Top products from r/asoiafcirclejerk
We found 7 product mentions on r/asoiafcirclejerk. We ranked the 7 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
1. Please Try to Remember the First of Octember! (Beginner Books)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Random House Books for Young Readers
2. A Dance with Dragons (A Song of Ice and Fire)
Sentiment score: -1
Number of reviews: 1
A Dance with Dragons
4. Game of Thrones: The Costumes, the official book from Season 1 to Season 8
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Michele Clapton, the costume designer, put a lot of details with meaning in each costume. Sansa’s are my favorites. She’s about to release a book if you’re interested.
You can view my in depth analysis of this April Fools joke here. It outlines my theory that 13/13/14 is a prophecy that TWOW will come out January 13th 2015 (13/13/14).
edit: a number
http://www.amazon.com/Please-Remember-First-Octember-Beginner/dp/0394835638
Please have your parents read, "The Coddling of the American Mind: How Good Intentions and Bad Ideas Are Setting Up a Generation for Failure"
by Jonathan Haidt, Greg Lukianoff
the power of negative thinking by Coach Bobby Knight.
Well, if you're going for the show love theme for automod, I think you should go full-out and get copypasta from threads like this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/47iv12/george_rr_martin_game_of_thrones_twist_will/
Also negative reviews of "Feast for Crows" and "Dance with Dragons" on Amazon (some of these are LOONG and critical nonstop, you could get paragraphs):
http://www.amazon.com/Dance-Dragons-Song-Ice-Fire/product-reviews/0553582011/ref=cm_cr_dp_qt_hist_one?ie=UTF8&filterByStar=one_star&showViewpoints=0
Then people could still post some of the anti-show jerking while getting trolled by automod, who hates the books.
Here's all five-star reviews of season 5:
https://www.amazon.com/Game-of-Thrones-Season-5/product-reviews/B00ZOSV5HU/ref=cm_cr_dp_qt_hist_five?ie=UTF8&filterByStar=five_star&showViewpoints=0
e: here's a couple:
body+title: ["winds of winter"] comment: | "I'm really sick of hearing about this book. None of it matters unless you finish it, george. My issue is the books have been taking longer to write while the quality has dropped significantly from the first three. I wouldn't mind the delay if they were actually worth the wait, but at this point the books have become drawn out and somewhat boring.
body+title: ["feast for crows", "dance with dragons"] comment: | "Feast & Dance should never have been written in their current form--or preferably not at all. Will somebody tell Tyrion where whores go? Yes, I get it--Jon Snow knows nothing. Jaime, did you know Cersei has been screwing Lancel & Osmund? One can cut 100 pages of text simply by removing all food references. If you remove all reminisces you could cut another 100 pages. Good lord! Did anybody edit this train wreck? Instead it's up to the reader to assess whether or not a paragraph is worthy of being read and then skipping to the next paragraph if the answer is "no" (which happens all too often--the vast majority of this book is mere "fill" the purpose of which is to extend the life of this series).