Top products from r/NuclearRevenge
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2. Neiko 02870A Soft Grip Handles Fiberglass Hammer Ball Peen Set (5 Piece)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Strong and light weight fiberglass core handle provides great vibration absorptions when strikingBall pein round head allows you to quickly shape metal to however you want itSoft grip ergonomic handles provide a firm, non slip gripMirror polished hammer head is easy to keep clean and brightly colore...
3. Sugar Free Gummy Bears, 5LBS by Albanese Confectionery
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Sweeteners: Maltitol, Sucralose(Splenda).Bag contains 5 pounds of Sugar Free Gummy Bears.
4. Albanese Confecetionery Sugar Free Assorted Fruit Gummi Bears, 5 Pound Bag
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
SWEET, NO SUGAR: Everything you love about the delicious flavor Albanese gummies, minus the sugar. After one bite or our delicious, sugar-free gummies you'll taste the difference of fresh fruit flavors & a soft chew you won't find with any other gummies.STOCK UP THE FLAVOR: Whether you like them swe...
5. Albanese World's Best Sugar Free 12 Flavor Gummi Bears 3.5oz Peg Bag, pack of 12
Sentiment score: -1
Number of reviews: 1
Sugar Free never tasted better. Enjoy everything you love about Albanese gummies - fresh fruit flavors and a soft chew you won’t find with other gummies and all 12 flavors just minus the sugar.Stock up with a 5-pound bag of Sugar Free Gummi Bears. Flavors include Cherry, Strawberry, Mango, Pineapp...
6. Prescribed for Life Maltitol - Low Calorie Natural Fine Granular Sugar Alternative - 60%-80% Sweetness of Sugar, 12 oz (340 g)
Sentiment score: -1
Number of reviews: 1
Safe sugar substitute with virtually zero net calories and carbsHas the crisp clean taste of sugar, without the bad aftertasteUse in hot or cold food and beveragesDoes NOT promote tooth decay
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https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/product-reviews/B00CMS97YS
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https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Sugar-Free-Flavor/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY
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Ball peen hammers come in a variety of weights and sizes.
When you do this, instead of using a laxative (which is illegal, because you cannot setup boobytraps for people, including with laxatives) just make the brownies with a large quantity of maltitol. It's a food grade sugar alternative that has extreme laxative properties in semi-large doses. You also get used to it after a while, so if you eat it a lot, you can eat large doses of it without side effects.
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When/if caught, you can just say that you were trying to cut sugar out of your diet, and had no intention of poisoning anybody.
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For those not inclined to bake, these sugar free gummy bears also have maltitol in them, and will provide for an afternoon on the john if you're not used to eating them.