Top products from r/CorporateFacepalm

We found 9 product mentions on r/CorporateFacepalm. We ranked the 11 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.

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u/Grumpy_Kong · 1 pointr/CorporateFacepalm

>so there's another one I have up on you.

I'm amazed at your clairvoyance. Pray tell, what kind of phone do I have then?

> you refuse to learn how apps and mobile phones work,

Again, a failure in research. I'm a professional IT admin, and support around 150 android and iphone devices in far more rigorous an environment than a personal phone would likely be.

>nd you believe that an imaginary narcissist in the sky will save you, and maybe even me, if you pray hard enough.

Again you are showing your ignorance.

But I'm gonna throw you this bone, so you can stop looking like a fool in the future. (I wish!)

Salvation depends solely on accepting Jesus as your personal Savior.

That's it.

You don't need to even touch a Bible tbh.

You don't even need to be a particularly good person (I don't know many who are).

All you need is a sincere desire. That's it.

Ok, I'm done talking nice to you, back to my accustomed vitriol:

Our modern culture isn't the 'pinnacle' of anything.

Everything is always in transition, always changing.

100 years ago, advertisements were little pictures in catalogs that told you the features of the product. They didn't enjoin you to spend your money for a vapid promise of a 'life experience' as modern advertisements do.

That's because some genius psych students started applying psychological manipulation techniques to advertising.

And everything changed, and mostly got worse.

And its become so accepted in the modern day that millennials are literally clueless about a world without ubiquitous advertising.

And rally to defend it simply because they're addicted to the media it is attached to.

>GrilledCheese_monger for the win today!

There is absolutely nothing more cringeworthy in an online debate than to declare yourself winner halfway through.

u/Gekthegecko · 15 pointsr/CorporateFacepalm

I have a Watermelon Ball, and it's actually really fun to play with.

u/AlternateContent · 8 pointsr/CorporateFacepalm

Refurb at that. [This one](http://www.Seagate.com/ 4TB Enterprise Capacity SAS 12Gb s 512n 3.5" Internal Hard Drive Model ST4000NM0025 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01FRC1AJ0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_n9gXCbHH63SM2) goes for like 180 new. I guess the Dell logo is the big deal?

u/Logofascinated · 2 pointsr/CorporateFacepalm

This is probably the item it came from:

Amazon:
MTD 710-0895 Screw-Hex Tap 1/4

It's a genuine item, just a bad picture. Compare with this eBay listing for a very similar item.

eBay:
Genuine Original MTD SCREW-HEX TAP 1/4 Part # [MTD][710-0895]

The seller of that one says:
> Please note that item pictured may not be 100% representative of what is received.
Image provided is sometimes a stock photo provided by the manufacturer so please read above description for further product detail.

u/DimitriV · 1 pointr/CorporateFacepalm

The Amazon link is here but I posted a screenshot since they will probably fix those product pictures soon.