Best toilet paper according to redditors

4 sheets per shit? who the fuck manages that?

edit: this is what my family of four uses per month: http://www.amazon.com/Angel-Soft-Double-Rolls-Tissue/dp/B009EQ3MBK

I'm finding it to be much more expensive.

Charmin | $8.99 / 1700 Sheets = $.0052/sheet (1 Forever Roll)

Costco | $25.99 / 6630 Sheets = $.0039/sheet (w/o Rebate)

Amazon | $31.49 / 8712 Sheets = $.0036/sheet (One time purchase)

1 Forever Roll would need to be $5.44 to match the lowest price of Costco (w/Manufacturer Rebate [$.0032/sheet])

However, I did find a deal on Charmin's site: Buying 12 Forever Rolls with a 30% discount comes to $5.99/roll ($.0035/sheet). This ultimately beats Amazon & Costco (w/o Rebate). It's a decent deal, but where do you store 20,400 sheets of TP? lol

Things I've bought on Amazon and highly recommend:

• Toilet seat covers, because port-a-potty:
  https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004I58E7E/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o08_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1
  
  
• Inexpensive, high quality sleeping bag and tent (have lasted me years of camping):
  https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00363V534/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o09_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
  https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004J2GUOU/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o09_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
  
  
• Earplugs, for sleeping or general quiet time:
  https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001EPQ3H4/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o08_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1
  
  
• Earplugs, for shows (They come on a string, which makes all the difference for not losing them):
  https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0044DEESS/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o08_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

> Valid points. However, If you DO want a toilet paper subscription... with Amazon, you must have a Prime subscription to get the free shipping or else you are paying more for the shipping than for the TP itself.

Sure. But your 12 pack subscription is $19.99 a month. Amazon has a 12 pack for $8.

$19.99 12 = $239.88

$8.07 12 + $99 = $195.84

So, Amazon is cheaper. And you get all the other Prime benefits, too.

https://www.amazon.com/Renova-Colour-Toilet-Bathroom-Tissue/dp/B00I7P9PBA

I am a grandma of 5 and their other grandma and I are raising them due to bad choices mom and dad made..TP we run out so quickly as you can imagine!! Thanx for contest!!!

You were saying?

This is a great idea! Other suggestions for items are small rolls of toilet paper, those pods that fold out to washcloths when they get wet, and packets of hand wipes. :)

http://www.amazon.com/Big-Mouth-Toys-Funny-Toilet/dp/B003EN9S58/ref=pd_sim_t_2

Is there a Ron Paul variety of this? I would certainly think about importing it if there was.

There's also Barrack Obama toilet paper.



http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003EN9S58?pc_redir=1406003305&robot_redir=1

I like this stuff. Just put some on your toilet paper.

Use black toilet paper https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00I7P9PBA/

Couldn't find them, but I found this: https://smile.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Toilet-Tissue-Alternative/dp/B07D637QXM

I'm not very good at math, and this is very, very rough (unlike Kirkland Toilet Paper), but I'll give it a try:

According to Costco.com, a 30 pack of Kirkland Signature Toilet Paper costs $19.50. 19.50/30 = $0.65 per roll of KTP.

Amazon.com sells 20 rolls of Charmin Ultra soft for $119.99. 119.99/20 = ~$5.10 per roll of CTP.

5.10 - 0.65 = $4.45 saved per roll of KTP bought over CTP.

A 2014 Lamborghini Gallardo costs around $200k. $200,000 / $4.45 = 44,944 rolls of TP.

To put that into a useful perspective, apparently the average American uses 49 rolls of TP a year. 44,944 / 49 = ~917 years of buying Kirkland brand TP to save enough to buy a Lamborghini.

