Top products from r/TheMonkeysPaw
We found 21 product mentions on r/TheMonkeysPaw. We ranked the 21 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
2. Luxe Bidet Neo 110 - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment (blue and white)
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
A LUXURIOUS LOOK AT AN EXCELLENT PRICE- With a sleek design and high-quality parts, our bidet attachment will give your bathroom a next-level look. Constructed with high-pressure valves with metal/ceramic cores and steel hoses instead of plastic.HYGIENIC NOZZLE GUARD GATE – Shields the nozzle for ...
3. AmazonBasics Microwave, Small, 0.7 Cu. Ft, 700W, Works with Alexa
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Now it’s easier to defrost vegetables, make popcorn, cook potatoes, and reheat rice. With an Echo device (not included), quick-cook voice presets and a simplified keypad let you just ask Alexa to start microwaving.Automatically reorder popcorn when you run low and save 10% on popcorn orders—enab...
4. Assorted Dehydrated Cereal Marshmallow Bits 1.5 lb bulk bag
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Assorted Dehydrated Cereal Marshmallow Bits - 1.5 Pound BagJust like the marshmallows in cereal. No more picking through trying to find all the marshmallowsAdd to your favorite Cereal, Cocoa, Rice Crispy Treats, Snacks, Desserts, Toppings, Jello and much moreThese colorful dehydrated marshmallows ma...
6. Zombie Turkeys: How an Unknown Blogger Fought Unkillable Turkeys (The Life After Life Chronicles Book 1)
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
8. I'm Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
9. Bigfoot and the Bridesmaid: Sex With Bigfoot, Book 1 (Monster Erotica: Sex With Bigfoot)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
10. Fisher-Price Stretchy Grilled Cheese
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Flip the sandwich to change it from white to "grilled"Pull the sandwich apart to watch the "melted" cheese magically stretch and snap backSandwich splits in two to share with a lunch buddy!Includes sandwich with "magic" stretchy cheese, serving plate and milk cartonAdd the carton of milk and it's lu...
12. I Funny: A Middle School Story (I Funny (1))
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Little Brown and Company
13. Dehydrated Marshmallows Assorted 40 lb Case
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
HUGE case of Cereal MarshmallowsAssorted dehydrated Marshmallows by KraftTheir bright colors and small size make it fun to add to any special baked treat, whether mixed in or added as a toppingThey can easily be added to a bowl of cereal or a steaming mug of hot chocolate
14. LumiSource LS-L-GENIE PK Genie Touch Lamp, Pink
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Touch lamp with high/low/medium settingsTakes one 25-watt candelabra lightbulb which is not includedBrushed aluminum finishModel number: LS-L-GENIE PK
15. Suction Cup Bounce Balls | Party Favor | Ct. 6
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
6 Ct., 1.80" diameter bounce ballsColors include purple, blue, orange, yellow, green and redParty toy favor and prize giveawayPackage contains small parts and is not intended for children 3 years or younger
16. Royal Bobbles Bill Clinton Bobblehead
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
BILL CLINTON BOBBLEHEAD: William Jefferson Clinton is an American politician who served as the 42nd President of the United States from January 20, 1993, to January 20, 2001. Prior to the presidency, he was the Governor of Arkansas from 1979 to 1981, and again from 1983 to 1992.HISTORIC COLLECTIBLES...
I bought a $25 bidet attachment on Amazon and it works wonderfully. Stings my butthole a little if I turn the pressure too high, but I can't imagine a working bidet being any cheaper.
Edit: it was this one if anyone cares.
Granted. You get this. Enjoy!
This causes OP to contact Amazon in frustration. They are then sent a [new one] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07894S727/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_cOk6BbSP2P43K) as a replacement, thus allowing OP's true intent of the wish to be granted.
LOL! I have a Google search for 'Zombie Turkeys' and I found this comment. There really is a book called 'Zombie Turkeys': https://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Turkeys-Blogger-Unkillable-Chronicles-ebook/dp/B01LXPR63Z/
My children are now just giant balls of limbs sprouting from an indistinguishable torso. They are like these things but people sized, and with hands and feet instead of cups. I entertain myself on Saturday afternoons by rolling them around the lawn.
You might enjoy these books. https://www.amazon.ca/Edges-Book-John-Alexander-Blyth-ebook/dp/B01BJ9RG0W
Granted. You basically saved yourself 10$.
Granted. An Amazon package arrives at your door. When you open it, this is what you see:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005U5C9P4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_TZS6Bb8XR09YN
Granted, here’s your next meal
Granted. Here's your nothing https://www.amazon.com/Jay-JA0027-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU
Granted, you get this https://www.amazon.com/Cub-JA0027-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU
Granted you are given a copy of Three More Wishes to read
Granted, everyone must read Terms and Conditions by Robert Glancy.
Granted. Natural Harvest Cookbook
Granted.
People constantly lurk this page
https://www.amazon.com/Funny-New-York-Times-bestseller/dp/031620692X
You now have an unlimited supply of $20 Bill Clinton Bobblehead dolls.
Granted.
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You must devour every book Chuck Tingle has ever written. This includes his timeless classic, I'm Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane.
In case y'all fuckers don't believe me:
https://www.amazon.com/Gay-Living-Billionaire-Jet-Plane-ebook/dp/B00SX6HS5I