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Hello!

So, firstly, I should admit that I'm haven't been published that much - I only have one book out. However, as a college freshman, I believe I'm in a unique position to give you advice. I'd just say to do what feels right, you know? I don't deliberate over my decisions, I merely perform actions after utilizing my brain for a nanosecond, and look where I am! Hell, the only thing I've put a singular iota of effort into is my verbose style of communication, and I don't even have to make an effort anymore!

Actually, you may not have realized this, but your first two questions are inextricably bound! Cannabis is a wonderful tool for the young writer. It can inspire awe, promote brilliance, and just take the edge off when it necessitates removal. I must confess, I only smoke marijuana in cigarette form approximately thrice (hint - thrice:twice::three:two) a week, although I must say my usage spikes whenever I desire to fully utilize my vast writing prowess (I just partook in a joint three sixtieth-hours ago, if you are incapable of ascertaining that information from my gargantuan vocabulary).

Thanks for the questions!

Edit: Although I'd like for future questioners to try harder to stick to the script. As a cinephile, I know a lot about scripts! ;)

Is this seriously what metametacirclejerk has devolved to? When I joined this subreddit 29 years ago we had values, we actually mocked the people who mocked the people who mocked people who are stupid. Now we are just as stupid as them. Screw this, go over to /r/truemetametacirclejerk where we can get some real discussion of mockery and satire.

Edit: Jk Reddit, love you. We're so classy together.. Buy the novel I wrote while you're at it. It's brilliant.

Edit2: And the sequel.