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u/CummyBot2000 · 2 pointsr/copypasta

I take this cardboard Obama with me everywhere and my dating life has really improved. I'm pretty smooth by nature, but when you are at a bar having a conversation with the President, chicks really dig you. Let me just paint you a picture. I was out in downtown Gretna at the Dragon pub when three hot girls came through the door. Needless to say, I caught their eye. One of them came up to me and asked for me phone number and whether or not she could sleep with me. I looked at her and said, "I'm sorry, I'm talking to the President of the United States right now, but I'll be with you in a minute" She was stunned by my awesomeness and waited patiently while I finished my convo. I then told her that the President of the United States, Barack Obama, thinks your friend is pretty hot. Her friend got all embarrassed and turned red. I told the waitress that Barack Obama would like two pitchers of Natty Light, pronto. We all sat and chatted for awhile when I just cut to the chase. I said the President of the United States, Barack Obama, has a big meeting in Sweden in the morning, so he's going to turn in, but he wants us to keep the party going back at my place. We all headed back to my trailer and I tucked the President of the United States, Barack Obama, in bed and went back out to talk to the ladies. Let's just say I'm a good golfer, but I've never had a foursome as fun as the one I had that night. Thank you Pres!

Found this review while looking to buy a life size cardboard cutout of george bush

u/Topazthecat · 1 pointr/copypasta

This 1999 review of Mark Lewisohn's excellent Beatles studio diary book where many of The Beatles recording engineers and tape operators and their producer George Martin are interviewed (and it shows how truly innovative,brilliant and creative especially John and Paul were in the recordinga studio),The Beatles Recording Sessions titled, Behind The Creative Genius Of A Groundbreaking Band by a musician himself says it all, he says that as a musician he found Mark Lewisohn's portrayal of The Beatles genius and in parenthesis he says, especially that of John Lennon and Paul McCartney, to be completely thorough and accurate, as well as insightful. He then says if you are to buy any one Beatles book,buy this one.

And this reviewer RAS who became a big Beatles fan after he read The Beatles Recording Sessions book,said,I think The Beatles ARE BRILLIANT and he said he despairs what his life would be like without The Beatles!! He said that when he first saw this book,he said Oh another garbage Beatles book.

u/Ajax1113 · 1 pointr/copypasta

Here are two that are super thin and have amazing battery. They're both about $1500 but they have pretty good specs.

Gigabyte AERO 15 Classic-SA-F74ADW 15" Thin Bezel LG 144Hz FHD IPS LCD, i7-9750H, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1660 Ti, Samsung 16GB RAM, M.2 PCIe 512GB Intel 760P SSD, Win10 Home, 94Wh Ultra Slim Gaming Laptop

Eluktronics MAG-15 Slim & Ultra Light NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1660Ti Gaming Laptop with Mechanical RGB Keyboard - Intel i7-9750H CPU 6GB GDDR6 VR Ready GPU 15.6" 144Hz Full HD IPS 512GB NVMe SSD + 16GB RAM

u/owoifier · 1 pointr/copypasta

Aftew twavewing to Japan a coupwe of times I just couwdn't go back to scwaping my ass with dwy papew wike a fiwthy animaw. I fewt wike a thiwd-wowwd savage using westwooms in Japan and wefwecting on my own caveman-esque civiwization back home. I bought a smawt-toiwet seat / bidet the second I got home. 250 dowwaws and the thing has a heated seat, pwess a button and it spways you cwean, osciwwating function... You can adjust the watew tempewatuwe and watew pwessuwe. Anywhewe fwom a spittwe to gwowious paint-stwipping powew. The whowe pwocess is indescwibabwy mowe comfowtabwe and mowe hygienic. Fow the fiwst coupwe weeks I'd give it one wipe aftewwawds to make suwe thewe was no wesiduaw poo weft in the awea but it gets the job done EVEWY SINGWE TIME. Without faiw. The seat awso has a dwying function so I haven't used a singwe piece of toiwet papew in months. If you don't have a coupwe hundwed dowwaws to spwuwge on a high-tech wife-changing toiwet seat you can buy an attachment that is wike the kitchen sink spwayew. I weawned to use those in Thaiwand. I caww it the ass-bwastew. It isn't powewfuw enough to compwetewy cwean you but it sevewewy weduces the amount of papew you need to use. The mix of watew / papew is just so much cweanew. Think about it this way; if someone smeawed poo on youw awm, you wouwdn't just scwape away at it with a dwy piece of papew and caww it cwean.

EDIT: This is the modew I bought if anyone is intewested. Bio Bidet BB-600. I have fwiends who bought this same modew and awe happy with it as weww. Toto is the gowd-standawd if you want to spend a wittwe mowe. Happy to answew any fuwthew question in my quest to pwosewytize the papew-scwapews of the wowwd and save the Canadian fowests.

u/video_descriptionbot · 1 pointr/copypasta

Title | cLOUDDEAD - "Rifle Eyes"
Description | Just another stupid glorified slide show where I try to poke fun at insane lyrics in songs.
Length | 0:03:57


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