try some.
Have you tried Flackers? One net carb for 6 crackers, and pretty awesome with sardines.
http://www.amazon.com/Doctor-In-The-Kitchen-Flackers/dp/B0078DQ7PE
these ones
Cacao nibs, almond flour, and Planters Pistachio mix (Almonds, cashews, and pistachios), though I'm still working on the frequency. I wish the electrolyte capsules I use were eligible for Subscribe and save, but I haven't found any that are. If you use any sweeteners like Swerve, Truvia, or plain erythritol, stevia, or xylitol you could probably find those for subscription. Also some folks like the Quest bars.
Edit:
Beef snack sticks might be good too, especially with cheese sticks from the grocery store:
Old Wisconsin Snack Sticks, Beef, 26 Ounce https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007K687HA/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_NVoGzbJAF1BTT
These are good, especially with some guacamole, and they are cheap...
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B007K687HA/
cupcake picks
RT brush
zombie playing cards
bacon jerky for my fiancé
oral care kit
Those Himalaya's of the mind!
cause noms
Patrick Kane is our hero.
Yeah, cause ladies eat motherfuckin' bacon jerky.
If only I had a trader Joe's near me!
I usually pick this up if i'm going out on a hike or something and want some jerky. http://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00APK7UN0
I have enjoyed Oberto Bacon Jerky. Almost no carbs, and delicious!
I have found this at Meijer and Target Stores.
https://www.amazon.com/Oberto-Natural-Applewood-Smoked-Bacon/dp/B00APK7UN0
number 1 staple for me, I won't buy any though only homemade, cheaper, and you know what's in it.
I use this jerky gun to make 10 lb batches from lean ground beef, either 93/7 or 94/6 grass fed beef.
Put all the beef in a large ass bowl, mix in braggs amino's or soy sauce, hot sauce, whatever seasoning you want and dehydrate and freeze.
I eat a couple ounces every night with some kind of low/no carb dip or cheese.
if your going to make a lot of ground turkey I really advise you pick up a jerky gun. Will make your life a lot easier from my experience. I use thisbut its a bit pricey (bought it to last).
As far as advice from my experience don't go to fatty on the ground beef... I stick to the 90/10 or above.
If you have enough time, Amazon has the best beef jerky that's 0 carb by People's Choice. I ordered the 1lb bag of the original and it was fantastic.
https://www.amazon.com/Peoples-Choice-Beef-Jerky-Keto-Friendly/dp/B0176REM9E?ref=ast_p_pc_bs&amp;th=1
Yeah buddy, here you go. https://www.amazon.com/Peoples-Choice-Beef-Jerky-Keto-Friendly/dp/B0176REM9E/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1498716337&amp;sr=8-2&amp;keywords=peoples%2Bchoice&amp;th=1
I like People's Choice: good taste and zero carbs. A bit pricey, though.
https://www.amazon.com/Peoples-Choice-Beef-Jerky-Keto-Friendly/dp/B0176REM9E?th=1
high quality beef jerky (i.e.. no sugar in it). Like People's Choice Old Fashioned Beef Jerky .
This is real Beef Jerky, I have ordered it many times over the years: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0176REM9E/
Real talk, y'all.
Would you rather eat a can with a dehydrated tarantula inside or a can full of baby eels in olive oil?
Buy this.
Eat the whole thing and you should be fine.
what
why?
genius!
item
thank you!
all super weird!
[ I have this vinyl on my list! So excited for it to come out!] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BMDLB9F/?coliid=IGXIYKRJ67EHF&amp;colid=27Z1AU3E4B3XJ&amp;psc=0&amp;ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it)
freeze dried tarantula
adult sized hoppity ball,
belly shaped fanny pack
annnnd from my list
Shirt under 20
edited cuz my copy paste abilities are failing tonight.
1.) Something that is blue.
"Something Blue" IS blue
2.) Something that says summer (literally or figuratively).
Summer Dress
3.) Something food related that is unusual.
Did not expect to find this food
4.) Something you want to gift to someone else, and tell me why.
Because Sloths I want to gift this to my friend because not only does she love sloths, she kinda is one:p
5.) A book I should read! I am an avid reader, so take your best shot and tell me why I need to read it!
THIS ONE Its gonna be good;p
6.) An item that is less than a dollar, including shipping... that is not jewelry, nail polish, and or hair related!
