Top products from r/CorporateFacepalm
We found 9 product mentions on r/CorporateFacepalm. We ranked the 11 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
2. MTD 710-0895 Screw-Hex Tap 1/4
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Sold on Amazon
4. Prank Pack | Wrap Your Real Gift in a Prank Funny Gag Joke Gift Box - by Prank-O - The Original Prank Gift Box | Awesome Novelty Gift Box for Any Adult or Kid! (Pet Petter)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Pack your real gift inside, sit back and watch the expressionsLooks like something you'd buy from a cheesy TV infomercial10 sides of real graphics and jokes will have everyone passing it aroundWeird and fun gift for anyoneBox is about 9" x 11" x 3"
5. J5 Tactical V1-PRO Flashlight - The Original 300 Lumen Ultra Bright, LED Mini 3 Mode Flashlight
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
ULTRA BRIGHT & LONG-LASTING - Easily light up an entire room or focus in on objects up to 600 feet away! 10 times brighter than old incandescent lights. Conveniently powered for hours with a single AA battery or a 14500 rechargeable battery. (Batteries not included)COMPACT, FOCUS ADJUSTABLE, THREE M...
6. Adafruit NeoPixel Digital RGBW LED Strip - Black PCB 30 LED/m [ADA2824]
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
7. Seagate 4TB Enterprise Capacity SAS 12Gb s 512n 3.5" Internal Hard Drive Model ST4000NM0025
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
UPC: 763649070116Weight: 0.700 lbs
8. Watermelon Ball – The Ultimate Swimming Pool Game | Pool Ball for Under Water Passing, Dribbling, Diving and Pool Games for Teens, Kids, or Adults | 9 in. Ball Fills with Water
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
A FUN UNIQUE SWIMMING POOL BALL ideal for water and dive games in the pool, lake, or pond. Players can dribble, kick, bounce, and pass this ball 10 ft underwater due to its near neutral buoyancy! The ball stays under the water unlike a volleyball or other types of water ball or inflatables.EASY TO F...
10. Ozeri ZK24 Garden and Kitchen Scale, with 0.5 g (0.01 oz) Precision Weighing Technology
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
0.5 g / 0.01 oz precision weighing technology for all your garden herbs and greens, and a max weight capacity of 6000 g / 13.22 lbs to help you achieve your diet, health, and wellness goalsAutomatic Unit Button instantly converts between 5 units of measurements (g, lbs, lbs:oz, oz, ml) and displays ...
11. Ozeri ZK420 Garden and Kitchen Scale, with 0.5 g (0.01 oz) Precision Weighing Technology, in White (Renewed)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
0.5 g / 0.01 oz precision weighing technology for all your garden herb and greens, and a max weight capacity of 6000 g / 13.22 lbs to help you achieve your diet, health, and wellness goals.Automatic Unit Button instantly converts between 5 units of measurements (g, lbs, lbs:oz, oz, ml) and displays ...
>so there's another one I have up on you.
I'm amazed at your clairvoyance. Pray tell, what kind of phone do I have then?
> you refuse to learn how apps and mobile phones work,
Again, a failure in research. I'm a professional IT admin, and support around 150 android and iphone devices in far more rigorous an environment than a personal phone would likely be.
>nd you believe that an imaginary narcissist in the sky will save you, and maybe even me, if you pray hard enough.
Again you are showing your ignorance.
But I'm gonna throw you this bone, so you can stop looking like a fool in the future. (I wish!)
Salvation depends solely on accepting Jesus as your personal Savior.
That's it.
You don't need to even touch a Bible tbh.
You don't even need to be a particularly good person (I don't know many who are).
All you need is a sincere desire. That's it.
Ok, I'm done talking nice to you, back to my accustomed vitriol:
Our modern culture isn't the 'pinnacle' of anything.
Everything is always in transition, always changing.
100 years ago, advertisements were little pictures in catalogs that told you the features of the product. They didn't enjoin you to spend your money for a vapid promise of a 'life experience' as modern advertisements do.
That's because some genius psych students started applying psychological manipulation techniques to advertising.
And everything changed, and mostly got worse.
And its become so accepted in the modern day that millennials are literally clueless about a world without ubiquitous advertising.
And rally to defend it simply because they're addicted to the media it is attached to.
>GrilledCheese_monger for the win today!
There is absolutely nothing more cringeworthy in an online debate than to declare yourself winner halfway through.
I have a Watermelon Ball, and it's actually really fun to play with.
Product page is gone, but Google still has it cached: https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:El-kKoulztkJ:https://www.lowes.com/pd/Ozeri-420-Garden-and-Kitchen-Scale-with-0-5-g-0-01-oz-Precision-Weighing-Technology/1001390282+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
Screenshot: https://i.imgur.com/fYwAX3v.png
And here's the image for proof (while it lasts): https://mobileimages.lowes.com/product/converted/100139/1001390282.jpg?size=xl
Edit: looks like Amazon had the same thing!
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:RWc9deNi9V0J:https://www.amazon.com/Ozeri-Kitchen-Precision-Weighing-Technology/dp/B07BG5BKG3+&cd=4&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
https://i.imgur.com/QR2OWu2.png
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81HMcIzVttL._SL1500_.jpg
Refurb at that. [This one](http://www.Seagate.com/ 4TB Enterprise Capacity SAS 12Gb s 512n 3.5" Internal Hard Drive Model ST4000NM0025 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01FRC1AJ0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_n9gXCbHH63SM2) goes for like 180 new. I guess the Dell logo is the big deal?
This is probably the item it came from:
Amazon:
MTD 710-0895 Screw-Hex Tap 1/4
It's a genuine item, just a bad picture. Compare with this eBay listing for a very similar item.
eBay:
Genuine Original MTD SCREW-HEX TAP 1/4 Part # [MTD][710-0895]
The seller of that one says:
> Please note that item pictured may not be 100% representative of what is received.
Image provided is sometimes a stock photo provided by the manufacturer so please read above description for further product detail.
The Amazon link is here but I posted a screenshot since they will probably fix those product pictures soon.
There's another one still up:
https://www.amazon.com/Ozeri-Kitchen-Precision-Weighing-Technology/dp/B07VCYTS47
OP is a bundle of sticks.
https://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pack-PP401007-Pet-Petter/dp/B009LNZIZY