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Sources:<br />
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* http://www.amazon.com/Charmin-Ultra-Toilet-Paper-Double/dp/B00DOSANPW<br />
* http://www2.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?prodid=11751647&amp;amp;whse=BD_823&amp;amp;topnav=bdoff<br />
* http://www.motortrend.com/cars/2014/lamborghini/gallardo/pricing/<br />
* https://joshmadison.com/2007/05/09/toilet-paper-usage-analysis/

Jesus Christ take a fucking shower. You're welcome.

I would suggest keeping some of these in your bag/purse

i can't wipe my ass with wikipedia
bitcoin either...

found it on amazon

Really? Toilet paper with Obama's face? That's just childish regardless of what you think about the president.

Yes on the TP! I bring this stuff with me every time. It's compact and the plastic is its own carry case that acts like a roll dispenser. It *says* it's 2-play, but that's a lie. It's like... two pieces of half-ply fused together. And it's super compact and fits in a crevice of my camelbak.

I need toilet paper and a new toothbrush. :)

Cool contest!!

You gotta be a real high roller for this.

A-core-ding to the reviews, this is pretty good.

The price seemed a bit shady to me, but this doesn't have many reviews regretting it in hindsight.

Oh I could go all night. This is fun.

Here! They also offer Hillary if that's more your style.

And, for anyone else wondering, this is the avocado saver I bought.

Good effort OP, you may have forgotten this...

https://www.amazon.com/BigMouth-Inc-Funny-Toilet-Paper/dp/B003EN9S58

I PM'ed you! Great contest.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009EQ3MBK/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=1QCDLF5LMJNFC&coliid=I1UWVOL0WSEPUP

2016 Obama Out of Office Countdown Wall Calendar: Through the Glorious End!

oh wait.. you can get that calendar and Obama toilet paper for the low low price of $21.75

The toilet paper has 1,610 reviews with a 4.5 star rating! I think I prefer the Hillary one.

only in America

This wet wipe alternative works pretty well. You put it right on your TP before wiping.

What's your goal, to have an emergency toilet within your vehicle in the case of sudden emergency? Or are you going to be using this portable toilet on an ongoing basis?

THere's a variety of portable camping toilets available, some cheaper than others: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=camping+toilet

Some have that blue liquid inside, like you see in portable toilets at festivals/fares. Others simply offer a place to sit, and have replaceable trash bag to collect the poop, which you then dispose of through other means (in a dumpster, etc). If you're going to be out in nature, you can always bring a small spade, dig a hole, shit, and bury it afterwards.

There's also compact toilet paper rolls (without the cardboard center) which are easy to put within a pocket:
https://www.amazon.com/Cotton-Buds-Toilet-Tissue-Count/dp/B00B9IXI56/

Here's some black TP!

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I REALLY need this.

I've been living with my parents and haven't able to buy much for the house. (I'm 26 and currently unemployed looking for a job) We are almost out of toilet paper and this would help them and take a small weight off their shoulders if only for a couple weeks.

Toilet Paper Link

Thanks for the contest! This is a great idea.

I under stand i have IBS but come on, get the good stuff!
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007UZNS5W/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=2JEB4DAG3H0I2&coliid=I33WYZVVPTJ04W

Kitten^^^^Anne in a box

We could really use the TP add-on

IF I FITS I SITS

They have it on subscribe and save http://www.amazon.com/Cottonelle-Ultra-Comfort-Toilet-Paper/dp/B008EIY0F6/ref=sr_1_4?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1412640925&sr=1-4

You're probably fine. You could buy unbleached TP if you're worried though. https://www.amazon.com/Seventh-Generation-Unbleached-Toilet-Recycled/dp/B00C43H680?th=1

Funny Toilet Paper!

http://www.amazon.com/Cottonelle-Ultra-Comfort-Toilet-Paper/dp/B008EIY0F6/ref=sr_1_64?ie=UTF8&qid=1449094617&sr=8-64&keywords=add+on+items

I think the twelve pack of ultra comfort toilet paper speaks for itself.

pay attention in class!

Will $100s do?