This cutie
7.) Something related to dogs. (Bonus point if it works for my GSD)
Make me fierce
8.) Something that is not useful, but so awesome you must have it.
I'm expensive, so I have to be cool right?
9.) A movie everyone should watch at least once in their life. Why?
We've got cows Because its amazing and bad and amazing.
10.) Something that would be useful when the zombies attack. Explain.
You can't go wrong with a name like this
11.) Something that would have a profound impact on your life and help you to achieve your current goals.
To keep my fun job organized I do special effects make up and this would help me be able to go more places and get more jobs!
12.) One of those pesky Add-On items.
Why can't I buy just this
13.) Something fandom related. (Sports fandoms are acceptable- bonus if someone figures out my favorite team)
A new fandom of mine
14.) Something ridiculously priced, more than $10,000. They exist, y’all. Too much money for a watch yall
15.) Something with sharks or unicorns.
Why not both?
16.) Something that smells wonderful.
No regrets
17.) A toy that you wanted or had when you were a child that was the best ever, or (if it’s not on amazon) a toy that you think is pretty cool now (Funko Pops, etc., will count.)
I just really wanted one and never got one
18.) Something that would be helpful for writers.
This would be helpful for writers who may not "write"
19.) Something related to your current obsession, whatever that may be.
My current rewatch
20.) Something that is just so random and weird that it makes you laugh.
Since I own pigeons this is amazingly funny
Sorry forgot to say protein bar 😂
https://www.amazon.com/Kirkland-Signature-Protein-energy-variety/dp/B01GSL9KAU#customerReviews
They're these ones, but I would buy them in store so they're fresh.
https://www.amazon.com/Kirkland-Signature-Protein-energy-variety/dp/B01GSL9KAU
These are my go to quick snack/sweet tooth killer-thingy. They have no sugar and are pretty tasty, especially when warmed in the microwave for 10 seconds. Quest bars are good too and have more variety, but are a bit more expensive. Raw veggies and fruits are another good choice.
I havent until now. They seem to run about 3.50 on amazon. A bit cheaper. Surprisingly I just found these on these too though
BAR
Maybe I should check out Costco's brand :)
https://www.amazon.com/MRE-Jalapeno-Cheddar-Cheese-Spread/dp/B01NBVHLKM/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?keywords=jalapeno+cheese+spread&amp;qid=1563233187&amp;s=gateway&amp;sprefix=jalapeno+chees&amp;sr=8-1
Edit: disregard, reviews said it’s not the same
Also...... https://www.amazon.com/MRE-Jalapeno-Cheddar-Cheese-Spread/dp/B01NBVHLKM
Order away.
Oh, I must be weird. I eat the rye chips and ignore the rest.
I flipped my shit when I found out they make these: http://www.amazon.com/Gardettos-Roasted-Garlic-Chips-8-0-Ounce/dp/B000IOC7RW
Got you fam. Trust me.
Lowrey's Original Bacon Curls, Microwave Pork Rinds (Chicharrones), 1.75 Ounce Package, (Pack of 18) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000UPFWW6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_9yRHybCANW93P
Have you tried the microwave variety? The portion size is much better and warm chicharrones are an honest to goodness Martha Stewart moment.
this
http://www.amazon.com/Lays-Ketchup-Chips-1-Bag/dp/B0043KZBPC
I've heard lots of great things about the peanut snack Bamba. I ordered some off Amazon. The only ingredients are peanuts, corn, palm oil and salt. They also are easy to eat for babies, as they dissolve in the mouth easily.
Edible Dehydrated Zebra Tarantula https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01APQ58XC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_J.3Ezb1JSRHS7
Buy some off of Amazon then:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000EMOCL2/ref=ox_sc_sfl_title_2?ie=UTF8&amp;m=ATVPDKIKX0DER
http://smile.amazon.com/dp/B000UP8QQ0
This might be what you're looking for. Single serve packs in popcorn pouches. The hot and spicy ones are great
Are you a dumb, or are you just trying to shit up the sub? WHAT THE FUCK IS THE INTERNET?!?!?! Durrrrrrrrrr: https://www.amazon.com/Utz-Pork-Rinds-Barrel-Ounce/dp/B001YJ2VOO