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I started playing because I discovered the joy of football and wanted to get into it, and I figured fantasy would be a great way to learn about the sport/players/teams. It is. I've only been watching football for real for 3 full seasons, and I already know a lot about the sport. Obviously not compared to most or /r/nfl, but more than most people. So I'd say just jump right in.

One thing that was helpful during my first season was watching games with my roommate who knows a ton about football. We actually had free NFL Sunday Ticket at our place (for some reason, our landlord could add a second house onto his subscription? no idea but we didn't press the issue), so we'd sit there all Sunday and he'd explain things to me.

I've heard this book is great for learning more but I haven't gotten around to it.

Oh, also, when I first got into football (end of 2011 season), my friend played Madden with me and would explain things. That helped a ton. Before that I didn't really understand football. I knew about downs and stuff but nothing about the strategy, so playing Madden was really what made it click and that's when I fell in love with football. Actually, I just decided I'm going to pick up an Xbox so I can start playing Madden for real to get deeper into knowledge of routes and strategy, I feel like I've hit a wall based on what I learn watching games and reading about the game. I'm a girl so I never played football growing up except for just fucking around.

3 years later, I "have a football problem" according to my friends. And it's kind of crazy how much I've picked up in a short amount of time, but mostly that is because of fantasy.

Love Cook this year with the Saints! Has the potential to be a massive difference maker opposite Thomas! Brees hasn’t had a viable TE since Jimmy left and we could see a large target share come his way....

There is a great breakdown of all players in this link!

https://www.amazon.com/ADF-Playbook-All-Day-Football/dp/1086007395/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?keywords=adf+playbook&qid=1566410453&s=gateway&sprefix=adf+playb&sr=8-1

I believe this is the one that we are using this year. We are also using a laptop w/projector to keep the CBS Fantasy info on the wall. Good luck and remember to try to keep people involved the best you can!

http://www.amazon.com/2014-Official-Fantasy-Football-Draft/dp/B00KCFAHDI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406827633&sr=8-1&keywords=fantasy+football+draft+kit

Check out his book if you can. It's very well written and has some great laughs in it.

The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

Grant yourself a favor - walk with Childe Roland for a spell do it please ya :)

A Gronking to Remember

I have Gronk, and it's based on the Gronk fan erotica: http://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Gronkowski-Erotica-Series/dp/150585766X

If I win the championship, I'm sending a copy of the book to the loser's house.

Winner of my league wins this.

I usually get the ones from UPI Marketing, this is this year's.

https://www.amazon.com/Officially-Licensed-Fantasy-Football-Draft/dp/B0722V2LYP/ref=pd_sbs_200_1?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B0722V2LYP&pd_rd_r=S4E4300DB2XCTFGN6QFV&pd_rd_w=Mneyn&pd_rd_wg=wwl7V&psc=1&refRID=S4E4300DB2XCTFGN6QFV

I usually leave it hanging in my living room wall throughout the season. It's a good conversation piece when people come over haha. But yeah, I'm just not digging this year's generic design.

In the Berry's book Fantasy Life there's a story about MJD not being able to draft himself in a NFL fantasy league.

MJD ends up having a great year. So he's trying to get himself back from Matt Forte.

The quote is something like "When you going to trade me to me?" and Forte's response is "Never. I'm going to beat you with you."

http://www.amazon.com/Fantasy-Life-Outrageous-Uplifting-Heartbreaking/dp/1594632715/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1417539194&sr=8-1&keywords=matthew+berry

I know his advice is lacking sometimes but its a fun read.

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Got it engraved for the last 4 years for about $12. Love it

I got into FF about 30 years ago. The first source of information that I found was Fantasy Football Digest 19xx. by Cliff Charpentier. https://www.amazon.com/Fantasy-Football-Digest-87-Cliff-Charpentier/dp/0822599546 It is a softback book about an inch thick. Cliff did not last long in the business - he overvalued older player!

The wisdom of Crowds.

http://www.amazon.com/The-Wisdom-Crowds-James-Surowiecki/dp/0385721706/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1373830676&sr=8-1&keywords=the+wisdom+of+crowds

Does anyone know if Average Draft Position outscored the Fantasy Pros 'expert' ratings for last year's draft?

Taking steroids doesnt make you invincible. You still need time to heal injuries, and overworking the muscle will injure it again.

And we dont know what Jeffery took. It might have been anabolic steroids, it could have been HGH, it could have been a stimulant like Ephedrine.

Hell, it could have been something like Animal Pak https://www.amazon.com/Universal-Nutrition-Animal-Multivitamin-Supplement/dp/B000GOT54C?th=1 (it used to be banned in the NFL), which is sold as a multivitamin - you dont need a prescription, you dont need to be 18, and youll find it overpriced at your local GNC. Or Sudafed, which the NFL requires you to get a prescription from NFL medical personnel before taking, even though its over-the-counter cold medicine.

And click this link for the NFLPA - https://www.nflpa.com/active-players/drug-policies. Right up top there is a warning - a EZ Weight Loss products have been found to be contaminated with a substance banned by the NFL. So if a player asked their NFL-endorsed trainer if they could take the product, the trainer knowing all the rules looked at the product, determined that it was fine, but then later its found that the product was contaminated and you just tested positive for PED, and you get treated as if you took anabolic steroids.

I guess thats my long way of saying just because Jeffrey failed a PED test doesnt mean his hamstrings are invincible.

Amazon maybe.. Something like this http://www.amazon.com/2014-Official-Fantasy-Football-Draft/dp/B00KCFAHDI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1408641094&sr=8-1&keywords=draft+board

We went with the official NFL draft board this year available on Amazon for 2 day shipping if you have Prime.

We just literally give a toilet bowl. That's it.

How about a giant “conch shell” mask?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07THZCF86/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_NavJDb9EQAZTK)

Forty Million Dollar Slaves?

Are you Lacey Noonan?

https://www.amazon.com/Decade-Awards-RFG841-Toilet-Trophy/dp/B00NRD030O

This t-shirt

http://www.amazon.com/Jacted-Up-Tees-Fantasy-Football/dp/B00NGU5WEK#

http://www.amazon.com/Monday-Night-Covington-Thriller-Series/dp/141431731X

This book

hint: its because he is God

He can Gronk with one lung, but it won't be a Gronking to remember.

We do a license plate that has to be put on your vehicle. It's on until the following year, Until someone else takes the thrown

Looks kinda like this
Last Place I Suck at Fantasy Football Chrome License Plate Frame https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0768NJR8X/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_T5tBDb6RY06VA

My league is pretty mild (I have no fear of getting dead last, so I'm all for public humiliation). But we said loser pays double, and has to have this on their car for the whole year