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My autograph book is NSFW,

(might be Overcompensating)

and I drink from a Goatse coffee cup, because these things make me giggle...

Genesis of username was non-sexual, but it's a handy little double entendre.

Ever better in /r/trees - one of the flairs is a pineapple.

When I post, there's one next to my username.

Life is full of unexpected delights.

That dildo ain't one of them, though.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000YV1XEW/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?qid=1412805975&sr=8-4&pi=AC_SX110_SY165_QL70

I remember seeing commercials for the uncensored DVD.
Wow it's kinda expensive and not much left in stock. Better act fast.

Did you know Amazon will donate a portion of every purchase if you shop by going to smile.amazon.com instead? Over $50,000,000 has been raised for charity - all you need to do is change the URL!

Here are your smile-ified links:

Found it on Amazon

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Never forget to smile again | ^^i'm ^^a ^^friendly bot

A friend could go here.

https://www.amazon.com/Oxballs-Finger-Fuck-Glove-Blue/dp/B01LWB3N5F/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_79_t_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=51SHZF4PE8B2S2ZW2BMT

Natural harvest

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

it was this one: https://www.amazon.com/Microsoft-Wireless-Media-Keyboard-N9Z-00001/dp/B00IICMUWS

best used for multimedia though, with all those fancy shortcuts, but I dont see why it cant be used for other purposes that require M/KB

keep in mind though that the touchpad IS a touchpad. It has nothing on a mouse. not sure how you would be gaming with a touchpad

https://www.amazon.com/Oxballs-Finger-Fuck-Glove-Blue/dp/B01LWB3N5F

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00VK1HMO0

BDSM candles https://www.amazon.com/BDSM-Candles-Temperature-Sensual-Candle/dp/B00AT97O1K

this is exactly it

https://www.amazon.com/Oxballs-Finger-Fuck-Glove-Blue/dp/B01LWB3N5F/

It's actually this one Oxballs

[Found it on Amazon] (https://www.amazon.com/Oxballs-Finger-Fuck-Glove-Blue/dp/B01LWB3N5F/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_79_t_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=51SHZF4PE8B2S2ZW2BMT)

Only $5 on Amazon

it's an inflatable plug, see here, SFW

source: bought my gf one

I'll leave this here

Recipe
Ingredients:

6 packs of regular sized chocolate pudding
2 tubs of cool whip
1 pack of cream cheese
6 cups of milk
4 2oz. Shots of Bailey's
4 2oz. Shots of Everclear
4 2oz. Shots of Whipped vodka
Everclear soaked gummy worms 24hr period
2 mini bottles of Kaluhua
1 cup confectionery sugar
1 cup of white chocolate chips with 2 drop red food coloring and splash of Bailey's

1/2 tablespoon of butter
1 1/2 packs of Oreos

What you'll need:

-Large bowl/punch bowl

-Dick molds https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07Q3QF77T/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_CPp1CbDCBHDTK


-mixer

-2 mixing bowls
1 for pudding
1 for cream cheese cake filling

Directions:

Presoak gummies for 24hrs

Melt chocolate/butter and pour into dick molds set aside for later in fridge

Mix 3 pudding mixes (add liquid for desired consistency)
With 3 cups of milk, 1 shots of Bailey's, 1 shots of whipped vodka, and 1 shots Everclear ( you will do this step twice) place in fridge until firming.

Mix 2 tubs thawed cool whip with one brick of cream cheese, 2 shots Bailey's, 2 shots whipped vodka, 2 shots everclear and 1 cup confectionery sugar ( I mixed in Oreo creme I removed from half pack of Oreos) place in fridge until firming.

Scrape half pack of Oreos creme off and crush cookies into dust for topping

Place whole Oreos in the bottom of large bowl for base layer. Pour one mini bottle of Kaluhua over it.

Second layer pudding (each layer should be about and inch to inch and a half thick.

Third layer cream cheese cake filling

And repeat.

Then add one more top layer of pudding

And a final layer of cookie crumb dust. With gummies and dicks. 😎

Refrigerate overnight serve very cold.

*Wrote this quick sorry if I made any mistakes.

I was wrong!!! Found a link. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00VK1HMO0