Save your city sewer and use this instead: https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Toilet-Tissue-Alternative/dp/B07D637QXM/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=toilet+paper+foam&qid=1554928668&s=gateway&sr=8-3

the next best thing

I REALLY need toilet paper!! it is .94 cents over, but if you choose me I will gladly take the 36 count. My cat constantly tears up toilet paper and after bills I only have 50 dollars a week to live on. Toilet paper is important, but in order to be cost efficient you have to buy in bulk, and I just don't have the ability to take a huge chunk out of my budget for it. So I steal it from my parents since they live 15 minutes away. It would be awesome if my mom didn't have to call me asking what happened to all of the toilet paper in the guest bathroom =D

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Maybe look for unbleached toilet paper? This brand has pretty good reviews on Amazon. I have no idea if you can order it from Japan though!

Really, you could wipe with a cloth washed in your normal detergent and see if that helps you out.

I order this

http://www.amazon.com/Quilted-Northern-Ultra-Tissue-Double/dp/B007UZNS5W/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1426351108&sr=8-1&keywords=quilted+northern

ULTRA-SOFT. I care for my anus.

Of course

found it on amazon

For anyone that also wants to share toilet paper with loved ones, you can send 80 rolls of toilet paper to someone for $45 with Amazon Prime. Best gift I ever got my sister (besides that 50 lb bag of unpopped popcorn, she loves that stuff):

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0040ZFAQ0/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&th=1

> BRING FUCKING TOILET PAPER

If you're low on space, these things are pretty sweet.

Woo free money!

35!

This is pretty weird.

But this is why!


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Looks like this is Renovo Toilet Paper. Kind of expensive.

Pay my student loans and go to Europe, ASAP.

I need this.

Wipe your ass with 100 dollar bills. Feel like Bill Gates

I carry a pack of charmin toilet seat covers in case I have to drop a deuce while out and about. I try to always make it home if possible but in the off chance I can't, I find this better than nothing.

There are so many to choose from.. Some claim to stand up to the pressure. . It's up to you to decide who's full of crap. Some stand up to to the test, others do not. Go vote, kid.

Hey reddit, here is some camo toilet paper for sale and I don't think they are donating any of their profits to charity. Go get em boys!

http://www.amazon.com/Big-Mouth-Toys-Camouflage-Toilet/dp/B0032MLAZW/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1405489938&sr=8-9&keywords=camouflage

They should have done something like this to make it truly trumptastic.

$17.25 for 6 rolls? Nice

Well, there's money toilet paper.

You can still buy it on Amazon

http://www.amazon.com/Georgia-Pacific-Envision-Embossed-Bathroom-Tissue/dp/B0040ZFAQ0/ref=sr_1_1?s=industrial&ie=UTF8&qid=1412903437&sr=1-1&keywords=toilet+paper

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have fun with this

Ask and ye shall receive

Roughly 50 cent a roll. Such an expense.

https://www.amazon.com/Georgia-Pacific-Professional-1988001-Bathroom/dp/B0040ZFAQ0/ref=sr_1_1_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1500725071&sr=1-1&keywords=toilet%2Bpaper&refinements=p_n_feature_keywords_three_browse-bin%3A7018941011&th=1&psc=1

Tampons are cheaper at less than 20 cents each:

https://www.amazon.com/Tampax-Triplepack-Absorbency-Unscented-Packaging/dp/B00J4YWX94/ref=sr_1_4_s_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1500725126&sr=1-4&keywords=tampons&refinements=p_n_feature_keywords_two_browse-bin%3A7063140011

Found it here: https://www.amazon.com/Funny-Toilet-Paper-Lebron-Basketball/dp/B07FWV99DB

http://www.amazon.com/Cottonelle-Ultra-Comfort-Toilet-Paper/dp/B008EIY0F6/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=32YKOX96P3ZT&coliid=I2AE3L5X4I13MS
Because you will probably have to go potty in your new apartment. I need this item because I also go potty.

yes

Oh man - thank you so much. I was waiting to post on food pantry (yet again...) but saw this in assistance.

