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I invite you to read a couple of books, both of which I really enjoyed.

One, Two, Three...Infinity by George Gamow (that link is almost certainly an act of piracy, but I doubt the author would mind because he dedicated his life to spreading knowledge), and

Everything and More by David Foster Wallace. That's a publication which is so recent that if you want to read it, you'll have to cough up money. Go ahead and do it: it's so interesting that it's worth the eight bucks for the e-book easily. Don't worry, it's not an affiliate link, I stand to gain nothing from your purchase.

Both of those books talk about the mind-blowing idea that there are multiplie levels of infinity, with some infinities being much bigger than other infinities. The state of the art in thinking about infinities is so brain-hurting that David Foster Wallace's book was published 40 years after George Gamow's book, and includes a relatively small number of concepts that weren't in the older book (which isn't to say that they're insignificant--they're ideas about infinity so by necessity they're huge). One of the things I liked about David Foster Wallace's book is that it actually has a formula for quantifying how much bigger a higher-level infinity is than a lower-level infinity. Nobody in Gamow's day had come up with anything like that yet, they were just waving their arms talking about "huge" and "huger".

For those who want to buy some: Click N' Play Pack of 200 Phthalate Free BPA Free Crush Proof Plastic Ball, Pit Balls - 6 Bright Colors in Reusable and Durable Storage Mesh Bag with Zipper https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00PYLU3GG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_Wnr5BbJNDA8CF

This is just an example.

• https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N9JZADA/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_O3.PCbWVD9HJX
  
  I think just search for baby carrier backpack or baby backpack carrier, this one says it’s for hiking.
  
  I just had wraps or just baby carriers like this:
  
• https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00M0DWQYI/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_F5.PCbX29GS95
  
  But the backpack is probably nicer when you go hiking or when you’re going to be out a long time so you can carry other stuff useful baby stuff too.

It’s on amazon right now for like 5 bucks and some change. Free shipping too.

https://www.amazon.com/Wonky-Donkey-Craig-Smith/dp/0545261244

http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1408683558&sr=1-1&keywords=liquid+ass

This stuff smells absolutely horrifying. Perfect for pranks like this!

hard eye-roll yes, duh, I didn't say it wasn't a wax. 🙄 I just said it isn't pink in its natural state, which it isn't. If it's pink it's dyed

paraffin wax is more of a whitish gray

But good on ya for ignoring the facts

The comments for the mask on Amazon are amusing.

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12367-Pigeon-Mask/dp/B00BBYGW2Y

Lol I found a link for amazon in Canada and it's $1432.05

You can find it on Amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00OIPQQYM/

Its about $113 you can get it Here this is where i got mine.

I think the music was all by Henri Mancini who wrote the Pink Panther theme. There's a soundtrack CD:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Pink-Panther-Strikes-Again-Soundtrack/dp/B00000DCWG

White person interpretation. Thought you mean "The Prince of Melody"

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2. Yaktrax Walk Traction Cleats for Walking on Snow and Ice, Large https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0094GO8Q8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_pZhvCbG46A03P

Found the tape dispenser as well!

I don't think it purrs. https://www.amazon.com/My-Own-Pet-Balloons-Domestic/dp/B004HITQOW

[you’ll need it](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07KT6PB73/ ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdo_t1_MSaDDbGE30R6K)

For anyone who is interested

http://www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Awakens-Chewbacca-Electronic/dp/B00SOFZTCW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1463769983&sr=8-2&keywords=chewbacca+mask

Here's a similar one for only a cent!^+$4.95^shipping
http://www.amazon.com/PetEdge-Football-Dog-Costume-LARGE/dp/B000TF9YEE/ref=sr_1_3?s=pet-supplies&ie=UTF8&qid=1396840842&sr=1-3&keywords=football+dog+costume

Edit: Added missing link

http://www.amazon.com/Generic-Dental-Cheek-Retractor-C-shape/dp/B00K5NAASY?ie=UTF8&psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=od_aui_detailpages00

HELL YEAH. Just bought some.

Looks like Liquid Ass. Not exaggerating when I say this stuff is the absolute worst, most disgusting thing you could ever smell in your entire life. Absolutely nothing compares to it. I brought some bottles to school as an april fools joke a few years ago and teachers had to evacuate their classrooms because of the smell.