Here's my list, I have paper towels, toilet paper, and laundry detergent on it.

Thank you so much, guys.

this!

I love Funko , ~$9 with free shipping (prime)

Or, this is interesting

Seventh Generation Unbleached Toilet Paper, Bath Tissue, 100% Recycled Paper, 12 Count (Pack of 4) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00C43H680/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_BuCQAbF925DZ7

You need to step up to the 3-ply life.

Something like this or this I'd guess.

Or this or this.

You should get all of this. I don't think I have to explain why...

This is another thing that I think is important and self explanatory. It is also less than $5 with free shipping, so maybe gift someone else something small. :D

You're Pretty. :D


So many smiley faces! :D :D :D

challenge accepted
I want Jessica to make me a hat
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i realize i got a bit carried away.. but it was an almost 2 hours well spent. i hope you have a great day!

Morthy Demands:

You never know when you need toilet paper that can be found on my "If I ever have to get into hiding" wish list.

2) My electric wine opener phallic symbol found on my "Inner Kitchen Goddess" wishlist.

3) Most Geeky Item goes to my relaxation capsule on my "A Girl Can Dream Can't She?" wishlist - I'm fully aware I won't win this, haha.

4) And I think I'd like some alcohol on my desert island (which can be found on this wishlist.

Fun contest! :)

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toilet paper

toothpaste

knife set

just bought this exact mug for my brother's birthday. it was my comeback for him getting me this

What makes this really funny is you can buy seat covers that you can keep in your purse, then no need to hover or worry about the place being out.

My wife made fun of me for this but was eventually glad I brought.

I could desperately need toilet paper. But ANYTHING off this list is fine. Thank you so much. http://amzn.com/w/T27TDJXXU8P7

-cleaning products are a need also, anything will help. tyvm

When I worked at sites that didn't provide it, or traveled to countries where it was uncommon to provide it (and bidets weren't available either), if carry something like https://www.amazon.com/d/Toilet-Paper/Toilet-Tissue-Go-6-pack/B014G8XSLY. If you know it's not going to be provided, it's really easy to prepare for (and most job sites that didn't provide it were up front when you got hired).

This camo toilet paper would work well.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B009EQ3MBK/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1425359418&sr=8-1&keywords=angel+soft+double+rolls+48+count&dpPl=1&dpID=51OHMZRgbnL&ref=plSrch&pi=AC_SX200_QL40 Here's the good deal. Seriously, it's cheaper than almost any store. Free shipping with prime, and TP takes up a lot of room in the car, so ordering online is so awesome for somebody that needs to pay for rides, like me.

I feel as if every home should have toilet paper. Sure there are alternatives, regular paper, cash, paper towels, whatever you can find in the bathroom?

But TP is designed to be in our sewage system and is certainly more cost effective than cash (Though with the price of it... who knows)

I hope that you have a great week!!

Huge improvement: This toilet paper is "half black:"

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Ejhuj2tKL._SY300_.jpg


for sale:
http://www.amazon.com/Big-Mouth-Toys-Funny-Toilet/dp/B003EN9S58

It does.

I've seen pink, blue, yellow, pale green, and lavender in peoples' bathrooms through the years.

Much Cheaper Option

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00C43H680

http://www.amazon.com/BigMouth-Inc-Funny-Toilet-Paper/dp/B003EN9S58

Relevant

http://www.amazon.com/Big-Mouth-Toys-Funny-Toilet/dp/B003EN9S58

You would literally have to shit diarrhea everyday 3 times a day for this to be a viable option. http://www.amazon.com/Cottonelle-Ultra-Comfort-Toilet-Paper/dp/B008EIY0F6/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1377485767&sr=8-2&keywords=toilet+paper

This isn't even a cheap brand and it cost 10 bucks for 12. OP is still hoarding tp. Why don't you use the toilet paper and put it in a baggy so you can use it on your bum again later that night...